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Mariah Carey is Defrosting

December 4, 2024
This is your warning: The Mariah Carey defrosting process has officially begun.
Show transcript
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It's t that was good.
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It's about that time of year when the queen of Christmas starts
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defrosting and cashing out.
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I love how Mariah lets us know.
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It's about that time of the year.
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Oh Yeah, for real.
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And she literally has an infinite money glitch with her all I
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want for Christmas Banger.
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Like imagine every December 1st you go into the year knowing they're
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gonna make a guaranteed maybe what?
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Like three mil without even lifting a finger.
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Like you don't gotta do any promo like that.
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Like you just, you just know that's too much.
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She makes off that song like every year like 2.5 to 3
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mil. That's like average even over a mil.
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I'm like, yo,
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I'm chilling like this song is old like every year I wouldn't
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do shit with my life.
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I wouldn't, I mean,
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I do things just because I want to do them,
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but I wouldn't feel the need to struggle,
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you know, I'm sure she's fine.
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Yeah, we just need one song,
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brother, just one,
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just one song like to like just,
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you know, be a banger,
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be on heavy rotation and we're set for life like Maria.
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But you know who,
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who else has a Christmas pop?
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My boy Jose Feliciano,
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bro. Come on that song literally has two words.
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That no, no,
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no. I wanna wish you Christmas 19 words on the bottom
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of my heart. It's such an easy song.
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That's all we need.
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19 words. Damn,
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brother. We gotta lock in and make something that will pay
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off in 50 years.
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You know what sister?
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I think I'm good.
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Hm. Because I got Izzy,
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bro, she didn't take care of my old ass,
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you know, like right now she's a baby but she's gonna
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learn and adult eventually and then I always started LALI and I'm
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gonna be old and circle of life.
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Damn. I got to make me one of those and collect
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