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Gentrified CDMX & Banned World Cup Fans

May 16, 2025
Gentrifiers swarm CDMX, 15,000 Argentine fans kicked from the World Cup, wedding guests get invoiced, JD Vance tries to extend his kill streak, and a possible citizenship game show leaves us shaking our heads.
Show transcript
00:09
Hey guys, happy Friday.
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Welcome back to Mito Daily.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro and we got our cheese corner right
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over there. Hey hey guys,
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man. Yes, it's been a long ass week.
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Yes, it's it's very busy.
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You should have like 4 Wednesdays in it,
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bro. What's that this week had like 4.
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Wednesdays in it, but we made it to Friday.
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Yes, we survived.
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We did, we survived.
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We're out here, got,
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doing the show,
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got some fun topics to talk about.
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We want your input,
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so don't forget to comment,
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comment, comment. We will be reading the comments,
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so keep the comments clean,
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right? No funny business because.
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I don't wanna point anybody out or people,
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but keep it clean,
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guys. Come on,
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it's a family show at the end of the day,
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right? We say some words.
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Yeah, but how are you guys?
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what? Oh, tired.
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That's really nice. I'm tired.
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I'm. I'm, I'm,
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I'm good. I,
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I'm going to therapy after work,
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so that's really nice,
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yeah, so that's explains how I'm doing.
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I'm a little bit hungry,
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hungry, yes, oh,
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I might be hungry by the end of the life.
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Who knows? Let's get into it like spicy I.
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I'm gonna go to the gym afterwards,
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yeah, because I'm,
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I feel like I'm gonna go crazy this weekend like eating,
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so try to cancel out as much as I can for sure
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Well, thank you so much for asking how we're doing
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That's really, that's really nice.
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Hey, we got some love from British Columbia in Canada.
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guys, how's the weather over there?
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is it cloudy like over here?
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It's cloudy today, right?
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It was when I I like it,
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but oh, Andres,
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sorry, primo. Oh hey hello,
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hello Andres.,
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alright guys, well,
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let's get, let's get to it.
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we're talking to that,
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huh. We're talking Ciudad Mexico,
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guys, Mexico City,
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AKA. Brooklyn, the new Brooklyn.
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You know why they're calling it the new Brooklyn gentrification that's right
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everything that's going on here in LA California.
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Is going on over there.
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Then why is it called Brooklyn?
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Then why is it being called Brooklyn and New York?
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Oh yes, and New York,
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brother. I'm getting there.
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I'm, I'm angry,
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bro. Alright, sorry,
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but, so, OK,
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Brooklyn, it used to be like,
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oh, like it's where we're,
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where Biggies from, you know,
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it's we used to be hard.
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And then now Mexico City,
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same thing. Like it used to be where they had the
03:03
telenovelas look at the video you could tell they're dealing with,
03:06
not it's all it's,
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it's that guy has to sweater over his shoulders.
03:11
Oh go back that's too yeah yeah it's white wine.
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He had the Carlton.
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Look, he had the Carlton fit.
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Oh, you know,
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he fucking the economy up.
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Look at him. Oh,
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it was so I saw,
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I saw a lot of Americans are moving over there and calling
03:28
themselves expats. I hate that word,
03:31
dude. I hate that word.
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You're OK like if,
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if you guys are,
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it just doesn't make sense to me,
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you know what I mean?
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So they're, they're getting remote jobs,
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they're getting remote jobs and then they're moving to Mexico City.
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And it's, it's just,
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it don't don't look the same anymore,
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you know, it's like Brooklyn,
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like the new Brooklyn,
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yeah, Williamsburg. You say you're from Williamsburg.
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You're hipster. Like it's just it's,
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it's not the same anymore.
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I'm wondering if people don't like Mexicanos,
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what do they feel about this because I know like different parts
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of Colombia are being really gentrified right now because of tourism and
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prices are getting more expensive.
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Is that the case?
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Yes, it is the case skyrocketing.
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So supposedly as a result,
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housing prices and certain.
