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Marcella Arguello x Nicky Paris

Outta Pocket
Stand-up comedians Marcella Arguello and Nicky Paris riff on JLO, teenagers using fillers, Nicky being ghosted by a dead man and Gaza on their FYP. It’s a “King Kong vs Godzilla type vibe.”
Show transcript
00:01
Don't touch me. Hey,
00:03
Marcellus. It's great to with me.
00:10
So, is this a choice you folded this in?
00:12
I think just happened to go like that.
00:14
But no, I mean,
00:15
the shirt you want a little,
00:17
I want to make you a little,
00:19
you know what? I am single and that's today's how we're
00:21
starting things off today because I know you have a B I
00:24
do. That's why I keep my chest hair covered up.
00:26
Well, maybe you could give me some advice because I,
00:29
I'm nervous to get your advice actually,
00:31
but I'm out there on the scene and I go for looks
00:35
Is that ok?
00:35
You know what I mean?
00:36
Yeah, everyone's like,
00:38
you know, everyone's like,
00:38
oh, I have a short king.
00:39
I'm like, well,
00:40
I don't wanna date Lord Farquaad.
00:41
So not that there's anything wrong with that.
00:44
It's all about, listen,
00:45
it's not all about,
00:46
I like Valentine's Day worst holiday because I say it's,
00:48
it's a reminder that people who are uglier than you have found
00:52
love and it's not true outer beauty and some people are gross
00:55
on the inside. I know people have hemorrhoids that are watching
00:58
God bless you.
00:59
Get it checked in there.
01:01
Take a walk is a compliment.
01:03
How does it feel like an unattractive person hits on you?
01:05
How does it make you feel?
01:07
I mean,
01:07
it depends on how I look that day.
01:09
If I look terrible,
01:11
I'm like, hell,
01:12
yeah, thank you.
01:13
This was great. This was a reminder of where I'm at
01:16
socially and then if I look real,
01:19
like if I really got done up,
01:21
you know, I'm like all,
01:22
you know, drag cleaned out and then ugly dude hits on
01:25
me this like, what did I do wrong?
01:29
Where did I go wrong?
01:30
Like how dare you?
01:31
I was just about to read to your Children and now now
01:34
I won't be and now I won't be reading to your Children
01:36
I was on a date recently by this guy.
01:38
He invited me to a concert.
01:39
I went to the concert within 10 minutes of me being there
01:42
He started doing Ketamine and picking out with other people.
01:45
So I got all dolled up and I said,
01:47
no one's gonna talk to me and I looked like this.
01:49
Two hours went by.
01:50
Finally somebody who looked like Al Roker came up to me and
01:54
he's like, hey,
01:54
what are you doing tonight?
01:55
I said get away from me.
01:56
But it was nice that he said it to me and I
01:58
was like, but thank you.
01:59
Yeah, I mean,
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yeah, I mean,
02:01
it sounds like you're the one that's ugly.
02:03
On the inside. Right.
02:04
That I guess I'll never find love.
02:07
Yeah. I mean,
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what do you want?
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Like,, I just want to,
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I, I'm not looking for Brad Pitt.
02:11
Gorgeous. I just want somebody.
02:12
I like plumber hot.
02:13
Ok. Like you ever play,
02:15
like Grand Theft Auto?
02:16
Like one of the characters in there?
02:18
It looks like they could get me a car or something.
02:21
I'm not a, above a,
02:21
above it, But I do go for looks.
02:23
I feel like, why not?
02:24
Like what makes them ugly?
02:25
Because I also know that some women will be attracted to a
02:28
guy and then they'll be like,
02:29
he was wrong there.
02:30
He was wrong. Your,
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and it's like, you know,
02:32
some of the best,
02:34
some of the best dudes.
02:35
Well, I should say some of the best dick you're gonna
02:38
get is from men who can't spell,
02:40
0 100%. You know,
02:42
if you have a brain in you probably might.
02:44
Yes, absolutely. You know,
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you have a lot of violence built up in you because you
02:48
can't read that I'd be violent.
02:50
I'd violently have sex as well.
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Yeah. So that's what I'm saying is what constitutes,
02:54
is ugly? Like,
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is it just looks or is it per,
02:57
like, not part of the personality if you,
02:59
if you're walking over to me,
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maybe have both your legs?
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Yeah. That's right.
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I've been hit on by amputees and,
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you know, maybe some of you are watching me at home
03:06
like, wow,
03:06
he's so close minded,
03:07
am I or am I exactly right on the money.
