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Summer has just begun and I'm trying to avoid the messiness of
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it. So here to guide me on my summer playbook is
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comedian G Loreli Mora.
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I'm here to help you have the best summer of your
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life. Summer is the most critical moment of the year where
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you can find yourself.
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you can get out of love.
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It's, it's really the most important season.
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If you think about it,
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like a football game,
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this is whatever, round three,
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that's where we record at the same time,
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whatever this shit is called.
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I don't know anyway.
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But yeah, I heard you have some questions.
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I'm here to help you navigate everything.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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So OK, we spoke off camera about a summer roster
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Do you have a summer roster?
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One thing about you,
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you brought that to the table.
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I said, let's leave that behind the scenes.
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But I'm, I'm a honestly,
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I don't even know that I live in New York and L
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A. So I've been dating on both coasts and it's really
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important as women, especially Latina women to have a roster I
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would say about 2 to 5 men.
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but roster doesn't mean that you're like being intimate but everybody is
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conversation, getting to know each other.
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I feel like talking about this.
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Like in my twenties I didn't really date properly.
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I was like, I'm in love.
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That's not the way you date.
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Not in this economy,
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you need to date multiple men and get to know what they're
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about. Date different signs and get to know like what you're
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compatible with. You were telling me that I don't wanna put
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your business out there,
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but you were in a 10 year relationship where he did not
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commit. That's a problem.
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you met him in the summer,
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yes, actually you let a summer fling go on too long
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So, the thing about the most important thing and let's
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be honest, summer flings are just a fling.
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That's for you to be like,
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let me go to the beach,
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let me get a road trip.
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I don't drive. So I need a ride to Santa Monica
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That's what my summer flings for.
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I think I was just kind of like,
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oh, wow. I find this guy fascinating.
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That's the problem. You should never find a man fascinated.
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He should be serious.
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That's the problem. I used to be like that.
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I used to find men interesting.
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That's not the way dating works.
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They need to find you interesting.
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And I'm talking about,
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you know, there's different type of partnerships.
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I'm talking about my partnership.
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I've learned is that they need to find you interesting because then
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you're gonna start working for their relationship and that's,
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that's not fun. You should be a princess.
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The thing is that when you have a vision for a man
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you think that he's gonna be your husband.
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So you start investing in him so he could be your husband
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And that's a problem because he's gonna be ready for some
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other woman. I talk about this on my Netflix.
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Oh my God. So honestly,
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to be honest, your man is probably with someone else right
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it's III I need to move on to it,
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but that's what we're here for.
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Let's move on. So you're gonna get a roster ideally bi
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coastal. But I understand that some of us aren't.
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So you, there's different neighborhoods in L A.
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You could do that too.
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It's like 10 neighborhoods.
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You got a man in Glendale,
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Is that so many men roster?
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You wanna have 2 to 5 men,
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a little bit of diversity in zodiac signs because you know,
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we're not all compatible with each other.
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This is true. I was a Scorpio.
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You should have met me a few before.
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It's just that it's really intense and that intensity is fake.
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And you shouldn't date a Scorpio.
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I know you are a Scorpio.
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I don't date a Scorpio.
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No, but I'm more of a Libra,
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I get that. I get that.
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But, yeah, we need a roster.
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This guy wants to marry me really?
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Well, that's what I think.
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Interesting. And I'm like,
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baby, I'm not there right now.
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I, I woke up from Limes.
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It, I don't know if you're on tiktok.
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It's a new word on tiktok.
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What is it? Limes is like an intense one sided crush
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I feel like a lot of Latinas.
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That's how we fall in love.
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Like we have this storyline before even meeting the man and we
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put the storyline on him and think he's our own.
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You're waking up, he's making up the song you're speaking.
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Why were we friends?
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I was and I want to help everyone else out there to
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stop being dumb. You can be in a relationship but just
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don't be dumb. 10 years is a long time the most
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But you were in your twenties.
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So I'm gonna forgive you.
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And he probably, he probably was a boy.
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What's the difference between a boy and a man?
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A lot of people ask me that actually no one's ever asked
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me that a boy is a man with just words.
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He just speaks, he has dreams.
