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NYC Rats on the Pill

October 2, 2024
Operation Plan B is taking charge in New York with a birth control campaign aimed at reducing the rat population.
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New York's public enemy.
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Number one is about to meet its match.
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You talking about Eric Adams?
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Really? No, but yeah,
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that too is talking about it's infamous rat problem.
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This is true. Oh,
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you lived over there?
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Yeah, brother, they're huge.
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Like, yeah, they're like the size of Charles.
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Damn. All right.
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Well, it's gonna be crazy because under a plan approved by
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the cities council contraceptive pellets we placed in special rat accessible traps
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They're giving the rats plan B Yeah,
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man to CBS or nothing.
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There's going these little,
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you know, they get their Rx and they on.
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Oh my God. So starting next year the creatures will eat
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their way to a lower birth rate they put in the cheese
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or how does it work?
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I don't know. But apparently the city plants have delivered a
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sweet tasting birth control using special containers.
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Furthermore, the contraceptive is reportedly not harmful to other animals.
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So you're telling me rats in NYC will get universal birth control
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before women do. That's America baby.
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You, you, yeah.