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Welcome back to Me through Daily.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro,
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and it's the final day of January,
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AKA the longest month in history.
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I'm tired of this freaking moment.
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It's been dragging. Anyways,
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sorry. Let's get into the news.
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So a Texas substitute teacher has asked for ICE to come to
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their school or students who don't even speak English.
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he said, I have many students who don't even speak English
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and they are in the 10th slash 11th grade.
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They have to communicate through their iPhone translator with me.
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The US Department of Education should totally overhaul our school system in
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so speaking another language equals to being illegal?
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According to this guy,
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her girl, I don't know.
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Maybe he's one of those teachers that have like that stinky hot
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and the kids like have code names for him like in Spanish
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regardless of the bad breath or not,
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like regardless of your political views,
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no teachers ever make a public request for deportation.
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Like you're there to teach.
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These are children, these are kids.
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What the fuck? But the school district has launched an investigation
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into the comment and the teacher has been put on leave.
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some people should not be teachers,
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I feel. And the crazy part is I heard it was
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a substitute teacher. So,
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but homeboys not even there full time like with these students like
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He just came in and was like,
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Like, what the Honestly,
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if I was their real teacher,
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I'd be pissed knowing that this substitute teacher came in and started
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like disturbing the peace,
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especially. Grow bond with those kids,
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you know what I mean?
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I know I'd grow bond with with them if I was their
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teacher and like dude I'd be pissed.
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Texas be Texas. I also heard he got doxed.
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the story is still developing,
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so,, as more updates come out,
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we'll be sure to keep you posted.
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Imagine getting the key to the city for an hour.
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The things I would do in that hour,
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brother. I'm just saying.
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Like what? Let's just say all parking tickets would be misplaced
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That would help out a lot of people in the studio
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I know a few in there that came out with our
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CVS receipt. Anyways,
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so I don't know if you've heard,
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the 20 year old influencer,
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briefly became the mayor of Lima,
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Peru during South American run,
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bro. Like he's been everywhere.
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He's been in Colombia,
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Argentina, Bolivia, Chile,
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and he arrived in Peru on Monday,
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attracting huge crowds of fans,
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That's a. People on Monday,
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brother. That's a lot of people.
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That doesn't anyone have a job?
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Bro, like, they just,
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they don't want to play hooky,
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That's true. It is Latin America too,
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like they're they're super about like living life to the fullest,
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And while he was there,
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he tried some Peruvian foods,
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which I've heard is buzzing.
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but Peruvian ceviche, fried cui,
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No, I haven't had it as a pet.
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Oh, I'm giving it a try.
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I mean, like people eat frog legs and stuff like that
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I don't even know it makes it makes noises too.
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yeah, so guinea pig,
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which buzzing, and the,
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it's a thick, thick cookie like kind.
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Like stacked in like different layers like fruits and like jelly and
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stuff like that. It looks good and I mean it was
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called King Kong because of the the monster King Kong.
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It's like big damn if it's big I guess King Kong is
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He was thick, so I guess that makes sense.
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But so I've seen Speed all over that time,
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but I haven't seen him go to Mexico yet.
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Like if he went to Mexico and I'm,
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I'm pretty sure he might eventually end up there.
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What do you think he should do?
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Definitely visit the Mayan ruins.
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The Mayan ruins, the Chichen Itza,
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you gotta go to Hong Kong,
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look, is all the content around it,
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it's just go, right?
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You're, you're a legal age.
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18 is adult status there.
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We'll get a couple of drinks.
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How do you know about this?
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That's our time. Well,
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I've been to Tijuana as an 18 year old.
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Anyways,, so it was amazing,
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if you go to Mexico,
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take our res, let us know what you think,
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we can't wait to see the video.
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Donald Trump's first week as president has been as long as his
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criminal record. It's been exhausting,
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but let's break down what's happened so far.
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Let's Trump has ordered the opening of a migrant detention center at
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Guantanamo Bay to house 30,000 migrants.
