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Brother, did you know that 23 states let your dog sign
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your marriage certificate as a witness?
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That's almost half. But no,
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like that's pretty like wild,
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dude. Like I can picture them like,
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OK, I'm not gonna be a little cute like little popping
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you know, but then like,
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where do we draw the line?
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Like is there gonna be a hamster next,
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a parrot, I don't know.
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dogs are different though,
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brother. So there are these self solemnizing laws that basically allow
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you to say I do without an efficient and have your pet
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be a witness. Interesting.
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I wonder if like the dog has to be looking or like
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cause you know they get distracted sometimes.
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It's like it's like what I mean,
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yeah, it's like I don't know,
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but like all this jargon sounds like a bunch of loopholes.
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Like imagine like the dogs not even paying attention,
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right? Or The dog knows something that you don't like,
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you know, some dogs see some shit,
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no, he's actually barking like,
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there's a he's telling,
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yeah, he could be warning you that he doesn't see it
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working out. I know I'm married and he's like,
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don't marry her. Jesus Christ.
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man, I'm trying to bark and she fucking cheated on you
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the guy I saw last week.
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They're like, it's like.
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Oh, little, little peepee is getting like restless.
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it's like just give me your pop and you're out.
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I mean, I don't know,
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I just think of the negative stuff that could happen.
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Yeah, you sound like a hater,
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brother. I, I don't,
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no, look, I love dogs,
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but my parents have a dog that's not trained,
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and I get there and it bites everything.
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It ate my daughter's sock and they shit it out,
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or no threw it up like two weeks later,
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Where's that pair? And anyways,
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well, listen, I'm sorry that happened to you,
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but, but I'm behind these types of laws.
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You know, you know how,
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how they have a special place in my heart.
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My frijolito is family,
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you know, and this is honestly one step closer to accepting
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that dogs are more than just dogs,
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they're family members. They really are like we should be able
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to file them on our taxes.
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I actually like that because yeah they are expensive.
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They are like a little human that you have.
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OK, you're on to something.
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I mean like, but anyways,
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Frigolito might just be a witness at my wedding.
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He might just be a witness and not the witness,
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I'm totally here for this.
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I'm not, but we'll see what happens.
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