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Neighborhoods have shot up and local businesses are actually shifting to meet
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new often foreign demands so I don't know if you guys remember
04:25
what we talked about the salsa not being as spicy anymore in
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Mexico City remember that there was a journalist we talked to him
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and he was like,
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yeah, I tried the salsas and they were just not spicy
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Why? Because,
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you know,
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most Americans like they had to tone it down they had to
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tone it down. Yeah dude,
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like it's like just make it like leave the sauces as it
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is. Let them like a costumbra.
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I mean, I I'm trying to make it comfortable for them
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I told you I was out there like last year and
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I definitely let them all know over there that I'm not
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a white boy that I speak Spanish and then the prices and
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the service changes, bro,
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you feel me, like a na asking for a naranja has
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a different price than asking for an orange.
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You get a good deal,
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yeah, and I let them know,
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you know, I come and talk in Spanish.
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I'm like, yo,
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I'm not trying to finance you y'all,
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huh? I like you're like I'm one of you,
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yeah, yeah, y'all like what you need.
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I'm not one of these assholes.
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I will bust my tray back,
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you know, like I'll clean the table.
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Well, I'm curious and ask you that.
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Do you speak Spanish or dope,
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I mean, obviously it Mexico,
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but can you go around speaking English and well most people understand
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Because you go to these spots like CDMX Guadalajara,
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and there's a lot of like American influence and they a lot
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of people that I know like they embrace it like they speak
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Spanglish now. Is it because of this or they genuinely like
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they have money to get these like American customs so it's like
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we're kind of like,
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you know, saying oh the gentrification and that.
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Well, they call them white white chickens like they'll say they
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they, they change the like the words,
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the Spanglish words for sure like and they make memes about it
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and jokes about it,
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but it's like they're all they're Mexican and they're OK with it
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It looks like what brings more money tambien.
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I get it that it's like,
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but tambien, it's like the people living there like it's,
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it's true they're kind of getting kind of pushed.
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Pushed out, well,
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no, there's like two sides to,
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yeah, there's definitely a lot of factors here,
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but,, I'm just curious because again like we see
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a justification outside looking in.
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What if they're there like we like it because we have but
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it's bustling, you know,
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we're like rent is going up,
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so people are arguing price out which sucks,
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but is the overall economy wise which is how people see us
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like does that also kind of like not.
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I like, you know what,
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I like it. I'm interested in going over there and asking
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them how they feel about it,
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like genuinely, you know,
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like we could see it a certain way.
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And then they could see it.
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No, no, no,
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we like it like right something that annoys them that annoys,
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you know, like,
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yo, you guys make too much noise like shut up,
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move back, you know,
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like dumb shit. Or like all the videos of the
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expats complaining about the loud banda music that's why as me and
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don Mexicana, but I was like get out of there then
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then get those out like.
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You are respect it,
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yeah, like don't yourself somewhere else.
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Not only that, the sauces,
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you, you gotta tone down the sauces because they here.
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Get the fuck out of here,
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bro. I'll turn that shit up.
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I'll, yeah, I know that I'm gonna,
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I'm gonna make my customer happy again.
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it's a money exchange.
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After this, I don't see his anymore.
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You're right. So again,
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it's not really an emotional thing,
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but I don't know.
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I just feel like it's just ironic.
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I just feel like dude like a key no stan the
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cano it's so easy to for people to come and perroya ellarga
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naya and then they got like du comosina like.
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But anyways, anyway,
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speaking of tourists and people traveling abroad and all that,
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so World Cup is coming up,
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right? Next year,
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next year, for real,
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yeah, next summer on sale now time to start immensely saving
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I'm savings accounts.
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We should definitely have for sure when my house is available again
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you all have to come watch party at least.
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we go to we're doing the Rose Bowl Rose Bowl.
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Let's go. Sorry,
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so I keep, I got distracted.
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So the story is that Argentina's security minister like handed the US
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embassy a list of 15,000 buying soccer fans banned from their stadiums
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So Argentina physically like said we don't claim these Argentines.
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If they go over there,
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just a heads up,
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these are the people that you might not wanna let into your
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stadiums. That's pretty.
