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Hey, what's up y'all?
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What's up guys? Welcome back to Me too Daily.
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We have a cricket in the building.
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I'm so sorry if you can hear it.
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We went live and that cricket did too.
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We went live and he did too.
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We have our chisme corner right over here.
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bueno dias or afternoon now and I'm Jenny.
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Alejandro. Sorry guys we're shooting today just because it's a weird
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they're killing a cricket,
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no, they're shooing him away.
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PETA, if you're watching,
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we're not killing any cricket.
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I hear him back here.
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well, we got an audience today,
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is this thing or we don't.
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Doesn't a cricket sound like if like you don't have an audience
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yo shut up. Can we hold a minute of silence for
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a cricket? Is he OK?
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the cricket's gone. OK,
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should we kick it off,
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brother? Do we have a read today?
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apologies. Happy Monday.
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Are you guys at work?
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I said welcome back from vacation.
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This is the weirdest three day weekend.
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How you make us come to work today and give us tomorrow
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off. Oh, it's Veterans Day,
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huh? My little cousin has today like a work from home
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but like school from home.
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I didn't even know that existed.
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I guess after COVID,
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after COVID, there's,
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I'm, yeah, I would have.
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well, thank you guys for joining us today.
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I think we should get into it.
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What do you guys think?
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What are you smiling about?
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I'm trying to like work on both screens since this laptop's not
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working for the chat,
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so I'm on my own personal phone.
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All right guys, so Hollywood has its new Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Except it's just biopics.
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I, every few months another star's life gets dramatized.
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Well, it wasn't first,
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Whitney, Freddie, and now it's Michael.
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Jackson and I'm here for who's Freddie Freeman.
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wait, Freddie Freeman,
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no, from Queen from Queen Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Oh, Freddie Mercury,
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I was making sure and now Michael Jackson oh yeah,
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Michael Jackson, MJ,
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bro. Yeah, do your best.
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Oh Jay, you practice that and you know.
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Oh that's moonwalk. No,
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I'm kidding. Oh dude,
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I don't know. I'm moonwalking into the movie.
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I want to learn how to do that,
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I like to do it in the in the airport,
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the airport thing, you know,
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when the little, you know,
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like the little rail,
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I love that. Now the best moonwalk is with socks and
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socks do that. There was also Juan Gabriel.
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Someone pointed out on Netflix,
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Juan Gabriel, and then someone named Ryan on the chat.
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He said Bruce Springsteen biopic was awful.
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So there was another that was recent as well.
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well, so the trailer,
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it dropped. Everyone's going crazy,
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and,, I think we should watch it.
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Let's watch. Embrace the future.
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That's what we want the pop.
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A little birdie told me someone in this room was in it
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keep an eye out for little Daniella.
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the chances of me even having a fingernail in the shot are
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so little, but somewhere in the movie my body,
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my energy, my essence is there,
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I mean it was a crowd scene.
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You were in crowd scenes before,
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you, you've been spotted,
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so you, you're right,
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the one of the moments made it to the trailer,
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which is crazy, the white jacket moment.
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So that's cool. That was the day we shot or the
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Well, obviously fans are excited,
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right fans are. Excited.
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They're so excited. I you know.
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I, I also want to point out like now that we're
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can you separate the artist from the art?
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That's a whole other conversation,
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But anyways, everyone's clip.
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Well, I think we should check up on Mike's copycats.
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the impersonators. Oh yeah,
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bro, I've been seeing a lot of those on TikTok Live
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Embrace the future. Are you watching it like it's him.
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Yo, he's watching it.
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Like, why didn't I get the invite?
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Like he's the same guy from the Vegas one,
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right, where he's like,
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looks like he's crashing.
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Oh yeah, that's him.
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Yeah, he's like rocking the golden nuggett.
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Like, look at him trying to be nice.
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but remember in here,
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keep those feet still,
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I could see that trailer ending.
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He's like, I just think it's funny that,
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you know, like in the same voice.
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because that's the guy that they were kind of clowning on,
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right? Yeah, in the strip,
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not the strip in Las Vegas,
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he's just kind of like watching another impersonator.
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Oh my gosh, I love it.
