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W what day is it today?
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I don't know. But welcome back to Lincoln Bayou.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny.
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We have to tell you guys,
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this is the last day in this studio we are moving.
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So this is the last shoot that we're shooting here.
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So this is exciting.
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Let's wrap it up so we can start moving our stuff because
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we didn't get movers surprise.
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So first up, Rihanna delays her album again.
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Reri please drop the album.
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it's been a decade and also if you're traveling here's some luggage
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everybody listen up. Oh Snap and brother did you know there
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are flying spiders right now and they're huge.
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No. Thankfully. And if there were at least we're moving
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But damn, these flying spiders,
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they're huge. There's always something,
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there's always something. And for my favorite part,
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Jose Ramos teaches us sexy eye squinting.
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How do you, you'll see?
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You'll see. That was a little taste.
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Oh OK. Let's get into it guys.
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Let's go. Rihanna update.
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Rihanna reveals she is starting over and is now prepared to go
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in the studio to work on her highly anticipated album and it's
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just crazy to me because dude,
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this album has been very anticipated.
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That's so cool. I mean,
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she makes music. I thought she just ran Fenty Beauty.
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I love Beauty. You are JZ I can,
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is she starting over because she's starting a music career.
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Her 20 year anniversary of her being in the game is coming
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up. She's been a music girl.
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What? Yes. Oh my God.
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Do you remember 2005 at all?
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So I was like fresh out the w it's been a bit
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Well, let me refresh your memory.
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So before your brain fully developed that this happened,
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Kanye West said, President George Bush does not care about black
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people on TV. So that happened,
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I feel like I've seen on tiktok like a meme.
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Possibly. You probably have Tom Cruise went crazy on Oprah's couch
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What does that mean?
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Well, he just went nuts.
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He went bananas and Destiny's child broke up.
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Oh, like can you pay my bills?
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I know that the bills weren't being paid at that.
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And that is where Beyonce was born.
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I know Beyonce. I know Beyonce.
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Well, she needs more songs because Gen Z.
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I feel like we need to hear Rihanna for that.
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That's the problem with Gen Z.
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That's it. We haven't experienced Rihanna that bad gal.
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Yeah, we need that energy because clearly it's give it.
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and she given face too.
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Yeah, she really is.
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I don't know that though.
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I want her to be an icon to me.
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So, Rihanna, you gotta make music girl because they,
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they, they, they missing out,
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they're getting fomo, they don't even know you exist in the
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music world. So you gotta,
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you gotta make some tiktok bangers for them.
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Help us out make me like make me a good Tik Tok
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There you go. How is it that all of us Latinos
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put freaking ribbons on our suitcases to tell them apart on the
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traveling checklist. Suitcase little Monis.
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that's a freaking suitcase from a Latino.
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Like it's like a tradition passed down.
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Not even a good one.
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It's like a pet that you kind of ripped it all janky
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Definitely. Well, brother,
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what if I told you that putting one of those ribbons on
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your suitcase could actually delay your bag in the scanning process.
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Oh, and you can even lose your luggage.
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let's dive in. Shall we?
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Apparently, bags with ribbons can't be scanned automatically.
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So, it's a little thing,
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image technology. Apparently this delays the process and makes it more
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likely that your bag won't make it on to your flight.
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Experts say that it's you know,
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better not to have stickers ribbons or other accessories.
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So it's just more simple to scan.
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I guess that makes sense because,
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yeah, then they put the sticker on your thing and then
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the, the ribbons next to it and if it kind of
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gets in the way they can't scan it to move it beep
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you know. But I feel like this being lazy.
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Yeah. And then it helps me kind of distinguish which one's
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mine because there's a lot of luggages that look like mine.
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I'm so basic, you know,
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it's like a basic black luggage.
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Like how many black swaps are there?
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From the swap? Me or this guy Jones,
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I forgot where I'm going to be honest,
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Too random. Super random.
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But apparently Mazan is having them in your suitcase also triggers an
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alarm and could delay your suitcase as well.
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And this is why it has the same density as some explosives
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so your bag could be removed and searched.
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So don't be putting Maz Aane in your suitcase.
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It's like a little Mazan bomb dude.
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That's crazy. I mean,
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I mean there's an explosion of flavor.
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That's all you can think of.
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I think they're just going after and I at this point I'm
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still putting a ribbon on mine not to be that freaking nerdy
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ass guy, but I put an airtag in it.
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It's over the ocean but,
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and I also do I like that?
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The flights also have the they let you know now some
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flights let you know.
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Ok, your baggage made it onto the airplane.
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Damn, that's not Pilates though.
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Huh? Nah, fuck that Pilates would never.
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are you going to put a ribbon?
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Are you maleta or are you gonna go ribbon?
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Oh man, this next story.