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I think that's kind of cool.
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I mean, it's also like cleaning your hands like,
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yo, if any shit goes down,
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we, we, you,
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bro, we warned you.
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I like that because I mean,
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as we know that these games can be super intense sometimes and
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there's kids, there's families that are there just for the game
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itself, but the other fans are hardcore that like to freaking
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cause mayhem. You've been through it.
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How we gonna say it.
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When I saw this headline,
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I said the next headline we're seeing within the next couple days
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is Colombian Embassy hands over list to the United States of 20,000
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Colombians that are no longer allowed to enter the World Cup games
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because we saw how La Copa America went down and you know
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what that was unacceptable.
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Respectfully, my people would do the same in the events.
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I feel like I would have been one of those.
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But well, Mexico's games,
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they've been they have no fans because they're like,
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yo, well, so I'm wearing one of our national teams
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Santa Fe. Always root for Santa Fe because we're calm
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so almost pamados.
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We don't do all that Nacional.
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You don't wanna go just careful.
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There's some games actually Santa Fe games have been empty too,
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that we all, yeah,
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the, the reprimand of the guys can't behave,
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you can watch the game from home.
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Y'all do Mexicans, the Mexico games what?
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No dude, I don't wanna get my heart broken.
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I know. Well,
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that's another thing, but even and that's the thing,
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even if we win,
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there's madre. If we lose,
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there's madre, so it's like what's going on.
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But yeah, so the list includes individuals who are banned due
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to violent behavior or crime committed in Argentine stadiums,
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and the data was compiled through Argentina's Tribuna Segura program which monitors
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stadium attendees, and it has over 4 million people monitored.
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It has detected 1100 plus arrest warrants.
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Yeah, so you're catching people at games like,
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yo, you're dumb ass.
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You got a warrant.
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You're paying child support in 5 years,
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bro, but we got you at the game.
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We have the face with the face recognition and all that like
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I mean it's I remember after La Copa like the headlines
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started coming out of all the people that were you know caught
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up in the middle of it no one talks about it.
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There needs to be a documentary or something made during the game
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the hallways of the stadium were a war zone.
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The CIA showed up the FBI was there SWAT teams were just
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like going around the entire stadium and no one knows this because
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everyone was focused on the game,
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but like. I just hope none of that goes down during
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this World Cup again.
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I, I hope it's safety.
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I hope it's peaceful,
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and I hope it's just good fanatic energy.
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I hope so too.
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Yeah, I mean,
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again, you do like a little bit of a little bit
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a little bit of chaos,
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but when they start chucking stuff and people that are completely innocent
11:42
just watching like You know what I liked.
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What I liked the World Cup where,
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where the, the,
11:49
the Chapulin Colorado was hugging the,
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the Saudi Arabian dude.
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That was adorable dude,
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we posted that and then and then freaking,
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FIFA took it down 2014 was that was that 1
12:02
you was that 16 that was 2020 when we had to wait
12:05
I am to watch soccer games Qatar.
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I'm just so grateful though the time difference this year is not
12:11
gonna be killer because why was I at a bar at 6
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in the morning with my dad and entire family watching the final
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but that's actually funny,
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you know, it's like you remember that one month of soccer
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that this happened, what was the year that they had the
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you remember those stupid ass horns.
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Oh, there was one year that was like exaggerated.
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Yeah, I think 2016,
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was it 2016 Brazil Brazil was the best World Cup but someone
12:38
here says once you start face recognition at the ravine,
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AKA Dodger Stadium, it's over.
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That's when my ass is away from there.
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That's what I'm saying like people are gonna get back like at
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least me and my family have gotten kicked out of Dodger.
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You, my family,
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but you were there.
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I was there. So what happened?
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Well, dude, well,
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it's not my fault.
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My cousin booked like those those quiet like areas where people like
13:02
dude, you don't wanna,
13:03
you want peace and quiet,
13:04
don't go to a freaking baseball game,
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and they were just saying,
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Oh, I know that that would our whole family was rowdy
13:10
I didn't even know there was a quiet riot.
