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Liam Santa Cruz & Jasmine Balais

Spill the Chisme
Who's your unfunniest co-worker? Jasmine and Liam have to come clean about the aspiring comedians who work at mitú.
Show transcript
00:01
Jasmine.
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I see them.
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I see the seeds.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Take it.
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Take it.
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Who's starting?
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I'm starting.
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Yeah.
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Go ahead.
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All right.
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Hi, I'm Liam and I'm Jasmine.
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We work together in me two studios and today we're playing
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Spill the Cheese.
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We have to answer these questions and if we don't, then we got
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to eat a pepper.
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The spicier, the question, the spicier, the pepper.
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I'm winning.
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I doubt it.
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Have you ever broken the law and gotten away with it?
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Yes, of course.
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Which law let's just say I like trespassing out of our coworkers
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who has a weird odor to them and isn't sitting next to you?
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It's on there.
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Oh, yeah.
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So I can't say you, they're all behind the cameras.
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Oh, that's a big one.
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Why is it so big?
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I should have just said Jean.
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This is a big bite.
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I got a little mouth.
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Do you actually wash your hands every time you use the restroom
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every time, every single time?
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No, I don't think so.
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No.
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Don't shake Liam's hand.
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OK.
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Here we go.
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Who's your favorite person in the studio?
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Drop names?
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This is what the people want.
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Reuben.
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Good answer.
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Good answer.
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Who would you never hang out with?
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Outside of work?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I was a crunch that it was a big bite.
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Who do you not like working with?
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Do you look around?
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I don't want to make eye contact.
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There's nobody that I'm like, oh, I don't like working with
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that person.
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Yeah.
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Got a little more.
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What was your first impression of me when we met?
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I was like, she's short.
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Wow, that's impressive.
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Are you sitting on a pillow?
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That's not part of the question.
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How good of a coworker?
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Am I?
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There's always room for growth but you know, ok, we are now
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in the medium round things is getting spicy.
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We'll see.
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You're ready.
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Take it over out of all of our coworkers.
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Who do you hate the most?
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This is the first question is in medium.
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Are you taking a bite because you don't want to say it or because
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you don't hate anyone?
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I don't know.
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Ok.
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That's the first question.
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I'm gonna be eating a lot.
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So I'm nervous.
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Ok.
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How do you feel?
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I feel.
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Who's the unfunnily coworker?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Alfredo.
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Only because we haven't built that relationship yet.
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Wow.
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It couldn't be me.
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I wouldn't say that.
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What's the wildest reason you've been late to work?
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My car caught on fire on the five.
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I was driving and someone was like, I was like, hi.
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And they're like, no.
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And then that's when it, and I'm like, I had to just pull over
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and I'm like, I'm thinking about the movies and I'm, like,
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in 10 seconds it's gonna explode.
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You run out.
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So I just start running down the five and I'm trying to tell
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people, like, stay out, stay away any moment it's happening
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any moment.
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No, wait.
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Yeah.
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I said, I call the fire department and they show up and I'm,
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like, keep your distance because it's been a few minutes.
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Yeah.
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And that's when I worked at the zoo.
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What's your most embarrassing or worst date story?
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Ok.
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Short version, I got really drunk with my date that night off
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of a lot of champagne.
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Got back um to his place and I was so wasted.
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I threw up all over myself and then I just went first flat down
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on the bed and a face down and did he tell you?
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No.
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Yeah, I, I remember doing it too.
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Which of our coworkers is most annoying?
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Ok.
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I'm not calling people out like you are.
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I'm not doing that.
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I see Alfredo and he's got the camera.
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He's, he's pointing it at me.
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I need good angles.
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I feel.
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Wow.
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Oh, got a seed.
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You got a seed.
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I had multiple seeds.
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How you feeling?
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Um like three small bags of uh hot Cheetos back to back.
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No water.
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Oh man.
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When was your most recent one night stand?
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Wow, that's so personal a year.
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It's been like a year one year, one year.
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And that's, that we didn't go all the way though.
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It was a three quarter, one night stand.
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It wasn't even, it was a night stand with three legs.
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Exactly.
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Read the last pickup line you sent either on a dating app or
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in the DS.
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Oh, God, I can't do this.
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All right.
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Wait, I mean, it worked.
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It worked.
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Oh, this one works.
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I want someone who has an A MC Stubs pass and she liked your answer
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What is the deal?
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If you do have an A MC steps pass?
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I'm in trade phones and go through each other's search history
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Like the internet.
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I feel like we can just both take a bite.
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I'll take a bite.
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I think that's definitely Cheers.
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That's not a knife.
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Who?
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That was enough.
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I'm not feeling that.
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What are you doing?
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You're not getting Yeah, that's enough.
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OK?
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What the fuck out of our coworkers?
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Who gives you the biggest?
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I, what is it?
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And name the I who is it?
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And what is it?
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God, these are.
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So who wrote these?
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I'm better than you all, I'm better than you all whenever you
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get chilled immediately.
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That's not a good sign.
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Show us how much money is in your bank account.
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Or you could take a big bite card.
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I'll throw it.
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Jasmine.
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I see them.
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I see the seeds.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh It's the whole tongue.
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It's the whole tongue.
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We gotta keep it moving.
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We can't just sit in this.
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Have you ever lied about not being able to come into work?
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All of our bosses are over there.
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I'm so scared of a bite.
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No, I'm pretty honest.
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I'm a good coworker.
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Ok.
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Last question, you're shivering.
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I don't know what I'm feeling right now.
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Have you ever hooked up with a coworker slash boss?
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Where any job, any job, anywhere in your life?
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I think I've done both.
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But not here.
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Not here.
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This is just jobs like jobs in general, you know, I don't like
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my coworkers that much anymore.
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Um, and I don't wanna do this ever again.
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Jazz.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I told you.
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Do you feel like a winner?
08:33
No, I still lost.
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I lost my taste buds.
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Well, goodbye.