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Welcome back to Mitu Deli.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny and we have a fun show,
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And now let's get to the news.
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Dodgers legend Fernando Valenzuela,
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known affection to fans across the baseball world as El Toro has
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died at 63 years old that pitched 17 major league seasons with
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a six time all star and has the most wins and strikeouts
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of any Mexican born pitcher.
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He's well known for his signature wind up and hi elect before
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dazzling hitters with a virtually unhittable screwball.
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Do you remember? You've seen the pictures of him?
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Right. For that wind up homeboy.
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I don't know how you do.
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It looks like a ball.
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Yeah, exactly. And you look up after like,
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you know where the ball is going to go.
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He had, he had his little technique.
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for sure. The sa Well,
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you know what this means for the Dodgers now,
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brother, they got to win the World Series.
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They got to do it for Fernando Valenzuela for the goat.
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Yes. And they got a little Angelito now.
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So I feel like they have a good chance and then two
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recently passed. So it's like,
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again, Doctor Greats are looking down on them like,
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hopefully they're whispering in their ear like the,
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with the pitcher telling the catcher what do you mean?
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You know the little numbers?
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They're like, hey man.
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this is crazy. I remember I saw him at one of
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the Dodgers games when they brought him out.
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It's just crazy to know that he's gone,
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you know, but Fernando Menia pors,
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MRE Fernando Mania forever brother.
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When you think of Ozempic,
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what do you think of?
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Well, obviously, you know,
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weight loss and like the side effects.
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I don't know what's actually going on there.
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And Fat Joe was actually talking about the other day too.
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Oh, is he still fat?
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I mean, technically,
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I guess he's now Joe,
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right? He's not factual but oh yeah,
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wait, wait, why do you bring it up?
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Ozempic may be linked to controlling several vices like drinking alcohol,
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nicotine and opioids. It's like the reverse penja like it's actually
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curing us all if you think about it.
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Yeah. So researchers found that individuals addicted to alcohol on Oz
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like medications had a 50% lower binge drinking rate.
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While those with opioid use disorder saw a 40% reduction in overdose
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rates. So this is actually helping.
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Surprisingly, those aren't the only bad habits though Brother Las Vegas
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has noticed a drop in their number one business which is gambling
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Really. Apparently the $1000 a month treatment is saving gambling
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addicts because apparently the dopamine high of gambling is similar enough to
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drugs and alcohol that Ozempic is having a measurable effect on dang
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Ok, so I mean maybe someone at home we need
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a Zemp, not because we're big bags but because they gamble
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too much. You know what I'm saying?
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Like they're fiends, bro.
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But also I feel like this drug is making us so numb
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to everything. It sounds like it.
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It's like you're going to be numb to love to happiness,
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to hope or smell like robots.
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That's deep. That's it snatched.
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This is true. This is true for going to Six Flags
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was the last thing this cheating man heard Jenny.
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Imagine cheating on your girlfriend and then getting tricked into being deported
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by her ladies. We are getting way too creative when dealing
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with these cheaters. Creative homegirl playing a different game,
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El Bueno Pena Papeles and sis turned into ice.
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But what happened? Like what,
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what Cuenta Melo K it's the cheese man.
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So we're gonna start off at the very beginning.
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Homegirl risked it all.
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She brought her man from Mexico,
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undocumented. You know what I mean?
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There was love. She was a real one.
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So she brought his ass to the US,
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right? Only to have him cheat on her.
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She found this out through Snapchat.
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So thank you Snapchat.
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And guess what she did.
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I mean, I hope it was good because that,
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that's just plain disrespectful.
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hey, like, how would you like to go to Six
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Flags today? And he's like,
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you know, so he got,
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So this guy was a passenger princess the whole way.
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So she's like go to sleep.
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I'll wake you up and we're almost there because it was a
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long time. And he said,
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this guy wakes up at the border and he's confused Sim Papeles
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and she said you want to cheat.
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Well, I'm gonna return your ass back to Mexico and guess
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what she did. She went all the way through the,
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the border, she went to Mexico.
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She dropped his ass off,
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gave him a few bucks and peace out.
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Enjoy your life. I know there's some people that are all
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that are applauding her for this,
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but there's some other people that think that this was a little
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petty. I don't think it was petty.
