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Worst Childhood Nicknames and Sofía Vergara's Dream Man

Sofía Vergara describes her dream man and laments the roles she gets offered, Joey Dardano takes us to an excellent NYC taco, Otoniel Zuloaga joins us from Mexico City to report on the gentrification of its salsas and La Comadre has the perfect cure for the news that vitamins are bullshit. Plus, your most traumatic childhood nicknames.
Show transcript
00:03
That. Where is the sign?
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Can we? Oh,
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they're way ahead of us now.
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No, we're way behind.
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We got a new guy doing the sign.
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So shout out to the new guy,
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but we're gonna practice after all right.
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Welcome back to Lincoln Vio.
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I am Alejandro and I am Jenny.
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And we have some dope stories for you today.
00:23
We have Taylor Swift in the Super Bowl,
00:25
Mexican food in NYC.
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Is it good? Is it and Mexico City gentrification and are
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vitamins fake, fake vitamins and crippling childhood nicknames.
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Breaking news. Are we getting the gold?
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I, I don't know I heard there's a rebrand
00:47
Can we get the new sign?
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Sophia Verga? We got Sophia Vergara.
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Oh, we're still here.
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We're still on the sign too though.
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Oh, but we're gonna explain why we're having Sophie Gada added
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to the show. We have Suanne and Camila joining us,
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Camila, Suanne. Are you there?
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Oh, no, it's gonna rip it.
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First of all. Thank you so much for joining us.
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As you saw,
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we added Sophia Vergara to the you know the cast here
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the name of the show.
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Overall, can you explain why we're talking about Sophia Vergara,
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what's going on with her today?
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So Vergara for the Griselda press run,
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she's been doing so many interviews and she's actually shared some really
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good details about her future love life.
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For one, she is not planning on dating anyone young
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anytime soon. Especially not bad bunny.
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She said that specifically but she said no because she has a
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son manolo who's 32.
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She said she would never date anyone younger than her son and
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not even younger than 50.
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She said he has to be sin Quenton like her.
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That's a quote she said that.
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So yeah, that's her requirement and that he has to
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be hard working and older.
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That's what she's made.
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Maybe someone that's already been there,
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done that with the kids thing,
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right? Probably because she did say that they actually did get
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a divorce. You know,
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she went out and said that because of kids,
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him wanting them and she didn't and Suwa,
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a question for you.
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I know there's been some criticism about the show,
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you know, that they always have the stigma of Colombians only
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being Narcos. Has she spoken up about that?
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She has, she actually did an interview with Jorge Ramos
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and they talked about the ethics of the show and she said
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of course Colombians have so many other stories to tell,
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but Netflix really wanted to tell this story that was related to
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Narcos. And she said she's already limited with the roles that
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she can take on because of her accent and because she
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is a minority in Hollywood.
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And so I personally think who better to take on that role
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if she is, if they are already gonna produce a show
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like this, there's no one better.
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She has a personal connection with the story,
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it's itself, she's from Colombia.
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Her brother passed away because of the Narco business,
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which is, I think not a lot of people know that
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And so I think in,
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in that sense, it's a,
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it's a win. And she also agreed that there are so
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many other stories from Colombia that are worth worthy of being told
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But so far she's had no luck when she's pitched those
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stories to production teams.
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I mean, well,
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hopefully after this people see,
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you know how much she's killing it as well as God OG
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and then, you know,
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we do get more oh no pun intended.
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Sorry. No, but I mean,
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again, like I know she's doing such a good job with
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the role as well as KG and so many other Latino names
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But thank you so much.
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I really, really appreciate you guys coming on now with the
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rebrand. I mean,
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we're probably gonna do this every day now.
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So Sophia Sophia, I'm here for it,
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but thank you girl so much.
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We appreciate it. See you soon.
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Bye. Staying in the world of pop culture,
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Taylor Swift as you know,
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she's dating Mr Travis Kelsey of the Kansas City Chiefs.
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She's an NFL superstar now officially.
