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Oldest Baby & Pendejo of the Week

August 6, 2025
Science brings a ’90s IVF baby to life, new Pendejos of the Week are dropping across the country, Our Dominican Man investigates the Tesla Diner, and scammers flood Bad Bunny ticket sales.
Show transcript
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like a thing you don't know that.
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Please, oh my God,
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what's up? It's been a minute.
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I don't know if I can get used to this one day
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a week, man.
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Yeah, bro, I'll be getting like sleepy on this.
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I'm like I'll be wanting to yap with you guys.
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I'm like I gotta wait a whole week to yap.
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I forget things like I have good things to say.
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Iva camera up upstairs and then we gone.
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I live on the stories did it work?
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Well, happy Wednesday,
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guys. Happy hump day.
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It's so great to have you guys here.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro and welcome to Meo Daily
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This is our cheese corner right here.
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What's up guys? hello.
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Damn y'all, we have Clipper Carlos in the chat.
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We got we're back cab from Tampa,
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Tampa, Florida. We have Jennifer Cruz saying what up?
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How are you? We got Cavino saying,
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Yo, we need two out of the week,
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yo, we need more need to the guys talk to the
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talk to the the execs in the room.
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they're listening. We need AI.
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That's what we need.
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No, I'm kidding.
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I,,
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we'll see who we got.
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We got Felix Riva K I Yusave,
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we got TP Yo in the chat.
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Speak of the devil.
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Tommy, I miss you.
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Love you Tommy, we got up in here.
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She said, What's up?
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How you doing? These scientists,
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y'all need me as a guest.
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Let me see their profile real quick,
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but while I look up that profile,
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we are going to Baja.
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You're going to Baja Beach Fest this weekend it's gonna be a
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time so we'll see you there,
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David. I'm scared because last time you got flipped
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over I thought you don't speak of such things,
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brother. That was a different time.
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It's papas and beer,
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brother, if you don't get flipped over,
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did you really do papas and beer if you didn't get the
02:02
whistle dance? remember Mexican Magic Mike?
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Oh. Someone's abuela is watching what they call the hustle
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What do you call the whistle little whistle we were just
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dancing we call it.
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that's that's slave quepito no bro pitos it's.
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Anyway, just, you know,
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things happen at Papas and beer and you just,
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you go with an open mind,
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right? You have to an open mind and,
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and who knows, beware of your surroundings.
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David says see you there.
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So if you see David I will,
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well guys,
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there's been a really quick before we get into actual show,
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I saw this thing on the Twitter,
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right? It's like,
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oh, like what's the most like what's the worst song of
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all time? And people had thoughts obviously oh I like that
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combo, OK. Yeah,
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dude, I mean.
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Everyone has a different cup of tea.
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I got one that's like,
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bro, I used to hate,
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and this was because of retail,
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my humps because you know,
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like when you my first job was retail Tusa with the Orlando
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Ropa you're like trying to get out of the store and my
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humps is on loop,
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bro. I just wanna fight and that that it just reminds
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me of all those nights I had to close late every time
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I hear it. So yeah,
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I hate that song.
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And La Macarena too.
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What? Yeah, yeah,
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I used to, they used to make me dance and I
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used to have to cry as a kid.
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Imagine crying and dancing the you were the kid that would say
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no to dancing with,
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yes, no, just give me my Christmas presents,
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bro. I mean,
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I thanked them because I learned how to dance,
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but I was crying while dancing.
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That's just not fun.
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You were that kid.
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Yes, someone said bob or clip the car I said Bob
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How about you?
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What by Cardi B.
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I like that song.
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I can't with one right now.
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I don't even know what it's called APT it pisses me off
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It literally, I can't hear it.
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I, I would rather listen to myself talk.
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I'd rather get a fucking knife and put it in my ear
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Sorry, my gonna put on for the kid and I'm
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like, bro, come on.
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I love Bruno Mars,
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but like. That's see,
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I don't, yeah,
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you don't like Bruno.
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I think he's I don't,
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I think he's for my liking.
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I'm like me. Like,
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I catch a grenade for you.
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I'm like, dude,
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why would you do that?
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Like, why would you have to catch a grenade?
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What if we go to war we have to go to war
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and then he jumped,
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and you jump in front of a train for you.
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A lot of my,
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a lot of my song traumas from work because you know we're
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we're there for a shift and this shit is just beating
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us up and you just wanna go home and it's like,
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yo, this is like the 20th time.
