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Anti-Chancla Law and Fake Pandas

September 23, 2024
Francisco Ramos puts us on to his favorite Venezuelan restaurant, Anni Garcia explains how she was treated more unjustly than Anna Delvey. Colombia's anti-chancla law hits home, a new moon just dropped, and a Chinese zoo has Temu pandas.
Show transcript
00:05
Yo, welcome back to me too.
00:06
Daily. I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny and sister.
00:10
I just wanna get to the news.
00:11
Let's go. Let's do it.
00:12
Why was it a day?
00:14
It's been a day.
00:15
Oh man. Well,
00:16
sister has no one ever hit you with the when the
00:19
moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
00:23
That's oh my God.
00:26
No brother. I'm still waiting for him.
00:29
All right. Well,
00:30
I drunk somewhere right now.
00:31
To be honest, I don't know with a little wine glass
00:34
the juices are flowing.
00:35
I got OK. Yeah.
00:36
Well, look, apparently the chance of that happening have now
00:40
doubled. What do you mean?
00:42
Earth will get a second moon for about two months this year
00:45
when a small asteroid begins to orbit our planet?
00:48
Oh my God. So in that song,
00:49
small one move now says there's two moons.
00:53
I have to check in with my horoscope.
00:55
Girlies. They need to explain what this means for my son
00:58
My ass is a Scorpio.
01:00
You know this brother.
01:01
So this can't be good.
01:03
And then, and then you know the tide brother,
01:06
we're doomed. Two moons pulling it.
01:09
Now is that how it works.
01:10
I think so. Well,
01:12
the was discovered in August and it's set to become a mini
01:15
moon revolving around earth in a horseshoe shape from September 29th to
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November 25th. 0 my gosh.
01:21
Oh my God. This is going to be so crazy.
01:22
I wonder how close they are going to be to each other
01:24
If I had to collide they would die.
01:26
I don't know. Well,
01:29
look so getting all technical now its name is 2024 dash PT
01:34
five and it's only 10 m.
01:36
I think Elon Musk would name his child.
01:40
That is true. Right?
01:41
A one X 24 maybe he named this thing.
01:44
He saw it. He was like he was in a test
01:46
Oh look, it's only 10 m.
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So it's pretty small,
01:49
right? That's about 33 ft.
01:51
It's about as big as our two story studio.
01:53
So not that big if you think about it,
01:56
but it could end us.
01:57
I'm just kidding. I was like,
01:59
oh no, no deep impact like a movie.
02:03
Dude. I can imagine the Astrology girls and Crystal mommies about
02:09
to double. Yeah,
02:11
they're gonna be like,
02:11
hey look, there's two moons now.
02:13
So we got double the options rising,
02:16
there's two rising moons now.
02:17
Like I gotta go in,
02:19
you know what's going to happen.
02:21
But also if those girls come up to you run on a
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lighter note, I know that was kind of dark and they
02:26
were going to go a little darker.
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That's why I was like,
02:28
on a lighter note,
02:29
like I, I read it.
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Ok, look. So we're not gonna die but we're gonna
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go back, take it back a little bit.
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Right? So we're gonna almost die.
02:41
Well, actually this law protects you from any explain,
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please. There is apparently a no Chala law where,
02:49
well, before we get into it,
02:50
all I want to say is where was this law when I
02:53
was growing up? Because there was a couple of times where
02:55
it got pretty intense and oh Jesus Christ,
03:01
what's way see us are talking about that was the kind of
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stuff we were dealing with back then.
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It exists in Colombia,
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right? There is this law that would have saved my ass
03:10
so many times. Well,
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spit it out. OK.
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It's a no chan la law.
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Stop playing with me.
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I know my mom's hands like twitch and she's like no dude
03:23
I'm not playing,
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look. So it's called the Anti Law and it's a real
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law since 2021. And it's aimed at eliminating physical and psychological
03:31
harm towards Children. Why was this not around when I was
03:35
growing up? And you know what?
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I don't think it's technically still around.
03:39
They're just like, oh yeah,
03:39
no child abuse. Like no,
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we need specifics. Like for these Latino parents,
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I was like, no specifically chan class.