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So he's not, I think he's a little upset because obviously
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he didn't get the role,
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but he's very well known in the,
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in the sphere in the in the moonwalking sphere,
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no, the next one is my favorite one,
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like the next, the next impression there's another one.
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Let's see, let's see.
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come on, I need him on my birthday.
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Why are you looking bombed?
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the, why is he breathing out of his nostril?
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You know how cool that is.
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He looks straight out the cans,
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bro. Look, look at a nursing home.
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it's a DMV. They're like,
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But you're waiting you're like,
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you're like, oh man,
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the shutdown's going crazy,
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I want him here right here right now.
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What's his name? Rico,
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right? That one's Rico,
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But he like, he goes all in like what you said
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the something Barry all the he's sliding up on people like not
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scary part. Those are the things that willtachipa right when you
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slide like oh dude these these copycats are I mean they're
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they're doing pretty good bro.
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I'm excited for the movie but we'll see.
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I don't I feel like this movie is gonna get all the
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Michael impersonators out. Like that's why I wanna go to the
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movies and watch it.
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Like I feel like everybody's gonna dress up.
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like as a dead person you can't really,
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sorry, deceased person.
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You can say dead or no,
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is that, is that not politically correct anymore?
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it's, it's, but how would you feel?
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I guess there were impersonators when he was alive,
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of course. I don't know,
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like, is it weird at all to have so many because
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Michael Jackson impersonator, I will be,
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I've gone to the Dominican Republic like 8 times at this point
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and every time I go there's one dedicated night and it's
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a full Michael Jackson show.
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It's huge over there and but like it's,
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he's so global, like Michael Jackson impersonators just run through the
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world living like Michael Jackson,
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like the universe, like what do they call like when there's
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another person. One of you doppelganger alternate universe.
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There's another one of you somewhere else.
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There's a ton of my bro.
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Have you ever met like your person that like you're like,
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Yo, that's, that's me.
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I've seen mine online.
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Like you're variant like you're bro,
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I, I could have sworn I went to a party once
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and then like there was this kid and I'm like it was
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like looking in the mirror on God,
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on Diocito, and I'm not religious like that.
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but it's fun, it's funny you ask that because about the
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whole dressing up like you because someone did actually.
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guys, and people would call me.
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I'm wearing the Alejo fit,
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and it was like the Disney sweater with the hat and the
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and the little thing.
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Someone actually copied me.
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I'm like, and the Crocs,
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the the croc, the Crocs,
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that was a whole another thing.
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But like they, I was,
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I was flattered. So to Michael's quest to your question about
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Michael, see people dress up like him and then try to
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impersonate him. I'm like,
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Cool, your brand is that visible that they know what's up
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Yeah, yeah. Speaking of who wasn't respected,
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Trump, and that's fine.
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So just so you guys know,
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Trump,, attended an NFL game this weekend,
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specifically the Commanders versus the Lions,
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what's up? Everyone was like.
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Whoa, I had to move around the world,
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I mean, apparently some fans cheered.
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Obviously they had some fans in there,
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but overall you could hear it clearly through the TV.
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You also like they like dub it a little bit,
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but no, you couldn't dub it.
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Like you hear the boo come straight through,
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right? He led a military oath ceremony at halftime,
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I mean again they booed him,
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the crazy part is this guy.
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I would like to think I'm like maybe he's just I don't
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know, is it nerves or what?
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So he literally read this,
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the script you're saying hello,
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my name is, and it says,
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you know, like state your name.
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He literally read it where it says state your name instead of
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saying hello, my name is Trumpas.
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hello, my name is state your name.
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Let's watch it. It's so amazing.
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support You can't hear it,
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but you just hear the booze,
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dude. If there was tomato,
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It's like freaking that SpongeBob episode,
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My thing is just the poor person that printed out the state
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your name probably got in trouble.
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He probably got in trouble.
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It makes sense if he's the one reading it.
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Their notes from now on are always write his name down,
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write everything for this man.
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He has literally. A child when it comes to reading comprehension
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I feel like that would be me too like it's like well
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that's me sometimes here too like I read it and then like
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it's like Jenny, take a break you're like Jenny,
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take a break to be fair,
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you guys aren't the president of this country,
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you know, like there's a less pressure for outward human mistakes
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because that's the thing.
