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Bennifer Saga Continues & Target Joyride

September 20, 2024
John Leguizamo and Ben DeJesus discuss their new series, American Historia. Instagram finally hires a bouncer, Tupperware gets evicted from our kitchens, and an 8-year-old ghost rides the whip all the way to Target.
Show transcript
00:00
Hey guys, welcome back to Mitu Daily.
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I'm Jenny and we've got a great show for you guys today
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and you know, we're rebranding it all.
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You know, it used to be called Lincoln Bio.
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Now it's called Mitu Daily and I got new hair for the
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occasion too. I used to have brown.
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I have black. I'm ready for spooky season and I just
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I went from a Satie to a badie.
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Go off queen, go off.
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All right. Speaking of spooky season,
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let's get to this next story.
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Borrowing tip away from your mom might be dangerous.
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Now, sister, wait,
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what do you mean?
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I, I keep them.
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That's the problem. Ok.
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Well, those days are,
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you know, over now specifically since the company behind Tupperware has
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filed for bankruptcy. Here's the skinny,
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here's the low down,
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right? Tupperware brands,
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the company behind the iconic containers that we know and love,
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right? Said it was seeking Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
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Oh, no, not chapter 11.
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I know that's what I mean.
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Chapter 10. Ok.
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But chapter 11 we're doomed anyways.
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So after struggling to revitalize its core business,
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you know, ain't nobody buying Tupperware no more,
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brother that's probably what it is like,
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especially since restaurants are basically giving away reusable food containers.
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My mom, no,
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you know, we save everything and we've been a problem,
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sis, if you think about it,
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you know, the butter container and you know,
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the glass jars that the coffee comes in with the sour cream
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but use the coffee jar for her habanero sausage.
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She makes. Ok.
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So I feel like we're kind of that too.
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Yeah, I mean that is true.
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And you know what's crazy brother?
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I always thought Tupperware was just a broad term for food containers
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I didn't think that it was like a brand brand.
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I mean you just saw like the container like,
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oh it's on Tupper.
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That's a Tupper so far it's still around but it ain't looking
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good. All right now let's keep it a toilet to the
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next story. So Target GTA,
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I don't know but kids nowadays are built different look.
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So check this out.
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An eight year old girl took an SUV from her Ohio home
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and drove like miles away to a Target.
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An eight year old girl drove yes alone to Target.
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She went on her own target run and yeah,
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later she was found unharmed according to authorities.
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But damn, she just said f it,
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I'm to Target Sis was trying to get that new Stanley Cup
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drop. Brother. Jeez.
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Like that's crazy. They're ruthless man.
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Like they don't care.
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Look. So this girl drove a 2020 Nissan rogue,
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11 miles. It's like more or less like a 30 minute
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drive without driving. Jeez,
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if you think about it,
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like, she's driving pretty well compared to a lot of drivers
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out here. She's not signaling.
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So that's already a good,
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you know, very L A,
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you know, no turn signals exist and she's weaving a
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little bit piz 10 because of the,
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like, I just,
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like, do look,
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that's crazy. The kids today up to date are built different
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But how did 30 minutes and just like messing with the
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station? I have a little cup.
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But dude, how does her little foot get to the gas
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pedal on the break?
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Do you have self driving?
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Maybe not a little pillow.
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I don't know, dude.
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But that's honestly, that's skills right there.
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This is not her first time.
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That's another thing because she hit anybody.
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No one hit her.
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I want footage of her pulling up to Target.
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Like I want to see her pulling it to a spot or
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you know, I can spot.
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You're good. You're good.
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She's scraping the other cars.
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But no, she didn't.
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So imagine like you get in front of her and you're,
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you know, you're about to look and you're like,
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there's nobody there. You see like a little colli like that's
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it. Like a little transit just there and it's like,
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what the hell? Damn.
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That's crazy. Well,
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thank God she's OK.
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First of all her parents are going to have to hide the
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car keys from now on because this is insane but on her
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ass because I don't know what the hell happened.
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But kids man, but anyhoo,
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let's let's talk about Bennifer,
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shall we? Because we got,
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we got to get into that right now.
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So the beer saga continues.
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Look, I love them.
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But honestly, they remind me of like the white version of
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Cardi B and offset another kid that we're broken up.
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What is it? So,
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rumors are that they,
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that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck met up at Beverly Hills and
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my boy, Ben couldn't keep his hands off of Jenny.
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Yep. Allegedly they're still attracted to each other.
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I mean, they toxic,
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toxic brother, seriously.
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You know, and I mean,
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we're looking at two decades of playing games.
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Yeah. What's next freaking benefit?
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3.0 it is 2.0 yeah.
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No, I was rooting for them the entire time.
