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I-Guey, We Don’t Want I-Robot

October 14, 2024
Elon Musk introduces the Tesla Optimus Robot, designed to ‘Be Your Friend.’ Someone call Will Smith.
Show transcript
00:00
A robot with arms and legs instead of a robot.
00:03
I feel we've seen this movie before.
00:05
Oh, definitely. Oh,
00:07
I robot. Yeah,
00:10
they look like it too.
00:11
Like they look like the ones from I robot.
00:14
I don't know. You know how that movie ends?
00:18
The Amazon package came,
00:19
I got you. Yo,
00:23
this is crazy. I don't want one.
00:26
They're playing games. He's playing games with them.
00:29
That's kind of cool.
00:31
I don't know. There's a lot of trust to put in
00:33
a machinery. The latest movie,
00:35
sister, I don't think,
00:36
I think we're fine.
00:37
You think that, that,
00:37
that robot can throw it back?
00:41
I don't know. So the other night Elon dropped his,
00:45
you optimist robots,
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right? He had a little event called We Robot.
00:49
And the robots came out and they can talk,
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they can dance, pour your drink,
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you know, go out,
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shake hands, kiss babies.
00:56
Probably. I don't know,
00:57
but they can do a lot whatever you want them to.
01:01
Hi brother. Shit.
01:02
Gonna go from irobot to I weigh real fast because I don't
01:06
know. I, I don't trust like,
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like that high tech stuff.
01:10
I feel like these robots can turn on you like the movie
01:14
That's a movie.
01:15
I know. But still they're called Artificial Intelligence for a reason
01:18
But maybe they put a software update that makes them dumber
01:20
and they're like, they just listen to you.
01:23
I mean, you drive a Tesla has ever lashed out at
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you, like, locked you out or you're like,
01:28
oh, what are you,
01:29
what do you think you're good?
01:30
These are legitimate, like robots with arms and hands and what
01:34
if they murder anyway?
01:36
Come on, tell him,
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tell him more info because I'm going on a rabbit hole right
01:41
now. Yeah, you're scaring me.
01:43
Ok. Look, he wants to make sure that everyone have
01:45
their own robot. So he's kind of making them a little
01:47
affordable between $50,000. And,
01:51
I mean,
01:52
would you be trying to split one?
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Like, you know,
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you get it one week,
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it's like joint custody,
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you one week that way,
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you know, he doesn't hate you.
01:59
Would, you, would you trust him to babysit?
02:01
Izzy? Let me see a bit more.
02:06
Oh, that's funny.
02:07
Well, I have to take it.
02:09
Like the thing is about me,
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like I'd make it do funny things,
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you know. I'd have to take it to Tesla headquarters for
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making a dance to Martia.
02:19
Danny Flo. Oh,
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that's all you're like,
02:22
if he has to do that,
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I'm not buying it and probably glitch because it's a lot.
02:27
It goes hard. Yeah.
02:28
Maybe for you, they won't turn because you're going to be
02:30
nice to them. You'll be like,
02:31
oh, hey, Robot,
02:32
how are you feeling best?
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And I'd be like,
02:34
hurry up and get the trash.
02:37
You know, we put fuel in the car.
02:39
I know, like,
02:40
do the laundry. But we'll see,
02:43
we'll see.