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That's the Colombians. Colombiano is in the house,
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Colombiana. What is up?
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Y'all? Welcome back to Lincoln Bayou.
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I'm Alejandro. And today we have Daniella Jenny took a much
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long weekend. So where's she at?
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La la? I don't know.
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Somewhere in the Vegas she's having a time.
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I can't wait to hear about it.
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All right. But it was a crazy weekend.
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Biden sent out his out of office letter.
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He said peace out y'all.
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crowd strike, right?
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The whole outage left computers blue.
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And then Seal team six storms the beach in San Diego.
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I'm not making it up.
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You gotta wait to watch because it's crazy.
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And Cheetos, they had the way ambassador Jay Flores tells
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us all about their organization.
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It's not magic. It's science and Sasha Mercy slide through.
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let's get into the show because I'm ready.
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I'm ready too. Let's do it.
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You know what I feel?
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We have talked to our parents sister.
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They, they keep opening our mail and just like they go
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I go, but it's already all ripped.
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Like no, this has to stop.
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like my mom, she literally opened my mail yesterday.
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It was a bill but like at least pay for it.
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I never saw it first.
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Yeah. But then Tambien.
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Ok. So it's like my state farm insurance bill,
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right? She was her little excuse.
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Oh, it's because I thought it was mine because we both
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have state farm. But your name is Jennifer.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Like Martha, you gotta read,
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girl, you gotta read,
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at least in my defense,
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my dad's name is exactly the same and sometimes they don't put
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junior online. So I'm like,
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But anyways, so apparently the reason I bring this up is
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because the U SPS has been approving thousands of requests from the
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FBI to spy on our letters and packages.
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So while we're like,
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you know, mad at our parents,
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we're opening our mail.
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These guys are already doing it.
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So the postal service rarely say no to authorities inspecting mail,
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sharing tens of thousands of letters and packages since 2015.
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you're working for the Feds.
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But I wonder how regulated this,
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like inspection thing is from the,
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you know, the government side because do they just check everything
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Like do they see like when I order inappropriate things?
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like, remember Adam and eve.com,
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did you ever order anything from that?
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What's Adam and eve.com?
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Is that So I just said,
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I don't even know if that exists,
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I think. But Adam and eve.com was a website for adults
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you know, toys and lingerie,
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I think. And so imagine the game,
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self conscious about ordering stuff and they're like,
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I like to see it and then,
03:17
but again, at least it wasn't your mom,
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I don't get embarrassed with that kind of stuff.
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I got mine at Target and it just went through the little
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conveyor belt. Like,
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No. Yeah. So apparently,
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like these investigations usually include like,
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theft or like contra brand,
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like narcotics or even bombs.
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But also they're being kind of like snitches in a good way
03:37
Right? Apparently according to a report that their inspection services
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of their, of our mail has been,
03:43
resulting in convictions in 2022 they had a 94% conviction rate
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So they trusted their hunch with these mail packages and I
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you know what? Maybe our moms should apply for the U
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SPS. She would like flourish in that job,
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like official. Like,
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what's your, what's your job title?
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I'm a mail cheese moa or something.
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Like what do you package Cheese mosa?
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But I feel like that would be good for them.
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You know what I'm gonna see how they can apply the White
04:12
House telenovela is just getting more wild.
04:15
Where were you when the news dropped?
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My good friend from college sent me the text and she said
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Biden dropped. I also screamed and I had a couple initial
04:26
reactions, but it's a memorable moment.
04:27
Where were you? I was in the toilet,
04:29
you know, I was like,
04:29
at the moment I like dove in deeper and then I'm like
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and then you gotta take your business in the back.
04:37
Yeah, just like Biden was,
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well, it's a moment in American history.
04:43
Never before has a sitting president and nominee dropped out so late
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in the race. What does this mean?
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what I've collected is that first things first,
04:54
the Democratic Party will need its delegates to select a new nominee
04:57
for president. But as you might have heard,
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Joe Biden has already endorsed Kamala Harris who has become the favorite
05:04
to run for the Democratic nominee.
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So now Kamala will have to pick a running me which will
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help keep momentum and excitement around her new campaign.
05:12
So now the race is not between 280 year old white guys
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and I know Gen Z is all behind Kamala.
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I mean, her whole social media has changed.
05:22
She's brat approved, wait,
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What's Brat Charlie XCX invented kind of a new way of life
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it's an album actually.
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Kamala is brat deemed by the Queen herself.
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Charlie XCX backed by so many of us,
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Kamal is just that girl.
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So you feel like Gen Z is like all behind Kamala Harris
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Yeah, she has fan cams.
