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Yo, it's time for my favorite segment.
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Best comments of the week.
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You guys are so funny,
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my God. Let's get into it.
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Never heard of a man tell me Jacqueline epuna pinche casinoscarons.
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Come Netflix and chill.
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You're taking a shower without me and the.
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Oh, this, this video,
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man, she, she had a lot to say.
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I comments had their own thoughts as well.
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But the dating world out there,
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Really? Yeah, is that bad?
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And I was just in it for a year and a half
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But thank God I found someone in the clearance rack.
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Well, see this person,
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I'm with everything except the 10 kids.
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This is true. That's a lot of kids.
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yeah, that's a lot of kids think about,
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right? They had a bunch of kids.
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Get rancho queer tortillas no mija and ran nose estarbus chipotle.
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Oh. I like how you said that's funny man.
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we're in different times.
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Like, bro, high key,
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my wife doesn't cook.
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I cook everything and it's fine,
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but she works. I work too.
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But anyways, I feel like maybe homeboys,
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He thinks that women have the volter tortillas to be wifey material
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you just need someone there for you.
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And the rancho never comes,
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but the kids, the kids are there,
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but all the the promises like,
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oh, que casa que que this it's like.
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she's basically saying. Oh,
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this is also the same thing.
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What what's funny is the dude will give her the kids only
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Do you like toast or biscuit with that?
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Oh, it's toast or biscuits.
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She wants a biscuit.
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Alao, the way she said biscuit clear as day has me
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rolling. That's yeah she said biscuit,
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not biscuit, or you know she had a little twang.
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My mom only understands my English too.
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See, it's the way you say things.
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She's not a no sabo.
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She's more of a yeah nogo mijo.
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Repeat yourself. It's like you like huh.
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I still remember trying to make an order for like 7 people
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and they all decided to modify the order.
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infuriating. Oh, like they're the ones that are,
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bro. Did your parents ever do that shit to you?
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It's like. I remember,
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so we go to Wendy's renamesto and I'm like you
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could order, bro like you speak enough English to order your
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food. No, and you're the kid that stuck with helping
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your parents translate every single thing.
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Yeah, no, my dad hands me his phone and say
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like if he's talking to someone that only speaks
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English, he hands me his phone and like he'll tell me
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OK, then I'll translate it like,
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yeah. Oh like this is exactly how I translate and they
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reply in English too,
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Spanglish for the wind.
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have you ever been around a Filipino?
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It's kind of the same thing.
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Like they're like popcorn,
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and I'm like, I know that word.
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It's like that those little just funny how language is.
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Some words don't translate.
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It's like the exact same word,
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but the way you pronounce it,
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yeah. Well, that's the last comment.
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Guys keep commenting, keep replying,
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and we'll feature your comments on the show.
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Honestly you guys are funnier than us.
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