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And now back to regular show.
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Sister, you know you sent an email with a typo and
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then you're like, ee,
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and you can like a dumb ass all day?
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Sure. Well, this next story is like that,
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but way worse. So Mattel mistakenly printed a pornography website on
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the packaging of their new wicked dolls.
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No way. So Mattel has issued an apology because the URL
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right, the website on the boxes,
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should say wickedmovie.com, but instead,
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it only says wicked.com.
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Which,, redirects the the person browsing to something a
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little more naughty. Oh snap.
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Oh my gosh, brother,
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whoever's in charge is messy as hell and most definitely fired.
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Can you imagine? I can't.
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I mean like who greenlit this.
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There had to be multiple people like.
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You know, like having to like check it,
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was it QC quality control like that was thrown out the window
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so Mattel has advised customers who have already bought the dolls to
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discard the product packaging or just obscure the link.
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And just so you know these cost between $2499.39 dollars $99.
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So again you have this $40 toy there and you're like,
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just, just get rid of it or just Sharpie out the
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I bet so many people are reselling them now though,
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I was seeing the same thing because people like those kind of
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weird things where like,
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oh, they're mess on the packaging or it's a defect,
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OK. Like I saw that people are having these up on
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eBay for $250. 0 my God,
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OK. So if you got one of these bad boys,
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you know, you might come up now,
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you know, and so this kind of reminds me of the
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infamous meat in the sea.
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the Little Mermaid VHS,
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the, the whole scandal,
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VHS cover of The Little Mermaid?
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No. So there's a band Little Mermaid VHS cover because
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The reason why it's banned is because there's a hidden.
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Like, really? You know what?
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OK, I thought that was a meme because I remember seeing
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something about that, but you know like people like,
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oh look, it clearly and that's the thing.
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I saw this in all the towers are totally not this shape
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Just that one and it's it's a little too detailed for
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my life. Now they sell those banned VHSs for thousands.
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How do you think our parents would react to this?
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Like if they bought us this toy and it's like,
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I don't know if my parents would even notice,
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to be honest. I don't think they'd look up on the
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website, but I think some nasty dude that visits that website
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often and they probably saw like wicked.com,
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that looks familiar. That's exactly because like if you see all
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these pure-minded people were like oh and then that one horny dad
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is like oh you know familiar.
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Yeah, it's just like,
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let me just double check.
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Well, congrats to the people who got their hands on some
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naughty boxes. Oh yeah,
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hopefully has cash out because hey,
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like they messed up,
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so take advantage of it.
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That's right, ride the waves.
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The timeline has been in shambles with this next story,
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Benny Blanco, music producer,
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songwriter, cooking show host,
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and Selena Gomez's boyfriend has sparked controversy by being featured in People
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magazine's annual Sexiest Man Alive issue.
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You know what sister?
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I know it's controversy,
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but I ain't even mad because like,
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you know what, shout out to you,
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Benny, because regular dudes like yourself,
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like myself, you know what,
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we're, we're sexy too,
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even if 99% of the timeline is freaking out because again we're
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not like models, we're not gods.
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the timeline can relax,
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brother, because he hasn't even been named the sexiest man on
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the planet. Or even a finalist.
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He is included in a piece where he offers advice on being
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a sexy gentleman. But I get your point,
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brother. Benny is giving hope to the regular dudes out there
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just doing them and making sure their girl is happy.
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Selena Gomez has been smiling from ear to ear.
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Mhm. You know what I mean?
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She looks happy as hell.
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So he's got to be doing something right.
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He treated her right.
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That's the word. That's the word Curioso.
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I don't know. I just feel like Talgo,
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he looks like he's a good time,
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right? This isn't be sexy and not look hot.
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You have a sexy personality,
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right? Yes, there are some faitos that are like,
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oh shoot, like like I've been with a guy that was
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and people would be like,
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where is she seeing him?
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he's got a fired personality.
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oh. Like the comments,
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people are so freaking mean on social media.
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They're saying Benny Blanco,
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you know, there's they're calling him feto,
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you know, and it's like,
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have you looked at your man?
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Oh, I like him because he's treating his girl right.
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that is sexy as hell.
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If you're treating your woman as a queen.
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That is sexy. You know what,
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at the end of the day,
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if you treat a lady like a queen,
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and my guy, you're also a king.
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I see a little crown on your head.
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Sister, we have a wild airline story,
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and surprisingly, Boeing is not involved.
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You serious? A Spirit Airlines flight was struck by several rounds
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of gunfire while attempting to land in Haiti.
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Oh snap. That's the risk you take flying Spirit,
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brother. What? You just might turn into one.
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which had departed from Fort Lauderdale,
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was forced to abort its landing and divert to an airport in
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the DR where it landed safely.
