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Trump Actually Wants Canada

February 12, 2025
Trump confirms he’s dead serious about wanting Canada to become the 51st US state.
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Well, in today's news,
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President Donald Trump has said he is deadass about wanting Canada to
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become the 51st state in an interview that aired on Sunday during
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the Super Bowl preshow.
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I mean, I doubt Canada wants to become a state.
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Like why would you want to join this dumpster fire,
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you know? Yeah,
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like I love America,
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but bro, trust me,
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you're good. Don't just,
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yeah, save yourselves.
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Trump said. Now,
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I know the people of Canada,
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we have a great relationship,
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but it will become our 51st state.
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It would be the greatest thing you could ever do.
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And think of how beautiful the country would be with that artificial
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light. Oh, sorry,
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and think of how beautiful that country would be without the artificial
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line running through it.
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Somebody drew it many,
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many years ago, just the ruler,
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it's just a line.
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I swear the man is a comedian.
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I'm like what the heck with the ruler.
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Somebody drew it many years ago with the ruler,
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just the line like you can just erase it doesn't matter.
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It's like, come on.
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Oh wow, you can just erase it.
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Now, why would he want to erase that artificial line in
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the north, but not the one in the south.
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Interesting. What is different about these groups of people,
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right? Some are just up north,
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some are just down south,
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like, I wonder,
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I ponder, I,
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I can't sleep at night.
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I wonder what it could possibly be.
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Me too, me too,
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brother. And then,
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then again too, why in the hell would Canada want to
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be a state in the United States when it's a country?
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It's like if you are in a manager position you're at the
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top, why would you go back to an entry level?
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Oh, like a downgrade,
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yeah, it's like bro,
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they have their own army.
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They have their own.
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Systems they have their own government everything maple syrup.
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They have the Mounties,
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right? But like and then they're like,
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nah, let's just throw all that away and go join the
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US. Nah. Well,
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look, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau acknowledged that Trump's comments were
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a real thing and tied to the desire.
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As the country's natural resources,
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maple syrup, the,
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the nature, right,
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the lumber, I think lumber comes from over there.
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I'm sure maybe he wants eggs from them too.
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I don't know, bro,
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freaking, it just seems more of a means to an end
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type of thing. You just wanna use them,
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bro. So don't do it.
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So, trust me,
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bro.