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So in a way I'm going,
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I'm glad that the fire is still there because I was disappointed
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I was like we were rooting for you to be,
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we're all rooting for you.
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You know, it gave us hope,
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right? Because a lot of times they would say,
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oh, that's the one that got away.
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Like, look, he's back 2.0 let's make it happen and
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then it didn't happen.
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But yeah, I mean,
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if you think about it,
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look, he's from Boston Right.
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She's from the Bronx,
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Jenny from the Bronx.
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And this is just essentially proof that Boston and Ny have beef
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However they need each other,
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they can't stay away,
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they need that like,
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hey, what's up baby?
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And like, man,
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you know what? You ain't shit.
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Oh no, that's not you.
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I don't know. I mean,
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it's just like, what is it?
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Well, brother, regardless of the situation,
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they honestly look happy even though supposedly the divorce is still going
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forward. But I don't know.
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I feel like this,
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I feel like TVE no pace or it's on pause or reverse
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like, yeah, maybe they're going to be,
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you know, like,
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hey, we were just mad.
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Yeah, or they're going to point it to the world.
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Got him, got your ass,
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you know. So in a way,
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I'm like, I'm rooting for them,
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I'm rooting for them and I hope,
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I think maybe it took this to be like,
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nah, I freaking care about you,
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you know, I care about you.
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It's been miserable. I've been so miserable.
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It's kind of what I wanted back then,
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but it didn't happen like that for me,
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bro. So Instagram has finally made teen accounts private as pressure
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mounted on the app to protect Children.
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Honestly, I can't believe it took this long.
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Really? Yeah, I doubt it will keep all the creeps
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out though. But still it's something.
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No. Yeah, it's a step in the right direction.
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So essentially what ID is gonna do is,
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new teens joining the app will automatically receive a teen
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account. And so existing teens that are on the IG app
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already will be moved to teen account within the next 60 days
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And I mean,
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it's funny because like you said,
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like I know some kids are gonna,
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like, they, they're gonna lie about their age and get
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the account. But overall,
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regardless of all that,
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I just hope it keeps the kids safe because same here,
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same here. And in my humble opinion,
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I don't think teens should have social media really.
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And this is because it's like,
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dude, like, like me as a grown woman in my
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thirties, I'm affected by that.
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Like if someone calls me,
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you know, you know,
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on the freaking on the show.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
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I got a comment that said I was a 66 Torta and
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what? But if someone calls me something,
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I'm getting my feels about it.
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I'm like, you know,
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I'm just like, dude,
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I can only imagine what this to kids or comparing yourself body
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wise to someone else or where your life's at and all this
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stuff. You're being constantly stimulated by all of this,
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you know, and it's like,
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it's a lot so imagine what it does to kids like,
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you know, and I'm mature or at least like I like
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to think I am.
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So like, what age do you think is a good age
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for younger people? So you get,
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because when did, when did you get your first social media
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account? Ok, myspace,
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myspace, myspace. So that was I was young like around
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that. Yeah, I was in when I got there and
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those top eight things were more,
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that's where it all started.
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The friends were bickering at each other.
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Like why is she on your top eight?
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Not me and this and that and then they changed it to
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top 16. So it kind of,
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I don't know. But I mean,
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look as a parent,
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all you can do is try to supervise your kids.
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That's their kids though.
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I mean, I can put up the restrictions just to cover
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their asses on the legal side.
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Ultimately, if the parents like monitor by mom,
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it's like you do it and that's fine.
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I don't, I don't judge parents that like let their kids
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have social media. It's fine by all means that's your kid
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You know, like who am I to say?
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When should I? He get on social media,
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brother? Well, funny enough she has an IG already.
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No way. I don't vote.
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I think she follows you fake as she follows me.
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I'm not active on it but I mean it counts,
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I can put pictures but she follows me.
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I believe that's fucked up,
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bro. On my end.
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I'm going to look her up right after this.
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I'm not going to say here.
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But yeah, that was pretty clever.
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But yeah, I think what's it called?
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She has a social media account but I'm not going to let
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her actually be active on.
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So, until she's a legal age of the app,
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it's like, I'm going to be that boomer parents.
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It's like, but I like,
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let me see, let me supervise.
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No, just when you're actually old enough to do this thing
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on your own. Even with some supervision then you can get
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on it. Yeah.
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No, for sure.
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But I get this for kids that have social media and I
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like that there's more like a safer option in honor of Hispanic
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Heritage Month. We sent our boy Gene to go chat with
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John Laiz AO and Ben de Jesus,
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the creators of American Historia,
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the untold History of Latinos,
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which premieres September 27th.
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What up Gene? Why did you guys make American Historia?
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And who's it for?
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We had no choice but to make it.
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I mean, Latin facts and Latin history and Latin contributions are
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completely the erased from American history.