03:09
And if I, I want someone to take me out to
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you know, to,
03:13
to Ruby Tuesdays. So,
03:14
where Buffalo Wild Wings?
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I don't know where I'm going to eat,
03:17
but I just want someone to be like,
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oh, they look cute together and I feel like if I'm
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gonna, you know,
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when you have to give somebody a handy and you're at like
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45 minutes in, you're like,
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you're tired. At least I don't wanna look up and see
03:26
Quasimodo harder. I hear you.
03:28
I mean, I definitely feel like I used to be more
03:30
superficial because I was like,
03:31
all men cheat. So if I'm gonna get cheated on unless
03:33
he's hot, at least he's hot.
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You know, like,
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you know, I think she pegs Ben.
03:40
Do you? Oh,
03:40
absolutely. And he loves it 100%.
03:42
Absolutely. It's the same feeling after he has Dunkin Donuts.
03:45
Just a lot of clearance from the,
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from the stomach.,
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did you watch the new movie she came out with?
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I did, did you listen to the album?
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You know, I,
03:55
I took acid lunch in 2004 and during the movie I said
03:58
is it picking up speed again?
04:00
Because, you know,
04:00
they say years later you could have a second wind and I
04:03
don't know what I watched.
04:05
I thought it was a G I Jane Porn it was,
04:07
yeah, that's a good way to describe it.
04:08
Military, very industrial,
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very North Korea. It was very scary.
04:13
But, but I admire that she keeps going.
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I am. No,
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I do that. First of all,
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that's something she would say about you,
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bitch, ok? I'll take it.
04:25
Don't get it fucking twisted,
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ok? That bitch,
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of course, she,
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she funded her own project.
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I think that was the coolest thing that she funded herself.
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I watched 20 minutes.
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Yeah, I watched 10 minutes and I was out,
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I was like, oh God,
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but I had also listened to the album first because I was
04:38
like, oh I wanna listen because it dropped first.
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This is me. That's the name of the album instead of
04:44
then. And I,
04:46
I was like, ok,
04:47
this album has a,
04:48
like a couple little bops ish.
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I could see it coming on and I'd be like,
04:52
all right, let's go in the club,
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you know, and then I watched the movie and I was
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like, oh I'm not watching a music video after music video
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This shit. Yeah.
04:59
I, I also what I didn't like even though,
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I mean it was $20 million.
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I mean, according to her that she paid for herself.
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which would have been cool if it wasn't all CGI.
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I think that's what bummed me out.
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I'm like, bitch put,
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put money in people's pockets.
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I completely agree. It was very CG I heavy CG.
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I Yeah, it felt like Mike Myers in the cat in
05:19
the hat. Like it was just very not real and Mike
05:22
Myers could carry that.
05:23
You know, I don't know if J Lo can carry her
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own lip syncing. Do you,
05:28
do you, what do you think?
05:29
Are you a fan of J Lo?
05:30
I went to see her in Vegas.
05:31
I, I love Jennifer Lopez because of like what she represents
05:35
I mean, when I was a,
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I mean, I was what 1011 when Selena was murdered.
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And then like, I remember the whole hoopla about Jennifer Lopez
05:42
is unknown. Puerto Rican getting,
05:44
getting the role and like the backlash that she got back then
05:48
I was like,
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I've been ever since and,
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and she, I mean,
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in my opinion, she killed it.
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And so then, and then it's,
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I love all her rom com.
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I'm a rom com.
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There's so many, there's a wedding planner here.
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She has some of the best ROM coms ever.
06:02
And and I don't mind her singing.
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I think she's a great singer.
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I know that people say a lot of things that she's not
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a great vocalist. That's,
06:08
and that's her. She says it herself.
06:12
That's so, that's so sad.
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She even said that her daughter,
06:15
her daughter has her,
06:16
her father's voice. I remember her saying that in,
06:19
in like a do series where that little girl can sing,
06:23
she can sing like her daddy.
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She's got Mark's face and voice.
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God bless him when you were single.
06:35
How, what was single Marcela?
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Like oh single Marcella was a thirsty bitch.
06:39
She but also like I like to get mine,
06:41
you know. And what does that mean?
06:43
Like I had dick in different states.
06:45
That was so nice.
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Strongly recommend it to anybody who's capable and has the privilege
06:50
of traveling for a living like me.
06:52
Which state has the best dick?
06:54
Oh, no. Come on,
06:55
we can't do that.
06:56
All the dicks are great in all the states.
