00:08
You're good. Oh my God,
00:11
warn me. Oh sorry y'all.
00:14
Oh you do again it's not fair.
00:23
What's up y'all? Hey guys,
00:25
welcome back. I'm Jenny.
00:28
I'm like always, we got in the corner we got the
00:34
What's up guys don't understand where the tacos at baby.
00:38
Oh, that's. We should,
00:39
we should get tacos here.
00:41
You know that sounds so good,
00:48
because it is lunch is lunch.
00:48
Are you guys eating lunch right now?
00:50
My tummy rumbling. That's how mine.
00:56
OK. And then we have someone from Argentina joining us in
01:00
Oh snap, what did they say?
01:03
I, I can do the accent.
01:10
Hey, Costa Rica in the chat.
01:14
Purvida Someone said we we seem sleepy.
01:19
Truth or with the truth.
01:21
it's been bro it's been a week.
01:23
Thank you, thank you for letting us know we gotta put
01:25
our energy up. Carlos in the chassis on my legs are
01:33
getting compliments long long legs.
01:38
Oh wow, it's hot outside.
01:40
I got the I got the mountain.
01:41
It is a little hot outside,
01:42
not gonna lie. I'm sorry,
01:48
baby. Who's got the first story?
01:54
Well, it's funny because it's I'm first,
01:57
right? So this has to.
02:00
Go with something being first.
02:02
OK, so you keep getting better,
02:09
so guys, there is a new theory that is going viral
02:14
and maybe you're gonna wanna try it out.
02:16
I know I think I'm gonna try it out.
02:19
It's called F first.
02:22
Why I mean like like oh yeah like that like like really
02:29
quick, someone's watching us from a Southwest flight.
02:33
Oh. Wait, from the actual little TV they have Wi
02:41
they do I'm assuming it's like,
02:43
hey, that's what's up flying over.
02:43
What's the weather like?
02:43
Is it Sacramento to Portland?
02:49
That's right, turbulence up there.
02:51
I hate turbulence. I hate it.
02:53
A lot of we have in the house too,
02:55
town. Interesting. Anyway,
03:01
So this at first theory.
03:04
Have sex before the date night,
03:07
not after. Thoughts Yes,
03:12
bro, there's times where we go in on like Wingstop and
03:17
sometimes you know we just be a little I'd be a little
03:21
horn dog and I just start touching and then I'm like imagine
03:24
you get down there and pinch it atomic wing on exactly so
03:29
imagine, you know that happens.
03:32
that's what I'll say right now and go keep going or whoever
03:35
else has thoughts. it's my wife's like,
03:40
Carlos thoughts. Oh,
03:42
He said me too joining the Mile High Club.
03:45
Oh, that's in the air.
03:47
Southwest sponsor us. All right,
03:50
Well, this theory initially I thought it was like for I
03:55
well when you meet them for the first time you do that
03:58
and then you go out with them?
03:59
No. I know this theory is for couples in long relationships
04:05
why, why is this a theory?
04:07
Why is this coming up?
04:08
Well, you're usually tired,
04:10
bloated and full after dinner.
04:14
you know, like you got all the food going like maybe
04:17
you got some drinks it's just a lot going on in there
04:20
you know, is questionable.
04:23
If I eat and then and then have fun,
04:25
you feel me? I'd rather,
04:26
I'd rather have fun first,
04:28
so I agree with this.
04:30
Like there's times where like where I'm like,
04:31
Yo, tonight's the night we're gonna go.
04:33
And then my wife's like,
04:35
Like I don't this way.
04:37
by the time that you freaking get all empty,
04:39
like I'm gonna be all knocked out.
04:41
But now we go back one in the morning like a demon
04:42
you know what I'm saying sorry,
04:45
sorry, sorry, sorry.
04:48
HR I'm kidding, it's all part of the show.
04:55
It's all I'm learning too much doing it first means more energy
04:57
and better vibes, you know,
05:00
coming from someone that has been there,
05:05
done that, I would say like dude,
05:08
after you're like. You know that you're so excited to go
05:12
on dinner and like you're like giddy and then you know I
05:15
mean a honey boo boo like he spends a little more
05:18
than he should. I say that's dangerous because like yeah bring
05:22
that tomahawk in exactly before this I'm like,
05:25
nah babe, we're gonna get like,
05:26
you know, some Jersey mic or something.