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When it comes to being a leader,
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you have to present yourself as a leader of a nation who
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knows how to read and state their name.
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But I guess that's too much you could put anything in there
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You could have put anything in there,
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he would have said it.
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That's the crazy part is you couldn't put anything in there.
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What's the movie Bruce Almighty,
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right? Is it Bruce Almighty poo poo yeah.
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so he joined the Fox broadcast booth and then ultimately obviously he
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left early. He wasn't there for actually the game to support
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look, so apparently there's there's talks that he wants the,
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the commander's ownership to name the stadium after him.
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So he just kind of popped in you said your name at
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the state your name stadium.
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Say your name stadium.
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you know, it rolls off the tongue versus Trump.
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It's everyone's stadium Trump Arena.
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but he's just a very picky guy,
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obviously, and he didn't show up right,
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but who knows, they probably will consider it.
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The state your name stadium.
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Hey, I'd rather state your name than,
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than, than DT DT Arena.
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DT is better than the full.
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Thing. But. This is a difficult one transition,
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there were so many boos for Donald Trump,
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but a lot of people were actually cheering for Rosalia.
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Rosalia released a new album called Looks,
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amongst our Latino community,
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Latino fans, I feel like Rosalia's gotten heat before for maybe
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cosplaying,, being Latina,
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because she is a Spanish woman,
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you know, like from Espana,
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and. The world came to know a little bit
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more, especially post COVID,
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Spain was a big colonizer of the world and,
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and so people took it out on Rosalia previously they have,
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but let's, let's just talk about the music here because she
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has officially beat Carol G as the biggest streaming debut of any
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female Spanish language artist on Spotify with 42.1 million streams just on
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day one. Karol G was at 32 million.
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but there's one particular song that the Internet is saying is about
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El Sorro himself, Mr.
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Raul Alejandro, and that is La Perla.
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there's a couple of reasons here.
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So the name of the song La Perla can also be interpreted
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as La Perla, the neighborhood in San Juan,
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Puerto Rico, where Raul Alejandro was born.
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He was born in San Juan.
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he's not specifically from La Perla,
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but it's there, and of course I don't know if we
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mentioned Raul and Rosalia were engaged at one point.
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I didn't know they got to that point.
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They were hot ones together.
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I didn't know that they honestly were so adorable.
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I thought they were going to make it.
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a music video called Beso,
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and that's how they announced their engagement.
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They were gorgeous. They were hot,
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gorgeous. That was a hot couple.
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That was a hot couple.
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you know, their engagement lasted publicly 4 months,
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and then they cut ties,
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since then Raul did his Cosa Nuestra tour,
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and now Rosal, this is Rosalia's first album since they never
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said why they broke up,
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I think they've touched on it like Raul,
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he's pretty heartbroken in all of his tour.
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Videos like he kind of talks about being broken up with and
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being a single man and but I don't think they've ever
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explicitly said like oh he cheated she cheated whatever it was
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people were very upset though because she was seen publicly making out
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with someone 4 months after the breakup was announced what's his name
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Jeremy Allen Jeremy Allen I remember the chef chef yeah yeah
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I remember that was also less.
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Hey yo, someone said hot take.
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Those numbers from Rosalia are fake.
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You are telling me that she got more swings than Caro G
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I'm gonna, I'm a Karo G girl,
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you know that. Also,
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hi mom. I see you watching.
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Happy Birthday. It's her birthday.
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Your mom, happy birthday.
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I'm gonna argue that these numbers are real.
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Because the marketing of this music,
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like it was just good,
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it was also very global.
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where those numbers are from,
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she was very Latam still.
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Oh, so the numbers weren't colonized.
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OK. Why do we have to say that shit,
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bro? Let's let her live.
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Listen, they both have nobody,
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nobody in the US maybe goes out there and,
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play some Rosalia, but in a lot of different countries,
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yes, like in Colombia,
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Rosalia is loved because her music is good.
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She's so talent. Look,
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the two main things,
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the two takeaways from this is that Carol G and Rosalia both
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dated Puerto Ricans. One your career.
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So what does that have to homeboy over here doing a freaking
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article. I don't know.
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I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
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So what's your argument here?
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They dated Puerto Ricans and what and what?
