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Maybe our Good Friday will start after the show.
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maybe have Good Friday.
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Well, well, every Friday is good,
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brother, right, because we have the weekend.
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My mom went to church my mom went to.
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Welcome back to Me Too Daily.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro and we're back in the studio.
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It feels good. We're not in some random car,
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you know, that random car that random car was my car
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No. I just realized the show's taken place the last 3
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yeah, in cars and in houses,
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really quick, are we frozen?
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Are we because it looks I'm on the browser and it looks
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like we're frozen. Are we?
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Oh, OK. It's our Wi Fi.
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I wanna introduce our chime corner.
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What's up guys? Gene.
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Hi, so Daniela Maria Salazarquelasque Sanchez.
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Oh, now they're gonna find you.
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My social is not out there,
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so you cannot find me.
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Amazing. Well, it feels so good to be back and
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like I just missed you guys.
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You're in Guajara. Oh yeah,
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it was awesome dude.
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I wanna go back it's too short,
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but anyways, we have a bunch of fun stories for you
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guys, so let's stop yapping and actually let's keep yapping and
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get the stories though.
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just dropped a genius campaign featuring grills designed to help
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open sauce packets and who asked for this?
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so like what happened?
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So, so I mean people are struggling brother you know how
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hard it is to open like those those sauce packets.
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Look at the high end sauce packets.
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They don't even have the little slit on the side to help
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you and sometimes they don't even have the little,
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you know, the little pointy things to like yeah sometimes it's
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just impossible but yeah I mean the packaging struggles like why
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Why didn't make it so hard to just open it like I
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don't know. I think this tooth goes incredibly hard,
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and I will be opening random people's ketchup packets if I have
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I'm pulling off and I appreciate you with that.
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I do. I love ketchup.
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I'm a fiend. I ask for extra ketchup,
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ketch, whoa, ketchup,
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even though they've already given me extra ketchup,
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but when it comes to.
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Winning ketchup. Why is it so hard?
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It's so. You know how many shirts I've ruined.
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you're pressing it, it just the stream just goes all over
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you. Oh, so it's like a little too,
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a little like sharp edge,
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so it kind of like it kind of like chops it like
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a machete. That's awesome.
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It was extra hard in Portuguese too.
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Everything's hotter in Portugal.
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Arial Brazilonia two words I know and I'll say I know Portuguese
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It's like that one guy that opens everyone's beers at the
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party with his teeth.
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That is true, but I don't know on people's mouth on
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my ketchup packets like Gene,
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I love you, but I'm like,
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hey bro, you know what?
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I'll get us a pair of scissors or like I'll rip it
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all janky. You wouldn't let me open your ketchup packet,
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but what do you guys say?
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I think, I think I took a sip out of your
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drink once. I'm like,
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I don't have, but I just wanna know how they,
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if, if you think they'll drop it on this side.
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Maybe they're starting there first a little test campaign,
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but we're talking about it over here,
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so who knows, hey guys from Brazil,
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we got you but it does,
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it does remind me like,
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like the bottle openers,
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the random ones that you,
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you were talking about earlier how there's some on hats.
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No, yeah, so I just kind of,
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yeah, like what other random shit have you guys seen?
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I've seen the bottle opener on the belt on the belt.
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I didn't even flip flop.
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The bottle opener at the bottom.
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Is there not a little dent on the bottom of the chankla
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though? Or how does that work?
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And even that, it's like,
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yo, that chakra's been everywhere.
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It's been in the bathrooms with piss floors.
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It's been at at the beach,
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and you want that on top of your like boa.
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I've seen a bottle bottle opener bracelet.
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That was pretty cool.
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Oh really? I've seen the rings.
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Have you seen those on the vending machines,
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but the real ones know how to open beers with like everything
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but a bottle opener.
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Well, you open with the freaking table sometimes.
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You got banned from doing that.
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even the, the Chick fil A and the,
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the sauces from there,
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it's it pisses me off,
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really enjoy the Chick fil A ketchup sauce.
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I love it. I love opening and dipping.
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Are you guys dip or or squirt?
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Wait, but you have a packet.
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It depends. It depends if it's in my my burger,
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I squirt. I like I like dipping.
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I dip in the burger or the sandwich in the,
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you know what I mean I I I fucking.
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It gives you options.
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I don't know it hits different,
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Would, would you guys rock the Heinz grills for free?
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Do they come with the packet?