03:44
So like this clips of it being discussed on the Colombian news
03:47
and it's doing numbers on tiktok and that's why it's,
03:49
you know, resurfaced.
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Like, dude, 2021 has been around for a minute.
03:53
Like has Mexico done this,
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has the US done this.
03:56
We're the best country in the world but we don't have the
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anti chau the law.
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But I can already hear the mo saying like,
04:09
you know what we need though,
04:16
is it? I don't know.
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But as soon as you start for a,
04:21
you're just like, oh no,
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I, I I'm like,
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yeah, like Angelito that me and my brother were like argue
04:29
all of a sudden my dad just does and I'm like,
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I love you. You know what spot is doing the thing
04:38
with the seats. We laughing about this.
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I mean, I just do it now and like SD oh
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sorry, I mean I never want to hit my kids like
04:50
that dude. It's like,
04:52
no, no, no,
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no, this ends here,
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this here. So I mean,
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I guess I kind of want to ask you wouldn't use a
04:58
chunk on your kids or any kind of P PPP is different
05:02
I think pow pow is like what's P PPP?
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I think like a little like a little brother.
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I have a buck like a big ass.
05:17
I got branded with that buckle by accident.
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Really? This accident by accident.
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But I turned out,
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ok, I turn out ok,
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there's some trauma. No,
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I'm just kidding. But now I know I don't want to
05:39
Like, when did your parents?
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I know. So,
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apparently you've had some experiences with the,
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what was that one moment where your parent was?
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Like, you know what?
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We're too old for this shit.
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I don't remember. But I know that they stopped and I
05:51
think they felt bad.
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They're like, we shouldn't be hitting your kids.
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That realization for me.
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I asked because I feel like my story is kind of funny
06:00
We were in the kitchen somehow.
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I don't know. And I was like,
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get me, I'm like,
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and she gets a spoon and she's about to hit my arm
06:08
and I just put my arm up and it breaks and she
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was like, they have to be quiet.
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I like that. That was the last thing.
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She was like, dude,
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this guy's a freaking teenager.
06:19
He's old already. But anyway,
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yeah, don't come after my parents guys,
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you know, they were like,
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it was a tradition,
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I guess back in the day,
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I don't know. But they learned from it and guess what
06:34
I am not going to hit my kids just pop up
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Get out of here.
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I need jean for this one.
06:45
Am I tranquil? Gene?
06:46
Have you heard about these pandas at the Shanwei Zoo in China
06:50
First of all,
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Jenny, I love pandas,
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especially when they're express.
06:54
But I haven't heard of them and I love pandas.
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They're usually clumsy as hell.
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Always falling off shit.
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Like pretty sure there's nothing behind those eyes but they're cute.
07:03
Well, check these pandas out.
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Do they look weird too?
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I don't, I don't think pandas are that small j and
07:10
why does this guy have a tail?
07:12
I've never seen a panda with a tail while they look fake
07:15
Right. Yeah,
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for sure. Because they are,
07:17
they are fake zoo goers in China got fines after discovering that
07:23
the so called pandas were actually dogs with for how can you
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not tell that's not a panda,
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Jenny. Honestly, it would have fooled my ass.
07:31
I'll tell you that you would have got cooked.
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They're so cute in especially seeing a panda for the first time
07:36
You would have been posting like you,
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it would have fooled me seeing a panda.
07:40
I've never seen a panda with I've never seen a panda
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in real life, but you know what?
07:45
It didn't last long for people to know and they got caught
07:48
up the zoo initially tried to play it off by saying they
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were a breed of panda dogs,
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but customers weren't having it and they began asking for refunds,
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which is what I would do.
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When asked a rep from the zoo said there are no panda
08:04
bears at the zoo and we wanted to do this as a
08:06
result, bro. Are you serious?
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So they went to Canal Street and just picked up a dog
08:12
like let's go, oh my God,
08:17
they're about as fake as those purses.
08:18
They saw on Canal Street.
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My friend. That's some bullshit though.
