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All right. Now let's skip it the toilet to the next
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story. So Target GT,
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a sister, I don't know,
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but kids nowadays are built different.
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Look. So check this out.
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An eight year old girl took an SUV from her Ohio home
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and drove like miles away to a Target.
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An eight year old girl drove yes,
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alone to Target. She went on her own target run and
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yeah, later she was found unharmed according to authorities.
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But dam she just said f it,
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I'm to Target sis was trying to get that new Stanley Cup
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Like that's crazy. They're ruthless man.
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Like they don't care.
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Look. So this girl drove a 2020 Nissan rogue 11 miles
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It's like more or less like a 30 minute drive without
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driving. Jeez. If you think about it,
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like she's driving pretty well compared to a lot of drivers out
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here. She's not signaling.
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So that's already a good,
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you know, no turn signals exist and she's weaving a
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little bit but no 10 because I just like doo look.
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That's crazy. The kids today up to date are built different
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But how did 30 minutes and just like messing with the
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station? I have a little cup.
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But dude, how does her little foot get to the gas
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Have self driving. Maybe a little pillow.
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But that's honestly, that's skills right there.
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This is not her first time.
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That's another thing because she hit anybody.
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I want footage of her pulling it up to Target.
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Like I want to see her pulling it to a spot or
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you know, I can spot when you're good.
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You're good. She's scraping the other cars but no,
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she didn't. But imagine like you get in front of her
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and you're, you know,
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you're about to look and you're like,
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there's nobody there like you see like a little colli like that's
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it like a little transit just there and it's like,
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what the hell? Damn.
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First of all, her parents are going to have to hide
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the car keys from now on because this is insane but on
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her ass because I don't know what the hell happened.