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Help us. Welcome comedian G Lois.
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Oh my God. Thank you guys really made me feel like
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I'm really trying to get into my talent.
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It's like a mindset to be talent because I'm Dominican,
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you know, so I'm just so used to working and showing
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my love and myself through service and I need to relax and
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do you feel like that?
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Sometimes I a Latina woman?
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I feel like it's all eyes on me and I'm like,
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you look really good the last time I saw you had just
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up brown. So you went dark girl.
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I went from a sad to be,
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Right. So, is it because of Scorpio season?
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You're a Scorpio? I'm a Scorpio.
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I'm actually excited for the Scorpio season.
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Scorpio represents death, rebirth and death.
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So a lot of the times you never feel like the end
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of the year is coming,
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you're getting your life together.
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You're declutter, you're cleaning out your apartment,
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you're blocking your exes.
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That's representative of the Scorpio season.
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You're making room for new energy.
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So it gets a little dark.
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That's why I we're black today.
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I wear black because I'm having a funeral for the person,
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the mistakes I made earlier this year.
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I like that. So I wanted to ask you,
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how do you avoid your exes during the holidays?
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I don't, I just honestly,
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I feel like every culture is a little different and something that
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I love the most about my Dominican culture is that we don't
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really ever let our exes go.
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Is that, is that just me or does that happen in
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your culture as well?
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I mean, I don't think so.
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I think in our culture,
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like for example, my parents are separated but my dad,
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he's been going playing Dominoes on my mom's side of the family
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for over 30 years actually because you get close to the family
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Yeah, it's just something that we acknowledge.
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Even when my ex came to visit in New York,
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we went out to smoke hookah.
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No, he's not the guy,
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but it's just part of the culture.
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So I don't really avoid my exes and I actually hit up
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We broke up a year ago and I just wanted to check
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in on him just literally like as a friend,
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as a friend, as a friend.
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Do you think that I'm dumb for that?
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There's no feelings there?
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I don't know their feelings there I'm a gemini.
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I don't know. I think you can be friends with the
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next. I don't want to be like,
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that's, I think friendship.
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That's a hard question because it's like,
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I don't want to talk to you every day.
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That's a boyfriend. We can talk once a year.
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That's a, that's ok.
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Do you have guy friends?
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But it's not like I wouldn't say they're like,
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super close. But I do have,
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I have Jean and I have Lee,
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they are people that they may or may not work here and
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I talk to them like once a year.
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It's amazing. We have one good conversation and then that's it
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You got to move on from your ex at some point
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Of course, is this something about Christmas that makes you
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But you know what the wise words of Steve Harvey?
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He said, he said you can't park a new car in
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the driveway. If there's an old one sitting there,
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I don't like that quote because if you have a big enough
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driveway, you can have a small one.
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But Steve Harvey has a big ass house.
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No, but like this was back in the day when he
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we need to update the quote but I see,
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I like the, I like the,
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I feel like I'm feeling bad about it.
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Are you linking up with any of your exes in the holiday
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I'm, I'm moving forward.
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Ok. So you're moving that car in reverse,
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trying to move you in the back,
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you, you change the gear.
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This is a very nice car,
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nice car. I would say it's a Porsche A P oh
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I am having a hard time attracting a luxury bear.
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So I really, I really be having the Mazdas and Hyundai
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Mazda but the Hyundai are coming up.
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Did you see the way they,
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they're doing them all futuristic?
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I don't want a Hyundai.
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What car do you want?
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This is what he said.
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That's your, that's your problem.
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OK? No, but I think that when you get
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the message, I think there's something wrong with responding if you're
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single but don't be thirsty and put it through chat GP T
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hey, my ex sent me off.
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Plea. Is this fucked up GP T?
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please respond to this message sounding logical like I have moved on
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but keep it original and it does it for you.
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No way. Where do you go for that?
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Oh Shit. Let me tell you my life has gone together
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So I'm low key feeling the pressure of cuffing season.
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Do you have any advice for that?
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And then if you can explain what cuffing season cuff season.
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So I didn't know this when I was younger,
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I was always finding it weird that I would always get a
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little boy around November and then March,
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he would start a weird argument and leave.
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but it kept happening year after year.
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So, you know how men have sports and they'd be doing
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shit during sports like drafts or whatever the fuck.
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Not everyone that starts off in the cuffing season makes it to
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the playoffs. I just got into sports a week ago.
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So I'm learning the language but I'm not making it to the
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playoffs this year. I'm not even drafted.
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I decided not to participate this cuffing season necessarily mean that it
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ends. The woman usually doesn't know that it will end because
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she's so naive and believes in love,
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but the man always knew he was going to leave.
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Oh, shit. I hope that doesn't happen for me.
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It would be like the,
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it's like someone steals a Porsche and she said what a baby
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stealing cars in L A baby stealing cars and all that and
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catic converters. Well,
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Gloria for coming on.
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Let's give her a round of applause.
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Thank you for having me.
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I always have a great time.
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Thank you. And then I see that you've been booked and
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busy on social media tomorrow.
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Would you have anything coming up?
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Yes. So I have a show with my best friend,
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I talk about it all the time.
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So we have a Moiso Indo comedy show in partnership with the
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New York Comedy Festival.
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We're really excited about that.
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And yeah, we're going to be doing the show on
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November 17th. Tickets are already on sale and we're probably gonna
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sell out because that's usually what,
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no, you guys are gonna sell out.
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You guys are gonna sell out.
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So that's what's happening.
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And then yeah, you gotta come to a show.
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We gotta fly you out.
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Oh my God. I would love that.
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So that's what we have going on.
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So don't. Oh Thank you so much.
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