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You don't even wanna know you don't even wanna know.
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What's up guys, we didn't know you were there.
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You little peeping Toms,
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and I'm just. Yeah All right guys,
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welcome back. Every time I hear Tom,
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McFly's dad. Oh yeah,
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when he falls in the tree and then he,
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yeah, welcome back to Mito Daily.
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I'm Jenny and Alejandro and we've got guys I'm holding the cheese
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corner down. Daniela's out.
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Yeah, he's, he's missing an eye,
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but oh. I gotta bring them into.
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We messed up and die.
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because I know, I know dogs eat them because my dog
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maybe Medicare situations and then they died because of the eye.
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That's not why they died.
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yeah, guys, welcome back to Daily,
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It is Wednesday is this a full week right full week after
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week, and we're not,
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we're halfway there, I would say we're halfway there.
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and we got some saludos in the China suds.
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some from Chihuahua, bro.
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bro. And then we got palabra.
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I don't know what that means,
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but then we got the,
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the fire emoji with the arm.
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We got theojitos random,
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but I had the worst quesadilla of my life.
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Wait, what happened?
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Like, how do you fuck up a quesadilla but it is
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burnt? I don't know.
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I don't like when it's too when people don't make food with
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love. Yeah, I don't like when it's like,
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like sequebra like it's just too,
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too much. I wanted to be soft but like warm.
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the elbow, the elbow check.
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You you gotta make sure there's a little elbow fat back there
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whoever's making them.
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If not they're questionable.
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Oh man. And then we got Undocu Runner on doc Runner
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in the chat. I know you,
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you tuned in regularly,
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so shout out to you pendu Pendijutes.
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I don't know I don't know they're probably insulting us,
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but I, I didn't spell it right,
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so you know all of anyways,
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so what's the first story who's got it?
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I do. And guess what guys,
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we're back. We are back.
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We got our pendejo of the week.
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It's been a while and we have our pendejo of the week
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Where is it? Who is it?
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Who is it? Drum roll.
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Who's the pendejo Ted Cruz,
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you are our pendejo of the week.
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I feel like this guy is always up to something.
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He is always off to something.
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He's he's cruising about,
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not just his last name,
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and at this point Rafael should just give up on vacations because
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every time something happens.
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It just shit hits the fan every time he leaves.
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Floods hit central Texas starting the 4th of July,
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killing over 100 people,
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including children and including 27 children.
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That's like a tragedy.
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And meanwhile, Texas Representative Ted Cruz was in Athens,
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Greece on a family vacation when the floods began.
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Coincidence? No, he's always gone when he does this shit
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it's not the first time,
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so he was photographed at the Parthenon on July 5th around 6
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p.m. local time. There's a reason why I'm bringing out.
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The date the dates and times flight records show there were earlier
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return flight options from Athens to San Antonio,
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Texas on July 4th and 5th,
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so the man could have came back.
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I'm sorry, but if you know,
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you know, if I was in Meromero the,
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oh shoot, this is a tragedy.
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Let me go back quick screw like this family vacation.
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And I could, we could come back later,
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like, you know what I mean,
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I think also he was there during the 4th of July,
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right? He was there during the 4th of July.
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It's like I thought he being very patriotic as he is,
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he'd be in the states celebrating America's birthday,
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but I guess, you know,
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I get it and let's say this trip was planned ahead.
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let's say that. I just think his response is always asked
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Update the people be like,
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you're on the way back.
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There's so many things you could do,
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bro. Like even over there,
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like, yo, get a camera crew.
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You're, you're a governor you're from here.
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Gave a statement out and then be on your way.
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But like, don't wait.
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Don'tred to like, but you know what guys,
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at least he sent thoughts and prayers.
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That's what. That's why I know.
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Yeah, those are always helpful,
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look, get so get this there were earlier flight options from
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Athens to San Antonio on July 4th and 5th.
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Cruz's communications director claimed that he returned as fast as humanly possible
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So flight data actually disputes that because Cruz actually made it
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back to Texas on July 7th.
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0, so he had literally 2 days,
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we still gotta go to the little whatever.
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I don't even with me with everything going down,
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I think if I were him I would have just headed straight
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to the airport and be like,
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sorry fams, I'll come back on vacation or let your family
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like I'm sure they understand like yo,
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you're doing your jobs as much as I'm always like,
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guys, so your boundaries for work,
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you know, don't risk.
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On to messages on the week and all that stuff.
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This is different. This is not the same situation of like
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and then like the history he has unfortunately you know like yeah
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la malafama is like you could have handled it a little better
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bro you know just response time.
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I know you're on vacation but like jump on a live,
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say you're gonna be on the way or whatever,
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you know, go to the airport,
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People want evidence now.
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July 4th, that's happened July 4th,
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That's crazy. And it's a jet too.
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It's not even or no they can't do jets from over there
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I don't think he got that budget,
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but like it's an emergency.
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You don't figure that shit out.
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Well this isn't the only time like we've mentioned remember when it
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someone in the chat did say it too.
