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Down. I feel the song gets longer every time.
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Welcome back to Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro.
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And yeah, so Happy Wednesday sister,
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Happy Wednesday. Or should I say Happy Friday?
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Because it's kind of our Friday because we're not shooting on Friday
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because some stuff came up also don't miss us.
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Now we're taking a break.
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We deserve it in terms of stories.
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We're covering a lot today,
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the Homer Derby, they hit a lot of bombs on
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You'll see what I mean.
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And apparently you can reload now at a vending machines at supermarkets
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So we also have Karina Reyes in the building and Lorena
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Rosi kicks it. You get it because she used to play
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soccer. Plus Cheetos de Haa ambassador Bobby Alvarado hangs with us
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and that should be fun.
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I'm excited and I like that.
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They put Cheetos here for us to snack.
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So let's get into it.
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Sofia Vergara just made history as the first Latina nominated for lead
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actress in a limited series for her role as Griselda.
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This is Sophia's fifth Emmy nomination and honestly,
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To see this. Like Colombia needed this.
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Honestly, after that win,
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I'm sorry, like this is a win for Colombia.
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We need a w in that,
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right? So, congratulations,
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Sophia and Colombia as well.
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I do remember Sophia was allegedly sued by the Blanco family.
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So this is like ironic all this.
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Now she's nominated for this.
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Maybe they knew the acting was so good to try to keep
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her down and be like,
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Well, it looks like she proved them wrong.
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It's just crazy that it took so long for this to happen
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We have so much talent,
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you know, they deserve their flowers,
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you know. So it's like it's just crazy.
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Yeah, like you said,
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and you know what though?
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Also something else that I noticed she went through a whole divorce
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Like, can you imagine it's an emotional roller coaster and
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all that she's accomplished during that time period again because I'm pretty
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sure she was emotional about it and it just comes to show
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us women, Latinas and,
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and we just have to cry and then keep going.
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not sad. And then a baddie,
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a Sadie and then a badie?
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So did you see the home run derby and the big bomb
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that someone hit? No.
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actually it wasn't a player but it was actually the person performing
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the national anthem. That's why we started with the national anthem
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Brother. We just want to audition for the next one
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Maybe call us if you guys down mob,
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I know the people are even saying that she took over Fergie
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spot because I don't know Fergie had a bad one at the
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NBA All Star. And so she was the meme for a
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while but now it's her.
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country singer Ingrid Andres apologized Tuesday for her performance at the MLB
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home run and said I'm checking myself into a facility today to
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get the help I need.
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Ok? So let me just read you the,
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the note, I'm not gonna bullshit y'all.
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I was drunk last night.
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I checked myself into a facility to get the help I need
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That was not me last night.
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all the fans in this country.
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I love so much for that rendition.
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Rendition. Sorry, I'll let y'all know how rehab is.
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I hear. It's super fun girl.
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I don't take her seriously.
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Now, now I don't feel that I thought she was going
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to karaoke but she was singing the national anthem.
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I know seriously, it's like if I,
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you know, freaking cracked open two talk had a twisted tea
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and I'm like, let me get up there and talk to
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karaoke night. But you know what I've noticed,
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it's been tough. It's been a tough week to be an
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ear in America because of the,
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he survived, you know,
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he's making sneakers apparently from it.
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you know what happens next year at the MLB home
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run derby because he's getting out of hand first.
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what's next, the Super Bowl?
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Because I'm going to have another like,
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like bad singer person.
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Well, we'll see brother,
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we'll see go sports.
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So there was a t that I was going around and it's
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rage bait. We know but like dude,
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the conversation that came along with this was really good dude.
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Yeah, like I can see how people could fall for it
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because I know there's like people like this out there,
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I mean, I kind of know of a few that would
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do this to be honest though.
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Facts. So just to give you some context,
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there's a tiktok going around.
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There's people freaking out in the comments where this mom was essentially
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invoicing another mom for,
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you know, a play date with her kid charging them for
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like the chalk apple sauce.
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They they broke a doll,
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the juice, the trips to the bathroom like we all saw
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it and we believed it and I feel like because we know
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people, we have those friends and nickel and Zany for everything
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ok, now that friend has a kid and this is what
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they would do. Oh yeah,
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I know of a few and it's like,
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yo secu es, does that make sense?