05:27
I see and then like,
05:29
you know what I'm gonna move for some sushi.
05:30
You know what, let's get a a sporo,
05:32
share that, and you know,
05:33
bring the appetizers like because that was some good.
05:41
I don't know, maybe I'm just like too much,
05:44
but I don't like this.
05:46
I think it closes it in on it can only be after
05:49
if I'm going in for a good meal,
05:50
a good night, I want before I want during,
05:53
well maybe not during the meal but I you know when I'm
05:55
sorry, no, I'm not like,
06:00
no, wait till you hit 30s.
06:04
really, it's not bad,
06:05
right. What is one and done?
06:11
I get you. I'm just saying when you get a nice
06:14
meal, you do appetizers and then you get dessert.
06:17
Why can't you do both?
06:19
I don't know. As a woman too,
06:20
I can't just get right into it.
06:22
That feels like sex as a task,
06:24
you know what I mean?
06:25
Like it's like, let's get it over with.
06:27
OK, now we can go and eat.
06:28
But that's we're gonna do it regardless.
06:31
It's just getting ahead of it like yo,
06:33
why be all sloppy and bloated with steak?
06:36
Let's just get it in right now.
06:38
What if you do something light like a little protein bar before
06:42
a little teaser it can be quick,
06:45
in the beginning doesn't have to be a big production so like
06:48
you said, an appetizer,
06:50
the dinner, the actual dinner,
06:52
and then the dessert is.
06:55
I, I, I need a reward after eating a good
06:58
meal and I know you feel like gross and stuff,
07:01
but I think that's part of it if you like the especially
07:08
yeah, exactly, that makes that it's different you know wine
07:08
got you filled. Last night,
07:12
we went to eat food because my wife got a little promotion
07:14
at work thing and I'm like,
07:15
babe, let's celebrate.
07:16
I just wanna celebrate,
07:16
you know, like I'll turn up we celebrated,
07:19
yeah, so we got a bottle of wine and I'm like
07:21
oh shit there's a lot of wine,
07:23
We get home and I'm like.
07:27
Let's work on baby number 2 and then I was like,
07:30
Yo, he was cruising cruising for a bruising anyways,
07:35
so we have some comments in the chat,
07:39
the atomic wing sauce hit me in the nose.
07:41
See, I'm telling you that atomic wing sauce,
07:42
anything that comes. to Mare Imagine that down there fire cross
07:46
literally that happened to my cousin.
07:49
It was not pleasant.
07:50
Oh shit, where they put milk or something to kind of
07:52
like no, I don't wanna.
07:56
Let's just say there was a buffalo sauce involved with wings.
08:01
They did a little some something if you know what I mean
08:06
Oh man, we got someone saying I got caught in traffic
08:08
but damn, what did I walk into.
08:12
A lot, a lot people say they like this idea.
08:15
Yes, it makes more sense.
08:16
The date would be better.
08:18
Yeah, bro, you're a little hungry,
08:20
like all ep in your step,
08:21
little pep in your step,
08:22
yes. HR is checking in.
08:27
Little afternoon delight never hurt anyone.
08:29
Then go to dinner to regain the energy,
08:31
mhm. Wait, but if you take a Sheela jetstick,
08:35
you don't have to worry about.
08:36
What the hell is that?
08:37
How about how about how about before and after?
08:38
What's the jet that's like the,
08:40
the honey thing, the honey,
08:41
the bodega honey, bro,
08:43
the rhino pills scare the bodega honey.
08:45
That's just like this big,
08:46
the honey pack. I can vouch for that.
08:48
This is a whole another conversation.
08:48
Let's OK, who has the the gang,
08:56
that's that's the glaze.
08:59
The the Barbie is coming out.
09:01
The the Barbie has been revealed.
09:06
the boobu, yeah bro.
09:08
They fell off because the king is here.
09:10
Leboobu. It should do LeBron lebobu anyways,
09:14
so LeBron has been announced as the first ambassador,
09:18
so he's getting his own Barbie doll or Kendal,
09:20
right, looking with the beats with the freaking the barba,
09:27
honestly, yo, the doll it looks kind of cool.
