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Waa. Welcome back to Me Too Daily.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny.
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Jenny, imagine getting crossed up on a date.
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Wait, what do you mean crossed up?
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well, look, date night just got,
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leveled up, some may say.
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So Top Golf and basketball collide in his new concept coming out
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of Dallas called Jump Shot Live,
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and it's coming in 2025.
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This entertainment concept experience shoots a full service restaurant,
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right, a sports bar,
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and an event venue into one basketball permeated whole universe.
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it just sounds like a gym with a bar,
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to be honest. I mean,
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also, I'm not sure if I'm trying to ball up after
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like 3 drinks and buffalo wings.
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Oh, I throw up for sure.
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Yeah, like, you know that place is gonna smell like
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loco and tequila. And you know what,
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like I'm a little competitive.
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I know I take this a little too far and I'd be
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like posting up on my wife like,
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I'll take the charge.
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you know, fucking like bumper like the white sch.
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It's like, oh my God,
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I'm so sorry, but also like move like I need this
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Well, next thing you know,
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there's gonna be money on the line,
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you know, people are gonna be betting left and right.
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You know, and then shirts are gonna be flying off,
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which I don't mind that.
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And I mean, that sounds dangerous,
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I'll give it. I think you're ready.
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You're ready. We should go.
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Oh my God, but like he probably gonna take it too
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seriously like you said,
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like there's dudes be showing up with gym bags.
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Like you see the guys that like go-karts that bring their own
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helmets and their own gloves.
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Like it's a birthday party with a exactly my guy,
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you're not in the NBA.
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it's like, you know,
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I get you could have gone pro.
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This ain't the time and place,
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it's gonna be, so it's gonna be little like,
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like it's a little section,
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so it's gonna be little sections of like to shoot you could
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play like horse and stuff.
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Yeah, I mean that's what I would do.
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I want again, I wouldn't run,
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eat and then and it's like no like,
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you know, kind of like bowling,
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you know, you go do a little bowling,
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the awkward walk back to like your your party.
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Look, I don't know if it's gonna work because I feel
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like a lot of guys will be like,
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you know what, let's get a six pack.
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Let's go to the park,
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and yeah, because it's gonna be expensive.
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I know for sure like Paloque.
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But it's different than going to the park,
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you know, I think the bar,
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you guys can like you know like it's different.
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The ambience, you know.
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Definitely, yeah, I guess we'll see if it takes off
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You're not gonna believe it sister.
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4 residents from the LA area were arrested this week for going
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full yogi. Full yogi,
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like the bear, like Yogi Bear.
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Yeah, exactly. So according to the California Department of Insurance
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the alleged suspects used a full life size bear costume to
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stage attacks on their vehicles to file a false insurance claim.
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Wow, people be just doing the most nowadays.
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No, yeah, definitely this is a very big problem.
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Oh, you ate with that one,
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brother. I ate too much anyways,
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they even gave the insurance company video evidence of the attack.
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So again, they gave them the receipts like,
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let's, let's see the video.
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The little swipes, it's so perfect.
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It's like. It's in the front seat.
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Yo, they were just finessing.
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I bet they were like,
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Your Honor, I left the honey pack in my glove compartment
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Detectives execute a search warrant and found the bear cost him in
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the suspect's home. Will led police to question the claim.
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The bear is brown while bears in the region are black.
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So it's not even like the right bear for that area.
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So they're like. If you're gonna finesse,
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at least do a little bit of research,
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but I mean that's how these criminals are,
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I wonder if they had the bear costume already and had the
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like, 00, let's use the bear costume that we have
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or I have a bear costume,
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yeah, or if they had to go out and like rent
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one. Every week just to do it,
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I don't know. I think they probably just had it already
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I guess Paddington is out here acting like he's in Ocean's
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11, but would you guys believe this if you saw it
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out there and your car got attacked?
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I don't know, brother.
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Oh my God. You know what,
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at the end of the day,
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this is all pretty embarrassing.
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shout out to the writers.
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Sister, some people be talking the talk,
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but Eva Longoria is walking the walk.
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Wait, what do you mean?
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So Eva Longoria has fled the US because Tron Paz is president
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again. Damn. She said,
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I get to escape and go somewhere.
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Most Americans aren't so lucky.
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They're gonna be stuck in this dystopian country and my anxiety and
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sadness is for them.
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So she's actually going to Spain,
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Espana. Mhm. She's living there with her Spanish husband and
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she reversed colonies. I'm just kidding.
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I didn't say something about that.
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I was like this story,
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it's OK, you know what she added that the USA is
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a scary place and will remain that way if Trump keeps his
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I think it's interesting that she actually again she did fall over
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it because our people,
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even the last Trump presidency,
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like, I'm going to Canada.
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but a lot of those people are still here.
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I wonder how much it actually costs to do that.
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Like sometimes I say shit just because I'm upset,
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you know, and I don't do it.
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With these guys with celebrities,
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it's like they, they make articles and headlines like this and
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then like go so it'll be interesting to see if more people
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actually like, you know,
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also follow, follow the same path,
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follow through porque again if you have the money.