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It's not a quiet area,
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but if you sit like usually in the lows and below,
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sometimes it's like, oh hey,
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like a client gave me these,
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or like, you know,
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because, but even then that's funny because I sat in cheap
13:23
seats up up in the thing and this is before I had
13:26
a kid and I was like in dad mode,
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but I was just like and then this family of 4 was
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like, can you guys keep Can y'all watch it at home
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I'm like we're in the $8 seats top deck,
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you know, bases loaded.
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What do you want me?
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Oh VIP. OK.
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I know like y'all need to I'm sorry,
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but respectfully yan your cheap asses need to watch at home.
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Yeah, Sima just for making a little boo yeah like.
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You know who cooking me Fastlane.
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I owe so much money.
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What's that shit. Oh yeah,
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you use that, but I'm scared.
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I move over. If you don't pay,
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it's like $50. Like it adds up.
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I'm like, oh shit,
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I got the orange and you have to do it like they
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don't, no, I know,
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I know they've been sending the letters that I think I have
14:10
one of those to pay.
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That's how I get back that Dodgers stadium like,
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sir, you have like 5K and fast track tickets,
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by the way. Sway,
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Clipper Carlos said that they do have face recognition at
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Dodger Stadium. His buddy was busted that way,
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so, oh, PSA start acting right at Dodger Stadium according
14:29
to Sway, you're cooked,
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bro. Last time I got saucy,
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they have buzzballs and beatbox.
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Yeah, bookings, guys,
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it's a we're ready for that,
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dude. Our fans are not ready for it,
14:41
bro. It was lit.
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I, I need two of those in the buzz bar.
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That's that's when we need this software,
14:49
the software, but anyways,
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Daniela but speaking of crazy prices and crazy events,
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what's going on over there?
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Let me tell you guys about this New York in the news
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again. What is it with you guys?
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So this couple Nova and Remo Stys charged guests to attend their
15:07
wedding. You. That right,
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they charged their own wedding guests that they invited to attend and
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for the hefty price of $333 they kept the cue,
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the angel numbers, people could attend their wedding and the ticket
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it was a ticket,
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not, not an invite at this point.
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It included a seat on a double decker bus and a 12
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hour adventure all throughout New York City.
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That's kind of cool.
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300 bones. That's not bad.
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And the strategy proved to save them $70,000 in wedding expenses.
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OK. They have the best day of their life.
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They got a commission on the sales that's what I'm saying.
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I'm like yo, that 33.
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That's a whole this isn't a music festival.
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This is Nova and Remo Style wedding.
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Who? So, OK,
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so Carlos has a good point.
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They ain't getting a wedding gift and I'm taking the ento de
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mesa. So what do you think because of this,
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does this offset your gift for that?
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Yeah, bro, I'm telling you the 33 bucks and the
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$300 it sounds like piece like cuts.
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Yeah, like that's the little pocket change.
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nah, bro I gotta pay to go to your wedding.
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At the end of the day,
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hot take, at the end of the day if you can't
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afford a lavish wedding,
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don't have a lavish wedding like like don't do it.
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Yeah. Like, and for what?
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Like I'm sorry, like it's like I get it if that's
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what you want you can afford it.
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Like if your family members wanna help out like I get it
16:40
it's OK, but dude,
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you're charging your guests that much like no I'm just saying I'm
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sorry. I'm like literally it's and then for what just to
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be on Instagram oh my god,
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look at what look at me look at this like.
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Instagram divorce and look at the picture.
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They're all with their phones out,
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so she got her little influencer brand trip paid for.
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Oh wait, it was a wedding.
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It was a wedding.
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It's an influencer event.
17:08
Our boss actually says this way you know who really wants to
17:11
be at your wedding.
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So if they pay in,
17:15
but. I don't know.
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I will say when this headline came out everyone was commenting oh
17:20
so did they not have friends like no one came to their
17:23
wedding no people showed up to their wedding and attended it was
17:28
pretty packed and.
17:29
I like this experience wedding though you imagine like what's the LA
17:32
version of it? They took a double decker bus like take
17:35
me to the Hollywood stars as a group,
17:37
you know, we're getting married.