06:58
Get out of here.
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You can't tell me that Alaska is Dicks.
07:01
I mean, I'm,
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I'm about to go to Alaska for the first time.
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And I'm very excited to see if there's any big sturdy
07:07
salmon to eat. I'm sure that bring some hand warmers.
07:10
I will, I will.
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But I think the thing that is crazy or,
07:14
or maybe not crazy.
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I don't know, maybe I'll ask you like,
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what do you think about ghosting for those who don't know what
07:20
ghosting is? It's when you're seeing someone,
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whether it's short term,
07:23
long term and then they just stop responding to you and you're
07:27
like, wait, what happened?
07:28
Did they die? I thought ghosting is when you masturbate to
07:31
the Ghostbusters franchise, which I do on my own time.
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No, I with the women or the both UN opportunities.
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I think you should get equal pay.
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So yeah, but I did have,
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you know,
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I, I was ghosted by a guy who I really,
07:43
really liked and it turned out,
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I mean, so many people have stories like this but he
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did die and I didn't know that he,
07:49
yeah. No. And I didn't find out he died until
07:52
I think he was on,
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you know, I think he drove,
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he must have been drunk or on some type of drugs,
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but he drove through a toll booth and died.
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And all these years,
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I said, why don't I hear from him?
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Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from him after all
08:04
these years? And little did I know that if I wanted
08:06
to talk to him,
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I needed a Ouija board.
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But in some ways,
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I think the ghost sing that obviously is a very sad thing
08:12
that happened to me.
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And I'm still, I still haven't really accepted that he's dead
08:15
because I was very attracted to him.
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And I said, could this be love?
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And now where is he with Jesus?
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I love that you are upset to lose someone so handsome.
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He was, I felt a connection to him.
08:27
He was good looking and very nice and you know,
08:30
a little plump, maybe a little hairy.
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It was all Italian good looking.
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I love a plump,
08:35
hairy Italian. Me too.
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So well, now I just have to,
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when I, I wanna be with them,
08:40
I have to go to the cemetery.
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So that's, but I think ghosting,
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I mean, did it,
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does it anger you when,
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when people ghosted you back there?
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I mean, sometimes it's,
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I think sometimes it's appropriate because sometimes I think we get too
08:49
attached too quickly. And like,
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when I had talked to this guy for like two months and
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then like, I was like,
08:55
hey, can we just like chill for a second?
08:57
And then he ghosted me even though I was like trying to
09:00
keep it like going.
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And I was like that hurt my feelings.
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I was like, what the fuck?
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I was just like,
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what? And then I realized like,
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wait, why do I care?
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I've been seeing this guy for two months and I'm kind of
09:12
glad he ghosted me like it was a good lesson to learn
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that like I was too attached to somebody that I don't think
09:17
he was trying to get you back.
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You know what I mean?
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No, he wasn't.
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But I think like ghosting sometimes I think it,
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it, it says things that don't need to be said,
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I mean, if we're not vibing like maybe it saves us
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the step to being like,
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you know what? You scrape your teeth with your fork at
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the diner. You know what I mean?
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Let's just, I think some things just fizzle out on their
09:35
own. That's true.
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But also just like us.
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Well, you know,
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the the kids, everybody's just vaping and eating each other's ass
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Bring a whole new,
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that's just you in the green room with the production guy.
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You know? What,
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how dare you? I,
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I, I think this is a hate crime.
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Isn't June right around the corner.
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It's a hater crime.
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That's a difference. Bitch.
10:00
If I ever get into a fight,
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could I call you?
10:02
No. Ok. Well,
10:03
I don't know. I don't know what you said to those
10:06
people. You probably deserved it.
10:08
All right. So,
10:08
I mean, you're a natural beauty.
10:10
That's not true. But a lot of teens are taking filler
10:17
and changing their looks and I,
10:19
that makes me, that makes me sad.
10:22
It makes you sad.
10:22
Why are you looking at teens?
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But I'm not looking at teens but I know that they're getting
10:26
fillers. II, I would never date somebody who's not old
10:28
enough to pick up the dinner bill.
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First of all, I'm no fool.
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But a lot of these kids are getting plastic surgery and that
10:34
is everywhere. Ok.
10:35
Sorry, go ahead.
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So, no, don't worry.
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I, we're connecting.
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I, between us here,
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we're going into a bar.
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We did not know each other before this and I think we've
10:44
just sold a show.
10:46
I, I think so.
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I think there's, there's a cinematic element like King Kong versus
10:50
Godzilla to what we're bringing to this table.