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This is the kind of shit that fuels nightmare sisters.
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giant flying horo spiders native to East Asia are moving northward across
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the east coast, including NYC.
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Like have you seen the size of these?
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It looks tiny there.
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Dude? It's fucking big.
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It's got a big ass like it's crazy big ass big ass
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spiders. Literally the hor when fully grown is the size of
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a human palm. Imagine seeing that like I'm already afraid of
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spiders. I'm not gonna lie the daddy long legs or whatever
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But imagine like I'd be like,
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oh my God. So NYC baby watch out spider can bite
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humans but it prefers to avoid confrontation.
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In the unlikely event that a hal spider bites you.
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The bite will feel like a bee sting.
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It may cause temporary redness.
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So I mean, not that scary but I'm not going to
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get you that apparently not.
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I guess. I don't know.
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But this makes sense for New York City.
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They have big ass rats,
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big ass spiders, big ass city.
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Roaches, big ass roach.
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Yeah, that's fucking huge.
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They got some big ass roaches,
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cicadas, cicadas, they got,
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they got all, they got all the ecosystem.
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If this shit comes into my,
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I'm leaving like, I'm grabbing the baby and running because even
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when I see the baby spiders,
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I'm like, oh go get it.
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I'm like, how don't you get it?
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You don't kill the spiders when your wife tells you I do
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But like I run away and hopefully it hides somewhere.
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I used to have a book that I would not use that
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after the college. It was an expensive book.
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I didn't use it after.
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So that would be my spider killing book where it's like literally
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like I see it and I just drop it.
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Boom. She got the most out of this book after college
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And I'm like, it's done ko and then do you wipe
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it off? It's easy to just wipe it right off.
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be careful with those parachuting spiders.
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You spiders walking around.
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It's like I'm walking here.
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It's fucking huge. I don't know.
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dude, a Connecticut town has agreed to pay $100,000 to settle
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a lawsuit after 1/8 grade school teacher played Kendrick Lamar's all music
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video in class. What song is that?
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OK. Cool. Just making sure that's the one.
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All right. So the lawsuit claimed the videos negative portrayal of
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police called emotional distress to a police officer's son who has a
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learned disorder. The family did receive $100,000 in a settlement and
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had to move schools which helped pay for the new school's tuition
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The teacher was warned in the past for playing inappropriate videos
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to their students. So who's,
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who's to blame here?
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Well, at first I didn't get the whole information and I
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I mean, at the end of the day,
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like you're gonna, you're gonna see things like that,
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you know, in real life.
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Like, where are you going to sue,
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you know, and go out or did they did it for
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no say. But then now seeing that the teacher has been
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it's like, and just kind of got slaps on the wrist
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because again, he's,
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he's played inappropriate videos in the past.
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you know, he's in eighth grade,
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I remember in eighth grade,
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like, we had to like,
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sign slips if it was like a rated Rs probably,
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Ok, great. I feel like they,
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they are prone to other crazier stuff that maybe because I don't
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have a kid that's like,
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that's why I'm like,
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I don't, I don't think it was a big deal for
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it because I feel like I had a cousin that my would
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never let him watch,
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like, rated PG 13 and like that words.
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then those could go,
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I don't know. Hopefully at least the teacher has a backup
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or the new teacher has a backup for Bill Nye videos because
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if not, they're going to listen to what Lin Manuel and
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his, like, cringy ass musical.
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Anyways, women though,
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you're cool. But you just call him crazy brother.
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His raps. That was kind of cool.
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I guess he's done some cool stuff.
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So what do you guys think?
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So, my dad used to send my mom Serenata and he
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would like, they used to live like a little far from
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each other and he would literally go all the way over there
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on a bus to go see her like una morai true love
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my dad literally used to spend his whole minimum wage paycheck just
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to send my mom letters,
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handwrit all the way from here to Colombia.
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And now all I get is a story like a story like
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just a, not even a double tap,
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just one click. Just laziness.
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It's lame. It's boring.
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Anyways, I saw this video of Antoinette from at a money
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talks, talking about this exact same problem and we wanted to
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get her thoughts on this.
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I love song. Thank you so much for coming on.
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I saw your video and I was like,
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dude facts. Latinos are going to die out if young Latino
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men do not learn how to court.
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I just got back from a Latino event and a guy was
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chatting me up for about five minutes and then he pulls out
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oh, if you give me your number,
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you might get a free dinner.
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Sweetie. My foundation costs more than the 20 $30 dinner that
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you're offering me. We want to be corded.
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We want to be wooed if actions speak louder than words.
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Thanks. Just like repost.
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Well, silent repost because I didn't want to make it too
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loud. But this is so,
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are, are you disappointed in Latino men these days?
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I think the short answer is yes.
