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The boys are officially getting cut off.

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Wait, why? Which boys?

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I'm talking about the ones down there,

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the little swimmers. Wait.

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Those boys. Yeah.

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Wait, oh my god,

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why? So in the wake of Donald Trump's re-election,

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it appears that Americans are gearing up for a new wave of

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family planning. Since the election,

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vasectomy appointments have surged by 1,200% while IUD appointments jumped by 760%

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according to Planned Parenthood.

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Those are some pretty big numbers.

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1200. But listen.

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Obviously, women, we have been scared of what Trump is

00:34

gonna do, but now men are sweating.

00:37

They're, I feel like I feel a little fear in the

00:40

air. That's a big deal and all of a sudden

00:45

pullout game isn't as strong as it used to be.

00:48

I mean, those guys,

00:49

like, if you freaking,

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that was your your game plan.

00:53

Yeah, I mean,

00:53

that's not the best listen.

00:54

A professional would never recommend pullout games.

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But hypothetically, if that's what you were sticking to,

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now is the time to tie them up.

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Worse comes to worst,

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you want tie in the future.

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2028 should be a safer space.

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Who knows what's going to happen?

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And honestly, good for you guys.

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You know, I,

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I like to complain about birth control,

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but now is my time.

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I'm gonna be grateful because a vasectomy is really the bare minimum

01:18

Birth control is.

01:20

a nightmare. I mean,

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is your wife on birth control?

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Not now, but before we were planning for the baby,

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like, yeah, she was for a good run and she's

01:28

like, hey, I'm off birth control and like everything kind

01:29

of changed over a year.

01:31

Again, it's not like instant or even a month.

01:33

It's like, yeah,

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like my body's kind of adjusting and then I know like weight

01:37

changes and moves, you know,

01:39

like I all the chemicals and yeah just like the hormones takes

01:43

control hormones that's yeah.

01:47

It, it can really.

01:48

Again, that's only expression of surface.

01:49

I know for everyone,

01:51

the situation is different,

01:52

so. Yeah. So really a vasectomy is the least you

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can do, gentlemen,

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if you are a gentleman.

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Dang, I, I like that.

01:58

You know what, but trust me guys,

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condoms are cheaper than diapers and wipes and.

02:03

Daycare and food and toys.

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