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Oh OK, so we asked you guys to send us cheesement
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anonymously and dude, I heard that these submissions were hot.
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Our producers pick their favorites,
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and now we are gonna read them for the first time.
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I got some cheese it for you.
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My father-in-law who's out in Vietnam,
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had a fall recently.
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you know. My husband,
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trying to be a good son,
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FaceTimes him to check in and make sure he's all right.
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but during the call,
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he catches a glimpse of a woman in the background.
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And this isn't just any woman.
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Oh, OK. She's about 30 years younger than the stepmom
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he's supposed to be with.
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Oh, so this is another lady.
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Turns out this lady friend is actually his mistress.
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Oh damn. And guess what?
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There's a baby in the mix.
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So how old is the because 30 years younger,
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no. You know what though?
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but,, he got with a lady,
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a girl that's the same age as my freaking wife.
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So a year goes by and my brother-in-law decides to take a
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little trip back to the homeland to see what's really going on
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Oh, he goes full undercover.
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He gets a hair sample from the baby,
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brings it back, and has it tested.
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brother Jesus. Surprise,
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surprise, the baby isn't even the sueros.
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Oh my God that's messed up.
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Oh shoot. So whose baby is it?
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Oh my God. Oh my God,
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is that what is a bastard child?
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I don't know. But anyways,
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but he's still out here acting like he's this proud new dad
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He's like, my son is on his stood.
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We've all kind of distanced ourselves because things got messy,
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but we're on the street is he's still with the mistress,
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and now there's another baby.
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Maybe hopefully that one's his.
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Even though he's still with the other lady too,
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but like, oh my God,
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that's a lot. That's,
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that's some tea right there for sure.
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shout out to the brother that flew across the freaking whatever,
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flew to Vietnam to get the hair sample for the DNA test
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What he brought it back in the plane?
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Yeah, like the little vi so cute.
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I don't know why he started crying.
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Put in a test tube fly back.
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Oh my God, that's a real one right there,
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but also maybe it's a real chemo,
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so that's why he wanted to go get the tea for real
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he went far and wide for that tea.
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All right, let's move on to the next story.
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I got cheese for you.
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So I've been with my boyfriend for 9 months now.
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OK. Things have been good.
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He's been saying stuff like,
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babe, I'm so lucky I found you.
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And we've been talking about future plans like this feels serious.
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But today, Today I did something I probably shouldn't have done
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Oh. He keeps his journal,
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says it's for clearing his mind.
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And usually I wouldn't snoop,
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but today my intrusive thoughts won.
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She was chismosa. And you know what they say,
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brother, when you look for it,
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you're gonna find it.
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When I looked for it,
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I found it. I found it.
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I opened it and the first line I read.
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I have two side chicks and I feel terrible for it.
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It doesn't make me feel good.
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dude, like I read it 3 times,
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I read it 3 times to make sure I wasn't imagining things
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This wasn't some old entry from way back.
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this is like fresh cheese,
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man, like last month,
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dude it's yeah, it's a oh my God,
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that that that tea that just got out of the stove.
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OK. I've been in a pissy mood all day,
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keeps asking me why,
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but I don't know how to approach this as I invaded his
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privacy. Anyways, stay tuned,
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I'll keep y'all posted.
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Like she said, I don't want him to know that I
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invade his privacy because it's,
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it's like two side chicks,
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right? I like that I would have thrown it at him
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What is this? it on the table like come home.
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I want to know more.
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That's not fair. What if Homeboy just testing her?
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He's like, could I actually trust her to not go through
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my shit, repete or it's gonna be a little chismosa,
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go through my journal and be like at the very bottom,
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got your ass. Or I don't know,
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porque like regardless, look,
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I think no matter what happens next,
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if it's real or not,
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like, I think the relationship is over.
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Yeah, she abuses trust.
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And or homie might have a side or two side chicks.
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But then again, like this guy has a freaking journal in
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plain sight writing his dirty laundry in it.
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I was gonna say because I have a journal on my phone
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but I write like shit like today we saw the baby's
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ultrasound and like you're so cute.
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That shit wha you know,
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please keep us posted.
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Everybody and for everyone out there,
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this is a new segment that we're doing with Chime.
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Please send in your Chiismme DMs on the We Are Me Too
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and then write the cheese and we'll feature it anonymously.
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