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I think there is a lot of effort and attention that I
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know that it is in our culture and I think they're capable
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of. I just don't know why they no longer want to
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continue that effort because romance is a part of our culture.
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So the fact that we're not continuing or we have decided to
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know continue romance, I think is really sad.
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Do you think social media has led to the downfall of romance
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I don't think the downfall,
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but I think social media gives us the solution of options and
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makes it really easier to communicate.
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So rather than having to send a carrier pigeon or a love
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letter, people can just slide in your D MS so that
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contributes to this idea of like,
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oh, like because it's so easy to reach out to someone
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I like, maybe I don't have to put in as much
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right? Like you can slide in somebody's D MS kind of
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date and you can show up to the date with a Ramo
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make it intentional or you can ask them like,
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oh what is your perfect date?
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Like, what would you,
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where would you like to go?
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What would you like to do?
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So, I don't think social media has to be the downfall
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of intention and effort.
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And I think that's what romance is.
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Definitely. And I feel like it's like our dads,
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they kind of set the bar pretty high and I'm just kind
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if you don't do that the way my dad talks about my
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mom and looks at my mom and I know what he's done
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to court her. I'm like,
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I look at these guys and I'm like,
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where's that energy? Bring it back?
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Bring it on. And I feel like,
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you know, the economy is tough,
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like how can guys show effort without using money?
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I don't think effort requires money all the time.
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people either have time,
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they have money or they have both.
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So if you don't have money,
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then you can spend time,
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you can spend time planning a date.
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You can ask the person what they like what their interests
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are one of, like the most memorable dates that I've ever
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been on was a date to the library.
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because the person that I was dating at the time
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knew that I loved books and they're like,
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I'm going to plan a day.
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Let's go to the library.
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You can pick out books,
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like, for me that you liked or you've read before we
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can discuss them and read them together and then we'll go get
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pizza after. And that was like the perfect day for me
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in my mind. I've also been on dates where someone dropped
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2 $300 on me at a steakhouse restaurant.
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Like yeah, that's nice.
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anyone can spend money.
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Can you think about me?
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We really appreciate you being on the show,
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Antoinette, where can we follow?
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Where can we follow you to keep up?
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My content is on tiktok at a money moves.
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be sure to tune in because it's needed.
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Definitely. Well, thank you so much for the opportunity.
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I hope you'll have an amazing day.
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Take care girl. Bye Jenny.
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Thank you so much for joining me for this important presentation upon
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such short notice. Have you heard about I OS 18?
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It's the update, the iphone update.
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Yes, but I have news for you.
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I Os 18 was designed by a toxic explain please.
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First up scheduled text,
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Jenny, scheduled texts are now a thing.
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Ok, I had fun last night scheduled at 1:54 a.m. when
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Yeah. And Happy Birthday Felix Clio scheduled one year ago.
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I mean, that one might come in,
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helpful for those primos that,
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you know, that kind of forget about.
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I know everything's being lost in,
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in technology. And what are you doing tonight?
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I know you sent that to six other girls.
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You're just like pa pa pa this one,
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this one ladies pp pue porque.
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You know, this is a thing.
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Are you up? Are you up because maybe this is scheduled
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And can now catch this the I miss you text but scheduled
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at 1111 or like 333222444.
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sure. You sent it at that time.
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I know you thought about it at like 11 pm the night
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before and you were like,
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but I want it to mean something.
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I want her to think it meant something.
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It means nothing, it means.
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Are you ok? Ami the look a little kernel when I
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understand it is very shocking.
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It's hard to take in.
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You know, this one breaks my heart.
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Good morning love, good morning love.
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Technology is ruining romance but it gets worse.
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You can now hide apps.
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Ok? You used to have to put in work for this
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type of behavior, you know,
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there was calculator. Plus there was,
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you know, creating the little folders and then a little folder
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in between, you know,
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that type of toxicity.
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Now you can just simply choose to hide.
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Bye bye for the night.
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Bye bye for the week.
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Oh, wife. He's out of town.
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Unhide. Yeah, I know what you're doing.
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Men used to go to war.
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Men used to build pretty buildings and now they're hiding apps,
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you know, being toxic on Instagram on hinge secretly.
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It really just, it's just now being like a single lady
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it sucks and I don't want to make it worse,
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but it's worse. You can now,
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you know, grant someone permission or be granted,
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you know, work smarter,
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not harder ladies to control an ipad and iphone question.
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Yes, Jenny in the front.
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Does that mean you can look at their screen from your
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ipad? Look at what they're doing on their phone from your
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own shit? Excellent question.
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I believe that is the case,
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you know, permission to control an ipad and iphone.
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Same thing as parental control.
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You're giving them access.
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They've got the insider scoop.
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So text messages, social medias,
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hidden apps, photos,
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hidden photos because yes,
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that was a feature in the last I OS update.