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Look where they are.
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She's number one, number one,
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number one streaming. I don't know.
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I will argue that I think Rosalia was bigger than Raul,
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right? Rosalia played Coachella.
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and listen, I love Raul.
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I do. I love Raul too,
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you know, she was bigger than Anuel,
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has been always before,
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even before, even before they were together.
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I will say I just can't believe you're publicly supporting Anuel in
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2025. The man came out for Donald Trump after he called
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him a girl. What was the thing you said?
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Oh no, that remove the artist from the padre.
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Oh yeah, can we separate the artist from the art.
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That dude, every artist we talk about today,
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it's literally the same thing because Rosalia,
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she keeps sketching straight for the whole,
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colonizer thing she does,
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bro. We post about her and it's like colonizer.
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It's like she wasn't even around that is like Rosalia is like
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the modern day Christopher Columbus to many people,
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really a lot of people,
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yeah, they look at her like her here in the US
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on Twitter, which is why I acknowledge it.
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But is she problematic?
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I, I feel like I'm a child of divorce.
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I love both of them.
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I love somebody from PR.
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bro. Is when the Puerto Ricans call for the remix,
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you answer. I didn't know what all the fuss was about
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You remember about Raul,
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and then we went to Baja Beachres and we're like,
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Let's see. And then I was like.
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Which goes to my second reason as to why this song might
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be about Raul, her ex-fiance.
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One of the lyrics in the song is Sucoexion de bras.
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Raul is known actually just play the video.
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We have the, we have the footage.
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Damn, my man getting panties thrown at him.
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He's collecting them like Pokeballs.
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Raul is known, he is known for getting lots of goodies
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thrown his way during his shows.
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You know what? Now I know why his name's Raul because
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they go from saying Raul to wow,
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I think that's, I think that's what I said in Baja
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wow. And then lastly,
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Rosalia and Raul, one of their collaborations is a song called
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Promesa, and the lyric,
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one of the lyrics in Promesa is Comuna Perla,
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Comuna Perla. This song is called La Perla.
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there are many ex's when it comes to Rosalia's dating experience,
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so this could be about all of them.
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yeah, or if the bra fits,
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or if the bra or the or the panties,
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the panties and Soro is that like.
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Like Zorro, like the hero or like Zorro,
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like a skunk. Oh wait,
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brother. That's the,
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that's the, that's a skunk.
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they call me Elorrio.
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That's, that's fucked up.
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But El Zorro's a fox.
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See my little no savo,
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Rosalia went big because of Raul.
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Why is it that the women have successful music careers and it's
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always a man getting the credit for it?
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I, I'm trying to understand because Rosalia has been around.
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I think, I beg to differ.
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I think, I think it was opposite just because,
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dude, remember Bad Bunny and Rosalia collabed and that was,
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yeah, who wherever Bad Bunny happens to be from.
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Oh, OK. Puerto Rico is amazing.
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They're so talented and they're so cultured and they're so full of
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Oh, how does that have to do with,
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with the rise of Rosalia?
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Well, to more on Kevin's point,
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he said Rosalia plays the Kardashian play.
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What's that, I guess like she gets on to like other
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people's like, like gets with them for like the clout,
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and she kind of dips because she got with Ra Alejandro
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right? I see he has clout.
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They broke up and then she got with the yes chef guy
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Are they still together?
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I don't know. So who's next?
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Who can she go on to for that club?
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There was this really attractive guy that was nobody that she was
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going out with. Was he like a karate guy or something
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no. She's been with Hunter Schaffer and Euphoria,
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like together together. Yes,
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Hunter Schaffer is, is,
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I just think she's a loving person.
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That's it. Lomismore pasoa mia califa conotra boricua mira los boricua
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son en amaro comose is enamoraddorectadoes like and canto.
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Well, they're they're right there by the Dominican Republic too,
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so I mean they have the same antics.
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We have the same antics.
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Yep, I'm, I'm their neighbor.
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That they're great. You guys are a great,
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and let me tell you,
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some Puerto Ricans didn't verguenza to be to,
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to know Anuel came from that island.
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A lot of Puerto Ricans don't like Anuel.
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You're not Puerto Rican.
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You're not Puerto Rican.
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My aunt lives there.