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One flight attendant on board reported minor injuries,
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so can nothing crazy,
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but you know, it's being evaluated by medical personnel and no
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airline gets reported injuries as well.
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But how crazy it is to be on a plane where like
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bullets are flying and and I mean,
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you're already on edge,
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you know, and and can you imagine?
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this is literally again the cheapest flight you can get like no
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you're crammed. Like everyone's all sweaty like.
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Yeah, it's like this is how I go down,
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really. It's like damn dude.
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And on an empty stomach.
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And that it's like these are maletas who knows where they're at
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like I'm just gonna die right now and freaking you don't even
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have room in your seat.
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That's what I'm saying.
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You're all crammed and I don't even want to think about that
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but maybe that's why they're going bankrupt.
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And they're going bankrupt apparently.
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Varis, this is your moment.
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You could, you could be the ratchet airline for the United
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States too, you know.
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today we are lucky to have actress,
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singer, dancer, performer,
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beautiful Andy Gonzalez on the show.
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I We're huge fans of yours and we loved you on
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Flaming Hot and Hentified.
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Now you're on Lopez versus Lopez season 3 as a guest star
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Can you tell us a little more about your role and
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It's such an amazing show.
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I mean, as you know,
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you, I'm sure you've been watching for.
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I mean, the fact that they got a 3rd season,
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you can't be bad if you got a 3rd season.
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They're killing it.,
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I just, I love the show so much.
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I've been in conversation with Debbie Wolf,
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the showrunner, and Mayan and George,
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we've been trying to figure out a way to get me on
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that made sense. And this role came along and,
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you know, Mayan and Quentin are getting married.
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And May doesn't really have any friends.
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We've never been introduced to any of her friends on the show
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So I play her high school best friend Annie Dominguez,
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and we had a little falling out around high school and we
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don't really know why.
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We kind of explore that in this episode,
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and that's what I love about Lopez versus Lopez in general.
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They're not shying away from any uncomfortable topics.
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finding the humor in them.
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And that's I think what makes it so relatable and why
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it resonates with so many audiences across the world.
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That's gorgeous. And being surrounded by beautiful brown talented people,
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that's amazing, right?
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How was that experience?
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And Matt Matt, of course,
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who's also amazing, who's also beautiful.
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it's fantastic. I mean,
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there's, it's such a fun shorthand that ends up happening when
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you're on sets like that,
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and they're all so gifted at what they do.
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I mean, everybody on this show is very seasoned and have
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been doing it for a while.
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it just, it makes sense.
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Like, yes, obviously this is the most perfect cast with
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the most perfect showrunner and the writers are fantastic.
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It's, it's, it's magic.
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I just felt like I was,
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I, I walked into the most well-oiled machine.
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Incredible, incredible. Well,
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we hope we can't wait to see you on it and we
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hope to see you a lot more,
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you know, hopefully,
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That's why, so how we can assure that you guys is
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y'all gotta watch it,
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OK? All y'all out there,
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I'm talking to you and you and you and you watch it
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You heard her tune in.
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we had the holidays coming upon us,
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it's just the season,
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you know how life is with you and with the holidays.
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What does salad season look look like for you and your family
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The holidays, a lot of eating.
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I'm very lucky like it depends,
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you know, I'm come from a blended family,
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My mom's side of the family and we usually do,
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like the holidays like on the eve,
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and then on my dad's side of the family,
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we do the holidays on Christmas Day.
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And it's just a lot of food,
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I'm really grateful that that I'm that I live in the city
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that my family is from,
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so I never really miss out on them.
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That sounds amazing. And then.
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You know, you spoke about eating,
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so what do you think the most overrated Latino Thanksgiving dish is
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the, yeah, that's me,
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you know, everybody loves it.
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Capirotada also kind of OK with that punche man.
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You know, like my mom swears by my nana makes a
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bunchche and it's not bad,
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it is good, but I'm just like sometimes for me like
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warm juice, I feel like I have to be in the
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mood for it. I mean,
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if that's a little something something,
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but yeah, a bunch has a little liquor,
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maybe not. Oh my goodness.
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All right, so we're gonna play a little game continuing with
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the holiday spirit and it's called,
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you know, love it or hate it.
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Pretty much we're gonna give you a list of different scenarios and
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you can tell me whether you love it or we don't mess
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with it and you hate it.
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He launching during the holidays.
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I'm so guilty of this.
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I'm so guilty of this,
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I hate myself for doing it.
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No, but this season we are not hard launching during the
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holidays, but you can't help it,
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it's cuffing season. What do you want from me?
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Period. And you know what?
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I like that way you know,
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saluda todos, is he a picky eater,
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like. Honestly, listen,
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honestly, like I was just talking to my,
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my theas and myelita about this,
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and they're like, we don't wanna meet the next one,
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we wanna meet the one like your husband.