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It's all in your hands now,
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but they can hit you with that back in return.
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So yeah, per my investigative research I OS 18 is an
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ick I'd like to take my sources,
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my ex-boyfriend Apple and my trust issues.
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You've really done a lot for me and thank you so much
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Of course, I had no idea what I was in for
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we must stay educated.
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Jenny. Don't say I never get you anything.
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What is it? I got you.
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Remember that, Poppy?
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I showed you on IG the other day,
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Jose Ramos, we got him on the show,
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we got him on the show and I got to get some
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answers from this man because my dude is killing it online.
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Oh, well, let's see him.
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What's up? What's up,
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Jose Jose, how you doing,
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brother? How did you think of me?
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Everything is good man.
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Enjoying the live here in Texas.
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We're good aqui in California.
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Yusa, bro. So quick question,
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brother. What country do you think makes the best wifey?
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Like I see you travel a lot.
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So you kinda, you kinda gotta know where they,
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where they at, where they from?
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Like a, you love me,
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I've, I've heard many different mix of information of this but
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Ukraine, Colombians, Dominicans and then last but not least Mexican
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I like the Colombian one.
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Ukraine, what was the first one?
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Ukraine Ukrainian. But Colombians all day.
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Why Colombians though? Why you got them up there for me
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It's, it's the beauty.
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They're very joyful and they family oriented.
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this is true. This is true.
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Who's at the bottom of the list?
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There's two, there's two,
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there's two. We have a Venezuela.
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We don't have, we have,
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what's the other one?
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I say we, we have London.
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and the cuisine women are very controlling.
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That's it. I love my Venezuelan girls.
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They're very phenomenal, beautiful and all that.
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I'm scared, I'm scared of that.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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And Jose, how can men thirst trap without abs?
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Abs are nice. But Tambien,
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I like dad bods too.
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You know, I have a little bit so just posted a
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video about that about the Gucci shorts on being back in
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season and you know,
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it shows your butt shows your blues,
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shows your, your masculinity.
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And I would say just to answer your question,
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I would say that in order for you to flirt without having
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to show your apps and it's fine that you don't bring the
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apps, but without having to show your apps just got to
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be authentic, be genuine,
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be direct. have fun with the,
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you know, have a genuine conversation,
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not just about sex or bad or whatever it is,
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but having a genuine conversation,
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being fun being out there.
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And one thing that I actually did sometimes too is that have
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a genuine smile. So smile as much as you can and
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twink your eyes. So if you do this with your eyes
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it's like a form of,
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you know, what do you call this flirting without having
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to say anything just by squinting your eyes a little bit.
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Let's see. The Squid.
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00 Jenny, I hit you with that.
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I hit you with that from a bar.
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That was good. That was really good.
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I'm in his DM que a gente mujer when you have a
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picture of abs or of like,
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you know, just that area,
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the backside, the backside.
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Well, I would say both of them be the one that
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do attract more is when I have a shirt like button down
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like three buttons down with a suit on
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the three boy and rule doing the dancing with three buttons down
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And I'm like being sensual and using my squinting and smiling
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and that attracts more a female than actually being shirtless,
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promoting a fitness video.
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I mean, I don't know.
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Do you agree with me?
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I mean, that's what I did,
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what I could see that because it leads to a mystery,
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you know, where can people get your app and follow you
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Well, my app is thankfully available on Android app and
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Apple Store. So go in there and download it.
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You can also follow me as Jose Ramos Fit which is,
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by the way, the same name of the app,
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Jose Ramos Fit one word and throughout all my platform is Jose
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That's how you guys can find me.
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Amazing. Thank you so much,
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Jose. I'm going to have to download that app though because
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I need some guidance.
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But before we leave,
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we would like to see if we can all just practice the
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squint master class in to see him do it first.
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Oh, I was getting high.
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OK, let's do it for you guys.
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Yeah, Jenny. You see this from across the bar?
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What you doing? I'm running away.
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I can see your eyes.
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It kind of just looks like you're like drunk right now.
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Not a threatening or,
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or you know, super intense.
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It's just like nice and you're right.
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Oh yeah, there you go.
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That's better. Thank you Jose.
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We appreciate it. Take care,
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Wow. It is a Friday sister.
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Like what's with the week though?
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I feel like you got a little,
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I saw the clip and you're a little like who I thought
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you were in the f Yeah,
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I'm just saying, I mean,
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gotta learn some strategies from a professional.
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I'm gonna get a little hot too.
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But look, let's say it's Friday and you have the whole
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weekend to go out to a bar and be like whatever.
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I just hope it don't go wrong.
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Like imagine you catch a case like you.
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Ok? So call the ambulance,
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I'm trying to, are you having a stroke?
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oh my God. But damn well guys,
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this has been Lincoln Vile once again,
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro and we'll see you guys on the
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