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You remind me of the,
10:54
the kid I used to bully in elementary school.
10:56
Oh my God. I was just gonna say,
10:57
remind me of Godzilla.
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So, no, I'm just kidding.
11:00
I love it. I just kidding.
11:01
All right. So,
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back to the teens getting filler.
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I think it's sad.
11:05
I think that you have to be who you are.
11:07
I don't believe that not everyone's gonna be a beauty queen but
11:10
don't you? No,
11:10
I've never done anything to my face.
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And that's why I look like I'm 47 because I don't,
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I don't take fillers.
11:16
This is the face that God gave me.
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I don't moisturize. I don't exfoliate.
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And do I look like I've had some hard years.
11:22
Yeah. But this is what God wanted and who am I
11:24
to challenge that plan?
11:25
Yeah, that's true.
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I got, I have some lip filler and I,
11:29
I love it and it's,
11:31
it makes me look more youthful.
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but I'm no,
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I'm no dummy. I'm not like let me go.
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If I can get all this other work done.
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I do think that teenagers should not be doing that because a
11:40
your face isn't even,
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you don't even know what your face is yet.
11:44
You got your first period down,
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get some tacks and let's think about this.
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Yeah, I think approaching 40 it's like,
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all right, I'm gonna be in front of the camera so
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I just wanna look my best or do a little polo and
11:54
that's cool. But like I,
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even before I did it,
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I had to like dissect mentally.
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Like, what, what does this mean?
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Am I gonna go get a BBL,
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like, how far does this go from?
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You know? You know,
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you kind of gotta ask yourself how far does it hurt when
12:05
they, because I,
12:07
so they do the lip injections then they have to drain them
12:10
don't, don't they have to drain them them after?
12:13
I thought that's what they're confusing that with a dig.
12:16
No. You know what Marcela?
12:17
Wait. So what,
12:18
there's some process that I think they have to let out some
12:21
of the fluid for some people.
12:22
Yes, I knew some of that.
12:24
Their lips, they made too big and they had a because
12:26
they got too. Yeah,
12:27
I mean, you know the other story changes.
12:28
Well, no, you know what I think is crazy is
12:30
that these bitches think that they need to like get the most
12:33
voluptuous and you don't have to like,
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I mean, you know J Lo and Beyonce,
12:37
they don't admit that they get anything done,
12:39
but it's like you can look and see that they're like,
12:41
I'm sorry, bitch,
12:42
you're o like over 40 you're telling me that your lips are
12:45
juicier than they were when you were 22.
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Like we, I grew up watching Beyonce like those aren't her
12:49
lips, you know,
12:50
just as mine are not mine either.
12:52
And I don't like we gotta be honest because it's like people
12:54
are looking at us going.
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I wanna look like that and I think it's important to be
12:58
honest about that shit,
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you know. But because then you get these little teenagers that
13:01
they're like, how do I look like that?
13:03
And then they start getting worked on this too.
13:04
There. You also,
13:05
it's super disrespectful to your goddamn ancestors to change things about your
13:10
face, you know.
13:11
But that's just me.
13:12
But I did it too.
13:13
So I think that your viewpoint on racism,
13:15
that's all we're asking that because look,
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I might be a third indigenous but my lips are 100% colonizer
13:21
So they need,
13:23
you need a little,
13:25
you, you have beautiful lips.
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I do. Now I pay for them.
13:28
I can see why you're in a relationship.
13:29
I look like that.
13:32
Yeah. Now, have you ever made out with somebody in
13:38
a club? In a club?
13:40
No, that's, that's homosexual shit.
13:43
You guys love hooking up in the club?
13:45
A club could be like first little Chili's turns into a club
13:48
like, like I said about a dollar and Wanda.
13:52
Ok. So here's the thing the gay we doing in the
13:55
club don't matter if it's Chili's Applebee's.
13:58
It could be Sam's club.
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What do I care?
14:01
All right. So now I,
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I don't, I don't love unless I really like the person
14:07
Marcela. I don't love your tongue down my throat.
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Have you ever been with somebody that they just shove it down
14:11
there and, and you're like,
14:13
oh my God. But I'm gonna ask you,
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bitch, are you?
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So you like the more tongue the better.
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I mean, you,
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you learn very quickly if they're gonna be worse.
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Anything. Now, do you do the game where you,
14:25
like, follow each other in a circle?
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It depends. I mean,
14:28
I switch your, are you trying to kiss me right now
14:30
I just wanna know like you wanna kiss me.