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how am I supposed to know that they're my husband if you
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And they're like, first of all,
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don't call me a Ferra.
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my bad. You're like,
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it's in a, it's in a friendly way,
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Black Friday shopping.
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I'm so over consumerism.
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We have enough shit y'all.
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Stop buying things. If you really need it,
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go for it. But like the holidays are not about consumers
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and the holidays are not about gifts.
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The holidays are about how much love is in your heart.
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I just remember my mom stressing out every year during Christmas trying
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to get everybody gifts,
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and everybody was so stressed for what?
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Just to throw the shit away,
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so hard pass. Long as voice notes.
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I'm a long ass voice note kind of girl.
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I know I'm annoying.
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You know why? Because sometimes I'm so on the go that
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even for me I'm like I'll just play it in the car
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as I'm driving and I'm like,
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mhm, and then you don't miss context.
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things can get lost in translation.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I mean you don't agree with me,
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you don't agree with me.
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I recently got into a group and they like said like I'm
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like either call me or text me,
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You know what, I'm a red receipts ass bitch,
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and let me tell you why,
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OK, cause if I'm leaving your shit,
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I read that shit on purpose,
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Listen, I'm always out and if I,
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but if not like I'll leave it like I had like you
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delivered it, but I won't open it.
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But sometimes to me,
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I'm a Scorpio, sometimes for me I'm not even going front
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It's a little bit like Reddit and Reddit left it and
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my husband's a Scorpio,
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you guys are tallying the same energy.
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The boxes Scorpio men are different.
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Scorpio men are different.
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Scorpio men are different,
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well thank you so much,
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Annie. I appreciate you.
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love you. Happy holidays,
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me too. Happy holidays.
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make sure you check out Annie on Lopez versus Lopez airing tonight
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November 15th on NBC.
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Yo, it's time for my favorite segment.
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Best comments of the week.
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You guys are so funny,
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my God. Let's get into it.
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Never heard of a man tell me Jacquelineoteuna pinche casinos cabrona tete
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Come Netflix and chill.
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You're taking a shower without me and the.
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Oh, this, this video,
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man, she, she had a lot to say.
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I comments had their own thoughts as well.
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But the dating world out there,
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Really? Yeah, is that bad?
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And I was just in it for a year and a half
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But thank God I found someone in the clearance rack.
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Well, see this person,
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I'm with everything except the 10 kids.
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This is true. That's a lot of kids.
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yeah, that's a lot of kids think about,
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right? They had a bunch of kids.
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Get rancho queer tortillas no mija and ran nose estarbus chipotle.
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Oh. I like how you said that's funny man.
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we're in different times.
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Like, bro, high key,
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my wife doesn't cook.
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I cook everything and it's fine,
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but she works. I work too.
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But anyways, I feel like maybe homeboys,
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He thinks that women have the volter tortillas to be wifey material
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you just need someone there for you.
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And the rancho never comes,
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but the kids, the kids are there,
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but all the the promises like,
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oh, que casa que que this it's like.
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she's basically saying courtship.
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Oh, this is also the same thing.
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What what's funny is the dude will give her the kids only
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Do you like toast or biscuit with that?
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Oh, toast or biscuits.
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She wants a biscuit.
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Alao, the way she said biscuit clear as day has me
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rolling. That's yeah she said biscuit,
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not biscuit or you know she had a little twang.
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My mom only understands my English too.
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See, it's the way you say things.
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She's not a no sabo.
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She's more of a yeah nogo mijo.
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Repeat yourself. It's like you like huh.
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I still remember trying to make an order for like 7 people
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and they all decided to modify the order.
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infuriating. Oh, like they're the ones that are,
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bro. Did your parents ever do that shit to you?
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It's like. I remember,
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so we go to Wendy's renamesto and I'm like you
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could order, bro like you speak enough English to order your
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food. No, and you're the kid that's stuck with helping
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your parents translate every single thing.
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Yeah, no, my dad hands me his phone and say
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like if he's talking to someone that only speaks
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English, he hands me his phone,
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Mira cribe and like he'll tell me I'm like,
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oh, OK, then I'll translate it like,
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yeah. Oh like this is exactly how I translate and they
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reply in English too,
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Spanglish for the wind.
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have you ever been around a Filipino?
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It's kind of the same thing.
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Like they're like popcorn,
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and I'm like, I know that word.
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It's like that those little just funny how language is.
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Some words don't translate.
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It's like the exact same word,
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but the way you pronounce it,
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yeah. Well, that's the last comment.
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Guys keep commenting, keep replying,
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and we'll feature your comments on the show.
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Honestly you guys are funnier than us.
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