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Spirit Fashion Police

January 27, 2025
The Waffle House of Airlines has added a fashion check before boarding flights.
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Spirit Airlines is coming for y'all trashy asses.
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Yup. So Spirit Airlines just dropped a new dress code that
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limits lewd, offensive,
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or inadequately clothed passengers from flying.
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So on top of Benny being barefoot,
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they're coming after. See through clothing are not adequately covered breasts
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buttocks, or private parts.
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Dang, they said no shoes,
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no service. Damn,
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you gotta be a different type of nasty to be barefoot like
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on a spirit flight,
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you know. I don't know,
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that's like taking your shoes off in a porta potty.
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I'm just saying like.
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It's just oh my God,
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oh my God, like that's crazy.
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Some had to have done this for them to like make that
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like band, you know,
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it's disgusting, dude.
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I don't know. You never know these days.
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Like, how do you scrub your feet?
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I bet you they even put the shoes on.
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Oh my. Anyways,
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OK, look, and this happened because I don't know if
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you remember, but last year two girls got booted for wearing
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crop tops. So I guess that's where you draw the line
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crop tops, but like,
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who does Spirit think they are,
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dude's like you're ratchet,
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yeah, you a ho.
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I'm just saying like it's like dude and it's Spirit Airlines,
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guys. It's the las I don't know,
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was it the Delta maybe OK,
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but bro, my feet barely fucking fit in the thing.
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It's like if I take off my shoes because my Jordans didn't
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fit anyways, but like.
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So it's getting, it gets even crazier.
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So in the,,
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dress code, they're including body art.
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If it's lewd, obscene,
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or offensive in nature,
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it will also get,
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get you kicked off the plane.
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So like no crazy ts cover them up or cover them up
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but yeah, it's like.
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You can't even, I don't know.
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That's crazy. Well,
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I have seen some pretty obscene body art that I'm like,
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oh, what is that?
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What do you mean?
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No, like I've seen like pretty like offense,
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not offensive body art,
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but I was kind of like,
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oh, that's a little disgusting.
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Like who in their right mind would tat a leg here of
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a woman. And another leg here of a woman,
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a man, and never mind,
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I'm not gonna say it.
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You get the picture,
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but damn spirit is not having it.
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I mean, I get it.
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I, I get it.
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Like if you got like a wild ass tattoo like you hide
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it, but damn.
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But it's a Spirit Airline flight bro.
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This, this is probably going to Vegas or something.
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It's like let them party.
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I don't know. But,
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have you seen the old movies when people dress for the
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airport? Yeah, but.
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Like they're heading to Missa looks like almost.
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Yeah, I, I know,
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but I, I hate that because look,
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I wanna be cozy.
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I get Spirit wants to have some kind of,
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you know, hey guys,
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be decent. But if you don't even want to follow those
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rules, then I don't know,
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take a greyhound.