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I'm good. He's Puerto Rican,
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Dominican from the Bronx,
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from New Jersey, from New York,
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and from Beverly Hills,
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not LA. He's from everywhere,
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and from Miami, the full government of damn,
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exposing the BH. Where we at?
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Oh well guys, fellas,
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when is it time to just let Jesus take the wheel?
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And if you don't know what I'm talking about,
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I'm talking about this,
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this beautiful set of hair that I have that not everybody's as
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fortunate to have. So fellas are getting hair transplants,
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spray hairlines, tattoos,
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like where, when is it gonna end,
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You guys are doing way too much.
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When are they gonna accept their fate?
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That's what I'm saying.
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if it happened to me,
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the fact that I can grow a beard,
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accept it. No tattoos for me.
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Baldy is fine. Vin Diesel and,
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and Fast and the Furious.
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That was my first crush.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I didn't know it was your first crush.
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that's when I knew I didn't want to play with dolls no
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So I'm mentioning all this because Jalen Brown,
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an NBA player, has been rubbing off on people,
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rubbing off and, and not,
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but like literally his hairline,
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like he got his shit spray painted.
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Like he gets his shit spray painted before every game probably,
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you know, leaving a mark and he stamping people,
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stamping. He's been stamping them.
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Oh damn, all over his jersey,
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not again. No repeat offender.
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Look, look, look at the jersey,
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man. That I went to Hobby Lobby and just put his
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head in the little ink pad.
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I don't wanna laugh too hard because I feel like if I
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was a woman playing basketball,
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I'd be leaving a full face of makeup or like Sebastian guys
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always span. You know how guys always be like,
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oh, you gotta make her jump in the pool because she
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has makeup on the first day you make her jump.
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is is getting we're getting on that type of time.
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He definitely left his mark,
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and I pulled some of the funniest comments from it.
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I'll read. Let's get them.
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It's time to go to Turkey,
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you know that's where everybody gets their hair transplant.
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Daniella, your turn,
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bro's hairline got traded to make it,
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oh., which one's that one?
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sorry, this 100 times more embarrassing than a bad hairline.
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Straight up. I'd rather have some,
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some crooked shit than leave it on somebody.
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And then NBA went from Magic Johnson to Magic Marker.
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What the hell is a magic marker?
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His head is a magic marker.
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guys, I think if it's going like that just shave it
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bro. Like just just accept it.
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I mean LeBron, I know you have money to do it
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because he did it right because that fool was also doing the
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spray paint. There'd be times where you can see his like
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little toupee thing lift up.
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No, I'm pretty sure,
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yeah, or like even the catarracommotobi and como bearlo and then
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over here, you know,
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I mean what I've been seeing a lot is dudes getting the
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tattoos. Those aren't that bad,
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to get your shit spray painted is crazy.
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But OK, if you get a like you can't sweat.
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Like you imagine getting spray painted.
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I'll be sweating for nothing.
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Imagine me tattoos look a little funky.
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No? Well yeah if you.
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But you just get the dots.
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It just looks like it looks like you have a buzz cut
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that's all it does $80.80 dollars,
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and you get freaking gray hair coming in and then
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you have like a black line of like what you see.
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I didn't think of that.
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I mean, that's what I'm wondering because like I,
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I, the was it just for men,
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Rogaine, like that's like a little painting,
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right? Rogaine or I think I think that's fine.
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It's like. What's that?
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It's supposed to like make your hair grow nice like but you
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don't like spray paint anything.
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It's not like a little oil and and there's for feet for
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women too because you lose a lot of hair after pregnancy
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like a shit ton of hair,
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and you take medoxidil,
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you put it on your hair,
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and apparently it grows just even thicker,
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but you have to be consistent with it.
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Well, our freaking shower got clogged so many times after the
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I'm not surprised. You know,
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but,, what's it called?
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I mean, I don't know.
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I think I would shave my head,
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but then also my head shapes kind of weird,
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and I have a lot of like lunare,
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so I feel like I'd be like,
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damn, bro, like I don't know.
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So the fact that we could grow a beard,
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like I wouldn't care if I lost my head because I know
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I could grow a full beard,
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you feel me, shape it up like you said,
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torete torete style. He's bald up here,
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but he has a full beard.