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What gets me is their strategy that that was they wanted to
17:44
save on the wedding.
17:44
I get if you wanna.
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Wedding experience for your guests destination weddings,
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obviously the people have to pay to attend the wedding,
17:50
their flights. I get that,
17:55
but like to save money,
17:55
huh? You gifts for destination weddings because I,
17:57
I went to one recently.
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You're the gift. I,
18:02
I give them a cousin.
18:02
It's like I send the invoice to the flight tickets,
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the Ubers, the hotel,
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the dress you had to buy,
18:07
the makeup you had to book so you don't get gifts at
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destination weddings. I mean,
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no, no, I think you I think.
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But like you shave a little bit,
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you feel me. If I was gonna give you 300,
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I might give you 20,
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you know, you shave it a little bit,
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yeah, I, I had to get here.
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I had to get here.
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But, yeah,
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I think if, if you can't,
18:27
if you push and you work really hard to travel and do
18:30
all that for them and you can't afford a gift,
18:32
then you shouldn't feel pressured to do that but yeah,
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I do get or even even if you can't say they can
18:38
afford a wedding and you're charging your guests like that's kind of
18:42
like tacky it's acky.
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And, and dude,
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me personally, I'd rather save up,
18:48
get my house, and then if I can afford a lavish
18:50
wedding, I'll, I'll do that.
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But like even just elope if you it's OK.
18:54
Wait, so you're getting the house with them before you get
18:56
married, huh? You're getting the house before you get married
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I'm engaged. If I'm engaged,
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you didn't have to get married right away,
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but I mean that's just the way I do things.
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Everyone does their things different,
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but it's like I don't get it like what I wonder,
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no, no, no,
19:10
go back a little bit because they saved 70,000,
19:13
right? Like I'm assuming they're rich and they're like,
19:18
Colos because I've always heard how the rich people stay rich.
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Oh, I swear they said every I've heard this from someone
19:26
that's super rich. I'm like,
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dude, what is what what's your secret?
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They told me every penny counts.
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Yeah, every penny.
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Well, and I don't think 210 people attended their wedding because
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I did the math and 70,000 divided by 333 is 210 guests
19:44
that paid or funded this,
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so I think they invited.
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And they profited. I mean,
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I'm just assuming, but if it's an experience,
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oh well, I guess they filled a double decker.
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Imagine though, like you know how they do at restaurants like
19:58
oh gratuity, and they're like,
20:00
hey, this works for the bus and the gift into the
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freaking 333. They did a 2 for 1 deal honeymoon and
20:08
it's just like that comes from the 333.
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Or or get this brother this is my theory these people wanna
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do a lavish wedding right for Instagram for the most part,
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right? They wanted this to go viral.
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They knew people were gonna talk about this.
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They got it. That's it.
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I went viral, yeah,
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I mean, I,
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but the thing is I don't know they're at.
20:34
I just know them as a couple.
20:35
I know their name or their last name Styles,
20:40
but New York,
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what's it called?
20:41
There's gonna be a cheaper version of this like,
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yo, everybody, let's get on the A train.
20:46
That'd be sick. Yo,
20:47
let's get on the A train and then we go uptown.
20:51
What's up Floridita? What's a tourist account like visit NYC.
20:54
It's probably like, yeah,
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let's go do this,
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guys. Like, yeah,
20:58
I mean it seems like a great,
20:59
like a good brand should hop on this.
21:01
I mean, Taco Bell is doing the yo guys,
21:05
did you guys hear though the news?
21:07
What he's on the loose.
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The Pope hunter. Oh,
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the Pope, yo,
21:16
the Pope punter, bros,
21:17
they gotta make this movie,
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yo my yo, my man,
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my man is, is heading to the Vatican this Saturday for
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Pope Leo's inaugural mass,
21:25
and if you guys remember.
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You guys remember what happened last time my boy JD went out
21:31
there, right? He killed the Pope shake.
