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As you know, we're heading into the holiday season.
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So we need to address some things and make sure we're ready
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for certain situations at family gatherings.
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Luckily we have comedian Martin Rizzo to help us out.
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Thanksgiving is the only holiday.
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If your oven doesn't work,
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you can't participate in it.
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You know, you got a bunch of pots and pans in
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exactly. Yeah. So then you got to go to another
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house, a family member that actually has a nice house.
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My aunts, they married white guys.
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So it's like they make good mac and cheese,
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bro. They get in there.
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Shout out to the pilgrims out there,
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bro. Plymouth Rock homie.
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I know that everybody is blessed with the cooking gene,
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right? How do you dispose of a hot plate of ass
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Have you come across it?
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This Thanksgiving? Oh man,
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dude. I don't know if I can talk about this,
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bro. We went to like my my uncle's family and
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she made some tamales and it was strawberry tamales.
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and then her her wife told us,
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oh Los is quick the powder.
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Yes, dude. I was like,
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why would you even tell me,
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bro? Like, keep it a secret?
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It was. But when I found out it was like,
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really, like, like everything just,
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yeah, that's almost like Rachel Ray,
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like stuff right there.
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Yeah, exactly. That,
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like the hot, it tastes good though.
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Like I'm not gonna lie but it's just,
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it's just weird. How about you,
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like, let someone know their poodle?
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Isn't that great? I would grab a napkin and if
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I have it in my mouth,
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just spit it, spit it in there just quietly dispose of
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Put Chlorophyll in, take out a t who made this?
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You're not coming back.
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Have a visual for you.
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You just sometimes I grab the plate and suffocate that bitch.
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I don't want in the trash face down and even that it's
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like a little crump.
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It should be over soon and then we're done.
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But that's how I do it.
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I want to know what pisses you off during Thanksgiving.
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I hate when people bring a Walmart pumpkin pie.
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So Sam's Club is cool.
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Sam's Club and Costco.
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The bigger ones, dude,
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like you actually see the people cooking in the back.
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It makes me feel like you're like a bakery,
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you know, like a homemade kind of in a way like
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hey, this is made with love.
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Yeah, exactly. You see the trays,
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I don't see that at Walmart.
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So the pie is good thing.
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How about you? It's when someone doesn't bring much to the
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things they don't bring shit,
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you didn't bring shit and you have five kids and then you
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take food home, you have the,
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like this or something.
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It sounds like you really have the right now.
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I don't fuck with empty handed people.
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What I do if they don't contribute anything to Thanksgiving,
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they just show up comin I use my big back to block
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them out. They want to take shit home.
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Exactly. Let people that actually showed up on time.
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Brought shit, serve themselves first.
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At least we're not going to not give you food but hey
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Everyone knows that one,
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Tia who just loves cheese,
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man, right? And she thinks that her kids are better
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than everybody else likes clo like,
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what are the ways to deal with that?
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And clap back respectfully.
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If she says something disrespectful to me,
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then I say something kind of like Chinga Ritos little jab,
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a little jab. And after that,
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she think later on that day she'll think about it for sure
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She'll be driving home like,
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oh Jenny fucking schooled me.
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And I had no idea in front of everybody.
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Any final thoughts you want to share with the audience about Thanksgiving
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and the holidays, bro.
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Any advice if you have to lie about bringing food that your
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mom made, then do it,
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you know, you got to survive.
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I have a story about Thanksgiving and the holidays with my girl
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I don't, I'd always show up for the holidays,
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Easter Thanksgiving, Christmas,
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you know, and it was cool.
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I always felt like they were kind of looking at me like
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but then once I start bringing my aunt's Tamales for the holidays
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they were looking forward for me,
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dude. Oh, is Martin here?
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Is he here? I'm like,
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and I feel so good being on tamales and one day my
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aunt couldn't make him.
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you're going to fuck me,
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bro. They're gonna hate me again.
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If I went to Northgate,
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I got a sho tamales.
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I took off the wrapping.
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I passed them off as my aunt's tamales before we let you
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go. Where can people follow you?
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Instagram comic, Martin Rizzo,
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youtube, Martin Rizzo,
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everything, the podcast I do.
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And thank you for having me because I do.
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I think Thanksgiving is like pro my holiday.
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And do you have any upcoming shows?
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This is my first time being out of town for Thanksgiving,
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which I'm kind of sad.
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I'm gonna be in San Jose with the homie Oper Rob.
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So we're gonna leave on Wednesday,
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but we're gonna be there Thanksgiving.
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So my first time away from big boy teams,
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bro. Like you gotta be on the road.
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Cool. Well, thanks again,
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bro. Thank you for having me.
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