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it's like you sneezed and it just.
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Well, no, it's like there's a comedians would say it's
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upside down hood. It it says upside down lifted,
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It looks good. Clipper Carlos says Gene would tell his lady
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that the makeup on his shirt was from playing basketball.
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Oh, that's very Gen-like.
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Dominican man strikes again.
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Oh man, I don't know.
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Just shave your head,
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guys, but if you wanna go to Turkey,
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do what you gotta do.
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If you're, if to you a guy with good hair is
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is important, always take a good look at his brothers
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especially if they're older,
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or his dad and grandpa.
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Gives you a good picture of where your man might be heading
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Ah, that's a good point.
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My grandpa actually had hair.
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My dad's bald, not bald bald,
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but Hoba gets a hair,
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yeah. Oh, that makes sense then.
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My mom's dad had a freaking full head of hair anyways.
27:39
what's not looking so good?
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Let's see what else we got.
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Well, do you guys think your web browser history is bad
27:45
Brace yourself for this one.
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Meta is now planning to read your private conversations,
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including DMs and AI chats.
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So think Facebook, Instagram,
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and WhatsApp. They're gonna be all up in there,
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all up in there reading your shit.
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Well, good thing I don't use Facebook and I don't.
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Use WhatsApp, Instagram though I'm cooked.
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The DM, the group chat,
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bro, they get out of pocket.
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Gene, bro, my sending me some shit,
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my FBI agent and meta agent,
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bro, they're gonna go triple platinum with the shit.
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I'll be sending. Oh yeah,
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you're right, I do send you some questionable things,
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but what do you mean questionable?
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Well, so you can't say it here.
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It's gonna be very questionable.
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I just like asking of questions,
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why are they doing this?
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Meta claims it's doing this to improve personalization,
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meaning better targeted ads and content suggestions.
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I'm OK with less of that for my privacy.
28:48
I don't know about you guys.
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Less like personal ads.
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Yeah, I'm for my privacy,
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like, but on top of it,
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Like you can't be like,
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no, I don't want this.
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Like there's no little knob to say to turn off unless you
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decide to quit their platforms entirely.
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What's that thing old people do every time something like this happens
29:08
Somebody mentioned that.
29:10
I do not permit meta to override my,
29:12
it's like bro. Oh no,
29:13
that doesn't work. I rebuke this energy.
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I rebuke it. Share it with 50 other people.
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Oh dude, you know what's the best one on Facebook where
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they're like, I'm just putting this out there to see who's
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actually a real friend and who's not.
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Like the memory of how we met like,
29:27
It's like no one cares.
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But anyways, can you still poke people on Facebook or no
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It was a thing you could poke.
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No, I used to poke my wife,
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hey, we're going back in.
29:38
I poked you and did they take it?
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Did they take it off,
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or I think it's gone.
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the poking that. I don't know,
29:50
It's how you like were flirt.
29:52
It's like a funny story,
29:53
like a heart emoji without it being like it was this is
29:56
before emoji. It was like a playful kind of like hello
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there. Oh, you poked me.
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why did my CEO poke me?
30:02
It's like what the fuck?
30:08
They should add it out the leaked in.
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Imagine you could fucking way more scandals.
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I saw you view my profile.
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Poke silly pokes walk so Snapchat streaks could run.
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Streak I still around too?
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I, I think I don't know.
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I used to send my streaks at 4 p.m. and 20 minutes
30:32
0, you're so clever.
30:34
there's like a collage of like 600 photos I have.
30:40
this,, your privacy ends on,
30:45
so the rollout starts worldwide on December 16th,
30:51
so watch what you say or don't.
30:54
OK, so supposedly this rollout starts December 16th,
30:57
but it, it sounds going off the comments,
30:59
it sounds like people have already been victims of this because they're
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victims in a way they're like,
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yo, so Facebook got sued for sharing our information and they're
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sending the checks now.
31:08
OK, so I'll be cool.
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If Kevin said last week I was added in a group chat
31:13
named Diddy Disciples like with a random because dude,
31:16
you get added to random ass group chats sometimes.
31:19
What's the craziest group chat name you have right now or that
31:22
you've been a part of?