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So I've heard, I've heard too and the recent news with
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her is regarding the Super Bowl and a concert that she has
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the day before. Will she make it?
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Oh, let's break it down the Super Bowl is happening
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on Sunday as you know in la deci but Tokyo Tokyo is
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17 hours ahead of time in Vegas.
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They're in the future,
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they're in the future.
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So she didn't have the time travel.
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So the concert would end in Tokyo at 6 a.m. biggest time
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on Saturday on Saturday and when is the Super Bowl Super Bowl
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Well, yeah,
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no Super Bowl Sunday brother.
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No Pero Aqui I'm sorry,
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we're gonna, we're gonna ask these questions.
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Oh yes. So it would end on 6 a.m. Saturday time
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Vegas, Vegas time.
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Ok. We have a flight of 12 hours to from Tokyo
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to Vegas. So she pull up around 6 p.m. I in
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a in a perfect flight path.
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What about getting to the airport?
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Ts A Taylor Swift doesn't have to like go through TS A
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and all that, bro.
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That's what Ts A for Taylor Swift Association.
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Just kidding. So she would arrive in the perfect role,
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let's say from 6 to 6 and people are wondering will Taylor
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Swift be in attendance at the Super Bowl on Sunday?
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Yeah. I mean,
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II, I think so.
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She's there to support her man.
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She is there to support her man in the NFL wants her
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to be there because the NFL has seen a 30% ratings jump
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ever since Taylor Swift,
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the Taylor Swift, the Swift are in full force.
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She's gonna be there.
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She has to be,
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if not, it would be bad blood.
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And now we're gonna go to New York City,
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New York, New York,
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or what's that song with Taylor Swift in New York?
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What's that song? Welcome to New York.
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Welcome to New York.
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So, what did you do this weekend?
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Sister,, just chilled,
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brother, I mean,
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yeah, just chilled.
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I, I actually,
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went to a few spots,
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spots. Yeah, food spots.
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I, I wanna try a little something new you're supposed to
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say and speaking of food.
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Oh, yeah, that's your story.
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Yeah. Ok. Let me start over,
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start over because if I just,
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I think it's like random,
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if I just say no,
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I'm gonna ask you any new food spots and then you'll be
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like, oh, well,
06:48
no, but speaking of food.
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Ok. All right.
06:50
All right. So,
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did you do anything fun this weekend?
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Maybe hit up some new food spots?
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I actually went to my uncle's restaurant.
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It's a Mexican food restaurant.
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And,, actually speaking of Mexican food.
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Have you ever had Mexican food in NYC?
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No, I think I've been there for like a couple of
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days. But no,
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I, I heard that we're actually,
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we actually have someone in New York City right now.
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Yes, we do.
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Yeah. Taqueria El Pastor.
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We got Joey danno,
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live from Brooklyn at this Taqueria.
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Joey. Can you hear us?
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Lara? We got Joey in here,
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Joey. What are you,
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what are you munching on my man?
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Oh dog. I'm munching on some New York City tacos and
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some chips and guac and a little Coca Cola,
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the Cocaina. The glass bottle just hits different for sure.
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It hits different. The plastic adds a flavor and the flavor
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is ass. Exactly.
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Well, then, I guess kind of going on that
07:56
How often do you go for Mexican food in New
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York? This is the Mexican food is definitely,
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like a for sure weekend spot for me.
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I love eating it when I had,
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when I've had a little bit too much,
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too many. I,
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but I'm also a big fan of just grabbing a burrito and
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and walking out the door.
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I love a handheld,
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probably the most New York thing about me is I
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love eating on the sidewalk.
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I love people coughing all over my food.
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What can I say?
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Yeah. You know,
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the, it just builds up your immunity system and,
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I think, you know,
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if you could survive that you're gonna survive COVID,
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right? Oh, yeah.
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I've only gotten it 10 times and I'm still standing.
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What is it that you're eating?
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Joey? I got three tacos.
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Al Pastor. Oh,
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the presentation and I got some chips and guac and I,
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I do have AAA Boyo Asado burrito,
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but I don't even know if I'm gonna make it to that
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What other spots in NYC would you recommend?