09:29
Like I would play with it if I was if I was
09:31
all I'm saying is if my primas put all their Barbie dolls
09:35
and they had that one,
09:36
I'd choose that one as the husband that's my boyfriend.
09:40
He got, he got Nike's on.
09:41
He got the varsity jackets,
09:43
some, some, some nice.
09:44
Pants like pants are questionable,
09:46
but it's, it's a good look.
09:51
I'm not the I to the new fronts last year that it's
09:52
like a, it's like a big boy hat,
10:00
bro. You had to wear like some plaid to get some
10:02
texture like hey yo kind of.
10:04
They don't anyways,,
10:07
So I don't think little kids are gonna buy this because the
10:10
the Glazers are gonna be,
10:11
you know, reselling these like bots are gonna be in a
10:14
chat getting these. Little girls don't wanna play with a,
10:16
I mean they're gonna,
10:17
it's like a grail right here,
10:19
isn't it? Be a collector's item.
10:22
This is for grown ass men respectfully.
10:28
someone said Kobe should have been the first one.
10:29
Just saying that would have been cool.
10:31
That would have been a Kobe Barbie.
10:33
Well, Ken, you know who doesn't have a doll?
10:37
Jordan, who? I'm kidding.
10:41
just being relevant or more of like,
10:44
in this day and age LeBron is a is a
10:46
walking meme, right?
10:47
Like he's pop culture,
10:49
you got the Space Jam movie recently.
10:51
We have the the cap allegations,
10:54
the he, I don't know what do you guys how will
10:56
this affect his legacy.
11:01
OK, I just feel bad for like,
11:03
yo, if they drop this in the store all the moms
11:05
buying Barbies, now you gotta deal with the bros in there
11:08
doing lines, fucking the store up,
11:11
you feel me, being annoying,
11:12
scalpers, you know how you know how it goes.
11:15
Joe's lines today, you see that shit?
11:18
bro. Like, why are you guys buying totes?
11:20
And then we sell them for like $60.
11:23
I did the line for you.
11:24
My sister was there last night or yesterday.
11:28
but yeah, that's gonna be what's gonna happen with LeBron.
11:31
Well, see, 75 bucks for,
11:33
for $75 retail. You know the resale is gonna be crazy
11:36
resale, I think it'll hit too.
11:38
Hey, you know what though?
11:38
I'm going to Mexico this weekend.
11:40
They might have like the pinches and the tianguis,
11:42
the ras look out for them.
11:46
Can you get a video?
11:48
if I have time to go to Tianiss,
11:50
I'm down a big LeBron,
11:54
LeBron Juan, you know they changed the names,
11:58
oh. It's for collectible stuff only.
12:00
Nobody's gonna buy the same $5 doll for their kids.
12:03
Soloarqui de cabeza exactly,
12:06
I feel like this is gonna be like la virgencita for some
12:09
people because you know how LeBron's supposed to save us,
12:11
or at least in the world of memes like we all look
12:14
to LeBron for for whatever his magic is,
12:18
but I think he's just gonna randomly show up in in people's
12:22
houses just looking upon everyone.
12:27
one more thing, someone just called back to the honey packs
12:30
They wanna know if it actually works.
12:32
I wanna know more about the honey pack.
12:34
I thought that was a lie.
12:35
Does that work? And there's your answer.
12:40
OK. Oh, what else are we talking about?
12:44
More, more like sneaker talk.
12:48
Oh, yeah, you all need to start learning how to
12:50
clean your shoes. I see you.
12:52
Well, I know those aren't AF ones,
12:54
but you guys, Air Force Ones have officially been affected by
12:59
Trump's tariffs. You guys,
13:02
We all know if when it comes to Nikes that.
13:05
Air Force ones are kind of the most basic,
13:07
most accessible. Everyone has them.
13:09
I had them. I over wore them.
13:10
I had to throw them in the trash.