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I feel like you fuck around.
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You find out she had every right to,
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she's the one that brought him over and she has every right
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to return him. Yeah.
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Honestly, he didn't have to be here.
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He didn't have to be doing all that and then he did
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she did what had to be done.
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And I personally do not see any harm.
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is it petty? You can say it's petty but it's like
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cheating is worse than petty.
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Oh, but it's petty to cheat on the person that risked
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it all to bring you over here.
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I think, I think that's petty.
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I think that's bold.
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I think its IP O I think there's a lot worse things
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you could say about the other side.
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So you can, you could come at me with a petty
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mother, whatever. But you know what,
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what he did was worse.
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Oh, yeah. And you know,
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we're all for immigration.
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We are, we just want cheaters here.
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Yeah, this was a viral,
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viral story all over tiktok.
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It's fun seeing everyone commenting like every,
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not just Latino tiktok.
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Like it's just a subject of conversation and getting their opinions and
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you know, we just had to try and reach out
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to the guy, reach out to the man that did the
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cheating and guess what?
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Oh, yeah. Do you speak English?
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I speak English 100% dude.
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We, were you actually cheating on,
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on your girlfriend? Oh,
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she,, she's one of those girls that doesn't,
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you know. That's a big,
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you were supposed to be on your way to Six Flags.
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Did you truly believe you were on your way to Six Flags
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I had my hat ready for the sun.
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You know, I thought it was gonna be a scorching day
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I should have saw the signs though.
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Next thing I knew I woke up,
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roll down the window.
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It smelled like gasoline and tacos.
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And I said, wait a minute,
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this ain't six flags.
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So we down there to Becky Co I've been here ever since
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I've been sleeping in that damn thing.
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It's very uncomfortable. This is an awareness for all the kings
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out there. Kings stay awake.
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Literally, when your girl says she wants to drive,
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there's something's up, something's up,
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something's up. They love being the,
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the passenger princesses and when they want to drive,
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they're not taking you where you think they're going to take you
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What has this experience taught you?
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It taught me a lot of things it taught me never to
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use Snapchat ever again.
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You hear me delete the app.
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Women cannot be trusted,
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you put your guard down you,
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you, you give them trust.
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They say, can I borrow your phone?
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My phone's full of memory.
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So you give them your phone,
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they start looking through your stuff.
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You can't trust, you can't trust them no more.
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It caught me slipping.
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She figured out my code.
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All right, you kept looking side eye and she caught my
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code and fell asleep.
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I trusted her. I trusted her.
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So that's what I learned.
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You wouldn't say it taught you not to cheat again.
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Of course, I just taught me how to,
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how to play it better.
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You know, they caught me slipping,
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they caught me slipping and,
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you know, I messed up and I'll be back,
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you know. I'll be back for next season,
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I'll be in the game and I'll,
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and I'll do it better.
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I think that brings us that time.
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bring back ladies. You heard that he's coming back?
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Well, thank you so much for speaking with us and
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giving us your, your side of the story as always a
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pleasure to get both perspectives.
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I'll be back. They can't keep a king down.
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King is up. He said,
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stand up comedian Daniela Mora to Mitu J Thank you so much
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I'm so excited to be here.
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Thank you. You're so excited to have you queen.
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First of all. Thank you for your service because seriously,
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I am done trying to pretend I actually want to be friends
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with my ex. I'm done.
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It's canceled. So I guess that leads me to my question
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Are you friends with any exes?
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I will say that I am friendly.
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There is a lot of overlap sometimes where,
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where I work. And so some situations there have been times
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where we do work together and so we kind of forcefully had
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to become friends, but I would say like,
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still hanging out on a day to day texting,
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sending memes like we were in a relationship before I will not
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allow that. I will refuse to answer just to really change
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the dynamic because I feel like that's unfair.
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Like if you don't want to get married,
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you can't comment on a photo.
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Yeah, absolutely. And,
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what do you think are the do s and don't of a
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breakup? Like is there like a no contact thing or
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I feel like it kind of depends how it ended in
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some recently where I did make this video kind of how it
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ended. Like he didn't really do anything like super wrong.
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Like there wasn't no,
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there wasn't any cheating,
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you know, it wasn't like we got in a huge fight
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It was just kind of more so like,
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I don't think this is working out right now.