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That's my question. I don't know why do you have to
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I wonder how we can purchase them.
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Also, like, I never go to the store like the
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market. And go and buy packets because I hate packets.
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If anything, I go for the little bottle that I could
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honestly, yes, shout out to In N-Out for having the
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freaking that's what I'm saying,
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the pump pump and then you open up the little,
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the little things I do.
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You see me open them and stretch them out,
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the rip its yeah like the little.
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Yes, but anyways guys,
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let us know in the comments.
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Would y'all rock these Heinz grills?
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Who sings the grill song?
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Nelly Nelly, let me see your grill.
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Do I need to see this?
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I need Nelly needs to be the,
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the Heinz ambassador. Maybe for next Super Bowl they're gonna have
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these and then Nelly's like let me see your girl.
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I love that. I love that.
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I could see that too.
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There you go. Heinz,
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there's a marketing campaign for Super Bowl.
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This is jeans for sure.
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Alright guys, so a survey was conducted and nearly 7 million
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men would feel guilty about cheating on their barbers over their romantic
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partner, and that is 1000% true.
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I would never cheat on my barber ever and he knows he
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knows he knows when I cheat.
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Where's your barber? He's in New York.
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Then you haven't gotten a haircut.
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I have not gotten a haircut just lineups my beard,
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everything else has just been so you're gonna when we go to
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I'll go and touch it up because he knows when I cheat
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on him and that's true.
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where'd you go, bro?
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They fucked you up and I'm like,
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shit. I'm sorry bro,
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you were booked. But yeah,
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I have so much trust in my barber.
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I told you guys earlier like he left me on the seat
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to go pick up his kids from school.
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I was there for like an hour.
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He just left me on the chair for how long?
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Like an hour. You said,
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I gotta go pick up my kids.
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I'm like, go for it,
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See, that's like real faith.
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That's real friendship, you know.
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Yeah, and then he walk out on him like with like
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someone else could clean them up,
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but what, what about you guys,
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because like you guys do hair,
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nails, lashes and stuff like do you guys cheat on your
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like. Beauty ladies.
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I don't, I don't cheat because I like,
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I like going to the same nail salon like I,
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I, but I don't have a particular like nail tech like
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anyone there can help me out.
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I just, that's the place because I like that they play
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like Netflix for us.
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It's like an experience for me like I know it's like a
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chore to get your nails done for some people,
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but for me it's like more of like an experience self care
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and that's why I like that spot and so I always go
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back to West Covina from LA.
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No, I don't care how far for us we can't go
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to the same barbershop,
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you know you can never trust the guy that sits on the
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first seat. That's the new guy,
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really? Well, for me,
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like, yeah, if I go in a barbershop and and
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the person sitting in the front,
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I'm like damn, you're new.
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I can't get a haircut with you,
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bro for me to practice your skills on my head like I'm
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good. What about you Daniela?
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Oh no, I don't cheat.
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I am against cheaters in every single way and this.
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This translates to me and my beauty services,
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my girls, my divas actually it divas is all encompassing because
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it's actually got a husband and a wife.
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They're in charge. They're in charge.
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They take the wheel when it comes to my claws.
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We don't know each other's names.
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We don't, we're not even on a first name basis.
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More on just like a we know each other we get each
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other basis and I don't like cheat on them they keep it
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real with me I keep it real with them like these nails
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I wanted to put rhinestones on the on top of them,
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but you could see they're already they're already shiny and he yelled
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at me he said no I'm not doing that on you.
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I'm not making you look ugly.
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you're right, shiny and shiny don't go together.
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you know, it's just like long term relationship we have that
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I just can't afford to ruin and I don't care that they're
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charging me more than than a place down the street they have
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me they have me hooked.
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I agree with that completely.
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I fly to Colombia for haircuts,
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so Gene, I was judging you,
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yeah, that's a mission and a half.
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I haven't done that.
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He's waiting for me.
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He knows you're watching.
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I don't go to a bougie place in Colombia.
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I just trust the place that I go to.
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That's why my hair looks unhealthy because it's been a while.
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We gotta go to Colombia.
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That's where we won't be going for another 6 months,
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so. Reason for travel haircut.
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It's literally immigration's gonna stop me.
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How about you that you got a funny story with you.
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Well, first, to your point about the bar being the
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first chair, that is sketchy when you go to a new
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spot. sorry if I cheated on you,
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Anthony. I was like you got a new spot and you're
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like the guy that's like free,
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I can see whoever's next.