13:12
I might get more though because that's how much everyone wears them
13:15
a good classic go to good,
13:17
right, go with every outfit,
13:20
they would look cute dirty,
13:22
yeah, it adds character,
13:23
right? Yeah, it adds like you've been places,
13:25
yeah, yeah, and then you don't clean your shoes either
13:30
So time to learn how to clean your your white Air Force
13:33
ones because the tariffs are are taking a hit on these fan
13:36
favorites. So Nike actually manufactures about half of its shoes in
13:41
Vietnam, which just recently was hit with a 46% tariff,
13:46
as part of President Trump's Liberation Day plan.
13:50
So Reuters predicted a 10 to 12% rise in cost of goods
13:55
Let's look at the past cost of Nike Air Force Ones
13:59
in 2020 classic AF1's low version,
14:05
$90. You were paying $90 and you're good.
14:07
Now today $115 after the new batch that will be affected by
14:13
the tariffs, we're looking at 130 $130 for Air Force Ones
14:21
low top two. What do you think about that price?
14:24
You know who's gonna come up with this or doesn't have to
14:26
come up with this whole news thing?
14:27
Those guys at the mall,
14:30
my G, those Air Force Ones looking dusty.
14:32
Let me get, let me get that clean.
14:34
Yeah, I like they're gonna go crazy.
14:35
I'm, I'm still gonna,
14:36
I'm gonna get them at the Tangis because the Tangiss,
14:39
it's like cheaper. They're still,
14:40
it's different. Are they the ones that they wrap around with
14:43
plastic? They gotta be.
14:44
There's like no way that those are real.
14:46
The ones you lift up and the ram wrapped,
14:49
Like that's the one thing like I not that I pride myself
14:52
like no bro, it's like that's good yo,
14:57
listen, the only people this won't affect is them is them
15:00
festival girls because you know,
15:02
yo sis, you're wearing the same sneakers from 2010 because you
15:06
haven't thrown them away,
15:07
so this shit will not affect McKenzie's out there,
15:10
especially if we're going to Coachella.
15:11
Weekend we're gonna see some Air Force ones that have been through
15:14
wars. I, I think this will be the death of
15:17
Air Force Ones. I think we have I think someone said
15:20
it's all about dunks,
15:21
not AF ones now I agree.
15:23
I, my little cousins just had to put me on.
15:26
They're they're Gen Z,
15:27
but they're younger than me.
15:28
They're like high school and they were like,
15:33
not the move anymore you need to wear dunks.
15:35
So I think Air Force One's were.
15:38
You can't tell me that that generation's already telling you something.
15:43
they're like we're getting dunks dunks are the move.
15:46
So Carlos says swap meet Air Force Ones are not affected by
15:50
the tariffs. We need to go to the swap meets and
15:55
see if tariffs take a toll on our goods there because what
15:58
if uno nuncave because where does the things from the swap meet
16:02
come from China. So man,
16:06
and I'm scared because I don't,
16:09
but the Adidas, like the classic ones like with the three
16:11
stripes like you were asking your earlier Sabas,
16:14
all those are gonna be affected too,
16:15
so all our go to classic shoes like Clothes dude we got
16:20
away like with shit.
16:22
What's gonna happen. Shane will be the most costly option.
16:26
No wonder Forever 21 was like,
16:28
you know what, we out.
16:29
But then first thing once like we back because she's out.
16:40
who's got it I got it,
16:41
man. Guy, so we have a tragedy that happened in
16:45
the Dominican Republic, man.
16:46
It's all over the news.
16:47
I'm sure you guys have seen it.
16:49
so the roof of a nightclub in Santo Domingo collapsed
16:52
during a musical performance.
16:54
At least 124 people were killed and another 155 were injured.
16:59
families of the missing have gathered at the scene sharing
17:02
pictures, asking for blood donations and.
17:05
You know, just trying to find out where their loved ones
17:07
are,, the most notable people that passed away,
17:11
man, like Merenguero,
17:13
Ruby Perez, former major leaguer,
17:18
Tony Blanco, Nelson Cruz,
17:20
sister of former big leaguer Nelson Cruz,
17:23
but yeah, this one really hit at home,
17:26
passed away doing what he loved on stage singing.
17:30
and honestly we lost an icon in the Dominican culture
17:33
with this tragedy, super,
17:35
super sad right before Semana Santa,
17:37
you know, right before Easter where everybody goes back home and
17:40
you know, unfortunately this happened,
17:45
Yeah it's crazy because I keep seeing the whole rising of people
17:47
that were, you know,
17:49
killed or just injured like.