08:22
It is. But honestly,
08:24
yeah. Yeah, the people running that zoo,
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y'all really got it though cause I gotta tip my hat because
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y'all really, we're fooling people with this nineties ass cartoon scheme
08:35
and y'all might be the scammers of the year with this one
08:37
because I'm sure it lasted a while before they found out they
08:44
wear mascara, got them dressed up and shit.
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I hope at least they're using you know,
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like things that are safe for them,
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you know, animal.
08:51
Yeah, that's true.
08:52
That is so true.
08:53
But that does look like me when I wake up at night
08:57
of partying, it has one eye than the other.
09:00
That's why tell me take off your makeup before you go to
09:03
bed. That's how I look when I don't take.
09:05
But now I don't know about you,
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but now I'm going to be checking extra hard when I go
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to any zoo. I freaking,
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hey guys, we are here with Venezuelan comedian Francisco Ramos at
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a Mara cafe and I heard it's the best f fun spot
09:29
out here. It is,
09:30
man. So let's find out we gotta get in there because
09:32
people get, we gotta get a table.
09:34
Let's go, let's go.
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So, have you been here before Francisco?
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Yes, this is a very special place.
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This is where they go to places to go get Venezuelan food
09:45
and, and especially if you're in Pasadena.
09:47
See, I'm wondering what,
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what do you order?
09:49
Because some of these things I've never heard of,
09:53
the most popular dish is arepas.
09:54
I or I think arepa Rena pepi is very popular,
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which is like chicken with avocado and mayonnaise.
10:00
It's really good. I have to try it.
10:01
I'm excited to try it.
10:02
Kenya are also very famous in Venezuela because that's,
10:04
it's like a mozzarella stick,
10:06
but 100% much better.
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It's baked. The cheese is based like everybody you can have
10:11
sauces and you can dip it or you can eat it by
10:13
itself. It's delicious.
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So yeah, just order.
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Hey, I got this.
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Oh my God. OK.
10:19
These are the, this is like it's like garlic sauce.
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This is like guava and then garlic sauce.
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So don't kiss your girlfriend.
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Oh Wow. It is hot at that.
10:35
Oh Hey. Mm OK.
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Let's see. Hey,
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don't quit. That's all that's us.
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Oh Thank you so sweet.
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And like this, you can use it like that and like
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a sandwich you can just like go in.
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I'm not even saying it just to be polite like it's really
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good. Hey, that was a good bit.
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I love cheese. My dad used,
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we used to stop at like a cheese food truck in Venezuela
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and then like to take home.
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So like and you could always have the samples.
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So I was a little kid.
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I mean I'm like those now,
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but I don't care what was the biggest culture shock.
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Like, after moving from Venezuela,
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remember, like, for example,
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one thing going to the supermarket and seeing how full it was
11:48
you know, like,
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I remember going like,
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wow, like, so many types of milks and I remember
11:53
going around and it was like,
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nice. It was like,
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and like, cold and like,
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it was ac and you were like,
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you got married,,
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married, I married,
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I, I, well,
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I've been here since I was 12 more American than Venezuela into
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a white family. Yeah.
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Well, it was,
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I guess she's from North Carolina.
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So like, I remember and we met when get out was
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out. So like,
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so I remember when they she's like,
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hey, you wanna come visit my family?
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I was like, are they gonna have any tea or like
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you? But it was complete opposite.
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They're great. They're very,
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you know, like loving and very,
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you know, nice to me and like,
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they made me feel welcome since the beginning.
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So, so it's great.
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I mean, and one thing that I,
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I think obviously one of the reasons that we're together is because
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she's also very family oriented.
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I mean, Latino,
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like that's, that's all we have,
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you know, what we do in terms of everything is with
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the family. So the fact that she's also very family oriented
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that's, that was like a huge pa you were part
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of the Netflix. The Joke Festival.
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Yeah, it was,
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it was great, man.
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It was awesome because my first time that it gave me a
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show, luckily I sold out at the Hollywood improv and it
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was good to be just part of it also to hang because
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festivals with comedy is the best.
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Things are hanging out in the Hollywood palladium.
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They like, set up a whole thing where like,
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would you hang out with all the comedians?
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So you see comedians that are,
13:15
are in New York or nationally?
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So it's cool to see that.
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Do you cook Venezuelan food like yourself or if so like what's
13:23
like your go to dish?