14:31
Maybe I wanna get more tips from you on how to improve
14:34
my. I'd like to find a 56 guy that I could
14:36
put on stilts and kiss at the al.
14:38
I'm gonna teach you how to give a good blow job because
14:41
I feel like that's all you need.
14:44
So anyway, back to the back to the circle.
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So you don't mind tongue in your mouth?
14:50
No. On the first.
14:51
On the first. No.
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Yeah, I love it.
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Now, what do you want?
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I like a little turtle.
14:56
Like a little, like,
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what do you want in the first kiss?
15:00
Just out? Like,
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don't go like, you know,
15:03
like windshield wipers. You don't want deep throated.
15:06
Not on, not until I really,
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not until I know your social security number.
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I don't think your tongue should be in my throat.
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That's wild. But if you're really hot,
15:13
like maybe, but I feel like it's the people that are
15:15
you see how you're,
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well, you know,
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some people like frogs so the tongue goes down to my esophagus
15:20
Yeah. But you want,
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but see what you want.
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You want that. So,
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you know, if they're a messy bitch or not because if
15:24
they're bad at that,
15:25
that tells you everything you need to know about everything else that's
15:27
going on in your past experience.
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Have you been able to thinking back to how they kiss?
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Have you been like that checked out in other parts of their
15:34
relationship? Absolutely. Anyone that's just gonna,
15:36
like, force, you know,
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and be like, if that's not what you want,
15:39
you know, and they force it on you,
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that means that's how they're gonna be in others,
15:42
other facets of the relationship.
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So if they're forced to,
15:45
with their tongue, they're gonna be forced to,
15:46
with their Children, whatever,
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with anything I can tow it is,
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you know, an option.
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I'm learning a lot out of,
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on this, out of pocket.
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I'm sure the viewers at home are feeling the same.
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A lot of sex tips.
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A lot of relationships,
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you know, I could tell that you're like an,
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like an, a,
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an Amazon in the bedroom.
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I, I don't think,
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I don't know exactly what that means,
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but I feel like there's a athleticism.
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Well, everything is changing in this industry,
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bitch. So, what is your thoughts on what's going on
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in Hollywood right now?
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Do you stay? Do you go?
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Because a lot of people are leaving because like the double strike
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was so crazy. I don't know if it affected you.
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Are you in a union right now?
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You know, I,
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I thought about leaving.
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Well, you know,
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for me, if somebody hugged me,
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I don't even know if I'd be in Hollywood.
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If somebody hugged me as a kid,
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if I had a lot more self-respect,
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I wouldn't be doing this.
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Do you think I'd be here with you and all these people
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I'd be working at Walmart.
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Happy with a wife and seven kids in my minivan.
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An ugly wife. Probably.
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See, look at,
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look at that. It's not so shallow now.
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No, I I have an Amish fantasy.
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Do you? If I wasn't doing comedy,
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I would love to be on,
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on a farm and churn butter.
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I don't know if I could do this on air but you
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you know, this is butter churning,
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not anything. I think the internet is fine to do.
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I just wanna make sure I think,
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you know that that's fine for the internet.
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I don't want people to think that I was like auditioning between
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two girls one cup.
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So yeah, iii I fantasize about leaving Hollywood but I
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don't think I could actually do it.
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How about you? Well,
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I am moving to Chicago because I am ready for.
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Yeah, great pizza.
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Great dick. But I am moving because I wanna work on
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my, on my art basically like I'm,
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I'm tired of like the pressure of Hollywood.
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Like you need to turn out this,
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you need to pitch for that.
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You need to get ready for that and this and that,
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that and then you know,
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the, the beauty gets lost and,
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and the, the work that you wanna do to create the
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shit you wanna create gets lost.
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And I'm excited to move to Chicago because I wanna work
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on a solo show.
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I'm gonna focus on my stand up and not really like,
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worry about like who's in the audience.
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I think that's the pressures of the industry have been weird lately
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Hollywood. It's such a,
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it's just a, it's interesting what it's become,
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it is with all these Tik Tok twats.
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I'm not sure if I could say that but,
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you know, all these kids and it's just like,
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I, I miss the glory days when you used to,
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like, you know,
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it really just dances and gets millions of followers.
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And my day I used to have to sleep with a casting
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director, you know,
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I mean, those were the good old days.
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the lube and floor arm muscle work that we put
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into it. They just don't do the work anymore these year
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As now I wanna raise our spirits right now and get
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into what's going on in the Middle East.