21:34
OK, allegedly he,
21:36
he shook his hand and kiss of death,
21:37
whatever you want, that's Pope smoke,
21:39
bro. Oh no,
21:41
no. So like to make things spicier,
21:43
a couple months ago,
21:44
Pope Leo's old Twitter account reposted an op ed title JD Vance
21:49
is wrong. Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for
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others. So there's like a little.
21:55
There's already beef, you feel me,
21:57
or at least he,
21:57
he deleted it, but we still have it,
21:59
so it's like, you know,
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you said it, you said it with your chest,
22:03
yeah, papa, you said it with your chest,
22:05
but now, you know,
22:06
I don't know how this is gonna go down,
22:08
man. Like I'm scared.
22:10
I'm scared for. Well,
22:11
he got an advanced notice,
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No, they gotta do a fucking,
22:18
what's that thing called?
22:19
a restraining order on him like don't come near the Vatican,
22:22
don't come in the city like don't let him into Italy.
22:25
Do not let JD Vance into the country.
22:27
You know you know who wants him to go though all the
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cardinals that didn't get picked.
22:33
All they all Birdman rubbing their hands right now like yo,
22:36
shake his damn hand,
22:38
right? I was I was up next.
22:40
What's that guy you said the Philippine I don't know I thought
22:43
he was gonna. That's the handshake of death.
22:45
That's what I'm saying.
22:47
They gotta make sure he does not have pneumonia before he gets
22:49
off that plane. They gotta make sure he doesn't have the
22:52
curse, so there was already beef on Twitter.
22:55
In the past, do you think,
22:57
Papa Leo tells him something real quick or like,
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like, yeah, yeah,
23:02
just like, even,
23:03
even if it's with immigration stuff,
23:04
just like pass quick comment.
23:06
I don't know. I don't know enough about him or like
23:08
that maybe he don't shake his hand.
23:10
Maybe he switches to that.
23:12
Is this Catholic? Maybe it's just a is he Christian.
23:15
That's it. I'm like.
23:19
I don't know, but he's from Chicago though,
23:21
which is kind of is the president usually there for like the
23:24
inauguration of the pope and stuff?
23:25
I hope he's not because you know yo,
23:27
last time at the funeral showed up he,
23:29
he showed up in a wrong color suit.
23:31
Wait, this is a question like,
23:33
like is a Pope,
23:35
is it a Christian Catholic,
23:37
is it Catholic, right?
23:39
But JD Vance is he I think he's.
23:43
What's the religion where's the religion where you play with your couch
23:47
because isn't that where you go with your couch?
23:50
He's he's known for playing with his couch.
23:52
I don't know what religion is that?
23:54
I don't know. Let's get stir.
23:57
He's a couch hugger.
23:59
I don't know.
24:00
Alright, well, speaking of stirring stuff up,
24:02
there's an American reality show it's about the American,
24:05
right? And it's,
24:07
it's obviously got some people have thoughts because the Department of Homeland
24:09
Security is considering being part of a television show in which immigrants
24:13
would compete for potential US citizenship.
24:16
But apparently this idea is not new.
24:18
It's been like pitched as far back as the Obama administration,
24:21
so they were like,
24:21
Hey, we should do this,
24:22
and Obama was like,
24:26
Hung Hunger games. Yeah,
24:27
so department spokesperson Trisha McLaughlin said that she had spoken to the
24:31
producer of the show and the consideration of the idea was ongoing
24:35
So I guess essentially the premise is immigrants will compete for
24:38
challenges in honor of fast tracking.
24:41
Sorry, sorry, yeah,
24:42
so immigrants will compete in challenges for the honor of fast tracking
24:45
their way to US citizenship.
24:47
This is fucking so they're doing this to them.
24:50
It just rubs compete for this way.
24:54
I mean, I told you guys,
24:56
I watched 90 Day Fiance.
24:58
Was that produced by the Department of Homeland Security?
25:02
No, but it's still kind of the whole concept of like
25:07
but you need papeles like yo,
25:09
like we're gonna follow you around and you might change your mind
25:12
because you're American. You're marrying this person that has papeles.
25:15
You have 90 days.