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Like for us tourists visiting?
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I'll tell you right now,
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the vibe inside this spot,
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I'd recommend this place.
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Very friendly. They haven't had a bite yet.
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But another spot I recommend is,
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the, the,
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the very famous beer truck is right outside of my apartment right
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off Lorrimer. And,
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it's right underneath the BQE right next to the Lorrimer L train
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stop. You gotta go,
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you gotta go, I'm trying to remember the name of the
09:18
of the actual company.
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I just know it is the truck.
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You know those places where you don't know the name but you
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just know exactly where it is.
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It's a spot, it's just the spot.
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Exactly. I got you.
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We got you. Well,
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let's see. Let's see him.
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Oh, you wanna eat?
09:32
Ok, let's see him.
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Let's, let's go ahead and get a little taste test there
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Let me give you this first of all.
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Take one peek. Ok,
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look at that. We got the pineapple,
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you know, we're doing good.
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I like how beautiful it is.
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Now, let's see how it tastes.
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Ok. 00, how does it taste?
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Yeah, I feel like my head's in the way boss,
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boss. I want a little bite too.
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Oh, I see.
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There we go. We got the M oh man.
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So where can people find you,
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Joey? I'm at Joey danno on Instagram,
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tiktok everywhere. If you're in New York,
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I'm headlining in Brooklyn this Saturday at 10 p.m. I'm doing an
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hour of comedy and guess what?
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There's a truck right outside,
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there's a truck right outside the venue.
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Union Hall. You gotta go.
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That's a sign. It's a whole fucking event.
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All right, Joey.
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Thank you so much.
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See you soon. Enjoy those tacos.
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I will. Bye.
10:49
So did you know that there are now over 800,000 Americans living
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in Mexico? I mean,
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it's changing things as we've heard with the whole gentrification a recent
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right? What do they call the Ex Pas or they
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have a name? They have a certain name?
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Yeah, I know that,
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but I'll definitely look into it.
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But no, yeah,
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all these Americans living in Mexico is changing things as we know
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with the whole, you know,
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topic of gentrification. A recent survey found that half of all
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of the Mexico City residents are struggling to pay rent because of
11:21
this whole, you know,
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move over there. We've heard,
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you know, housing restaurants,
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even the salsas are getting gentrified.
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Oh my God. No way.
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Well, thankfully, we have someone in Mexico here to give
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us a taste of what's going on.
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A, a taste.
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We got Oz of en mass me como como de la de
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Mexico. En vivo.
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En vivo de de la de Mexico en una las colonias.
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And las que aims a la salsas que estamos.
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Houston el Central la de Mexico.
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Yon Demos. Que la salsa dear.
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Yeah, ccco fo al la la la Roma I centro
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No, Roma condesa.
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El centro la I la Puerta de salsas.
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Lao can play no a Stinco Dios de salsas.
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Que de la Mas Picante.
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Que la promos in Nocona.
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Asta Unas quell the the A deso.
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No. Ques for example,
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salsa ta Marino Quezon salta includes Dulces.
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No. Que los Taquero,
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lo los Taros esque lasa para las Palos exos porque is
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no common de Picante.
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No. Y lo queso esque.
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Lass aci populares Mere Mucho MAOs,
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Mesa de Luminaria, Yano,
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Mucho la cultura Mexicana.
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No Clara para para extra,
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extra. No no de la pa stamos Tambien.
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Haciendo, Contenido Paras Unidos,
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Unidos, Contos Stamos Lesa de in Mexico.
14:01
Algo said yes. Las Personas,
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Los Tecos nos isa wait,
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vitamins are fake. Yeah.
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Apparently a recent study from John Hawkins says that vitamins do not
14:44
reduce heart disease, cancer or cognitive decline if you,
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but if you follow a healthy diet,
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you can get all the vitamins and minerals you need from your
14:53
food. But what if you don't follow a healthy diet?
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That's a whole another story.