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Yeah, I mean,
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I think Arepas definitely.
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It's like I make him,
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you know, like in my,
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because it's, it is very,
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very easy to make you,
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you can buy the flour at any Latina restaurant because my dad
13:34
like, he was,
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he used to like make it like the,
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where you put it like in a,
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like in a griddle and like,
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you know, cook it like the,
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the, the old school way.
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So I still do it like that.
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So so yeah,
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I make arepas, you know,
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at home all the time.
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So the special is called Venezuelan American.
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So right now it's on youtube,
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basically a good snapshot of who I am,
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you know, and what I like to talk about,
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you don't have to be kind of like Latino to understand what
13:59
I'm talking about. But if you're,
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but also you're still learning about the Latino culture throughout my eyes
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being Venezuelan from getting married about to get married from like relationships
14:09
We wanted to talk to you about what's going on
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in Venezuela? Like,
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why is it important for people to know,
14:15
like, what's happening over there right now?
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Well, I think it's super important because obviously there's a
14:20
lot of misconceptions and fake news about what's really,
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you know, what's happening and what's really happening is basic is
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the will of the people wasn't respected.
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You know, it's just you know,
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there was, it's an obvious election that was lost and the
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government doesn't wanna give it away,
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doesn't wanna give their power and like,
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and, and, and there's now just injustice.
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So, yeah, I think people just need to be educated
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and spread the news,
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keep sharing the news because now there's a lot of especially
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the government right now,
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they're kind of censoring a lot of the stuff people cannot share
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especially in Venezuela,
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what's going on. So I think our especially,
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you know, Venezuelan,
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people about anybody else share what's happening as much as you can
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So people are still aware of us,
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you know. Thank you so much Francisco.
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This is, this is great.
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This is a great conversation.
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Thanks for having me.
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Thanks for the brother.
15:08
Did you see Inventing On Netflix?
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It's like a limited series on Netflix.
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So it's about a real woman.
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She is actually an immigrant from Russia,
15:19
but she pretended to be German and she scammed a bunch of
15:23
high profile people here in the US.
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And it's just basically about her life just scamming all these people
15:30
And she ended up actually going to jail for it.
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She got caught, I don't want to ruin it for you
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but she did get caught.
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She went to jail but you know,
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they did not deport her and now she's with an ankle monitor
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on dancing with the stars.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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So they got her doing the cha cha and everything on dancing
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with the stars of the ankle monitor.
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They even bedazzled the ankle monitor on Yeah,
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they bedazzled it out for the show.
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She served her time but she was never deported or anything.
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While others like our next guest,
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Annie Garcia got deported to Mexico for a similar reason.
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Yeah, so we have Annie on Hi,
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Annie. Hello. Thank you so much for having me.
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Thank you for coming on and telling your story.
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So we'll just jump right into it.
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So unlike Anna Delby,
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you were deported and Anna Delve is on dancing with the stars
16:26
with an ankle monitor.
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Do you feel like that?
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It's fair for her to participate in a show like this?
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Well, I think context is important when comparing our two cases
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And my answer to that is the yes and no
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Firstly, I was deported because I opted not to fight
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my immigration case. As a green card holder,
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I was convicted of similar crimes like Anna,
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I opted not to fight my case although I had several grounds
16:49
for immigration relief because I was subject to mandatory detention as an
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aggravated felon under immigration law,
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which is the same thing that Anna should be subject to.
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However, I can issue discretion as I have in Anna's case
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to provide an ankle monitor on some type of public benefit,
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maybe humanitarian reasons, et cetera.
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So my my question being,
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is it fair for her to participate?
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From my perspective as an individual?
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Yes, Anna is somebody that has served her debt to society
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She has paid for her crimes.
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She was sentenced. And I do believe that felon should be
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allowed to reintegrate into society.
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However, from an immigration perspective,
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I say no, because what is a public benefit for Anna
17:34
who should be subject to mandatory detention like the rest of us
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What is a public benefit in her being out while she
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fights her case? She doesn't have any dependence she has,
17:43
I believe no family.
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And so when I compare that to my case,
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I was a nursing mother to and a mother to five Children
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who are United States citizens.