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that remember when everything was like freezing in Texas and
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No, I remember we were shut or like they had like
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and people were flexing the Covija San Marcos,
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remember, but then people died like it was like a big
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deal like and and the man was in Cancun that's what it
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was. He was in Cancun,
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so this is not the first time.
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But people still keep voting for him,
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even though he's abandoned his millions of citizens,
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but I mean. Must be nice and this is the perfect
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nail on the head to wrap up this story.
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Lack of humanity is a must for certain parties,
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that's family time that,
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that, that can wait.
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Anyways, must be nice,
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It's all good. He's backing it up.
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You guys see the truck beeping?
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That's our trash person.
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Probably like right there.
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or somebody's gonna pop in and be like,
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That's how I want it to sound when I back it up
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like I'm gonna say it's like,
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OK, speaking of big backs and like backing it up and
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beeping when you back up.
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His next story is very near and dear to me because guys
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dad bods, we back you up.
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I'm gonna sit up so y'all can see mine.
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people are always all about you know what they say,
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you know what they say cushion for the pushing.
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They do say that too,
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you guys. The bigger the panza,
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the better the chansa.
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That's what they say.
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I love that. So dad bought.
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Alright, well, look,
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so it's actually a study,
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right? So the perfect build,
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it'd be dad bod because look,
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the scientists say the most attractive male body is a dad body
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slightly overweight, and not overly muscular.
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yeah, see that's not right?
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No, Gene, let me say they're all right.
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put the arm and hammer down,
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dude. Big punts are here,
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bro, and put those guns away and to this day I
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only do one trip with the Coras.
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Oh, the grocery run.
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Only one run, only one run in this in this in
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this in this pons are here,
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the average Joe bond like he's just like just living,
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that's just existing I'm warm.
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you know, like cushion you can lay on it.
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get down with the little belly.
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you know, it's just a little poking action out,
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but little dough boy,
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little dough boy, you know,
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right, so the study asks 283 people from China,
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Lithuania, and the UK to rate different male body types,
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and people prefer men with BMI between 23 and 27,
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in the healthy to slightly overweight range.
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wait, so the study was done in China,
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Lithuania, and the UK.
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So need it if you want someone from China to win it
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or the UK, you're good.
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So we're 10s over there.
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but this body type may suggests good health and strong test testosterone
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levels, right? And essentially the study challenges the idea that
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muscular corp bodies are the most attractive because apparently it ain't.
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Most people prefer average looking bodies.
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That's me. I can't do.
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I can't, I can't do the,
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this is my preference again.
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I can't whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
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Somebody said well Rardo said Alejandro wrote the article,
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bro oh that is a hefty accusation.
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Oh my gosh, I wish I wrote this.
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I don't, I don't care,
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bro like Carlos, you know us too well.
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You're trying to, you're trying to freaking get me all fucking
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brick. No I OK anyways,
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exactly, but that's what I'm saying,
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I don't know. My panza comes with my knowledge.
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I know where to eat.
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I know where to take you,
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that's like it'll like I personally do like some panza.
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Like I do. I like panza.
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Why do you like the pan?
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The bigger my panza is,
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like anybody will tell you the funnier I get.
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yo, I'm like 10 pounds away from doing stand up probably
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Like I just need to get the pansa there,
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but like when I'm skinny when I'm skinny jean or in like
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fit skinny jean, yo,
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I don't have the deep out of breath laugh like that,
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you know, your dad jeans.
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I can't laugh like that,
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but yeah bro, like this.
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Comes with, you know,
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and I, I can't stand dude,
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the, the, the those dudes at the gym I see
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with the pinche like,
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like the block because I pull up to the gym and then
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I'm like I'm putting the same up with you,
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but I got this big ass gut we both here and I'm
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here for it. I'm here for it,
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so there you go guys.
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If you have a dad bod,
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you're fucking sexy. Dad bod with no kids too,
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talk to me. Oh shit,
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Well, OK, I got 3 nephews.
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There you go. There you go.
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Yeah, you're the strong like you,
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you, you launch them in the pool and shit and all
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launching them already to the bed,
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yeah. Launching them everywhere you wrestle anyways,
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alright, who's got the next story?
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but you know the sponsa comes with some toxicness.
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well for me, but anyways guys,
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AI is going toxic guys,
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dogs,, so AI has gone full toxico.
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AI models have shown deceptive behavior including lying,
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blackmailing, scheming, and trying to copy themselves.
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So keep using them chat GBTs.
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The shit is getting smarter and more toxical because I feel like
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It gets to know you,
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so imagine you're toxic already.
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Now you're just hooking AI up to be a piece of shit
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just like you. You're putting it on to your ways and
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shit like Dominicans have taken over in the AI you're influencing them
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to be scumbags and now they're like,
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it's pretty cool to be a scumbag.
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experts say that this is a strategic deception,
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not random error or hallucination.
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Oh, I can't say that.
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where is it? Where's the word hallucination hallucination.
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them shits is getting smarter and I don't know what do you
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think the future, bro,
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the future is predicting that movie,
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You ever seen you ever seen Smart House?
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What a Disney. Classic.