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So it behooves us for our Children,
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our grandchildren, our great grandchildren to start putting it back into
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history. Exactly. I remember watching when John was doing
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rehearsals for his new one man show,
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Latin History for Morons,
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that was part of the inspiration is that John was uncovering these
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incredible stories in front of theater audiences in front of.
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Even remember we would have like public school teachers that you were
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enlightening and we just kind of realized,
10:44
wait a second, there's something here.
10:45
So around 2018, like,
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you know what, let's put this on a,
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on a, on a TV show.
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We're excited to put this story out here because a lot of
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Latino youth, they don't realize that they should have so much
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pride in our roots.
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That's really what it's about.
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It's about showing up and showing that.
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You know what we've been here.
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We've been giving contributions to the planet since the,
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since the dawn of time.
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First episode is our empire.
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So thousands of years before it was America,
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you know, our great empires,
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we, we contributed so much to the world that never gets
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said. And then episode two is from the conquest to the
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19 hundreds. And the third episode is the 19 hundreds to
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the seventies to all the activism that we were part of because
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we were also fighting against segregation,
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red lining Jim Crow laws against us.
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Basically living in an apartheid system in,
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in the West and Southwest.
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So did we want to include all that?
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Yeah. On stage there's only so much you can cover people
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are there to see a broadway show with this one.
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We were really ready to dig in and go a little deeper
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One of the amazing things that we did on a trip
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to Mexico, what was that d with the W we,
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we actually went under the pyramid.
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That was incredible. It was something that had just been discovered
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maybe 20 years ago.
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And John and me and the camera crew,
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that was incredible. It was we're excited to share with the
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world and excited for people to see it.
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September 27th, what's it called American story of the untold history
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Why should they see it?
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Because you need to,
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you deserve to be in life,
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you need to be educated.
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Yo. Welcome back to La Bota.
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E OK. So yesterday was National voter registration day and we
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wanted to play some games with our staff to see what's faster
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right? Everyday challenges or registering to vote.
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Spoiler alert. It's a lot faster than you expect.
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Thank you Jenny. And we are out here about to begin
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with the Cafecito a challenge.
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What is faster making a cup of coffee from scratch or Alejo
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is gonna be registering to vote.
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How are you guys feeling right now?
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I'll be done like,
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hey, can you make me a cup actually?
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Because I'll be waiting for you.
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Oh, I feel like you sound a little slow.
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I'm making two cups.
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Can we just get into this?
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Ok. Let's go.
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321 to latino.org/oh. There it is.
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Oh, he's already on the website.
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He's already on the website.
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Come on now's got a boil.
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Get your head in the game you're already putting in his address
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Oh my gosh.
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Make sure it's his real address,
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brother. OK. I got this thing.
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He is quick. Wait.
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He's almost done. He's only grinding the beans grind of.
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Oh, he almost done.
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Literally sitting watching water boil.
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Yeah, I like mine,
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with cream.
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A little, little cream.
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I don't have sugar or cream.
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Sorry, you're gonna have to take it strong.
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Raw bubbles. California.
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I don't know. North Ridge.
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Oh, wait, I was how you make it?
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I think so. According to you.
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Voters driver's license. Oh,
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the, oh my God.
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Hurry up L A county.
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Ok. Yeah. Should I put my mailing address as my
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ID or the where I live now?
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Struggling? I would recommend doing where you live.
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Now, what if I move out?
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I consent to the use of my DMV signature.
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Why are you throwing stuff,
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bro? I'm trying to help the country.
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I'm almost done. I'm almost done.
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I'm just double checking all everything mail.
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Ok. Yes. DMV.
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Submit and baby, I am done.
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I'm ready for the ball.
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I'll see you at the pool on November 5th,
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baby. I got you.
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All right. So where's my cup at?
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How are we looking over here?
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They still, they still sizzling in there.
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It was less time than making a cup of coffee.
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So it's that easy people that easy.
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Welcome back to round two.
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Today we are swiping for love and we're going to find out
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what takes longer registering to vote or setting up a dating profile
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Ok, Jenny,
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what do you think?
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I think I'm going to win.
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Unfortunately, I haven't registered to vote yet.
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I thought I would be called to jury duty if I did
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But guess what,
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I've been called in three times already and I'm not a registered
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voter. Not. I took a start over here.
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How about you, Eugene?
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How do you feel?
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Come on, brother.
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I got some pictures from 2016 that are,
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that's catfishing. They're going to work.
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It's going to work.
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I'm going to get multiple yeses.
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Ok. All right.
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Bootleg rust enough jibber jabber enough.
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Yapping. Let's get into it ready.
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123. Oh, he's going to have the app our app
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store. You got to go to it,
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you know. Oh well,
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she's already on the form and everything.
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That's cool. That's cool.