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You have those friends?
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Like, hey, I got you.
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like I'm like, dude,
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I got you, you know,
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like, but then there's a friend that freaking 00 like for
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gas? I need like $20 for gas.
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Ok. Like I'll pay you gas but I'm gonna charge you
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for electricity. My guy,
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oh because you have an electric car but I just,
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I get you but it's like you gotta give them a taste
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of their own medicine.
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This is true. No brother get this.
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My uncle from Mexico came with his family.
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My parents were like,
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hey, don't pay for a hotel stay with us,
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you know. And so they stayed with us and then they
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want, they wanted a car,
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they wanted to go to the outlets,
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you know, people from Mexico when they come visit,
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And so they're like,
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oh y Del Carro because my parents were working Yeva Del Carro
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and Jenny's off of school.
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I think I was off on vacation from school.
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So they took me with them because I wanted to be with
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my little cousin. So we all went to mcdonald's after shopping
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They didn't bother to ask me if I wanted anything.
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I remember that they all got and even for their kid,
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they all got mcdonald's for their kid,
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Neon pinche Happy meal.
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We came back and my mom asked me like,
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she was back from work.
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Did you eat anything?
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you're hungry? And I'm like,
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I haven't had lunch.
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You know, I told her like,
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oh no, like I'm hungry,
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you know, and she's like,
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dude, what the heck?
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They went to mcdonald's and they didn't even offer her anything.
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And I told her I was hungry that I was hungry and
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she told my uncle something.
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I talk to his uncle.
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I don't know. I guess so.
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Again, this was fake but it just proves the fact that
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there's some parents out there that are a little hell yeah,
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it's almost here. The Taco Bell and Mountain Dew Baja blast
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gelato is rolling out this summer.
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And like, did you even know they were doing a gelato
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A baja blast gelato?
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I mean, brother Baja blast,
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anything is fired like this almost seems too good to be true
08:03
So this baja blast gelato was actually announced at the Lip
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Moss event and they said it'd be coming this summer.
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But you know how sometimes like summer can be like June or
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even like the very last day of summer.
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But so maybe August,
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I'm not losing faith.
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I feel like it's coming.
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I wonder how the Italians feel about this Italians.
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Why do you say like,
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I always say Italian instead of Italian gelato?
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I would say more like,
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I didn't get the gelato reference at first.
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I'm kind of slow today.
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Why gelato though? Why can't it be like our ice cream
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Oh, you mean like why is a gelato?
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I don't know. Maybe just like the way the,
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the science behind. I don't know.
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It's never getting too technical.
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I just want to be a big back as a real,
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you know, as a true live master.
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Is that? What is that?
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Are you guys gonna get the baja blast?
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are you gonna get it?
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I'll get it, brother.
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But I'm gonna do the live mas.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna take the live mas to another level
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and I'm gonna put a buzz ball in it.
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Oh the blue one and mix it in there is perfect for
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the summer. There you go.
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We would like to welcome our girl comedian Karina Reyes.
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So I saw a video of yours that I related to so
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much? How was the reaction to it?
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The video got like 15 million views.
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the woman related to it and then the men were very insecure
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They're like, you just don't have a sense of humor
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And then like bigger creators were then stitching the video posting my
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comedy and then sending all these trolls to my comments where I
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was getting death threats.
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I had to file police reports.
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Oh my gosh. And how did you feel like going through
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all that? At first I was like,
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oh, it's no big deal.
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Like they're just sending more engagement to my page.
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There you go. I love that.
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Yeah, like I was getting like millions of views on my
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profile but then when I started getting like the death threats,
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this is a little serious.
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So I actually had that video removed from their account,
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but then they reposted it again and I,
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I haven't gotten it removed but it's not as bad this time
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it gets, it gets out of hand with the comments and
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it's just people just feel like they can just say anything on
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social media and they are not just no consequences and they never
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have a picture, they never have a picture or they have
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a picture with them and their family.
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It's weird. I'm like,
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oh, sir, I'm sorry that you're unhappy.
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Sometimes their profile will be public and their wife will be in
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there. So I'll tag their wife.
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you should be embarrassed.
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You should be embarrassed like divorce.
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I know, I know one time I got like a comment
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like you, she needs to go to the gym and I'm
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like, and then I go on their profile.
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but you say I need to go to the gym.