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I'm like fuck the fact that he's free on a,
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on a Friday at 7 p.m. you're free at out there,
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bro. What's going on?
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Yeah, exactly. It's like why is no one messing with
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you? But so more to the point that we don't cheat
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Sorry, sis, I'm gonna air you out your dirty laundry
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So they're, I guess,
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you know, her and her man,
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they're, they're married now,
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but I guess they had a moment where they were kind of
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I don't know, we'll say that,
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right? He, I had a haircut scheduled with him during
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the break and so I'm just like,
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Like I need a haircut.
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And so I went to him and Como said,
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how are you doing like.
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Yeah, and so again I was there.
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Whatever you have with my sister,
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I to do with me in this hairline.
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Oh that's nothing to do with us.
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Yeah bro, when we're in the chair,
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nothing else matters. I'm,
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I'm your canvas. I didn't ask about the relationship.
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I did it. I was just like that's not my deal
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So you guys like don't get deep in the chair because like
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my nail salon, they know my life.
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No, no, for me deep in the chair I'm like
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I'm just finding out like yo,
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so when are you not gonna be here?
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Well, so you guys just kind of sit there.
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we chat, we chatted up whatever's going on,
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whatever was playing on the TV.
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My hair, my barber is my cuado now,
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so it's like, so I do talk to him like,
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did,, Stephie tell you about the family plans for
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tomorrow? Yeah, your parents want get dinner,
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so we just talked about that shit.
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you know, so we chat,
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but that's because we're literally like related now.
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Well, when I dye my hair,
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that's that's when I like,
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yeah, but my hair stylist,
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yeah, she, she'll know like when I cheated on her
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Someone said. I don't wanna name him out loyal to
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the barber still rocking hats on camera,
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Like I don't wanna like do my hair and they're calling you
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out. Who's this Pioneer Nate.
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I don't know who that is,
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but he wants to catch a fade.
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And then make Joel literally fades,
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I cheat all the time.
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It's like a side piece.
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Sometimes it's bomb. sometimes it ends up itchy.
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Oh he he ain't clean the ava.
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Oh yeah, or like my man,
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my man, my man cheat on his barber with me.
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I gave him a sick ass fade.
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Oh, I did see that on TikTok.
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Is that what they say?
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sick ass fade a taper fade.
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Yeah, I could cut him up.
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bro. anyways, and yeah,
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So guys, 4:20 and Easter on the same day this year
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Let's go. So sorrysito,
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you know what I'm saying,
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dude imagine hiding the evitos and it's weed inside.
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Oh, that's my kind of Easter egg hunt.
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420,, 420 Easter egg hunt hell yeah.
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What were you gonna say Danny?
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Sorry. You're like I don't know if you're out.
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see we're already on that 420 level,
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but 4:20 is this Sunday,
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the Chee and Chi movie comes out this weekend too,
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so it's like perfect timing,
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but. I feel like in our community weed is still very
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frowned upon depending on who you ask,
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right? Like I don't know let's see let's just have
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your parents ever caught you?
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what are the thoughts on it,
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my mom thinks it's literally heroin like she thinks I'm on a
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corner smoking. I just bought it from a dealer,
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sketchy dealer. I'm on the corner smoking it and just being
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a nuisance to society.
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Meanwhile I'm just in,
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meanwhile I'm just in my room just like watching YouTube,
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yeah, watching YouTube,
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you know, watching cooking cooking shows and chilling,
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minding my business, but yeah,
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she, she, she's always been like that.
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I know she wants to say no,
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I, I used to smoke a lot and my mom once
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gathered the entire family like I you know we were in Colombia
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and she gathers everyone in a family.
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I hope she's not watching in a,
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in a room downstairs and everyone's there and she's like,
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I, I would like everyone to pray right now because Daniela's
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smoking. And we need to pray for her.
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She's going through something clearly and yeah so she held and then
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she was like, can we call the pastor to like come
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it was kind of like that type of vibe,
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mind you I was chilling my anxiety was calm,
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but they thought I was,
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I was going through something,
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but yeah, that that was her reaction when she found out
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Well, someone said you look so innocent crying emoji.
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I honestly, I'm pretty innocent.
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but I can't imagine you like,
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let me grind this up and like roll the dude,
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the first time I smoked was out of a bong.