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You know, it's terrible what's going on in the world.
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I listen, I don't know what to think.
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I don't know what to say.
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I don't feel like I'm educated enough on this topic to speak
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about it, but I will say that the fact that how
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good is the Bible that these people are willing to kill each
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other. The, the only book I've ever found that it
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was Judy Blume's super fudge and you got it to me,
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Margaret. I would kill somebody over those books.
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I'd understand. But maybe I have to read the Bible and
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I'm missing it. I mean,
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I, the Bible has been used to discriminate against a lot
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of people. It's really wild to see the,
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the burning bush, what they did to gingers.
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It just, it's been,
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it makes me sad.
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But I, I,
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you know what's interesting about,
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our generation and younger is a lot of people are
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getting fed these videos on social media talking,
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like in a random way,
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like there'll be somebody like,
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of course, I'm from L A.
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Of course, I don't eat dinner and then they'll just be
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bombing. Is that jarring?
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It's jarring. It is jarring and it's also,
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the reality of the world,
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which is also what's jarring about it.
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And,, I,
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I think that it gets tricky because I think people,
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you know, they want to learn.
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But, you know,
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how do you fact check in a,
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in a world that is not really conducive to allowing anyone to
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fact check or, you know,
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because now, like with,
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with X, which is,
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you know, what we use is Twitter is,
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is, is that,
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they have like these verified accounts,
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but now you pay for verification as opposed to before it was
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like to verify that you were a real person and you were
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a trusted resource. And so it's just weird because we're in
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this really weird disinformation age and it's ki,
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it's kind of weird or misinformation age.
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No. And I'm very gullible.
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I bet you are.
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I, I could see a Tik Tok of like,
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look, I found Amelia Earhart at an Outback steakhouse and I'm
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like, I knew that she landed there and I think a
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lot of people are,
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you know, I mean,
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think about the National Enquirer from back in the day.
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Like everybody used to read the hell out of those.
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I mean, I mean,
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I used to see them and be like,
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what's that? And I was like,
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that's now kind of that Tik Tok.
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It's like the same way.
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I used to see that at the grocery store and be like
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maybe Hillary Clinton is an alien.
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Like, I didn't know.
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And now you see it on online and that is what?
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And it's, it's so rampant and you're getting it from diff
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so many different places.
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It's just, it's everything so hard to verify.
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And it's, it's sad that we do have to get our
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news from social media because also the news isn't always showing all
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sides of the story and that's also depressing and,
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and jarring as well.
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I know we just met today.
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But one of the things I feel so connected to you about
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excuse me, never did that before and now I'm about
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to perform an exorcism for a final se Marcela.
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Marcela. What are your thoughts on things that you hate?
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Like because I say love makes the world go around but so
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does hate. It's a similar thing for me and I know
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that you're passionate like I am.
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Yeah, that's true.
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I I you first of all,
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we just spent a day and this bitch is insufferable and
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I'm trying to, you know,
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I'm approaching for it.
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So I'm trying to like not be such a fucking hater.
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You don't look a day over 38 baby really hard though because
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being a hater is so fun.
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Hating was fun when you used to bully people.
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Was there anything that you shove when I was a bully?
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Or was there something that,
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that's the reason I am this way now because when I was
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a bully, I was like bullying the gay kid like I
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was terrible Marcella. You're not gonna believe this.
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It's me timmy from high school.
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So I have to spend my adult life making up for all
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the terrible shit like want a fag and not the cigarette.
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And then she point at me and that's why I'm on the
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show today. I'll be here today for reparation.
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Look, this bitch has a list.
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What brings you joy,
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everything gay people. Yeah,
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I love the gays.
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I, no, I was a child.
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I was a childhood homophobe like many Latinos were raised,
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we were raised to be homophobic when we were Children,
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especially in my age group.
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I think now it's a little different but they are,
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we are being raised to be homophobic.
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Come on now. Right.
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But look at, look at the journey of where you've come
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look at the,
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you've come, look at the journey where we've all come together
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you're allowed to be out of pocket.
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I would have had you in my pocket all times.
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Like a little polly pocket.
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Like a hot pocket.
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Take a little bite,
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take a little bite,
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a little bit. Burn my face a little bit on the
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artificial cheese. Are we gonna tongue kids right now?
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I feel like there's some sexual tension between us.
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Any of the viewers at home feel this way.
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I love you. And I will never forget this afternoon that
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I've spent with you here at me too.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Thanks everybody for joining us on out of pocket.