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I'm like, it don't make sense.
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But any who I recently saw a meme that said born
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girl forced to be funnier than every man I knew like as
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Do you think men get insecure when they can't make you laugh
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Yeah. On my dating profile because I'm trying to date
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I don't even mention that I do comedy anymore because the
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first thing will be like,
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are you going to talk about me?
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They don't want to get to know me as a person.
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They want to know about the comedy or they'll be like,
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oh, I wish I could do that or I've always wanted
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to do that and I like free entertainment.
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Yeah. And I'm just like,
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I may talk about you if you do something entertaining,
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but I'm just not going to talk about you just because you
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exist. So you're Salvi and Mexican.
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Yeah. My mom is Mexican and my dad's Salvadoran.
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And did they ever get hate for being together?
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I didn't even know it was a thing until I went to
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college because I grew up in Compton and our school was Latino
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people and black people.
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But we never talked about what kind of Lati we are.
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It wasn't until I went to college that people were like,
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When I did get comments in college,
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it would be from the Mexican people and they'd call me like
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serote which means shit.
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Yeah, it's offensive or like,
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oh you're a Papua and I'm like Papusas are delicious.
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They're delicious. You're like,
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they're delicious. I want one now.
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But thank you so much for coming out.
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Where can you follow you?
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Are you going to have any upcoming shows?
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And how can people watch your comedy?
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So you can follow me on tiktok and Instagram at Karina Ra
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And I do also host my own comedy show.
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It's the only Latina comedy show in West L A.
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You can find that at La Muerte Comedy.
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It's like a day of the day theme.
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That's cool. That's awesome.
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You heard of you ever another?
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Yeah. What is up y'all?
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We have Bobby Alvarado,
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a Cheetos. They have to,
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we ambassador a very dope artist and mu is joining us.
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Hey, Bobby, we made it.
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Thank you for having me.
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Well, I just want to dive right in.
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I see a lot of info behind you.
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But how do you find inspiration every day?
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My kids, they're little ones,
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they're creative, they're just free,
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you know. my kids are my,
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you know, give me my inspiration because they remind me of
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Why I need to leave a mark.
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You know, I'm one day they're gonna have dreams and their
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aspirations. You know,
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they're gonna aspire to do things and I need to be leaving
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proof to them that things,
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anything could happen. You know,
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you can do, make anything happen.
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Well, speaking of leaving your mark,
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do you have any advice for those trying to leave their mark
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What, whatever scale it's on big or small,
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just do it start today.
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Don't hesitate. It takes a few drops,
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you know, eventually to fill up a bucket.
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You know what I mean?
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if you're gonna do something,
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I think a lot of people have the good intentions but never
14:25
take that initial step to follow through.
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So as long as you start,
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you'll make that happen.
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That's so true because I've always,
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I, I think I saw it on Instagram or the capture
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or something. It could either be your day,
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Damn. Yeah. How are you putting it forward to your
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community? How are you giving back?
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I do my best to connect with the community,
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local community, I would say by having a teaching moments or
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advice when asked, you know what I mean?
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I do my best to let them know just from life experiences
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You know what I mean?
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What I've done to get where I'm at and,
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you know, kind of encourage people like that motivational speaker in
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a sense, you know what I mean?
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And what did it mean to you to be selected as a
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Cheetos de had to Waya Ambassador.
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It really just means that now I really have to create,
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to motivate and to inspire our youth.
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And I mean, they are our features.
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now it's like people are actually watching,
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pay, paying attention now,
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you know, let's make it count,
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you know what I mean?
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Like, let's make every opportunity that we can get.
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and, and seeing this firsthand,
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connecting just on a,
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on a very organic personal level with like people that would come
15:37
up to me during a mural session for the the
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events, it's like they're sitting there going,
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wait a minute, you're,
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you're real, you're a human being,
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you know what I mean?
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It's like, you know,
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what feelings do you want viewers to feel when they see your
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art? I want people to,
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I, I feel that if I can get people to just
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slow down, take a step back and appreciate the smaller things
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I've done my job when you slow down,
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I see really the only time that you get to think about
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other people other than yourself,
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you know. So if I could do that and they got
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that feeling of you know,
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that's cool, you know,
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sit back and, and just take a breath and,
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and, and appreciate something.