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But it's, it's,
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I guess it's true.
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Our parents would say what is it speaking for a friend.
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But it's like our parents would say about Caldo.
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Right. All the vitamins are in the canto.
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So, maybe they were on to something.
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That's true. That is true.
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Yeah. I mean,
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I mean, I have my little gummy vitamins from Costco,
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you know. But hey,
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and then the Flintstone vitamins,
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the Flintstone one. But they were,
15:22
apparently they were fake.
15:23
They didn't do anything.
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I would like to have a little bit more than the amount
15:27
that was suggested because they were good overdose.
15:29
All your vitamins. Oh my God.
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So why are they around?
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Well, look the reason vitamins are around because it's a big
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industry. Apparently this year the sales are projected to hit $4
15:44
billion. So $4 billion in sales with vitamins.
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So am I being like scammed then like my gum?
15:53
You know what it sounds like we are getting scanned but to
15:57
speak on it, we actually have our own Latina mom coming
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in to give us some vitamin knowledge and see if this is
16:03
all Factor Cap Latina mom.
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Can you please come in?
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Hey, come out.
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Ok. So did you hear vitamins are fake?
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Do you agree? Got me vitamins.
16:28
Oh, no, no,
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no, no, no,
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no. The worst,
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the worst, the worst.
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No semen in like they don't,
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they don't give you what you need,
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you know. Per Mira.
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I have 2000 ra ra Yoda.
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I wait rao vitamins.
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So radish vitamins. C,
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oh, ok.,
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oh, this, can you see what that is?
17:06
well, you know what sister,
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this actually is perfect for you because you said,
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oh, what if,
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you know, I don't follow a healthy diet.
17:11
This is where you don't have to eat fish or,
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Rabano. But you still get your daily dose.
17:22
How about you? How much do you have to drink?
17:35
No, no, no,
17:36
no, no, no.
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Ok. Ok. Ok.
17:45
Wait, why that color though?
17:51
Ch It's good. It's good.
18:02
It's good. It's not bad.
18:08
I mean it tastes like pepto bismol a little bit.
18:18
So you wanna go first at the same time?
18:27
Oh, that is like a fireball.
18:30
No. You know what that tea they give you at the
18:32
Korean barbecue after you're done?
18:39
Ok. Thank you.
18:41
I feel so much radishes.
18:52
And over this weekend we posted on Instagram regarding childhood nicknames and
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the responses we got were chef's kiss some.
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They hurt. We're laughing together,
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right? We're going through this.
19:06
All right. Let's dive in,
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bro. I'm bacon burner for 15 years because my dealt like
19:11
crunchy bacon who doesn't like crunchy bacon?
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I love, that's the best of crispy bacon.
19:16
That's the best. Unless it may be bacon burner,
19:20
it was burned. But you know,
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I'm not defending any,
19:23
any sides. But who knows?
19:25
I was called Pato because I walked with the wattle.
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But I mean, then again,
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I mean, I feel like that's like a baby.
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That's how they walk,
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you know? Yeah.
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I mean, again.
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Oh, shit. I didn't realize this time.
19:40
I met a few people who call their friend beetle.
19:43
I wonder why. So I asked.
19:45
Oh, great. Here we go.
19:46
It was because you had a big hairy mole about two inches
19:50
by one inch. I was speechless.
19:53
I heard he had,
19:53
he has since had it removed,
19:55
but they still call him beetle,
19:57
bro. Oh my God.
20:00
And I relate to that because I actually have a little mole
20:03
on my leg. And my cousins,
20:05
my primas, they would make fun of me and say that
20:07
it was a fly down and I'm like,
20:12
leave me alone and I actually listen to them and be like
20:14
where? And they're like,
20:15
I gave Mira and I'm like savages.
20:19
But no, but let's go back to the other one because
20:22
it's crazy. Like you said,
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I want, they still call him beetle even though he got
20:26
it removed like it's stuck to you forever.
20:29
And that's what some bullshit like that.
20:30
They can remove the mole but they can't remove the nickname.