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Hell yeah, that's crazy.
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and then that same bong,
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I don't wanna be saying all this on camera,
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my friend. Don't say they're giving you oregano right go ahead
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oregano., she left her bong like in our backyard
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and my dad, my dad was like,
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my mom, my mom's gonna flip out,
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so she hid it from my friend for 3 months.
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He babysat my friend's bong in his garage,
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hid it in a cabinet,
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and then he handed to her like,
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no problem. I was like,
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OK, Dad, came in clutch,
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but that's how scared he was for me.
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Like he wasn't for it.
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He was just terrified for me.
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I I remember I wanted a hookah.
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At the swap meet once I was with my parents.
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I messes a quero is a hookah.
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It's before I made money,
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you know, this was like back in the day,
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but no a gustaba and then he's like,
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and the guy selling it,
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it didn't help that he had a shirt with the freaking weed
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on and it's like not for weed,
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you know, hookahs not for weed and then,
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No, it's a pinch of marijuana and then I'm like,
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no, that's not what it's for.
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And he's like, Nani mares.
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let me live. That's another thing hookah too my mom thinks
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that's crack as well.
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Oh we used to find the little tips in my pocket and
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just like break down.
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Doing laundry like, oh my God,
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you're on the hook again.
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I'm like, it's just it's just hooker like relax like it's
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still it was it tobacco,
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no, I mean that shit would be like bro like that
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she don't even do anything,
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but it's still something you smoke.
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I mean in in her defense,
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bro. I just remember when like my parents called me,
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bro, I, I felt so ashamed and.
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My dad was so pissed and like then he gets off
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you know da da and he leaves he has to go to
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work. My mom's still there and she's like.
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She knocks on my door.
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bro, that like that was the best caldo de pollo I've
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ever fucking had, bro.
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Like ca de pollo the tortillas rolled up,
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bro. I was like the munchies hit and actually munchies like
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what's your munchie meal when y'all,
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lots of pizza like pizza.
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I don't know anything in the fridge,
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bro. Anything my grandma knows when I'm cooked because she'll just
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hear the door open and close the fridge door open and closing
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you know, just order something.
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Why you like back and forth ravaging through the fridge.
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yeah, like sometimes I find something in the drawers and I'm
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like, Alright, here we go,
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but I blame the munchies for like my the first time I
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experienced credit card debt because I would just Uber Eats everything I
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would see and then I gained weight and that's.
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When I pulled the plug on weed they're like that's it.
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That's a wrap, yeah,
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it was not the freshman 15.
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It was cool ranch Doritos the nerds rope,
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the little chunks, what are those called?
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I could kill a whole bag when I'm fried.
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I can't do that anymore.
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My teeth hurt. Oh shit.
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I need that shit checked out.
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when I smoke and then my teeth feel like weird and then
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weak they feel like bro.
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So like freaking with the candy and then you know crazy I'm
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getting old but thankfully now like you know my parents had a
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a stigma of it they still kind of do,
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but I was open with them they never knew I smoked weed
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and we were at a Denny's.
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I don't know why I thought that that would make the moment
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to like. And tell them like hey,
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I smoke weed guys and these are my experiences.
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I was like she she wanted to laugh so hard at what
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I experienced and she,
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she ended up laughing but she felt like I shouldn't be laughing
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I should be like school.
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I don't wanna egg her on yeah speaking of.
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Oh man. Speaking of eggs,
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we are in a crisis right now,
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and eggs are on the rise,
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and if you go to Costway,
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put a limit on how many you can purchase,
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and so people aren't doing egg hunts like the little
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traditional, like was it cascarones or whatever.
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Cos Coss are these like veggies where they put the,
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the confettis because again it's too expensive so people are doing potatoes
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bro. If I go to an Easter egg hunt and I
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I'm throwing it at you.
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I said it's boiled hopefully I'm throwing it at you if I'm
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a kid and I try to open a potato up thinking this
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because that's the whole point of Easter eggs,
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the little plastic ones,
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If I try to open no,
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no, no, those are probably still around,
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but no, like because they do the arts and crafts somewhere
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where you dip and you color and you design,
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that's probably what they're replacing.
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Still OK, I might throw it harder now.
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but yeah, that's wild,
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So things are, things are changing in this economy,
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you know, in this economy,
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going back to the big back like munchies,
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you guys ever do this is just me maybe,
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but so I got the extra flaming hot Fritos and then some
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ice cream and then some cereal to top it off,
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bro. I don't know how I don't get choro,
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but when I'm like ro that's like.