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What was the other song by Drake?
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There was one that I just,
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it's good but I hate it because it was just nonstop when
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he first came out.
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This is like 90,
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what's the song where he gave out money for a music
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video, God's plan.
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I feel like they would play that in stores so that you
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could be like God's plan.
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I'm shocked. God be tonight lives in my head rent free
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I remember I saw a meme.
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Alex Warren said God's flam and the girl,
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they, they photoshopped like a flan on some good comments here
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Benson Boone,,
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side note, I don't think Benson Boone is a real person
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I just have a theory at an alien.
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No, I just feel like no Tampoco.
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I just feel like there's something unnatural happening where he's landing every
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flip. He's flipping too much and how is he not acting
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like the kid on CNN who.
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From the Savannah bananas where he flipped and he fully just how
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has that not happened to Benson Boone as soon as that happens
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I'll believe he's a real human.
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I mean, I wish him all love,
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but it's just a lot.
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wants to start fights with you.
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Anything by Shakira. He put JK though.
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just kidding. nuke on the way over there one dance.
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So say one dance.
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I need a one dance da da da you know what,
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I will and I will.
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I know there are some like heavy Queen fans dude.
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I, I, I dislike Bohemian Rhapsody.
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It's too theatrical for my liking.
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Hey, you know that when we went to,
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we went to San Diego,
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Joe put on in the car.
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I'm like, man,
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what are those white people shit?
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But anyway, I play a lot.
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Anyways, so like 10 minutes of some white people shit.
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There's this baby, bro.
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This is the oldest baby ever,
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bro. So like,
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yeah, so I feel like white people have kind of taken
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our tradition of like,
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you know how like.
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You have Theos that are older than you.
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Wait, that makes sense.
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No, no, no,
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no deals that are younger than you.
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No, no, no,
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I have Theos that are older.
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I have a, I have an aunt that's younger than me
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that's that's younger than me.
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He's like he was 13 and I was like 20.
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I'm like, Yo,
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what the fuck? It's like Grandma got busy.
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I don't know grandpa's still shooting him.
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There's some weird shit going on here,
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but look, so it seems that white people have to.
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To our tradition of having uncles and aunts that are younger than
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us because Daddy is Daniel Pierce was born July 26,
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2025 in Ohio, but he's,
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it's from an embryo that had been frozen for over 30 years
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Damn, so homeboy's chilling,
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so he's like 30 then,
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yeah bro, he's almost older than us,
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but this baby again so wise.
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He's so wise for his age.
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That's great, but like I don't know.
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I feel like he's gonna be kind of salty and grows up
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like, hey, so like what's the actual wage then?
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Like I could have been born like.
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No, I think it's the could have been like,
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yo, you missed that shit,
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brother. You could have been born in '94,
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but you were born in 2005.
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He missed out on what the T-Mobile sidekick missed out.
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Now on GameCube freaking Redbox64 original 4 local flavor the the OG
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he's been on standby but like bro,
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it's like the Titanic lady,
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it's been 4 years.
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I mean, not only that,
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it's like bro,,
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no, I mean he couldn't afford a house back then.
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It's like, hey,
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welcome. Like the housing shit is still cut off.
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It's still messed up.
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It's back, guys.
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I'm sorry. Apologies.
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Well, the good thing is like in '94 or that's good
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or being born now,
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we still can't afford cribs,
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bro. So that is,
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yeah, man, flag that sorry,
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but yeah,,
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what Monday? I don't get it.
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I, I, I'm not comprehending how is he 30 years
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old? It does well,
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what's the math here?
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He's still a baby,
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right? He's still a baby,
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but I guess like if you wanna get technical,
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it's like, yo,
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homeboys like. He could have been,
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he's like I could've been born 30 years ago but he's just
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been like they put him on pause like please wait.
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But this this is this is crazy because I feel like billionaires
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will do shit like this like imagine Elon Junior in 20
09:04
75 because now it's like so I don't,
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I could see celebrities just like yeah hold that make them we're
09:10
gonna drop Elon 3 in 192089 like get ready we're dropping
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Elon every decade. I don't know,
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man. No audio comment again.
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We're good, OK,
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so yeah,
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apparently the embryo was the way this is written is funny.
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The the embryo was originally created by Linda Archer who,
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donated it after decades in storage.
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So again, homeboy's been chilling.