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We get in there.
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It will take two minutes.
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I'm in the zone.
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Oh, I'm waiting for a code.
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Boom. Let's go.
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Best feature Apple ever did me.
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Me it's not a race thing y'all.
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It's just register to vote,
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please. We're all United.
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United States of America.
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Am I right? Hip Latinos.
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Not off to a good start.
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You gotta wait for the email now.
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He has to verify that it's him waiting for a verification code
16:05
We got it,
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we got it, we got it.
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It's all good and look at that.
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Look how old I am,
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bro. I thought I was.
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Oh damn. Look where we at 33.
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I think you might have a chance.
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Oh, I know.
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Hold on to your neighborhood.
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Oh my God. He's already in the neighborhood.
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So you need a match.
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What type of relationships are you looking for?
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You have to fill out all those dots here.
16:27
This is my God.
16:29
She's almost on the farm hand.
16:30
They're doing the height thing on me.
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00, who knows?
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My? You're 6 ft in my eyes.
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I'm six driver's license number.
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Shout out West Covina.
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What are your family plans?
16:42
I think I want kids.
16:43
Do you drink sometimes?
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Do you smoke tobacco or not?
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No shot? Do you smoke weed?
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Show off the person behind the profile with pigs,
16:54
videos and prom. Oh,
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here we go. We're talking pictures over here.
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I'm going, I'm going to the 2016 folder.
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He's one of his favorites in the good old days.
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That favorites. Let's go.
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Damn. I know the dog,
17:06
dog, dog pictures do numbers,
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bro. Literally, he has to go to the very,
17:10
very top of his album to get those 2016 pictures.
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Are you done? Is it?
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Yes. Yes, you're done.
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You're done. Oh,
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shit. Oh wait,
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wait, he's still taking the pictures.
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It takes time the faster to register to vote than to set
17:35
up a dating profile.
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The more you know,
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we are ready for our final challenge.
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Get ready with me or get ready with me to register by
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mail. This is gonna be intense.
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Sister Leon is gonna run one mile to the nearest mailbox and
17:57
ship that baby off and Daniela is gonna be getting ready.
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Full glam, full glam.
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Who do you guys think is faster?
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I have faith in me.
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I've been really late recently to work and I've had to show
18:09
up camera ready. So I feel like my skills have really
18:11
developed. So I have faith in me for sure.
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What do you think?
18:14
Keyword is late? You weren't on time and you were behind
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So I'll be ahead of this curve.
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I'll see you at the finish line.
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Well, your shoes are untied.
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So you, you literally an hour off.
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Why don't you going outside?
18:32
Oh, I heard about this room.
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Oh my God. Ok.
18:36
All right. So,
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oh, she has to unpack everything first concealer foundation,
18:40
eyebrow beauty blender. Do you actually have to do every single
18:43
part of that photo gov I'm gonna be printing a lovely registration
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form. How many pages?
18:49
27 dear God. Oh Snap.
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Oh my God. This is so important because it keeps everything
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on my face all day.
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And even when I cry a little bit like during my lunch
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break, wait, where's the tray?
19:03
Oh my God. You know what?
19:05
This is gonna slow me down is the amount of paper we
19:07
gotta do contour. So contour here,
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here, here, here,
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I know I look crazy right now.
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Or just chisels your face.
19:16
I wonder how Liam's doing because this is taking forever.
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Yes, Mr Studio City.
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That's where I rep.
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Perfect. Perfect. Oh,
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that's you. We're gonna start combing my brows.
19:33
I should do that.
19:34
I think you can comb your brows.
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You should you want them?
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All right. Let's go.
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Ok. Ok. Ok.
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Ok. Ok. Ok.
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I think we have Danielle's probably doing her blush by now.
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She's not what's blush.
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It's just like a little beauty secret.
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Ok. Yes. Give her a kiss.
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If I do make it a little late.
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Like if I'm in line by eight they have to wait like
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they cannot kick me out of line.
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If I have to put up a fight like I will and
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I look good doing this,
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braid the ship. Let's go.
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Oh oh OK. Wait,
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wait, we're gonna do some highlighter.
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Go. Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God,
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I'm freaking out. You got this,
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you got this, you got,
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you got this. It's OK.
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We can cut out a couple of steps.
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I'm still gonna look good DDD A they're up,
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they're up, you see them,
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you see them go,
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go, go everything all good.
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Oh It's Jenny. Oh it's Jenny.
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Hey, how are you brother?
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It's over. You emailed it.
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Yeah, it's done.
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Who? That was insane.
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That was so intense.
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But it was fun and quick like Liam,
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he was quick. He was quick with it.
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Make sure to check this out and make sure your voice is
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heard. Head to voto Latino foundation.org/me too for easy access to
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registering.