17:52
minute by minute just all these every day is updating it's super
17:55
sad man they showed the,
17:57
the actual video moments before it happened and it's crazy.
18:01
You see everybody having fun hanging out enjoying a performance because this
18:04
guy's a legend in the merengue game like but in one and
18:06
in in in one of the videos though someone points out that
18:14
something like that that like a piece I had already fallen.
18:18
And they thought it was a fight or something breaks down over
18:21
there and then and then the light goes black and then the
18:23
whole, the whole tetro comes down so crazy tragedy it's such
18:28
a tragedy. Everyone from the Dominican Republic is probably very so
18:32
yeah. Definitely. Let's switch some gears,
18:39
You guys heard of tummy time.
18:41
right? No, not even newborn.
18:43
She's, she's one already,
18:45
isn't? Yeah, but she hated tummy time.
18:47
So a new, a new tick,
18:49
tummy time I'm gonna put you on.
18:50
Oh, so essentially for tummy time is like you,
18:52
the doctor recommends it because they're the baby always has to strengthen
18:56
their head and like with the next RA and they can lift
18:58
their head, but the main thing is because then they get
19:00
this flat. Fucking head on the back,
19:03
so I've seen people with the flat,
19:05
so they probably didn't do enough tummy time,
19:07
so they get the Casco or they do tummy time
19:09
sometimes, yeah, they got alternative.
19:11
They gotta wear the little helmet that smells like hell,
19:16
it smells because they gotta wear it and they're sweating and that
19:18
shit and it's crazy because,
19:21
the doctor would never really say anything,
19:22
but there'd be times that she's like,
19:24
or he would be like.
19:25
Maybe some more tummy time would help.
19:27
Like he wouldn't say like your head's flat,
19:29
like you could tell she's not doing it often,
19:32
so luckily we're good with the helmet thing,
19:36
but yeah anyways Gane,
19:37
so what's going on with tummy time now?
19:39
So basically the chat I know the last comment's very true.
19:46
no, these shows really be all over the place from throwing
19:50
palo before food to shoes,
19:52
yaa es quetra. That's going back to our that's life.
19:56
That's the world right now.
19:57
That's the world right now,
19:58
yeah. Like, you know,
20:00
it's something good. Oh,
20:02
Coachella is happening. No pero esta trajia no and this and
20:05
this and that. It's like everywhere and if our community is
20:09
being affected, then we should be talking about it.
20:14
So in some way really quick someone called out your C and
20:16
she out joke so good shit on that.
20:20
So, so, basically 5 minutes a day for adults,
20:26
which is something we all suffer from here you mean like when
20:30
you're like this and you got the Kuwait and you got that
20:35
so your back gets bigger and your neck,
20:37
your neck gets wider neck.
20:38
I always thought that was what it was like that hump that
20:40
people get some back I don't like that like.
20:44
you know, put a little,
20:46
put a little wager with the crew.
20:50
tummy time for 5 minutes,
20:51
the whole gang get in and out for lunch.
20:55
You right now right now for 5 minutes.
20:57
Go. I'll do it on the table.
20:59
Start the start the clock,
21:01
whatever is there clock.
21:01
What we doing? Wait,
21:04
you had me at In N-Out.
21:06
Hey, but I wanna double double.
21:08
Alright, they gotta be like other tiers if I can't do
21:10
5, like Chick fil A if I do 1 minute,
21:12
no, we're going way back here.
21:17
Wait, is we have to be 5 minutes up.
21:24
Wait, where the timer.
21:24
Can you cry like a baby?
21:25
I've been here for like 30 seconds,
21:26
guys. No, you just cry like a baby.
21:31
Someone crying like a Clipper tummy and that's free.
21:44
Protein style though for the in and out because Coachella's in 2
21:46
days you're right, right,
21:48
we're watching ours. Someone said backtummy time is AI.
22:00
he's kind of like too low for looks like he's
22:01
look up. He looks like he's flying,
22:04
let me do what I do with Izzy,
22:07
You have to follow something.
22:08
It's like we put up a little like black and white doll
22:10
so it's like. cracking up up what's happening?