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That's decades in storage,
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not even in the lab.
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What do you mean?
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I thought embryos. Like had to be refrigerated,
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you know, with the doctor you can so I could take
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my embryo out right now and save it for when I find
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the one, or I guess yeah it's like you know what
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I'm, I'm not financially stable.
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I'm not ready yet.
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I don't wanna have a family and like I'll hold him off
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for him now. I look at them like like sneaker drops
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like I'm dropping him.
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Like 20 years, well,
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someone said, yo,
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he came just in time for GTA 6.
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So isn't it coming out this year,
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next year supposedly yeah but they keep pushing it back.
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I honestly think the world will implode before GTA 6 because too
10:24
much has happened before we just the list keeps going on,
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but hopefully we see it.
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Maybe this baby knows something,
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but, yeah,
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I have something. What do you have?
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oh, I feel it coming.at the heat of the mic
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OK. Random dildo throwers,
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you are our pendejos of the week.
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I said what I said.
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There's a very weird trend happening at WNBA games right now.
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Do you guys know?
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Well, I'll tell you guys.
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People are throwing dildos on the court.
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What? Yeah, just tossing them,
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tossing them like beach balls.
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Oh my goodness. Whoa,
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whoa, how are you how are you sneaking those in?
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Oh. Take the evidence.
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Well guys, it all started July twenty-ninth during a game in
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Atlanta that's when the first rubber rocket hit the.
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Mhm yo. Huh,
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can we see the OG rocket is damn yo,
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that's yo that hits you,
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that's gonna understand how this made it through security.
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I know how I know how I know how.
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I hope it's brand new to be honest.
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I hope it's brand new.
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Someone said, bro,
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I please stop wasting dildos like that.
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Send them to me instead.
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Someone said, hey yo,
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put a bed in for like you said earlier,
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put in the bed for the next colors.
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Dennis, that's great.
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Oh my God, yo,
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y'all like the this is not the only attack though you're saying
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right? On August 1st it happened again in Chicago that's
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there you go. Very Got a whistle away from the basketball
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The camera zoom in,
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yo, the camera zoom in.
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The kicking it out.
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Some somebody's going on tour with it.
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So guys, that's when the players started speaking out,
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including Sophie Cunningham. Stop throwing dildos on the court.
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You're going to get one of us hurt.
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32 million views, and that's true.
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They're running up and down.
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You imagine getting able to the wind or no you trip on
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it, yeah, it was like like what ended your season
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I tripped on a dildo.
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So someone targeted Sophie with the green dildo.
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That's why. What does that mean?
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Well, like they,
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they threw like they went,
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they went for her coordinated like straight like rocket launch straight,
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but you know what.
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That's something just came onto the floor.
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Yeah. She kicked the shit out of you know what these
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are the toss of the dildos.
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No, but I just think you know people are doing but
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right now, like think about it like this is the 3rd
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time if I work in security,
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imagine that debrief before working a game like yo bro,
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they sneaking these shits and we need to find them like.
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Read them. I'm doing a cavity,
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yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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I'm like call and jump up and down before you come in
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Like we need to make sure you're not these comments.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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It's like in the sport in the making,
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you know, it's like dodgeball with bro,
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and not for nothing,
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yo, they don't,
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they don't look cheap.
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Like whoever is dropping them,
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those look like they're like $40.
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Don't ask me how I know,
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but it looks like they're like $40 to $50.
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How do you know?
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What what was that hot topic?
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Oh, Spencer's, that was back and I just go back
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to the straight room and be like,
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Mama, let me show you this,
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this funny part of the store,
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whoever I'd be with and be like,
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and then, you know,
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whatever,, it was a joke,
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but yeah, they're dropping bread throwing these dildos around.
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Oh my God, these comments keep rolling.
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You guys are too funny,
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man. They hilarious to the face,
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but yeah,,
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so that same night I'm not done.
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Oh, there's more there's more.
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That same night someone in New York tried to chuck a dildo
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onto the court during a liberty game so this is this is
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an ongoing thing they missed,
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but the toy almost hit a kid.
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Damn, yeah, they almost hit a kid.
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Like it, it's crazy because it's like children also go to
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you were I kill somebody.
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I mean the fact that these are all women being harassed by
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dildos being thrown at them.
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Well, they're just trying to do their jobs.
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It's like, I mean,
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it's funny, but still there is kind of like a really
15:18
let's start throwing vibrators at men or whatever.
