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So TikTok at this time should have been shut down yesterday.
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This beautiful Chinese app came into our life as musically,
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you remember that and it grew into a beautiful TikTok tree.
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Brother, it's time for America to break up with our Chinese
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spy. I'll miss them.
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but when TikTok goes dark,
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it's gonna join the likes of Vine and Yik Yak,
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and now our team would like to say what we miss most
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about TikTok. You've been chas After James.
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T age I think what I'm gonna miss most about TikTok is
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you know, seeing people like in the Middle East dance
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to Lachona, you know,
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seeing them go live,
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seeing the joy on their faces and people sending them prizes and
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then dancing to like banda machos and stuff,
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you know. Honestly doom scrolling at 3 a.m.,
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finding that. One video that I would only find on TikTok
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like for instance like last night I saw a guy dancing bachata
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with one leg like where else am I gonna watch that,
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man? I'm gonna miss Thirst Talk.
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There's a lot of hot people like around the world,
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and TikTok brought us all together,
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at least like, even when it came to Luigi Mangioni,
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like, I shouldn't know what his 6th grade math teacher looks
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I know what his back looks like.
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I'm gonna miss the sounds and the cap cuts,
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but no, I'm truly gonna miss all those old people that
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just went viral and stole our hearts,
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right? They hit record one day,
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no cuts, no transitions,
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just straight up tell us about their day and they store our
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hearts again I I'll never forget that.
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I thought TikTok would bring us together.
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It all felt like we were one,
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that there was peace on earth.
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This is really all Gen Z.
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Had and now it's just being taken away from us.
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It's just like disaster after disaster.
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I hope the government feel,
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feels good about it.
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It's funny. My first viral video on TikTok,
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was when I poured a mihilada into a can.