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I don't know about you sister,
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but I'm feeling like goofy right now because Mickey Mouse is robbing
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our goofy ass. Is it the happiest place on Earth or
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is it the scummiest place on Earth?
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Disneyland tickets have raised again again.
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They do this every year but look so.
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Ok. It's a time of year where Disney announces,
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hey, there's been some,
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you know, changes to our ticket pricing scales and tiers this
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morning design announced that all their tickets are increasing in prices.
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Well, most of them because tier zero,
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the lowest tier is still at $104.
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But tier six, right?
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Their top tier one day one park is $206.
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If you want to do a park,
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it's $281. They also have the magic here,
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these annual passes and they're already almost close to $2000.
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So specifically the top tier key.
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The top tier key is now $1749.
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But wait, it also has blackout dates.
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So you can't even go.
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You're getting a top tier pass almost $2000 and you can't even
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go whenever the hell you want,
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you know, attachments and I know why that lady snuck in
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hey, we don't need that knots activity in here or what
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does a typical day cost for your family.
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So let's break this down.
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Mommy and dad are paying 206 to get in each,
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right? 206206. Let's say baby is 100 right?
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Ok. We're looking at 500 bucks and that's without parking because
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parking ain't free. 35 imos turtles but not by the way
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$6. And then let's say,
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oh, I want a drink yo from Pimp's test kitchen in
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DC A that's 20 bucks a drink.
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But then you have to eat right?
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Lunch. I'm assuming,
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let's say 25 each for a little combo.
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And that's if you want just a Janky theme park burger and
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little Isabella wants that little bubble,
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one fucking bubble ones.
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They're like 30 bucks probably.
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hey, your wife now wants a little silhouette thing.
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20 bucks. Let's say it just keeps that.
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ok. Las sweater because my first Disney trip and then like
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6 47 43? And then this is the gas to get
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there for me. It's like 80 miles away or something like
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that. Yeah, you're pretty far.
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And then and let's say if you're even farther,
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you're, I know people can visit from Arizona and other states
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all over the country.
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Yeah, it gets really pricey.
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But again, just to get in,
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you're looking at least half 1000.
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Yeah, just to get in,
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just to step foot through a big family.
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Family of four. And they're all,
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and they're all adult pricing now because again,
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I think adults 10 and up.
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So you have teenagers,
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two teenagers and then two adults.
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Well, no wonder people aren't having kids as much as before
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because of Disney. No,
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just in general, they're expensive.
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It's expensive. But Disney proves it.
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Yeah. And it sucks because it's like,
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dude, at the end of the day,
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all these families deserve to,
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You know, it's kind of sad.
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Like not everyone's able to afford this.
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