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He even said some of them are so bad we don't even
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trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming
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back. Wells Dixon of the Center for Constitutional Rights.
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That this initiative costs billions if not trillions of dollars.
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He also pointed out that every time an airplane lands at Guantanamo
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it costs over $100,000.
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Additionally, at a press briefing,
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the Trump administration went as far as to declare that all immigrants
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are criminals. If you are an individual,
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a foreign national who illegally enters the United States of America,
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you are by definition a criminal,
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and so therefore you are subject to deportation.
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I got really scared.
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Yeah. This statement came right before Trump passed the Lake and
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Riley Act, which mandates the detention of undocumented immigrants accused of
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crimes such as theft,
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burglary, assaulting a law enforcement officer,
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or any offense causing.
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Death or serious injury.
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The law is named after a Georgia nursing student who was tragically
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killed. This law actively demonizes the immigrant community and allows authorities
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to detain anyone accused of shoplifting without bail or a bond hearing
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Accused. Welcome to week one and we're just getting started
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Another major shift with President Trump's executive order aiming to end
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birthright citizenship in the United States,
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directly challenging the 14th Amendment in the United States Constitution.
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The move has sparked legal battles with 22 Democratic-led states filing lawsuits
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A federal judge in Seattle called the order blatantly unconstitutional,
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temporarily halting it for now.
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Let's not forget his first act as president with an executive order
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that was signed to officially recognize only two genders,
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male and female, across all federal agencies.
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This order also mandates the dismantling of diversity,
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equity and inclusion programs within the federal government.
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This plays into. The tragedy at Reagan Airport,
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where a US Army Black Hawk helicopter collided with an American Airlines
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regional jet, resulting in 64 lives lost.
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While experts cautioned against premature conclusions,
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President Trump placed the blame squarely on DEI.
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President, you have today blamed the diversity elements but
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then told us that you weren't sure that the controllers made any
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That's why I'm trying to figure out how you can come
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to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with
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this crash because they have common sense.
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just days before this tragedy unfolded before our eyes,
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Trump had fired key several figures within TSA,
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the Coast Guard, and the Aviation Advisory Committee.
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They received a memo that this was a commitment to eliminating the
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misuse of resources, which is now raising serious questions about leadership
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accountability, and safe.
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So welcome to episode 1 of Trump season 2.
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If you're feeling pissed,
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be outspoken. Now is not the time to stay quiet.
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Yeah, prank calls have even shut down the ice hotline,
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so there are ways to get crafty.
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Use your voice, mi gente.
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Stay crafty, stay creative,
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but please stay safe and protect your people.
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Protect our people. This has been La Vota.
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The moment we locked eyes.
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There was just a Spark.
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fam. We're here with Harvey Guille,
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Lucas Gage, and Megan Suri.
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You guys, congratulations on this thrilling film.
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It was a last for sure.
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It was a roller coaster.
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So since you guys had such good chemistry on set,
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you know, I'm sure you guys built that chemistry in real
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life, and I want to play a little.
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I love this. I love this.
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I have a little game for you guys,
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so I'm going to pass this over two truths and a lie
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Alrighty. you know spelled dandelion,
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Hold on, I'm looking it up.
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Oh, we were both wrong.
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Alright, are we ready to show these?
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I broke my foot at 8.
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I played competitive basketball.
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I almost got kicked out of school for cheating.
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You almost got kicked out of school for I don't think for
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one second. Y'all are wrong.
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I was studying in India and it's like a real deal there
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but I'd gone back to America for the summer and I
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didn't I didn't allowed to see here and I didn't do my
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homework. You get summer homework over there.
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so I came back and I was like the top student at
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the time, so I was like,
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oh no, I can't do this.
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I know, but the principal did love me and that's why
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it pays off to be a teacher's pet sometimes.
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Oh, I broke my foot at 8.
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I thought those were real because it kind of goes with playing
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basketball that's why. OK,
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I have had a Hunger Games tattoo on my calf.
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I had COVID 6 times and I'm allergic to dandelion.
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I don't know if you have a Hunger Games.