20:34
The nickname. The nickname.
20:36
I caught that. Ok.
20:44
Not me. But my family called my friend bio because she
20:48
always got lies. Poor kid.
20:55
It's cute. But you know what PS are,
20:57
they're like, oh,
20:58
they add an ITO or IA to minimize.
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Yeah. So like my nicknames were Gordita or Gordi.
21:03
So petit Morenita Cabron Sita and the list goes on and on
21:07
Like they call me like Pendejo,
21:09
you know, curioso.
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It's like you don't really mean curioso.
21:13
Like, you're interesting looking.
21:15
Yeah, I do curso and,
21:16
and that's the thing.
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My mom, she always ta curioso make cute.
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I'm like, mom don't call that lady's baby Cito.
21:24
He, well, he's cute.
21:25
I'm like, bro.
21:26
That means like, he's like funny looking.
21:28
It's kind of like,
21:29
you know, like people I say bless your heart.
21:31
It kinda gives me that vibe.
21:32
It's like a back handed like he's so ugly.
21:34
He's cute. Like no man.
21:40
Ok. My name was Flipper because I got in a
21:43
car accident as a teen and flipped the car.
21:48
Oh my God. I,
21:49
I hope, I hope no one got seriously hurt about Flipper
21:53
bro. Like my boy al like was almost on the
21:57
freaking, he was in the trenches and they're like,
21:59
hey, Flipper, damn.
22:03
Can we get the next nickname?
22:04
No, no, no,
22:04
don't put it up,
22:05
don't put it up because I actually reached out to the next
22:09
one. And I'd prefer she tell the story herself.
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So we actually have her on the line and her name is
22:17
Jen. Hi, I'm Jen.
22:20
The 1%. The 1%.
22:23
All right. Well,
22:24
let's hear your story.
22:27
So I had just had my third daughter and I was
22:31
breastfeeding. It was,
22:32
she was two weeks to the day I hop in the car
22:35
for the first time we drive two blocks away.
22:37
A lady T bones us.
22:39
Everyone's totally fine. But the next day I have like the
22:43
galaxy print on the side of my left breast,
22:47
it's black, blue and purple and she wants nothing to do
22:50
with it. So,
22:52
within a few days,
22:53
my, when you breastfeed your boobs get really big.
22:55
Well, the left one just went back to normal size.
22:58
So I'm walking around with like one dolly Parton and one me
23:01
And so at the end of the week,
23:03
I take my kids to go see my family and I walk
23:06
in with the new baby and everyone should be looking at the
23:08
baby and so excited.
23:09
They're not, they're like looking at my forced Whitaker boobs because
23:12
one's kind of weird and wonky and everyone's silent.
23:16
No one's looking at the baby and then to break the silence
23:19
my dad's like,
23:20
hey, 1% and then everyone just starts dying and that name
23:23
stuck for months. So yeah,
23:26
your dad was the one dude that's such a like a Latino
23:30
dad move. Like that is not just the,
23:32
we make fun of everyone.
23:34
And also like that's how we get through bad situations.
23:38
We laugh. So we laugh at our pain.
23:41
Yes. Thank you so much for sharing a story.
23:44
I know Jenny highlighted it and she said,
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let me reach out to you.
23:47
I love it. So thank you.
23:48
Thank you. No.
23:49
Yeah, for sure.
23:50
And how can people find you.
23:51
I know you might be the one percenter now,
23:53
but how can people actually find you on social in the tradition
23:56
of 1%? I'm under expensive,
23:58
not expensive but expensive on Instagram and everywhere.
24:02
Yeah. Is this your brand now?
24:04
It's perfect. My brand luxury with one big boob.
24:10
Well, sounds good.
24:10
Thank you so much.
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Bye. Thank you.
24:12
Bye. It was great having you guys and that does it
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for this episode of Lincoln Bio.
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Keep watching.,
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hopefully the lights are on the next time and all the
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show, the sign came in early,
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but we'll see you soon.
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Thank you. Bye.
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I wasn't expecting that to be there already.