31:24
I don't know. I mean nothing crazy,
31:29
my college chat, and yo,
31:31
they're on WhatsApp. That's how diabolical it is.
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What's the name of it?
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Yeah, I don't think even that shit don't even have a
31:37
name, bro. It's just I have two.
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What's yours? Silent Toes Bussy and FUA supremacy.
31:44
what was the bussy one?
31:47
Silento's bussy. Silent toe like silent.
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That's all I'm going to say.
31:52
You do with that information what you want to do with it
31:59
That the Picardo said Gene was the original Pokemon.
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Pokemon. You're poking everybody.
32:04
I was. He was trying to catch them all.
32:06
That's like a warrior,
32:10
Listen, listen, let me tell you before,
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let me tell you that before,
32:13
before, before Facebook,
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A college email to even get on that shit.
32:18
So poking was a big thing.
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I wasn't poking regular people.
32:21
I was poking other people in college.
32:23
Iran people, students as poked.
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it was like it was like I joined my college
32:27
page and then, yeah,
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I'm poking you. I want you to be my friend.
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Like, can I ask you a question?
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Do you identify as a where my hug at type of guy
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Because you call me a loser.
32:43
I don't come up to you and be like,
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Yo, where's my hug at?
32:47
I, I'm more of a handshake.
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I'm more, I'm more of like pass you 10 times and
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give you 10 5 back then,
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I was no where my hug at type of guy.
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Do I look like that?
32:57
No. It's not really a look.
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It's a vibe. It's a vibe.
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It, it doesn't like no shot.
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I, I'd, I'd go mooch off snacks and shit,
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but I was never a hug guy.
33:08
I'd be like, Can I get a piece of that?
33:11
I was a, can I get a piece of that kind
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can I ask you all a question,
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you're, you are a parent already.
33:19
Wear my hug at son or pick me daughter.
33:25
Pick me daughter. What?
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No, bro, that means because she's gonna learn the hard
33:30
way that not everything is pick me,
33:32
but the way you hug at son,
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the where my hug at son.
33:36
Oh, look, I remember wear my hug at guy from
33:38
high school. I remember him.
33:42
They are sweet. right now.
33:45
Oh, they are sweet until they catch a case when that's
33:48
what I'm saying. I don't know about everyone's work.
33:52
but my, where's my hug at guy?
33:55
We all have that one guy.
33:56
You can only get rejected so many times,
33:58
you know, like those dudes.
34:01
All right, someone called us out.
34:04
Sorry, we'll go back on topic.
34:05
Wait, is that a burner account for someone in here?
34:07
She cracked the whip.
34:09
Jets Max. Let me see that's one of I don't know
34:13
but it was just reported.
34:18
let's get back into it,
34:19
guys. Let's bring it around.
34:23
why is it called the laptop when it's his turn?
34:25
I don't get it because I don't wanna read off it.
34:29
everybody remembers their kids's first words,
34:31
right? Lida? You have a daughter,
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right? What were her first words?
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Dada. Alright, but everybody forgets,
34:36
what about the bad words,
34:40
Shit was my bad word,
34:42
My mom tells me all the time,
34:43
like you would not stop saying shit.
34:46
So I'm bringing all this up because recently a list came out
34:49
with showing the top curse words in different countries.
34:52
So you already know I got the Latin America nurca alright,
34:58
before y'all even see the map,
34:59
what do y'all think Mexico's is?
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oh, so Latin American countries only.
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or pendejo. Let's see,
35:12
is pendejo even a bad word.
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I say too much carry.
35:15
That's why boom pendejo pende.
35:19
All right, pubic hair and boludoboludo Argentina pendejo means pubes.
35:27
I didn't know that either.
35:29
Pende has a lot of meanings I've come to understand.
35:31
It actually means a smart person somewhere in Latin America.
35:36
Maybe I want to go to Peru.
35:38
No, that's something somebody would tell you to be like,
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Yeah, you're a pendejo.
35:42
You don't think I'm gonna look that up.
35:44
Peruvians chime in. What's what's your country's bad word?
35:49
Wait, gonorrhea, that's crazy.
35:51
Gonorrhea. That's funny.