22:21
Someone commented, what did I walk into?
22:23
Why is that man bent over?
22:25
If someone wants to reexplain for any new viewers what we're trying
22:29
tummy time we're trying tummy time.
22:32
So tummy time for adults,
22:34
adults, it's techneck.
22:39
So technique is when you're on the computer for too long.
22:43
You know, like a lot of us you know we work
22:45
on the computer, so we don't want to get a hunchback
22:50
You looks like he's arrested OK so.
22:54
You're too close. No,
22:56
no, no, that's what someone said.
23:05
too close to what you guys think?
23:07
Super, yeah, you do look like Superman,
23:09
you know what helped,
23:10
bro,, do that thing you did again,
23:15
the problem is Rachel for you.
23:21
You do that with Dizzy.
23:22
What the tracking. Yeah,
23:24
that way like they move their neck that because if you just
23:26
look up it's like cool,
23:27
but like no let's work out that neck.
23:29
I'm getting a little dizzy.
23:30
I'm getting a little dizzy.
23:31
You might get might get stiff.
23:33
I'm getting a little dizzy.
23:35
Can you faint it's only 2 minutes.
23:36
We got this. Can you faint tummy?
23:40
I feel like that doesn't count.
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Yeah. I'll do another minute on top of reset this.
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It's called Plinking back in the days.
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Latinos are always late to everything.
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No, bro, we're not late.
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The thing is. The white people call it tummy time.
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It became a cute thing for me.
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This plan. Planking is using your arm strength.
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You should do that every day regardless because no one wants that
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hunchback exactly. I'm gonna start doing that.
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Hey yo, 93 join you for tummy time.
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everyone should join Gene for the remaining 2 minutes and 35 seconds
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track, track. I think we should all just get on
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there and bro, yeah,
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Doctor Glickman, if you're seeing this,
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look this, tell me time with my coworker.
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Gene just just look side to side.
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He does this because of the baby.
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The baby is hard to pay attention.
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Yeah, but this is making time.
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His neck is going down though,
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yeah, because babies take breaks because they cry for like a
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minute after a break.
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Almost there, don't dip.
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Higher remember we're all counting on you.
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Put your arms this way.
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You got me she didn't have her arms forward.
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Yeah, sometimes they do.
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Oh man, there's a delay on the live versus this.
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We're on and then now.
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And out, in and out.
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Oh shit, I'm wearing a shirt too,
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count down. Alright,
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isn't that a pose for yoga?
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higher. Why don't you come?
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I don't worry. I'll do it for 10 minutes.
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You say this. Someone said up bro.
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Miss Rachel's here. Some I'm 34.
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Hi. ABC's with Keisha.
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What's up, Miss Keisha?
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Keep an eye, keep an eye.
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we're almost there. 32 seconds on the timer.
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54321. Yeah, come here,
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come here baby, come here,
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come here me down me down it's OK.
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Oh, you poor baby hungry.
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Someone said, bro looks like he's about to blast a fart
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That's what I was afraid of that's the I think that's
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why you were too close that's all good.
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All right. He probably did.
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Oh, your neck got smaller.
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No, I got a dome on me,
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right, we get in and out for lunch.
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Alright, cool. Well,
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is that all for the show today?
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You're welcome. You're welcome.
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You're welcome. You're welcome.
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but we'll be on the road.
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this is important. Yes,
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OK guys, so we are making our way to Coachella on
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Friday so we're not gonna be in studio for the leg,
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but we're gonna be on the road and this man is going
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to Guadalajara, Guadajara,
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so. He might join us.
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man, that they'll say be kind of choppy sometimes,
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so you know, so it's a maybe for him,
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but we'll be there live at noon Friday on the road to
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This has been Lincoln Bio once again it's oh my God,
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Lincoln Bio. I did a documentary the other day.
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Sorry, I used to be the name of the show.
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Me Too Daily. Oh my God,
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I need in and out now.
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Coachella content. Alright,
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I'm Alejandro. Me Too Daily,
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yeah, all that stuff,
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and I'm Jenny in the corner one more time.
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Gene in and out on your boy today.
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Yeah, alright, see you guys live from the road Friday
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Alright, see you guys
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