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Yo, Pennsylvania police are scrambling after 100,000 eggs were stolen.
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Yeah, the plan that thieves hatched had a total estimated value
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of $40,000 in huevos.
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Damn, that's a risky job.
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Those thieves must have been extremely skilled.
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Imagine hitting a lick like that.
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Dang, you definitely wanna celebrate.
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Indeed, so the US Department of Agriculture predicts eggflation will increase
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about 20% within the year,
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and the USDA says an outbreak of bird flu is causing supply
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strain. Ahuvo, this is not a yolking matter,
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brother. No wonder somebody's selling eggs on the black market.
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No, yeah, it's really getting brutal out there.
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I feel like we're at a breaking point,
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man. People, it's like the toilet paper thing.
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who would have thought werewolves.
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If you got any huevo plugs,
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let us know in the comments.
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Trader Joe's, all these stores.
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Nada. Or if I find them,
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it's like 1 to $2 per egg.
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Oh my gosh. I don't know how these breakfast places are
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surviving. Funny you bring that up.
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That's another story though.