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it just broadens the horizon and just,
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you know, it paints a different picture,
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I guess you could say and,
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and helps people to,
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going to start thinking about others.
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You know, I feel like we all need to slow down
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a little bit. Sometimes it's OK to,
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you know, and sometimes take a step back,
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take a step back in the moment.
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Exactly. Sometimes you just need to just relax,
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just enjoy what's around.
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You just get a bag of hot Cheetos and just chill.
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Sorry, I know it could be.
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That's good. But thank you for your time,
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Bobby before we let you go,
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we just want to get your social so people can find you
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OK. Ready the so my Instagram I I'm very active
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on. It's wanderlust with an a wanderlust underscore Art
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Factory. That's my Instagram and then Bobby Alba underscore Art
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Bobby and we'll talk to you soon and we can't wait to
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see what the future holds for you.
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We're so excited. Thank you so much.
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And I just want to say thank you.
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Thank you Cheetos. They have to weigh on Migente.
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That's right. That is right.
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Love that for all you out there.
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Help your communities. Go tell Cheetos about it.
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Apply for your chance to be the next Cheetos.
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They have to weigh ambassador and win $25,000.
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All right, y'all help me in welcoming Comedia Lorena Russi.
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I don't know why I do that.
18:01
I don't know. I've never met a person in my life
18:05
I was raised by wolves.
18:07
Colombians, Colombia. Oh,
18:09
speaking of Colombia? Oh,
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I'm like, is gonna do this.
18:15
So you're Colombian and not to like,
18:17
you know, throw more salt in that wound.
18:19
But did you see the Copa America?
18:21
I just can't, I just,
18:23
I really over Argentina winning every single thing.
18:27
Do you know what I mean?
18:27
At this point? They have meat,
18:29
they have soccer. but horrible personalities.
18:36
The vest though is OK.
18:38
No, you're perfect with the vest.
18:39
So we redo it and I know there's no redoing.
18:43
Babe. Did you hear about how the fields though?
18:46
The pa, the shitty field?
18:49
So the fields were all fucked up because apparently it's a football
18:51
it was turf of a football field that they brought in
18:54
I don't know if this is fake news,
18:55
but so that's why it was all patchy and divided and then
18:59
that's how messy tamal they got all inflated.
19:06
Have you ever played a sport?
19:07
You're talking like you're like,
19:10
that football went that way.
19:13
I never played, I know you're a pro.
19:16
But for 30 seconds my career was the,
19:17
did you ever play for,
19:20
That's how long my career was.
19:21
Really? I wanna talk about that.
19:22
Like, how did talk about,
19:24
you started there and not you in comedy,
19:25
like, yeah, it's not good.
19:27
The answer is not good.
19:28
If you start as a professional athlete and end in comedy,
19:30
your life went wrong.
19:32
What was the moment?
19:34
I basically, so I got scouted to play in Italy for
19:37
a couple of teams and then I got a tryout for the
19:40
Colombian National team, but I got pneumonia and I missed the
19:43
World Cup tryouts and that's how I got into comedy.
19:49
Yeah. Yeah. And the good news is that I'm still
19:54
it's, there's no way to make money as a woman I
19:56
am but you, you're coming up on Netflix and I'm actually
20:01
starting now. But the only the,
20:03
it's only the best and I saw your IG handle is literally
20:08
colonial man face. Is how did that give us the story
20:11
behind that IG handle?
20:12
OK. I my Instagram handle is at colonial man face
20:16
because I have resting colonial man face.
20:21
You just look in the mirror like that is it.
20:23
I had your haircut and I finally was able to put my
20:28
hair up in a ponytail,
20:30
stretchy. I'm a woman and I had my hair up and
20:34
I was so excited because I was like,
20:35
wow, I'm going to feel really feminine finally.
20:37
And I run and I look into the mirror and I was
20:39
like, oh, I look like Thomas Jefferson's ghost.
20:43
I look like Zachary Banks from Hocus pocus.
20:46
So I realized that I look like Beethoven.
20:51
that's when I decided to make an Instagram.
20:53
I said, I'm going to make it a colon on my
20:55
face and I was recently in,
20:59
at a comic. What's up?
21:02
I could tell you I killed my parents and you'd be like
21:10
I murder them and you'd be like,
21:16
no. So I guess in that vein of getting row set
21:19
of comedy shows, I said in the front row one time
21:23
And what was her name?