35:53
Wait, but is that actually like a bad word or it's
35:55
like a, it's also gonorrhea,
35:57
right? Well, I think it's used as a a disease
36:01
Way on the big egg idiot.
36:04
Wait, is that Chile?
36:07
For Chile Chile is on the left right here the little skinny
36:11
one, or is that is Argentina Huevo no,
36:14
the long one gotta be Argentina,
36:15
right? damn, this map is fucking us up,
36:23
we can't do the same because we don't know.
36:25
I'd like to shout out now look,
36:27
Argentina is the boludo for not existing.
36:30
Look, weon is Chile.
36:33
Above Vong is Bolivia,
36:35
which is polo tudo elotudo concha detumadres,
36:41
chcha's good. Chuchas Ecuador Boludo is Argentina DR,
36:49
you already know I say it a million times,
36:52
you said. Porras Brazil.
36:56
Verga did make the cut right there right in right there.
37:00
Where is that Panama is Panama connecting Panama Panama Panama Verga see
37:08
coa tadre is Venezuela Venezuela iluegochcha is Ecuador under chcha is
37:17
Chile what's what's PR?
37:18
No, no, Chile coo coo in the it's in the
37:22
smaller it gotta be cogno.
37:27
I wanna say all of these.
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no, coos dr apparently gondlorea maz de Medellin yo,
37:33
look at your makeup blood clot.
37:35
I saw it blood clot mamabicho mama bicho coo coo.
37:43
Bora, do, do you guys know,
37:44
I didn't know until we met that one guy,
37:46
Brandon, that mija in like Portuguese means like piss
37:52
so Miu had like the mija merch.
37:55
like, yeah, it's like mijo mija,
37:57
but like in Brazil in Portuguese,
37:59
it's like it means piss.
38:00
I'm like that's funny.
38:04
This one's fun to say ras,
38:13
Why, why can't we put the name of the country,
38:14
bro? I'm so bad at this.
38:16
But no, I have the map here,
38:18
Lida. Which one you wanna know?
38:19
What's your favorite curse word in Spanish?
38:22
What was your first bad word?
38:24
I don't remember. It's the one you say.
38:27
Definitely stupid, and stupid isn't even a bad word.
38:29
Stupido sounds bad in Spanish though.
38:33
but it's and it's stupida because you could make it.
38:35
You could feminiize and it's like stupida,
38:37
like grata, no imbecile,
38:40
imbecile, damn, bro.
38:43
I mean, what was my first bad word.
38:46
I remember it was one time I said no mames instead of
38:48
no manches because we were in Mexico and they're like.
38:52
did I say a bad word?
38:54
like no matches is the cute way to say it without being
38:57
mamis. I didn't fucking know.
38:59
I grew up saying huucha,
39:02
which is the nice way to say,
39:04
Yeah, well, me and my dad,
39:06
we say way to each other.
39:07
Other way is a bad word.
39:09
Wait is way a bad word?
39:12
and then I thought cabron meant the same thing,
39:14
so I started saying cabron to him,
39:16
that he don't. It's not the same.
39:20
Hey, your dad's the thing.
39:28
that's a, that's a riot.
39:32
Dang dang. Does it have to end?
39:37
They want to end us.
39:38
They want to end us,
39:43
well, thank you guys for tuning in on a Monday.
39:45
I know it's kind of a weird day.
39:46
you know. Tomorrow is Veterans Day,
39:52
That's why we're kind of shifting the show a little bit.
39:53
It's a little weird,
39:54
but what do you say?
39:56
Let us know what you're doing tomorrow.
39:59
I said shout out to the veterans.
40:00
Shout out to the veterans,
40:02
except for my homie that,
40:04
I guess he's a veteran,
40:06
but he played the tuba in the Marines.
40:07
I don't know if that really counts.
40:10
I mean, what he contribute?
40:12
I'm kidding. I love you.
40:15
yeah, alright, we'll see you guys next Wednesday.
40:19
12 p.m. PT. You know where you're at,
40:21
IG live, and if you missed this show,
40:23
you're catching the tail end of it.
40:24
Watch it on YouTube and on me through TV.
40:27
Me too.t.tv for sure.
40:29
YouTube though. Sometimes it doesn't go up on me through TV
40:33
All right guys, we're done.
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soon. Bye, bye guys.
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