25:16
Wait, but is that always a thing,
25:18
or is that just a running joke in the series?
25:19
No, bro. Like some people really need papeles.
25:22
Like, this is giving squid games.
25:24
Some don't, but with like papers as the prizes.
25:30
Yeah, I mean,
25:31
again, look, it's just being considered,
25:33
but the way that these freaking this administration does their headlines and
25:38
like the little things it's just kind of like.
25:41
But you know what?
25:42
I got an idea.
25:43
Why not don't have them compete just give them their fucking papers
25:48
There you go.
25:48
Yeah, we don't profit off of these peop someone's suffering because
25:52
getting your papers in this country today is not an easy thing
25:56
to do, doing it the right way or doing it the
25:59
wrong way. You can see our people are being criminalized and
26:03
chased after day after day.
26:04
So to profit off of this and make it someone's entertainment is
26:08
vile and cruel. This is,
26:09
this is embarrassing. The United States should be embarrassed to be
26:12
standing by this. Sorry,
26:15
I had a lot to say about this.
26:17
Yeah. Who's airing this shit?
26:21
Who would be? That's what I'm saying,
26:22
because then it's like,
26:23
yo, you got a black guy as a network,
26:25
you know, like damn,
26:26
you co-signing this dumb shit.
26:28
I mean it's like some Spike TV shit.
26:31
Spike's on,,
26:32
it's gonna be on their YouTube channel or something.
26:34
Not even a fool.
26:36
man, straight to,
26:38
straight to movie or whatever.
26:40
I don't know dude,
26:40
but again this is all still in talks.
26:44
I don't, I don't think it'll actually happen,
26:45
but this administration just loves to get people riled up.
26:48
They do. I mean,
26:48
we said we no one ever even thought ASMR was gonna be
26:52
made of immigrants being deported back to their country and day three
26:56
of the presidency there was ASMR of people's shackles and people getting
26:59
up on the plane and it happened so.
27:05
Let's make this go viral,
27:06
y'all. It's like idiots.
27:08
But anyways,,
27:09
it's Friday, y'all,
27:10
so happy Friday. Thank you guys for tuning in.
27:14
yeah, we're gonna recharge this weekend because I feel
27:15
like we're all, it's been a long week.
27:18
You can see my bags,
27:19
yeah, I need a I need a little eye mask.
27:22
I'm shocked. Oh y'all,
27:26
so in case you don't know,
27:28
the New York Subway Series is happening starting today,
27:31
Friday, Friday, Saturday.
27:32
Sunday and Juan Soto,
27:34
the talk of the town,
27:35
he's gonna be visiting Yankee Stadium,
27:37
right? For the first time since the,
27:39
since he got traded already won it's gonna be,
27:42
Galactic booze,
27:43
bro. Like we might,
27:45
we might hear it from here,
27:46
the fucking boo, and we talked to Yankees fans.
27:48
We were in New York a couple weeks ago and that was
27:51
awesome. They have thoughts,
27:53
trust me, they always have something to say.
27:55
So keep a look out for the clip.
27:56
It's going up today.
27:57
Yeah, it's going up today and if you missed it,
27:59
we actually just went out with a clip from the weekend today
28:01
the weekend, like the artist,
28:02
not the weekend, like the weekend,
28:04
but, yeah,
28:05
it's been the Savanna.
28:07
So if you know,
28:07
you know, check it out on our,
28:09
IG and our TikTok and the full video on YouTube
28:12
as well. But for now,
28:20
this is Jenny Alejandro and she's in the
28:20
corner and we'll see y'all.
28:21
On Monday, sorry,
28:22
I was checking the odds of today's game because the Knicks are
28:28
playing, the Yankees are playing versus the Mets.
28:31
So it's like if the Knicks win,
28:33
I'm down to set aside the beef,
28:35
yeah, with the Mets fans,
28:37
you know, like,
28:37
oh, the Knicks won,
28:38
huh? Oh, I thought,
28:39
oh yeah, I'm hungry.
28:40
I'm like, alright y'all,
28:42
I'll see you on Monday.
28:43
Bye bye guys.