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So like, let's put this to rest.
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I think you always need to have like a no contact period
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even if it's for like two weeks or like months.
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But you need some time to like,
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cool down the feelings and emotions just because if I saw this
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guy, like two weeks ago,
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I would have been like,
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I love you, let me like,
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Like I would have really in love with the guy,
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you know. So you definitely need a no contact.
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I'm a huge fan of muting anybody that I've ever hugged.
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I think the muting is important just because you don't really want
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to see it. It's just too much,
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you know, I don't want to see what they're doing.
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And I'm like, who's in the back of that photo and
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it's his and, you know,
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like then I'll start spiraling.
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So I think kind of out of sight,
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out of mind is my best way to go.
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I like that and I think muting is safe.
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It's not cutting them off completely.
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Like I can come back when I want to,
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But the power is in my hands because I'm not going to
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I'm not going to give them the attention or it's more so
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for you though, right?
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Like it's like not really like,
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oh I'm going to mute you because,
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but it's for myself,
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it's nothing personal. I know earlier you were like,
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oh, you kind of had to keep relationships going with people
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You've had things with because you kind of worked with them
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How about dating someone in a friend group or your building
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I went out with someone in my apartment building like two
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years ago and, you know,
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we had nothing in common but the building's common space.
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Like we, I did not know this man.
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We were talking about the Amazon packages being sorted like it was
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like bizarre. Definitely awkward.
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I wouldn't say it's not the worst thing to do.
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I think a friend group are working together has like more stake
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in it, but running into them,
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you know, in the lobby is also never pleasant.
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So definitely it's gonna be a little more picky going forward.
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it's when Harry met Sally season,
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do you think single men and women can be friends?
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Yeah, I do think so.
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I have a lot of guy friends.
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I think that there's definitely limits.
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Like there are some guy friends that I have like flirty stuff
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and maybe there's like a little bit more than there than a
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friend. But like that either has been explored and that didn't
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that's just a bit too much.
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I do think guys and girls could be friends though.
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It's not nearly what female friendships are though.
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Like I call my girlfriends all the time.
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I can't call my guy friend.
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that would be scary if I'd want to get him pregnant.
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But, yeah, I do think it's possible,
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with some boundaries and probably like a roster.
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I just want to have a roster so I can do that
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so much, so much work.
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It's a lot of work but it wouldn't make me better at
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just staying friends with people because I wouldn't have to worry about
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you know, stability.
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doing a draft every week.
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Like, I barely know where my socks are.
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I'm not going to be like,
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I don't not care enough.
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which means we're in spooky season.
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Do you have a favorite ghost story?
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You know, ghosting ghosting story?
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I'm kind of a fan of the mutual ghost.
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I do like if we are both kind of ghosting.
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There was like maybe two years ago I was talking to
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this guy and I was still down to go out.
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And I remember that he just kind of never hit me
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back up again. And for the first time ever,
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I was like, Bride and I had dignity then and I
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didn't hit him up and we kind of just mutually faded out
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I ran into him recently and he was like,
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let's get drinks and I was like,
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who is this? But I mean,
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most people that I've ended things with have been,
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it's been like a fade out more than a ghost.
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Like we know that we're alive.
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Maybe they'll like, swipe up later and it just kind of
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like, slowly died or like they've said,
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like, hey, I don't like you that much and I'm
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like, I would have preferred the other ghost.
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I just would have preferred a full ghost act like he died
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Like I got hit by a car,
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but I'm still active on Instagram.
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You know, that's why I prefer that lie.
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actually I used to like ghosting was scary,
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but you're right. I'd rather that than you just,
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there's just no words you weren't interested and that's it.
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Just, I like the music will fade out.
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I feel like should lead it.
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So I don't mind like if they're not planning to do stuff
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I guess that's the end of this.
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I got it babe but still down probably,
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Well, thank you so so much for joining us,
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Daniela. Where can we follow you?
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Of course. I'm on Instagram,
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Daniel Am or a number one.
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I'm on tiktok. It's spelled differently.
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It is D A Nyell A 5000.
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It's a very niche one.
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But if you really liked me,
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you can probably type it in if you ever in New York
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come by, see a show.
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But yeah, this is so fun.
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Thank you. So much for having me.
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Thank you for, let's give a round of.
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