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What's the what's the equivalent of us like what what would they
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do to our games?
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They didn't sell beers.
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Equivalent to this. A little pocket vagina.
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I don't know I don't know if I,
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yeah, there you go.
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So, so far there's been no suspects,
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like they haven't ID'd anyone for this,
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but then the next line on these recent silicone strikes
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But a 23 year old man named Gilbert Carver was arrested
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for the first Atlanta throw,
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so I don't know if this is the man traveling around,
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you know, or if this man was like,
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you know what, this inspires me,
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you get me? It's kind of like serial killers,
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like a copycat, like,
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yeah,, but to the rest of you dildo bombers
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you will face consequences.
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Keep your toys at home and stop interrupting the game.
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Seriously, like this like come on now,
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you know, why is it only on the East Coast though
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There's a dildo telegram chat sending these sending these hits out
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yeah, because nothing in LA,
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right? No, we haven't been not yet,
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not yet, not yet.
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I mean, you said Atlanta,
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New York, New York,
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and then,,
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Chicago Chicago, yes.
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Oh listen, this is a crazy promo if you imagine the
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brand comes out like,
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hey, it's us.
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It's actually him like Adam and Eve,
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Adam and Eve yeah dildo dildo mafia y'all are our pendejo of
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the week. That's all I have to say and that is
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how I'm closing this.
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Yeah. All right.
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Well, speaking of investigating stuff,
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our own Dominican man hit up the Tesla diner here in LA
17:15
to see what the hell is going on with those robots and
17:17
Elon. Let's check it out.
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What's up guys? I'm here at the Tesla Diner.
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I'm about to check out if it's mid or not.
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I don't even own a Tesla.
17:25
Came here in my Honda.
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Hi, little futuristic vibes.
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Tes Tesla burger. I'm gonna rip some fries.
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I don't see a lot of robots.
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They look like the,
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the TSA thing that they scan us.
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Yo, the burger comes in a little cyber,
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a cyber truck. Kind of just like do it together,
17:44
honestly. Mid riser mid go on work around.
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I don't know. It's just crazy that Elon was talking all
17:55
that shit. Look at his kitchen.
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Latino ran this did not charge me up.
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Don't come here $20 on the hole.
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I play, I see you The skyad is pretty lit,
18:12
but if you live over here in that,
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in that building, can't even clap cheeks anymore,
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bro, because you got this big ass screen over here.
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That's crazy, bro.
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Yo, so apparently the robot called out today.
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I gotta come at the end of the month to catch him
18:25
Shit just open,
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by the way. How you calling out of work already?
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Like, yeah, they're replacing our jobs,
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but motherfuckers ain't even showing up.
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Low key wanna check the bathrooms out,
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yo, so the bathroom is pretty lit.
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Bro, you you in amongst the stars,
18:39
you feel me? All right,
18:40
time to get a business.
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Yo, you're gonna need the plumber box to go fix what
18:47
I did in there.
18:49
Yo guys, I just wrapped up at the Tesla Diner.
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This ain't cutting it.
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I'm about to go get some real food.
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Well, there you have it.
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That's the Tesla Diner in LA.
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I kinda wanna go for traffic myself.
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I wanna see the robots on the weekend,
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bro. I pulled up like to see the main guy to
19:09
meet him. No travajado took the day off,
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the robot. I'm like,
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What you mean he took the day off?
19:15
Like he's only here weekends.
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The lady that the lady that works next to the popcorn machine
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I'm like, Go get his ass.
19:21
He's downstairs. Go get him.
19:22
Like what's going on?
19:23
No, he's only here the weekends,
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What else?
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Yeah,, it was,
19:28
it was fun, but the food was mid,
19:31
and I had to go to shout out to Juanita's kitchen,
19:34
right? Liam? Juanita's kitchen held it down,
19:36
got 3 carne asada tacos,
19:38
fixed, fixed up that lunch date.
19:41
But yeah, about the movie,
19:43
do they just put a random movie on or how does that
19:45
work? I think there's some movies in rotation,
19:47
but I forgot what was playing when I was there,
19:49
but. It was made.
19:50
Like I'm not gonna sit here and watch this movie,
19:52
dude. I'd be if I was living in those apartments and
19:55
they cover block my like that with the movie and I see
19:58
like dude, I'd be pissed.