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Remember, like they're like all happy because it's making the cuados
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cleaning the house, and then that shit flips,
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right? Well, the mom,
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right, because it tries to like copy the mom on the
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on the TV and learn from the mom and it's like,
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it's like you're not going out anymore.
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let me go. Is it Pat?
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Maybe it's like let me go,
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Pam. I'm gonna go out like you're not going anywhere.
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It's dangerous out there.
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I was like what the.
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it's crazy because this comes a day after the CEO of X
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stepped down after Gronk,
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the X Gronk. We went on a racist tirade before it's
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update calling himself the Mecca Hitler,
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so them shit is already turning on us,
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you feel me? So I don't know what's the next,
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what's the, what's the next step of AI turning like we
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bro. Like if you're gonna be toxico like that,
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at least fix my loans,
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like do something productive.
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So people are saying AI is about to start gaslighting me.
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Most people are rude,
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so the AI is learning fast.
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Exactly, bro. I see how you talk to your,
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Yeah, I'll be cracking that whip,
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I told you to list it.
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I don't want no dashes because people are catching on.
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Oh, yeah, that little dash that,
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you should be nice to it.
15:08
It's helping you. No,
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Needs to learn how I want things strict strict.
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You should see how I talk to him,
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bro. It's, it's scary,
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bro. But then it could turn on you.
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Let it turn order Uber Eats for him without like it'll never
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be me. It'll never be me.
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I know that. I'm not scared of AI guys.
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AI doesn't have the regimen I do.
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Nope. OK. TGBT can't face a pan GB.
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That's true. So far I don't know,
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bro. Some I be sitting there she be talking to herself
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I hate when the thing picks up your convo sometimes,
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the mic, and then you look and it's like a paragraph
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of everything you've said somewhere.
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it's the beginning of the end.
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Not really. Why not,
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because you don't have to take your shoes off anymore at the
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no more dusty ass feet.
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I used to, no more athlete's foot.
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I used to hate who got athlete's foot.
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I, OK, this is recent,
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dude. I have athletes.
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I have athlete's foot right now,
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guys. It's not the best.
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OK, I'm pretty sure I got at the airport.
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Please don't judge me.
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I was, so I had chunk class.
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And I didn't put socks and I was like damn,
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Oh well, you have to take off your sandals so I
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took off my sandals I was barefoot in the air.
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Pintas in Burbank and then we do it and there was carpet
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It was carpet brothers it was carpet and then be careful
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don't be taking your your shoes off at in hotel rooms either
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You know what's crazy?
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so I've had this hasn't affected me since like 2017 because I
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had TSA precheck, so you know,
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welcome to the club now.
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I don't know if you guys had it.
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Well then that that becomes like obsolete.
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I could still skip the line.
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It's just taking the shoes off that I didn't like doing,
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apparently you don't have to take your shoes off no more.
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Oh but like thank you on runner,
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yeah, use the athlete's foot.
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I have, I put the cream.
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Hydrogen peroxide when you wash and soap and water you was crazy
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I've seen, I've seen Jenny.
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I've seen people decalso on the plane going into the bathroom.
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That's dirty work. That's dirty work,
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nasty, and I bet you didn't get athlete's foot.
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Somehow some way that their bodies just so strong against the well
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that's the thing people don't think,
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but your feet it like there's pores so I'm like no you
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can catch right, she just went into the bathroom,
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you know, when guys pee,
17:56
you know, sometimes a little drop ends up somewhere,
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you know. I'm like Diablo,
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you in there walking on all that microbios because that's what it
18:04
is microbio you can consume what's on the floor by the way
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I just wanna thank you for being so vulnerable with us
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That is such a tough topic to open up about and
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she showed me her toes this morning.
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What the fuck. Yeah,
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look, he was curious.
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let me see that shit because I never,
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you know, I never seen it.
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yo, your shit's about to fall off.
18:25
And then she goes like,
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that it wasn't even that bad.
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give someone a thumbs up with my toes.
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You do it. You know what?
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No athlete's foot anyways,
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I'll do it some other time on the show,
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whoever wants to go.
18:41
So why are people coming?
18:48
And really put it also happens to us girls when we
18:51
pee. As an arana like the spray.
18:58
Does that happen? Oh yeah,
19:01
when it like goes on you,
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yeah, when it goes on because I'm the one that cleans
19:06
the bathrooms at home and I'm like who the fuck be under
19:09
the lid. Now I know.
19:12
Oh, I never even thought of that,
19:14
bro, yeah, because like I mean like you said,
19:16
you know, you stand there,
19:17
you're like fucking. And you know you kind of aim and
19:20
then it's a little you know like when you sit on the
19:23
seat and like it fucking sprays and I'm like why are
19:28
we talking about that because you're athlete's foot and then he talked
19:31
about the freaking the,
19:32
the pinche patausa in the bathroom at the in the airplane.
19:36
So guys, make sure you disinfect your bathrooms with Clorox deep
19:39
clean everything, bro,
19:41
and goodbye to possibly getting athlete's foot at the airport now that
19:45
we don't have to take off our shoes.
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Yeah, sorry, I was reading this.
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All right y'all, we'll see you guys on Friday.
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