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Bro, you just saw like 4 different foods.
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I'm surprised. Well,
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last time I got last time we hit the penjamin at my
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friend's house, we got Chinese food and then I'm like,
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bro, what I used to eat spicy,
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savory, but he gave me some like flaming hot Fritos and
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then he had thrifty ice cream and then I don't know how
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I was on one actually last night.
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Yeah, you wanna see the Uber Eats order?
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It was 3 separate orders.
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What were they at McDonald's,
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what else did I ordered?
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I ordered a tiramisu from Bristol Farms.
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I was just in the mood for tiramisu,
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tiramisu, yeah, straight up.
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I have to buy two for it to make sense on Uber
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It was like a 2 limit thing that I had to do
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but yeah, sometimes on Uber Eats I'm a demon,
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hey man, they have those promos sometimes.
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What are you gonna do?
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I won't get one free.
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put one in the fridge for later for the next time,
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but flaming hot with freaking ice cream,
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dude, I'd be fighting for my life,
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Shit myself. I didn't notice.
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No, I don't think I did.
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I remember my, my wife drove home that day,
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so stigma smoking weed.
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Let's go back to that because I feel like again our parents
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have some kind of thing,
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but I don't know if your mom ever did this to your
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mom's, but like my mom would like soak marijuana in alcohol
21:34
To kind of like if you have like a morete or
21:36
like a bug bite or something like that she kind of like
21:38
like a little pomada in a way no way it's like first
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of all, where did you get that weed that's true you
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say your grandma would smoked too?
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Well, she was smoking during her cancer because it helped her
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a lot like it it really helps when like patients are going
21:52
through cancer like. So then it's OK when it's like more
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medicinal purposes but she was still getting high.
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Rest in peace abuelita.
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I'd be FaceTiming here.
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I'd be like, Oh my God,
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she's, yeah, she's going on like Snoop Dogg.
22:08
that's crazy. But like,
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yeah, it's like the stigma is interesting because again like when
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it's and even CBD one time I bought a CBD candle from
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TJ Maxx, my mom was like,
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that's probably been high to cuarto contubela CB my mom,
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it's CBD and first of all I just got it because it
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was lavender. I don't care that it has CBD.
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I don't know. I was relaxed.
22:27
Is that getting high?
22:28
Anyways, OK, so someone said,
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gummy nerd clusters go stupid,
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but I got cavities too.
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he said no choro because it was definitely choro,
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yeah, so the stems so knockoff can make a remedio.
22:45
So yeah, it is like a medicinal thing too.
22:47
I didn't even know that you wanna try it,
22:49
but still I have a big ass morale right now.
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yeah. Big someone hit me.
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I don't know. I don't know where it came from.
22:57
I think so. That was a battlefield.
22:59
That's a girl as you get older,
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those little things that you bruise yourself with get worse,
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you know, like I hit myself on the table the other
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day. Now I got like it looked like a car hit
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me. Let me see your butt.
23:09
Pause, but you probably have like a bruise,
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huh? Yeah, bro I'm scared to get varicose.
23:14
That's why I just er dude,
23:16
I'm so scared like the Mexican commercials too like.
23:20
Have you ever thought what you say could hurt people because I
23:22
have varicose veins. I have to go to TJ and get
23:25
some surgery or something because this shit is rough.
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anyways,, so that's all stories for today,
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guys. Thank you guys for joining us.
23:32
Yeah, and actually speaking more of 420.
23:35
Our boy Gene and Liam actually interviewed Cheech and Chong on their
23:40
Was it Cheech and Chong's last movie?
23:41
Oh man, I haven't laughed like that in a while,
23:43
bro. Bro, it was funny,
23:45
funny. I love that it was amazing.
23:48
So stick around, don't miss it,
23:50
and we'll see you guys next Monday at 12 p.m. PT after
23:57
fam? We are here with the OG's Cheech and Chong.
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They're going crazy. We saw the new movie,
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Cheech and Chong's last movie.
24:24
We're just talking about your guys' swag back in the day the
24:24
you bring that back,
24:24
but Chicano smuggling. Anyways,
24:26
Chica it's really hippie and Chicano nowadays.
24:28
I'm really glad it came around.
24:29
I was really having a tough time faking being Filipino.
