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Brother, just looking at his new presidential photo.
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I already know the vibes,
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the vibes for this presidency are gonna be different.
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So I'm assuming this one is the first run first run it's
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I made it in office.
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And then the second one is giving Liu.
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no, no, the first one is giving life like I'm
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in middle school 5th grade.
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Smile for the camera,
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but the second one is giving ha,
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I'm back bitches like y'all thought you could get rid of me
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I told y'all I'll be back from 2025.
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You're a high school kid with like Saturday school insurance season he's
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it's like it's a little like like shadows there too it's like
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a freaking the Netflix show like you know the the the main
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character is evil and like.
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You don't know what he's up to.
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Oh yeah, dude like you tell your kid no and he
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looks at you like that.
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like, but you know what this is,
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this is ripe for memes,
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brother. This is gold.
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This is meme gold like he got a little rock eyebrow action
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going on, you know what I mean?
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Like, do you smell what Trump is cooking?
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Do you smell what he's cooking?
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I don't wanna smell.
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we've heard rumors of what you're cooking,
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it smells a little bit like a like a little diaper.
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I heard that's why they moved the thing indoors,
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the inauguration, because they're saying too many old people out there
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with diapers are gonna be freezing their ass off.
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You don't want a cold diaper,
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righty. Anyways, let's look at what Trump promises for his
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next presidency for immigration,
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Trump's plan includes mass deportations,
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using the National Guard,
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and restricting entry through screenings and policy.
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These like remain in Mexico.
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He also aims to end birthright citizenship and limit immigration from certain
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countries for inflation. Trump said we will end inflation in September
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we will cut your taxes and inflation,
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slash your prices and raise wages.
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But right after being elected,
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he said it's hard to bring things down once they're up.
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So I guess we'll have to see.
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And for abortion, Trump says overturning Roe versus Wade is sufficient
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while he opposes a national ban.
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It's unclear if his administration would defend abortion pill.
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or enforced emergency abortion guidelines in states with bans.
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Trump's tax policies prioritize corporations and the wealthy,
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AKA his boys, proposing a corporate tax rate cut up to
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15% and reversing Biden's tax increases.
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He plans on helping the rest of us by exempting tips,
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social security wages, and overtime from taxes,
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though this could potentially provide a backdoor tax break for high earners
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It sounds like a win-win situation for the 1% if you
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Trump's all about protecting a miracle,
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so he. Pushing for tariffs between 10 and 20% on foreign
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goods. He also wants to bring back a 2020 rule that
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makes the US government buy essential Metro American companies made in the
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USA, baby. Civil rights.
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Trump's out here trying to hit controls on diversity programs and take
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away LGBTQ protections, all while holding the government's money hostage.
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And when it comes to trans rights,
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he wants to ban trans women from women's sports.
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Executive power. Trump wants to strengthen executive power and make it
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easier to fire federal workers by removing civil service protections.
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He wants to ditch the.
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Department of Education and influence K through 12 school policies.
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Trump is also talking about redirecting funds into a non-political online American
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academy, offering free college credentials.
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And what he's done so far is threatened to invade the Panama
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Canal. He threatened to buy Greenland or he invaded,
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he has to. He's also said he wants to adopt Canada
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and he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf
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of America. These are very lofty goals,
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and he's got a lot to live up to.
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I guess we all got strap in and see what happens.
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