21:24
Eleanor Kerrigan Comedy Store.
21:30
My career is with every second we spoke.
21:33
OK, when O Mira I was there and in
21:37
the, I got roasted and they were like,
21:39
oh, you look like an Amish Mexican.
21:42
And so I'm not laughing because it's true.
21:45
I'm laughing because whoa comedy is so beautiful.
21:49
I mean, I didn't feel bad.
21:52
She's right. She's right.
21:53
No, no, you're a handsome young man.
21:55
Ok, Mexican. That is crazy.
22:00
I look like an Amish.
22:01
Mexican. If I gave you this vest would be one Amish
22:05
So, what advice do you have for people that sit
22:08
What advice do I have for people?
22:09
I think if you sit in the front,
22:12
you, you just have to be prepared for whatever is coming
22:15
your way. I think it's also like shows are too long
22:18
know how long the show is because if it's a 60 minute
22:21
show, great, I'll sit there and I'll be welcoming.
22:23
But if it's a three hour show,
22:26
me specifically or anybody know anybody.
22:28
You definitely, you are very nice.
22:30
So I want to rip your heart out if you do.
22:33
You know what I mean?
22:33
Because it's like, I know that you're a good person so
22:36
you shouldn't sit in the front because I'd be like,
22:37
you look like an Amish Mexican,
22:38
you're gonna be fine.
22:40
So, is it annoying dating as a comic?
22:41
Like the people come to you?
22:42
Like, hey, tell me a joke or in
22:46
general in bed, people aren't like before they come,
22:49
they're not like, wait,
22:49
tell me a knock knock joke.
22:51
They're not like orgasm and being like,
22:52
who's there. The Dating as a comic is interesting.
22:58
Yeah, just because I think you're performing all the time.
23:01
So people are seeing you but I want to be fair and
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that there's not an even distribution of energy.
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So you've listened to me talk for 20 minutes.
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I don't know who you are.
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And I would like to potentially if you look like Rachel Weisz
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from the mummy, I would like to talk to you.
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Is it Weiss? How do we say her last name?
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Vice Weiss. I don't know.
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But yeah, I know who you're talking about.
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At least that Gina Rodriguez,
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Gina from the virgin.
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I understand the, the person and,
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but yeah, dating is funny.
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Funny. Why was the married?
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Ok. Have you ever been married?
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I'm married right now.
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Yes, it's, it's good.
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It sounds like you're getting endorsed.
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it's just definitely,,
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the baby is like a whole another level of that.
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So, obviously, you know,
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you have your person but now it's like,
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cool. I'm a dad now and I have to wake up
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like, multiple times a night,
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even though the baby popped out of her.
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So that's good. Wow.
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You seem like a cool guy.
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Thank you. And I know you're doing the bare minimum.
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ok. Ok. We have to go.
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No. Yeah, I think we're good when people watch you
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like, live in real life.
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You can't. I have no idea.
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You're going to have to follow me on Instagram.
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People are always like,
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what can I, I'm like,
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I don't know what today is.
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oh, it's today Thursday and people are like,
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it's not and I'm like,
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Someone was like, I texted a friend being like,
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oh, are you not in the country?
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I told you that and I was like,
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I don't know where I am today.
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Call you. What's your,
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you can follow me at Colonial Man face as we've discussed.
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We didn't Yeah, because I don't have a website anymore because
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I refuse to pay ig at Colonial Man face.
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Follow along for all the dates,
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all the tour, all that stuff.
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For all those tours I have coming up.
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She was hilarious and I don't know,
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it's much respect to comedians because I can't deal with all the
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people. Like, you know,
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I'm color blind. People are like,
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oh, tell me what color is this and I can be
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a comedian like, oh,
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tell me a funny joke.
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Tell me a funny joke.
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I do that. I do that to you,
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brother. Oh, I know.
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I mean, it's ok like you can't see red.
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I do red on purpose.
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can we highlight that?
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It's like I can't read it.
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But so guys, check out all our guests that are here
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today. Follow them on Instagram,
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show them love and keep showing us love,
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you know, show up every Monday,
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Wednesday, Friday, except this Friday because we're gonna be out
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro.
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We'll see you guys on Monday on New Lincoln bio.
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