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You ever met a man with a dream?
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That's a boy. Men have purpose.
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They keep their word,
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they have direction. Oh,
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thank you. Thank you.
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I'm fucking pissed now because now you made me think about my
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egg. A boy just talks a man has direction.
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He has purpose. He is,
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I don't wanna, I feel like using the word leading can
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be triggering on the internet,
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but he has direction for his life.
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This is all that it is.
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Do you feel like your ex had direction in some things?
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We're not saving him.
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Let's move on. Yeah,
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whatever. That's the difference.
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We're going to avoid a man.
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And I think at some point you have to wake up and
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I feel like once you go through a breakup,
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did you take the girls trip yet?
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Like the post breakup,
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girls trip or is that still?
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I kind of want to go to Miami with my girls.
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Don't do that. Cancel the trip,
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cancel the trip immediately,
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get a refund. It's not going to go while you're not
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going to be friends when you come back.
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It's just the energy of Miami.
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Nobody has a successful trip in Miami.
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And what are your plans for the rest of the year?
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I'm not really healing the summer.
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I'm calling this organized summer like I,
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I have to delete all the photos of my ex,
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you know, you ever act like that energy came in the
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phone? Honestly, it's still in my,
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That's what I'm doing.
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I'm deleting all of my ex.
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I just don't want to see them because then I get really
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in my. But what about when Apple makes those little slide
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shows it in your face?
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I fucking hate that.
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That happened to me yesterday.
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It was exactly a year that we broke up on Wednesday.
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Damn. And fucking fucking Apple dude.
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Apple is so legit like me and him.
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I'm like, but we don't care about him.
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We were sad about the memories.
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We don't care about him,
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but let's delete all of that.
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But after I delete my messages,
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I'm actually going to reconnect with my culture.
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So I downloaded Duolingo so I could Yeah,
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because I don't have no one to speak to.
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I mean, we can talk but I need to fix my
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Spanish. I paid $90 for the one year trial.
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I haven't used it at all.
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So I'm gonna learn Spanish.
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What are you doing in the summer this summer?
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I think I'm gonna take some trips with the family.
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I definitely wanna do a girls trip,
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not Miami Palm Springs.
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That's things like that.
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Do more stuff for me.
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I, I feel like right now I'm not looking for everyone
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Anyone I feel like it's just more like I'm living for
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me because I haven't been alone in so long I love.
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And that's honestly, that's the trick to happiness.
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Long time, long time.
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So, do you feel like I helped you with the summer
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workshop? Ok. I'm gonna talk to you.
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let the people know,
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but we're going to make a little roster.
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We don't take any of those guys seriously,
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especially if it's a Scorpio.
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We're gonna make sure we know the difference between a boy and
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a man and we're gonna not go to Miami and we're going
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to clean out our f that a great summer with a little
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margarita. You, I love that.
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And do you have any shows coming up,
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Jenny? I'm so glad you asked,
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you know, I always have a show coming up.
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But this show that I have coming up in July,
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It's really special. My best friend Sasha and I created it
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is called Maurico Nando and it's really a platform to just kind
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of showcase the Dominican talent that we have in coming up in
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in the United States across the country.
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And it's really important for me because I've always felt like
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I have Dominican impostor surgeon where I don't feel Dominican enough or
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Latina enough. And I think sometimes it's just stories that we
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tell ourselves and this show has helped to showcase that there are
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other women like me out there.
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There's also, there's also so much diversity within our culture.
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So like every comic that we book has a different connection to
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the culture. So it's really nice to see.
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So this is a really fun time and it's one of the
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only Latino shows in New York and the Nation.
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That's awesome. So I can't wait to see everybody there on
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Instagram. I'll be sending mad Links.
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But one day, one day I need to bring we are
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I actually spoke to my best friend this morning because I
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was sleeping over her house because you know,
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that's just, you know,
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and we're gonna do some shows here.
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We have done it in the past.
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So we are working on bringing it over here and maybe even
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doing a tour. So well,
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let us know we're always going to support and show up.
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So yay, I appreciate it.
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Shout out to me that he posted on my flyers.
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But yeah, I hope to see you at the show one
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day. Yes, I would love that.
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