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Pupusa Pizza Please

September 18, 2024
Stand-up comedian Jose Velasquez, aka Hoozay, introduces us to a pupusa the size of a pizza at LA Pupusa Urban Eatery.
Show transcript
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Hey guys, we are out here at La Pusa Urban eatery
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in downtown L A and we're so excited to try the famous
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La Ma ma ma ma.
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What's that? It is a giant pusa pizza brother.
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It's a P pizza pizza,
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pizza. Well, that's what I call it,
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but I'm gonna try it.
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Can we get in there?
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Because I'm starving, dude.
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Me too. And it's freaking hot.
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Let's go. Let's get in there ladies first.
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Let's go. Ok.
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All right, perfect.
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So here's the menu.
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So we sell Amata and then what did you want to drink
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again? No, no ambassador.
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Self appointed Salvadorian culture ambassador.
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Very important. So this is your first time here?
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All right, I got you.
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Ok, like a mama.
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So like like the biggest pupusa you've ever seen in your life
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Oh my God,
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I, I Mexicanos,
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we're gonna have to order La Mexicana.
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Those are Mexican pupusas.
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There's a Mexican pupusa only here,
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bro. I love that.
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I love that. So we wanted to also talk about the
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fact that what is it with the beef with Mexican Salvadorians?
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I don't understand that.
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I grew up in L A.
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So I grew up with the beef.
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I was bullied in school like,
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you know, by,
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by Mexicans. Yeah,
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they would get mad that I don't want to say I was
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Mexican. Are you serious?
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You're Mexican, you're Chicano Homes.
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I'm like Mexican American.
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I think it's generational.
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I think like Salvadorenos,
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we came here during the eighties,
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right? So like my parents were fleeing the civil war and
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so they had to go through Mexico and come here to the
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US. And I think that influx of Salvadorenos,
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you know, caused tension,
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obviously, the gangs and all that stuff that hate came from
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back to that gang mentality.
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But now the newer generation doesn't even know about it,
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right? Yeah. So it's like,
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what is this? What are you talking about?
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And so it's crazy to me how far we've come as a
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I would say we're in the Salvi Renaissance because it's a shift
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right? There was never Salvadoran heritage nights at any sports team
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Sam, it's li I went crazy.
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I didn't grow up with that stuff.
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When I started comedy.
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There was no other big Salvadoran comedian,
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you know, was there an American comedian for me to say
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oh, I want to be like that guy.
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So now you see all this,
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you see this culture pride,
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you see the young generation embracing it and loving it.
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And I'm like, yes,
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let's go that we should embrace each other in our differences instead
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of hating on each other.
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I agree. I agree.
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Well, we have a lot of stuff to bring to the
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table, all of us and speaking of which we should bring
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food to the table.
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What? Let's go get our food.
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Let's order it. I can kill a,
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we gotta have the pus and outside the box and since they're
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hungry, una ma ma.
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So, yes, I think.
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How big is this thing like this?
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I love New York size pizzas.
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It's a New York size pizza.
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It's 18 inches in me.
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I, ok. So what we wait for the food,
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what should we do?
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We should play a little game.
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So I brought like these little flags.
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So I'm gonna say like a few quick scenarios and you're gonna
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say, say if it's like a green flag or red flag
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in this person? Ok.
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Thank you. Bye.
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No pressure, no pressure at all.
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She doesn't like Curtido red flag.
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Ok. How about someone that works out with?
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No headphones. A little off.
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Yeah. Yeah. Its her pupusa with a fork and a
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knife. Oh, that's a red flag.
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Really? Why do Salvadorans not like that?
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All right. So I'll tell you,
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I'll tell you. Ok,
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I wanna know you can eat your pusa however you want fork
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no, fork chopsticks,
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whatever it is. But if you go into a Salvadoran household
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just be prepared to get roasted.
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Oh, snap. There she is there she is.
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This is the mama.
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Oh my God. Inches of pusa.
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Goodness. OK. Let's begin.
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Wow. No,
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I have not and she is beautiful.
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It's delicious. This is so good.
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You can tell that they made this with love.
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They like blue kisses on it or something.
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I love the, the little,
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the little cheese. That's all freaking querio at the end.
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The cheese crust. What's that called?
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I like that part.
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I love when the cheese is just melted outside of the pupusa
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just burnt. I wanna try this one.
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This one is that one?
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Seen the video but I haven't tried it so good.
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And I love, I love Korean food.
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Oh oh, good.
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I love like how Mexicans and Salvadorians just come together.
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It's beautiful. There is no beef,
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there's no beef, there's pork,
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there's pork. Thank you so much.
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People will follow you and you know,
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keep up with your comedy.
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Whoa, everything is whos a hoozay.
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That's right guys right there.
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That's right. And the comedy special is streaming on Amazon Prime
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Yes. All right.
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So let's continue eating because everything's getting cold,
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everything's getting cold. We gotta wait,
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wait, wait, salad right here.
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It's a drink. It's a drink,
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bro. En de fruit.
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Oh, a little Mexican ass.
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I'm like, well,
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I mean, yeah,
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I just feel weird eating in front of all these cameras.
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Yeah. Yeah. Let's get in there.