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Well, I mean a lot of people are moving elsewhere,
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even in general, well,
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within the US though,
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right? Or what do you like Mexico and I've been seeing
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a lot of people moving away,
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So what do you get when you combine the rush of cycling
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and the rhythm of Vanda?
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We are here at Dripp Cycle in Whittier,
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California. So let us put you on.
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We had a little money to invest.
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We are into fitness we wanted something in the health space and
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something to target our Latin community.
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So happy to be here at Drrip Cycle because it feels nice
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to teach to my community where I'm.
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P. Well, the idea for the banda came from our
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community. There are these backyard banda cycling parties.
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Eliso. My favorite thing about cycling is the moving meditation that
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it brings me. You come in,
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you clip in, and you're just like there with the music
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making the music with your feet.
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It feels like therapy,
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a little cheaper. It's a little cheaper than therapy.
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The outreach and the outpour comments and feedback has been amazing.
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Being a first generation Mexican Latina,
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I wanted to open up something for our people.
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Oh, that was a vibe that was a workout.
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That was amazing. Banda cycling they go like this,
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they go like this no more FOMO because I finally did one
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of those classes I've seen gone viral online this exists.
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I'm gonna put you on.
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Put you on highly recommend drift ye here on Radioio California thank
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us later thank us later back to you guys in the studio
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OK, so we asked you guys to send us cheese man
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anonymously and dude, I heard that these emissions were hot.
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Our producers pick their favorites,
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and now we are gonna read them for the first time.
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I got some cheese in for you.
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My father-in-law who's out in Vietnam,
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had a fall recently.
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you know. My husband,
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trying to be a good son,
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FaceTimes him to check in and make sure he's all right.
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But during the call,
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he catches a glimpse of a woman in the background.
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And this isn't just any woman.
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00, OK. She's about 30 years younger than the stepmom
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he's supposed to be with.
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Oh, so this is another lady.
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Turns out this lady friend is actually his mistress.
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Oh damn. And guess what?
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There's a baby in the mix.
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So how old is it because 30 years younger,
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no. You know what though?
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a girl that's the same age as my freaking wife.
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So a year goes by and my brother-in-law decides to take a
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little trip back to the homeland to see what's really going on
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Oh shoot. He goes full undercover.
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He gets a hair sample from the baby,
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brings it back, and has it tested.
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brother Jesus. Surprise,
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surprise. The baby isn't even the sueros.
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Oh my God. That's messed up.
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Oh shoot. So whose baby is it?
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Oh my God. Oh my God,
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is that what is a bastard child?
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I don't know. But anyways,
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but he's still out here acting like he's this proud new dad
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He's like, my son is on his son.
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We've all kind of distanced ourselves because things got messy,
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but we're on the street is he's still with the mistress.
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And now there's another baby.
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Maybe hopefully that one's his,
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even though he's still with the other lady too,
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but like, oh my God,
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that's a lot. That's,
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that's some tea right there for sure.
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You know what? shout out to the brother that flew across
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the freaking whatever, flew to Vietnam to get the hair sample
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What he brought it back in the plane?
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Yeah, like little mile.
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I don't know why he started crying,
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fly back. Oh my God,
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that's a real one right there.
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But also maybe it's a real chemo,
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so that's why he wanted to go,
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dude, get the tea for real tea.
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He went far and wide for that tea.
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All right, let's move on to the next story.
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I got cheese for you.
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So I've been with my boyfriend for 9 months now.
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OK. Things have been good.
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He's been saying stuff like,
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babe, I'm so lucky I found you.
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And we've been talking about future plans like this feels serious.
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But today, Today I did something I probably shouldn't have done
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Oh. He keeps his journal,
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says it's for clearing his mind.
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And usually I wouldn't snoop,
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but today my intrusive thoughts won.
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She was chismosa. And you know what they say,
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brother, when you look for it,
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When I looked for it,
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I found it. I found it.
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I opened it and the first line I read.
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I have two side chicks and I feel terrible for it.
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It doesn't make me feel good.
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dude, like I read it 3 times,
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I read it 3 times to make sure I wasn't imagining things
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This wasn't some old entry from way back.
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this is like fresh cheese,
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man, like last month,
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dude it's yeah, it's a oh my God,
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that tea that that tea that just got out of the stove
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I've been in a pissy mood all day,
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keeps asking me why,
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but I don't know how to approach this as I invaded his
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privacy. Anyways, stay tuned.
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she went. I'll keep y'all posted.
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Like she said, I don't want him to know that I
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invade his privacy because it's,
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it's like two side chicks,
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right? I like that I would have thrown it at him
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What is this? it on the table like come home.
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I want to know more.
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That's not fair. What if Homeboy's just testing her?
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He's like, could I actually trust her to not go through
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or it's gonna be a little chismosa.
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Go through my journal and be like at the very bottom,
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got your ass. Or I don't know,
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porque like regardless, look,
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I think no matter what happens next,
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if it's real or not,
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like I think the relationship is over.
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Yeah, she abuses trust.
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And or a homie might have a side or two side chicks
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But then again, like this guy has a freaking journal in
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plain sight writing his dirty laundry in it.
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I was gonna say because I have a journal on my phone
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but I write like shit like today we saw the baby's
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ultrasound and like you're so cute.
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That shit whack, but like,
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Well, girl, please keep us posted.
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