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I did have. I was like I got it.
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It's like a little bit there.
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I love that it's still there.
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I don't want to get rid of it because it's kind of
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I should have known when you asked me how to spell it
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That's right. Mines are,
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I lived in Japan for 13 months.
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Number 2, I swam with dolphins in Hawaii.
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And 3, I once found a dead body in my front
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yard. Number 3's a lot.
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I don't think you found a dead body.
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I think you found my body on the front yard after a
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night of hanging out,
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but that was. What's yours?
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I want to hope that it's not 3.
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I did not swim with dolphins guest.
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When I was in junior high,
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we heard screaming and it's like the front door,
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like her son and his girlfriend were like,
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you know, partiers and stuff.
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I think they like OD'd and so like the girlfriend was like
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banging on our door like,
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what? And I came out I was like,
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you know how the witch at the front of the the yard
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and we I looked over like,
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Oh my God, this guy and I know.
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So anyways, I did not swim with dolphins in Hawaii.
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Cheater finding like solving mysteries.
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Thank you guys so much for playing the game.
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You can keep on playing you guys.
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make sure you check out Companion out in theaters January 31st.
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welcome back to Mito Daily.
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It's time for one of my personal favorite segments,
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Chime for you. And today we have a very special guest
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Jasmine Ruiz. Thank you for Oh yeah,
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of course. Welcome back.
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Thank you for joining us,
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How you been? It's been quite the January.
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I'm hanging in there driving creatively,
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now Jasmine, our cheeseme is powered by Moment's Coffee.
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Jasmine, can you tell us a little bit about it?
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Yes, I have my cafecito right here.
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Moment's Coffee is a brand that I launched in November,
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so only a couple months ago,
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and it's really focused on sharing those special moments over a cup
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of cafecito, whether it is a business meeting or,
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you know, coffee with abuela on the couch after dinner.
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Or chisme bochinche like we are about to get into right now
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it's really coffee that's,
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you know, it's artisanal coffee.
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It's really delicious, very rich.
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It's the $8 cup of coffee,
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but like it's in your crib because you know we got coffee
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in the house. So that's what it is,
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and I hope you guys enjoy it today.
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I know I'm enjoying it and let's get into this cheeseme.
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Yes, I love that and we saw that you have.
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can you break them down for us,
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because I love, I love that you have different ones.
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OK, this is not the let's sip it slow morning.
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We have the afternoon revive.
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It's like a perfect pick me up if you're one of those
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and then we have the evening with abuela.
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And I just dropped a blonde rose because people were asking for
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it and it's called La Ruvia and that is,
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highly caffeinated blonde roast,
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and people love that.
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I'm more of a dark roast girly and while they are named
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you really can mix them up.
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OK, I don't follow the rules,
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so we, we mix it up whenever we like.
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Nice. And where can people get their hands on it?
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I always see we got the,
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you know, the exclusive plug right here,
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but where can anyone else get them?
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Yes, you could go to.
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Moments Coffee. That's the website.
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You can get it directly from there.
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I also have an Instagram moments.coffee.
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Oh. What do you think?
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Should we get some some cheese,
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man? Let's get into some cheese,
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man. I think it's it.
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It's time. All right.
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Who's going first? Is it,
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is this, I think you're going first,
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right? Am I going first?
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OK, I would love to go,
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girl. Girl, you won't believe this mess.
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So I just married my husband,
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right? Well, he has this very close cousin he works
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with, and guess what?
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That cousin's wife is creeping around with one of their longtime mutual
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friends. And when I say creeping,
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I mean full on secret rendezvous,
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stolen glances, undeniable tension,
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out because the guy straight up confessed to me once I gave
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him a ride. I was shook,
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but wait, it gets messier.
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My mother-in-law knows. I know every time there's a family party
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this dude magically shows up and he and the cousin's wife
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are all over each other,
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stealing looks, whispering,
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flirting like they on some forbidden novela and honey,
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New Year's. That's when it all went down.
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I legit caught them walking out of the family bathroom together.