24:33
We wanted to give you some new slang that people are using
24:37
pot, weed, everything.
24:39
I wanna see what you guys think it means and if it
24:44
That means you're shit faced.
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Yeah, boy, I'm faced,
24:50
so that's when your hearing kicks in selective hearing.
24:56
How about this one mid mid mid MIDI mid.
25:03
like mid high or something.
25:04
What are you thinking about mid for me is like mid like
25:07
not the best weed that there is out there in the middle
25:10
yeah, in the middle it's a little front lawn.
25:12
It's not great little little front lawn.
25:15
How about this one Zaza in Zaza.
25:21
I don't know what I honestly,
25:22
Zazuits all it is is like when the zaza hits you can
25:29
yeah, and it's cooking it's what we call poo poo.
25:33
I don't know, kind of grabs you by the poop grab
25:35
yeah, kind of grabbed you by the zaza blinky blinky blinky
25:45
like the blink blinky or Blinkerton.
25:48
I have no fucking idea son.
25:51
That's when you got a lot of stuff on it for its
25:57
blink. So you're like,
26:03
I'm trying to go to Blinker right now.
26:08
I never could get into vaping.
26:11
I didn't know I needed paper and and slou and slobber.
26:16
It's a slobber mostly because,
26:18
you know, and then I think you get high off the
26:20
dirt in your fingernails.
26:22
I mean back in the day,
26:24
we spoke these little pinners,
26:26
and the good news was that there was nothing in there that
26:29
was gonna hurt you or get you high or get you.
26:34
But you bought them for $1 you can resist the price.
26:36
OK, what's our next one?
26:38
Benjamin Penjamin Pennyhana, Pennyhana Pendlingennjamin,
26:46
it's just like the little pens that people had.
26:48
Oh, OK. I need that penjamin real quick.
26:52
I don't know. I don't do pennjamins.
26:54
No, I figured out what to do.
26:56
Like, I get a lot of,
26:57
freebies, like a lot of pins,
27:00
so I sign them and sell them on eBay.
27:04
That's the way to do it.
27:05
I never thought of that.
27:07
Very good. What's your dream,
27:09
joint or blunt rotation,
27:13
I'd smoke with Timothy Leary again.
27:15
That was the most fun.
27:16
He was, he was always the best to smoke with.
27:19
Well, definitely wanted to smoke with Paul McCartney.
27:22
He's the only Beetle I haven't gotten high with.
27:26
So I want to smoke with Paul and I want to smoke
27:29
with Sting at the same time.
27:32
I like smoking with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
27:35
Yeah, that was fine.
27:38
We went, we went to a chicken place one time,
27:40
you know, where you get a barbecue chicken,
27:43
and the funniest thing was he had the whole chicken in his
27:46
hand reached over and looked,
27:47
it's a big hand too.
27:47
That's a big, but when he,
27:52
but when he passed you,
27:53
they don't, he always passed you like it.
27:59
all right, thinking of like food and you know I,
28:02
I go for any time I'm super stone Mexican food.
28:05
What your guys just go to like Mexican food munchy.
28:08
If you have to make it to just tacos because I make
28:12
you know, crispy tacos.
28:13
I like carnitas carnitas like carnitas I like the carnitas because I
28:18
I'm old now and so I can't eat a lot of
28:23
I, I can't turn down carnitas.
28:28
There's a soup kitchen nearby,
28:31
you know, Mexican soup kitchen,
28:32
and I went in there and tested them,
28:34
but the menudo bone,
28:40
dinosaur. It was about this big.
28:44
I, I look at things where I can make a pipe
28:47
and, and I looked at that bone.
28:49
that's too big. not the bag,
28:52
half out the door with menudo.
28:55
yeah, because it's poop.
28:59
That's what you're smelling boiled poop.
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It was an honor talking with you guys.
29:05
I movies make sure you guys check it out and it's out
29:13
so your mustache is so,
29:15
important for the Cheech character that you're,
29:18
you're trademark, and you,
29:19
you refused to do it.
29:20
I didn't want to wear a mustache because I was doing other
29:23
roles and also it made me look older and I didn't wanna
29:26
you know, you're not Cheech of Cheech and Chong.
29:30
I'm cheats and Cheech Marin.
29:31
Yeah, well, that's the difference.
29:33
That's the difference. Nothing lasts forever,
29:35
Tommy. You know nothing lasts forever.
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