19:59
I'd be like, well,
20:00
not only that, like you can't charge me 4K now if
20:03
this shit is blocking.
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I don't even have access to a like my rent better be
20:06
like 1200 like because you know Tesla's paying that building to have
20:10
that up no more like.
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That's crazy but yeah I've been driving past it for like since
20:16
it opened and I'm like I don't see the hype and yeah
20:19
you guys aren't missing any out on anything.
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It doesn't feel it's supposed to be futuristic it just feels whatever
20:25
It feels like you're going on the ride at the Disneyland
20:28
the the Star Wars.
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I was saying I just don't wanna do this look,
20:32
oh wait, no,
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it's, it's, it's an echo,
20:34
my bad, just kidding.
20:35
No, because dude,
20:36
imagine living there and you hear this shit every like 10 seconds
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Oh I know what that is.
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I know what that is.
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Fucking hard drive of your your shit,
21:04
your shit does it too.
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It's a little angel.
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I know the parking lot and the apartments is like.
21:07
Oh my God, it's true.
21:11
That's messed up. That's mess that's like the waymos when they're
21:15
trying to, when they're trying to park and they're honking,
21:17
you know, like remember that that where people were living?
21:20
They were going crazy.
21:20
They all went back to the thing and they were all going
21:22
bananas. It's here.
21:24
It's crazy. OK,
21:27
anyways, that was alright,
21:28
thank you. I was,
21:29
I was like let me look for the YouTube video.
21:31
anyways,,
21:32
so yeah, that's crazy.
21:34
You know what else is crazy in a good way,
21:37
Shakira. And you were there,
21:39
dude. Yes, Jenny was 22 nights in a I did
21:42
2 nights in a row.
21:43
First of all, are you guys Shakira fans?
21:45
Are you guys Shakira fans?
21:46
There's not a wrong answer here.
21:48
I wanted to go,
21:50
but I wanna go to Fresno.
21:52
She's in Fresno. She's in Fresno.
21:54
She's off to Fresno and then guess what her next stop is
21:58
What Tijuana. They're off at Tijuana TJ Shakira TJ can
22:02
homegirl stop for Baja?
22:05
Who knows, she might,
22:06
she might.,
22:08
our favorite, my favorite,
22:09
actually I can't say that.
22:10
I can't say that.
22:11
I didn't never said that.
22:12
She's one of my favorites and I love my family and so
22:17
I love family's watching right now,
22:18
so I love you all.
22:19
I will say Shakira walked so Carol you could run.
22:24
Oh absolutely, absolutely.
22:26
Shakira walked so many could run,
22:30
I know you like Why is being involved right now
22:32
You know what?
22:33
You know what that brings up a great point because cheaters,
22:36
they, they can't help but ruin,
22:38
ruin experiences, ruin relationships,
22:41
ruin lives, and you brought up a cheater Away last night
22:45
and the night before.
22:46
I, I was just looking at the goddess in front of
22:49
me just radiating this beautiful energy and.
22:52
I couldn't help but be angry on her behalf how and why
22:58
for what did PK cheat on Shakira for?
23:02
I think it's it was uncalled for.
23:03
It's disrespectful and I really don't trust any sort of man right
23:07
now because of that.
23:08
Like how, how can Shakira being Shakira,
23:11
being the woman that she is the goddess,
23:13
I mean literally just like.
23:15
Gorgeous, and you know how guys say,
23:17
no, I like it.
23:17
I like her for her personality.
23:18
I know how you guys think.
23:20
I know you guys are attracted to the physical before the actual
23:22
personality., you look at Shakira just for that,
23:25
the way she moves,
23:26
the way she flows,
23:27
that should be more than enough.
23:29
And then the person she is,
23:30
and he still had the audacity to have two kids with her
23:33
cheat on her and have the girl eat the jam for
23:37
the fridge. I still am mad.
23:39
I really am, yeah,
23:40
dude, it's like dude I was watching her.
23:42
I was like damn.
23:43
Like, like how do you fumble that?
23:46
Like how do you,
23:47
how do you, that's just insane to me.
23:49
I think you said that someone had a peque jersey at the
23:51
show because I feel like people would do that just to like
23:53
really. And this is why you should leave men at home
23:56
sometimes like really take your girlfriend instead.
23:59
A girl went with her man and he was wearing a Pique
24:03
jersey and he had a little Pique sign on your phone.
24:06
Get out. That's very picky.
