00:00
J have you heard about these pandas at the Shanwei Zoo in
00:03
China? First of all,
00:04
Jenny, I love pandas,
00:06
especially when they're express,
00:08
but I haven't heard of them and I love pandas.
00:11
They're usually clumsy as hell always falling off.
00:13
Shit. Like pretty sure there's nothing behind those eyes but they're
00:16
cute. Well, check these pandas out.
00:18
Do they look weird too?
00:20
I don't, I don't think pandas are that small journey.
00:23
And why does this guy have a tail?
00:25
I've never seen a panda with a tail while they look fake
00:29
for sure because they are,
00:31
they are fake zoo goers in China got fines after discovering that
00:36
the so called pandas were actually dogs with for how can you
00:41
not tell that's not a panda,
00:43
Jenny. Honestly, it would have fooled my ass.
00:45
I'll tell you that you would have got cooked.
00:47
They're so cute in especially seeing a panda for the first time
00:50
you would have been posting like it would have fooled me seeing
00:54
a panda. I've never seen a panda with I've never
00:56
seen a panda in real life,
00:58
It didn't last long for people to know and they got caught
01:02
up. The zoo initially tried to play it off by saying
01:05
they were a breed of panda dogs,
01:08
but customers weren't having it and they began asking for refunds,
01:12
which is what I would do.
01:13
When asked a rep from the zoo said there are no panda
01:17
bears at the zoo and we wanted to do this as a
01:20
result, bro. Are you serious?
01:23
So they went to Canal Street and just picked up a dog
01:25
like let's go. Oh my God,
01:30
they're about as fake as those purses they saw on Canal Street
01:34
That's some bullshit though.
01:36
It is. But honestly,
01:38
yeah, yeah, the people running that zoo,
01:40
y'all really got it though cause I gotta tip my hat because
01:43
y'all really, we're fooling people with this nineties ass cartoon scheme
01:48
and y'all might be the scammers of the year with this one
01:51
because I'm sure it lasted a while before they found out they
01:57
wear mascara, got them dressed up and shit.
01:59
I hope at least they're using you know,
02:01
like things that are safe for them,
02:07
But that does look like me when I wake up a night
02:11
of partying. It has one eye than the other.
02:14
That's why tell me take off your makeup before you go to
02:16
bed. That's how I look when I don't take but now
02:20
I don't know about you,
02:20
but now I'm going to be checking extra hard when I go
Series