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My kids ended up on public assistance after I was detained
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and there was a public charge really to society once I was
18:00
detained. So when I compare those our two cases do I
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feel that she's on an ankle monitor?
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No. Do I feel that it's fair for her to
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participate as an individual?
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Yes, because she deserves the right to,
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you know, she served her time.
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And so yes and no,
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from two very, you know,
18:17
different perspectives. I see a lot of people upset with Anna
18:20
or dancing with the stars and I believe that that's displaced.
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You should be upset with the broken immigration system that has not
18:27
held immigrants equally accountable.
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Don't be mad at Anna.
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Don't be mad at dancing with the stars.
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Be mad at, I be mad at the Department of Homeland
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that they have allowed her particular case to receive that that many
18:38
of us do not and that there are many more compelling cases
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that should have been granted some type of discretion or relief that
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have not for whatever reason.
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No. Yeah. Thank you for again showing both sides.
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I really appreciate you breaking it down from again,
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both angles and then you experience custody issues while being separated across
18:59
the border from your Children.
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How did this impact you and your family?
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I want to say that it's probably one of the most challenging
19:04
things that we went through as a family unit.
19:07
Ironically, one of the promises that ice made to me is
19:09
that by signing my deportation order was the fastest way to reunite
19:13
with my Children and I would be back with them within a
19:15
week. And that obviously didn't happen.
19:17
It actually took me a year of fighting the,
19:19
you know, the family system and,
19:21
and for custody to be returned to me,
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the family separation that we endured.
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I mean, we're still healing from it.
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Six years later, it's something that stays with you.
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And especially even in my youngest child who was just nine months
19:32
old, nobody really follows up on what happens to us or
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the things that we deal with after deportation and not just us
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but also, you know,
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citizens that are related to the people that are being deported,
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whether were parents, sisters,
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brothers, spouses, et cetera?
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Most definitely. And,
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and are you comfortable telling us what it is that,
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that you did and like,
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do you regret it?
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Yeah. So I,
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I'm very candid about the crimes that I committed.
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I pled guilty to several,
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three separate cases of check fraud,
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possession of forgery,
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theft by deception. All fancy names for,
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I was stealing money from the companies that I was employed by
20:09
Do I have a regret for those crimes?
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Absolutely. I had a completely different mindset than I do now
20:14
and I was under a completely different circumstances.
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and I regret more than anything,
20:20
the ripple effect that those crimes had as well.
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You know, for me to my family community,
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the businesses, the victims.
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But it's what has shaped me into where I'm at today and
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to be able to advocate for people like me,
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I know there's many people like me living in the US that
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were childhood arrivals that maybe lack the education and awareness of how
20:42
sensitive, you know,
20:44
our situations can be.
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And although those permanent resident cards say permanent,
20:49
they are not permanent and they can be taken away.
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Thank you for sharing and you know,
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being so open with us about and what are your hopes for
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the future in Mexico,
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Both for yourself and your Children to continue healing and lighting away
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for other immigrants like us,
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whether it's lighting a pathway home to Mexico or a pathway back
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into the US. I've tried to show other people like us
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whether immigrants or spouses of immigrants that there is life on the
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side of the border,
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you can succeed, you can find good employment,
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you can be secure,
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you know, and a lot of times I know when I
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was facing deportation, the idea of being here was scary because
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everything you see in the media is that,
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you know, the Mexico is not safe and poverty and there's
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no jobs. And so I have tried to get that across
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from my content that there is life here.
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It's a different type of life,
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a different speed of life.
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But you know, wherever we are all together is home,
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wherever your family can be together,
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you can create a home.
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Most definitely. And you know what a lot of people are
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moving to Mexico from here.
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I see it a lot too.
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So, but thank you so so much,
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Annie. We really appreciate you opening up to us and being
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very transparent and I know your story has probably already touched so
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many people. And so thank you so much.
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And where can people find you on social media?
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I'm on tiktok, an egrcx.
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I'm on Instagram. I have a youtube channel,
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Patreon. I'm all over Google an and my accounts will pop
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up. Thank you so much,
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Annie. We appreciate your time.
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We appreciate you.