24:08
That's very picky. Like if that ain't pick me,
24:12
like there's no more than that.
24:14
The the fact that the girl was like,
24:15
yeah. Take my man like oh babe,
24:17
you're so funny he's a toxic,
24:19
but she likes it apparently like I mean that's crazy.
24:22
How are you gonna wear another cheaters jersey girl like I feel
24:24
weird, you know,
24:28
Shakira's 10 years older than him.
24:29
Yeah, no, I just saw that right now she's 10
24:31
years older than him.
24:31
They share the same birthday.
24:33
What? Yeah, February 2nd,
24:36
all to say,
24:37
I just, if Shakira,
24:40
Beyonce, the queens can be cheated on.
24:44
They cheat on Beyonce,
24:46
Jay Z, yeah,
24:46
that's why he got beat up in the elevator.
24:49
Oh, that's why,
24:50
yeah. They are.
24:52
They worked things out.
24:55
That's why the audio of that elevator,
24:56
if it's one place I wanna get teleported to.
24:59
It's that's that elevator beat down just a little bit.
25:03
Just let me chill there.
25:04
I wouldn't even tell anybody.
25:05
I just need to know what was said.
25:07
I love to be a fly on the wall literally in there
25:10
in there. I wanna be in there like just elevator
25:13
I wouldn't even tell anybody what I heard to keep it to
25:15
myself. I don't think you wanna keep it to yourself.
25:18
I don't know straight to lipstick alley.
25:23
Cavino said,
25:24
bro, it's been years already.
25:25
Pique looks more happy now and Shakira is doing big bag drop
25:29
the ball. True,
25:33
she cheat on that's what he,
25:34
he cheated, yeah,
25:34
and you know what,
25:35
he's not happy. Irana supposedly allegedly,
25:39
allegedly, allegedly this is what I heard on Gordo de la
25:42
Flanca. So it's a very allegedly pero que queque with his
25:47
business or something, but a cheater,
25:50
it could even cheat in his in his other stuff.
25:53
I mean tambien allegedly listen,
25:59
Shakira says it very well las mujereiano and Jordan las mujeres facturan
26:05
So men, they're gonna keep doing their men things like
26:08
you guys, it's in your nature apparently,
26:11
I prove me wrong.
26:12
But you know what advocate,
26:13
didn't she do like a,
26:14
didn't she do she she is guilty of tax evasion.
26:18
I mean it's allegedly,
26:25
I don't know mujeres and you know who didn't pay child support
26:27
you know who refused to pay the nanny who and who
26:30
it corresponded to Pique and there's a song about it.
26:35
The song with Fuerza Reida.
26:36
The nanny helped write that song,
26:38
Lily Melgar. I'm just saying,
26:41
but she's a she-wolf.
26:42
She took care of her pack and looked at her and you
26:45
know I don't blame her for the whole tax evasion stuff.
26:48
It was in Spain.
26:52
Look, sometimes I support I support women's rights,
26:54
but I support women's wrongs sometimes,
26:57
and we don't know the context of what happened.
27:00
We don't know the context and in addition,
27:02
sometimes you as a mother,
27:04
as a woman, do things to defend the man in your
27:07
life, and they don't make sense.
27:09
I think it was Pique committing tax evasion.
27:12
00 allegedly. Oh sorry,
27:17
my, my, my vaso,
27:18
I got so like crazy like that was a statement.
27:21
I I'm just saying sometimes guys get insecure when the woman's making
27:27
more and they do things and then she's like,
27:30
OK, let me help here and there,
27:31
huh. Shit, I would have been on my best behavior
27:33
if I would have had Shakira.
27:35
I mean it'd be like that,
27:36
you know, they feel like they're lying for you and then
27:38
they'd be like, oh no,
27:39
like I really I really would for her,
27:41
yeah, I would.
27:42
Shakira is. And she's still fine to this day.
27:45
She's gorgeous inside and out.
27:47
She looks just mm yeah.
27:51
You know what else is great or not great?
27:54
That was a bad segue.
27:57
scams, dude,
28:00
but you know, so Bad Bunny has shows,
28:03
but let me tell you,
28:03
so there's some nightmare stories coming out of the Bad Bunny concert
28:10
in PR, guys.
28:11
I've been seeing the TikToks.
28:12
Everyone's excited to go,
28:13
dude,, like the FOMO is real like it looks
28:16
so lit, but you know the scammers waste no time and
28:20
jumped on those tickets catching people vulnerable when.