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Like, sis, at a family party,
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the cousin's wife turned white as a ghost when she saw me
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and literally begged me not to say anything.
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Oh please, you can't tell anyone.
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All desperate and shaky and you know I had to hint at
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my husband about it later.
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don't you think it's kind of weird how certain people keep disappearing
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together? And this man,
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he just shrugs it off like I'm making things up.
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I swear I feel like I'm the only one clocking this mess
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it's gonna explode sooner or later.
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Mark my words. Damn,
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and she'll fly on the wall.
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She married Jay, I'm gonna,
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We all. I'm gonna step to that because at the family
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party I understand if you wanna be a sneaky nasty grimy cousin
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but to have the goal,
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the cojones to do it at the family party and then her
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husband is like, nah nah nah.
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Crazy, but what if he knows it's like bro code.
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Oh shoot. Oh hell no.
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I wanna know why the cousin hasn't noticed his wife missing.
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What if he's doing a little something on the back end.
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What, what if he's like,
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you know, let her do her thing because I'm doing my
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That's juicy. That is very juicy and the mother-in-law knows.
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Yeah the sue I know that's what's crazy too.
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I got cheese for you,
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Jasmine. Here we go.
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All right. So a few years ago,
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this girl at work was out here messaging a coworker's husband,
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claiming his wife was cheating on him.
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She made it this whole scandal,
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right? Acting like she was just looking out for him,
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but really she was just messy as hell.
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The wife almost lost her marriage over this nonsense,
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and the girl. She played innocent.
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Like she was just a concerned friend.
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We all know those concerned friends,
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jealous, home wreckers,
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I think but. That's it.
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Was she trying to break them up so that she could have
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them for herself? Like,
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what's the tea? Wait,
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wait, wait, hold on.
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So remember that girl who messaged a co-worker's husband claiming his wife
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karma came hard. Turns out she was the one creeping,
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but with their boss.
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Oh snaps. Let's take a sip.
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That's good. Oh man.
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Oh man, she was getting promotions,
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bonuses, and extra PTO while sneaking around with PTO.
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Oh my God. Everyone has suspicions,
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but she acted clueless,
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right? Then HR got a tip,
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probably from his actual life.
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Not the tip. My tip.
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OK. And an investigation started.
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She tried to deny it,
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but the receipts were too good.
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There was texts, emails,
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even security footage of them sneaking into his office after hours.
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Oh All right, so then she got fired on the spot
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and walked up by security and then the boss,
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he resigned to save face.
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But we all know what's up.
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Now she's posting. Now she's on IG posting strong woman quotes
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I feel like she's been through some deep shit and she's been
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growing and using this as a learning experience,
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I don't think she got betrayed.
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I think she just got caught.
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She just got caught.
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That work wife joke went a little too far there.
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She's trying to put the focus on someone else.
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And, and almost ruined a marriage in the process.
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Homewrecker. Also, how does she contact that person's husband?
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That's that's information. That's suspicious,
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but I will say I'm happy that they at least both got
19:42
fired and it wasn't like one and not the other because I
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feel like that happens.
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I feel like that happens and the minute she got fired on
19:48
spot, the first thing on my head was I hope he
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got. Yes, but it seems they allowed him to resign
19:55
in which maybe he gets,
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maybe he was old enough that he could just resign and be
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maybe he needs a new job.
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I don't know, but that's suspicious.
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And that's the cheese man.
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All of these are cheating related.
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Seriously, 2025, bro,
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what's going on? I don't know.
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That's like the bare minimum.
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Give me a little you know,
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Give me a juicy story about a good fight or something,
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That's what we need.
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Thank you guys for letting me listen to the cheese man and
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can you just plug the brand on your page as
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well before we let you go.
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NYC is where you can catch it on Instagram moments Coffee.
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is the website and you can follow me jasmine at the Jasmine
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Ruiz, and that's my Instagram.
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Thanks again for joining us and hopefully we see you in a
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few months again. We should do this regularly.
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Let's do it. Thanks Jasmine.
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