28:24
They just trying to.
28:26
They're just trying to have a good time sing along to some
28:30
bad bunny tranquilo throw some ass around.
28:33
Can't even throw ass around in peace no more.
28:35
You crazy. So dude,
28:37
imagine, look, imagine booking a whole trip to PR or
28:40
you got your tickets to see Bad Bunny.
28:43
You know, oh my God,
28:44
I'm so excited doing little TikToks here and then all of a
28:48
sudden you get to the,
28:50
you get to the where the arena where it's at and they
28:53
say your tickets are not real like they're fake crash out.
28:58
What do you do?
28:59
I cry. I don't even know what to do.
29:01
So multiple people have reported being denied entry to concerts in Puerto
29:06
Rico after purchasing tickets through resale platforms like StubHub and Vivid seats
29:12
Vivid Seats, so.
29:14
Nothing beats the check to holiday and right now you can save
29:19
£50 per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family.
29:23
The positive, I mean there's no positives to this,
29:25
but hey at least you're still in Puerto Rico you know holidays
29:29
I crash out bad dude imagine you you flew there you
29:32
got the place you're so excited and you see people going in
29:36
it's just you got your fit you got your fit ready you
29:39
got the cameras all your friends know you're gonna be there tonight
29:44
The like yo and then after waiting in line and reaching
29:47
the gate, you know,
29:48
your tickets are rejected by scanners.
29:52
No, I lose my shit.
29:53
So they're saying that this is often due to being duplicate or
29:56
resold multiple times. Which I didn't know you can even do
30:00
Yeah, same.
30:00
I thought like you transfer once and kind of like I thought
30:03
if you get tickets on StubHub or Vivid Seats that it's like
30:05
OK, I for sure have tickets like like it's like
30:08
a for sure thing.
30:10
No, not well,
30:11
yeah, but with me with StubHub one time I like I
30:14
got tickets for a Dodger game and then they just moved me
30:17
and I'm like, yo,
30:18
like is this the same like I don't know if it was
30:21
like apples to apple in terms of the seat like price,
30:23
but I'm like I paid for this seat and you guys moved
30:26
me to like a different part of that section.
30:28
So what the fuck?
30:29
That's crazy. Well,
30:31
the venue staff,,
30:33
seem to be aware of the issue and typically,
30:36
direct people to contact StubHubb for a refund,
30:39
but it's still, it's like you're there and you're like,
30:43
well I already paid to be here and all this for what
30:46
to be outside and not see.
30:49
The whole experience has gone down so they're they're apparently like.
30:54
Refunding the tickets quickly,
30:56
but the experience is still frustrating,
30:59
especially for those who traveled far,
31:01
which is many. No yeah I mean like the venue can't
31:04
do much it's all StubHub and because they can't see the people
31:07
it's not like they could be like oh well you know what
31:09
guys? I know like.
31:11
Well, is there any like artists that actually like kind of
31:13
tie their their their tickets to a specific person they can't transfer
31:16
it or no? is that a thing in 2025?
31:18
I think there is.
31:20
It's like one transfer only or you can't.
31:22
It has to be this one.
31:23
Have you seen the new Q articles that has like a thing
31:25
moving? Yeah, yeah,
31:26
yo, I like that too,
31:28
but it's like you can't share that.
31:30
Like it has like a little thing moving around on it and
31:32
it's like what whatever phone it went on,
31:35
I que though like you wanna sell your ticket,
31:37
you gotta send the phone,
31:38
you know, and that little scanner thing,
31:43
but I'm I'm saying like like if you own this ticket,
31:46
like you're stuck with it.
31:48
You can't transfer to anybody unless you're there with them and you
31:50
scan them in like is there tickets like that?
31:53
I don't, I don't know.
31:54
I mean they they should.
31:56
Yeah, unless you really can't go to something you need to
31:59
sell it but honestly I think they need to you can only
32:01
sell it back to them that's that's that's what it should be
32:04
You can only sell it back to them like you can't
32:05
third party it and finesse people.
32:08
Well, there's that so hoping that that that stops you know
32:13
Well this is kind of crazy.
32:14
This is a crazy story,
32:15
guys., I've been seeing this breast milk truck on
32:17
Twitter for like the last week and I'm like,
32:20
yo, who's doing this?
32:21
Who's pumping? Who's exactly who's pumping that much milk but no
32:25
breast milk. I have,
32:27
I have, I have,
32:28
I have, I have,
32:29
but like it doesn't taste,
32:30
it tastes like a sweet,
32:32
go ahead sorry.
32:34
I'm, I've tried it too.
32:35
It does taste I have when I was a baby,
32:36
but I remember my friend was pumping one time and whatever got
32:40
on my hand. I was like,
32:41
oh my gosh, she's like try it.
32:42
I was like, OK,
32:44
so Frieda and Oddfellows ice cream created a breast milk
32:47
inspired ice cream to help promote breastfeeding awareness and Frida's new breast
32:52
pump. So it's inspired,
32:56
but you know people don't know that and they.
32:57
See it like me on Twitter I'm like wait,
32:59
the truck says breast milk like how who's pumping all this milk
33:04
so the milk,
33:04
the ice cream does not contain real human breast milk
33:07
I know there's people tired about that.
33:09
It uses,,
33:10
can't say that word or the other one and mimics breast milk
33:13
flavor with ingredients like honey,
33:15
caramel, and salt.
33:18
it includes nutrients found in breast milk such as omega
33:21
threes, calcium, and vitamins,
33:23
so I guess they got the taste down to a pact when
33:26
you try it and only real best breast feeder,
33:29
eaters can.
33:31
Like who's gonna tell the difference though you could tell me regular
33:33
ice cream. Hey,
33:34
this is breast milk.
33:35
I'm not gonna. I don't think so they put like all
33:38
that the caramel honey salt.
33:41
Look, the flavors described as creamy,
33:43
slightly salty and sweet.
33:46
It launched on August 5th,
33:47
2025 during National Breastfeeding Awareness Month.
33:51
Yes, I said it it sounds good.
33:52
It does sound good,
33:53
honestly,, the other a couple times,
33:55
no, I'm not gonna say it there,
33:57
but yeah,
33:57
breast milk tastes pretty interesting.
33:59
It tastes like oat milk,
33:59
a little sweet, and yeah,
34:02
Alejandro like it tastes good.
34:04
Yeah bro, sometimes that's why you see them kids that are
34:08
like 5 years old todavia chuppando,
34:11
you know, like yo,
34:12
get him off the tip,
34:14
get him off the tip.
34:15
He's like walking around and he uses the bathroom stop like conversation
34:17
I was living and just with my friend and her daughter
34:22
just comes and yeah just hooks up like a Tesla,
34:25
right, like it's like a like with the sound.
34:30
He's gonna kill me.
34:31
I saw him like look up by all scared.
34:35
The baby just pulls up.
34:36
He's like. Oh no.
34:41
But no, I've seen kids like where they literally just lift
34:43
up the mom's shirt I'm like what the yeah,
34:46
but they're sitting down there if you know what I mean.
34:49
It's like pops a tit,
34:50
exactly, yeah, bro,
34:52
hooked up like a Tesla.
34:54
That's a good one,
34:55
bro. Oh, yeah,
34:56
I mean if we,
34:57
if I buy a bucket,
34:58
we guys, you guys gonna try it?
34:59
I'm what it has a calcium,
35:02
vitamins, some kids to do reviews.
35:06
I don't know if I would try breast milk right now at
35:08
this age. I don't know,
35:10
but nothing, it's,
35:11
you know. That,
35:12
but I'm just saying I'm like if I get inspired.
35:15
Would you try it like oh,
35:17
breast milk, breast milk.
35:18
Oh, I don't know he was in the freezer.
35:23
It lasts for 636 months,
35:24
right? A year?
35:25
I don't know, but titty milk,
35:26
bro, there you go,
35:27
titty milk ice cream.
35:28
Alright,, is that all the stories for today?
35:32
Yeah, alright y'all,
35:33
well that's,,
35:34
this week's show. Thank you guys for tuning in.
35:38
Is it the Me Too Daily.
35:39
I'm Jenny. I'm Alejandro.
35:42
Take care, Chad.
35:43
She's in the corner signing off and yeah,
35:45
have a great weekend.
35:46
If you guys see Jenny Baja,
35:47
say what's up. If you see Daniella at a Shakira concert
35:50
sometime soon, say what's up.
35:51
If you see Gina at the Tesla diner,
35:53
say poop, and if you see me at the LFC game
35:56
I don't know,
35:56
buy me a beer.
35:58
Alright, later, bye.