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you know, you're locked in with Gen Z when you've got
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a fan camp going up at like seven in the morning.
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I think she has that.
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She's gonna get that vote.
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She has all that power.
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it's gonna be interesting.
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It's complicated. It's complex but she gets it.
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I feel like we all saw this but also if you didn't
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maybe you were affected by this outage.
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I saw it on Twitter.
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sorry XX. I saw it on tiktok.
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I even saw it on an IG reel and you know,
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things take a while to get to.
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So that's how, you know,
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True. So the world continues to recover from massive business and
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travel disruptions caused by a faulty software update from cyber security firm
06:33
Crowdstrike. That's crazy.
06:36
The crazy thing is that like everything or so many things are
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running on Microsoft. It's like wild again.
06:42
The half the world they shut down airplanes were down all that
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stuff. It was a massive disruption because everything's depending on Microsoft
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So apparently Microsoft said that 8.5 million devices running its windows operating
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system were affected by the faulty cybersecurity update.
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Friday. It led to worldwide disruptions 8.5 million.
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That's a lot devices and phones and airplane computers.
07:06
That's terrifying to think about.
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Imagine you're on an airplane all of a sudden.
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the, the map in front of you just goes that screen
07:17
it shows, this is like your TV,
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show, it shows the blue screen.
07:20
Yeah, you're just trying to watch Magic Mike and like error
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I would like I would start praying.
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Yeah, I would turn to God.
07:29
Well, important because you need to make sure you get
07:32
your prescriptions refilled and have any medications you need on hand outages
07:37
like this can actually cause disruptions to supply chains and access to
07:41
your medical records. So make sure you have what you need
07:45
to stay healthy. Ladies.
07:46
Ozempic users stock up award season is coming,
07:51
you know, we're all staying skinny so you know,
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do what you gotta do for sure.
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No, but it's crazy because again everything was down.
07:58
Do you see any videos any like pictures of people celebrating the
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outage or like I'm not gonna expose my people but there's
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a couple of offices that depended on Microsoft and well,
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you know, you can't work when Microsoft is down.
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That's a, that's a day off in the books,
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you know, and I saw a bunch of blue screens,
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I'm not bummed. I mean,
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as long as they got paid.
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That's cool. As long as they got paid.
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Good three day weekend.
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Thanks to Microsoft. Shout out Microsoft.
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What's the guy from Microsoft's Bill Gates.
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Bill Gates. He was just in a scandal.
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Here's another 10, well,
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Do you see the video of the sea lions clearing the beach
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in San Diego? I did,
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I was literally there one day before.
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I'm so sad. I missed out.
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That is amazing. I mean,
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it's not, but they were not playing around,
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dude. I know it was like seal team six.
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It's like we were here first,
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like a TS A they said out pretty much like serious like
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they were intense like can we put the video on?
09:04
There we go. Oh my gosh,
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look OK. So bones out.
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Bones are out. Oh dude,
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that's in the get I want the lady in the white.
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I want her point of view.
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Like I want her with the white.
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Don't they have like signs like saying like,
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hey, just so you know.
09:24
Yeah, they were here first.
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There's warning signs. People just don't like to listen,
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they were there first.
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So who's in the right here?
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but I feel like these seals.
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Like they deserve like a medal of honor.
09:34
They were just doing the due diligence patrolling the beach.
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What should we call that guy?
09:40
Captain Mauricio, he's giving Mauricio,
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he's got a little mustache.
09:45
He's got his little Capitan hat.
09:47
No smiley. Because they're always serious.
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put a little hat on.
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I would be scared of him,
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if you're in San Diego,
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watch out for the seals because they ain't messing around.
09:56
Yeah. The wildlife this summer all over the country because in
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Florida they've got the sharks going at it and over here we've
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what's next? I think I would stick to pools.
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Yeah. Shout out Mauricio.
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Thank you for your service.
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Appreciate you. Wait,
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that was, that was really good.
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I mean, I used to like the beach until these motherfuckers
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came around trauma, new trauma.
10:29
00, sounds a dangerous today.
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We are here with Lauro.
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Pera Melancolia? Can you tell us how La Vita discovered you
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It was originally like three years ago when I released the
11:10
Latin House track called Mitie and she posted like a story with
11:16
the song, but without tagging me and then a couple years
11:20
later, I released this gang album with the song Perella and
11:26
Coica and she got obsessed with the song and she posted again
11:31
But this time she tagged me and she,
11:35
she put like a link to my album in Spotify.
11:40
So everyone could hear the whole album.
11:43
That was a blessing for me.
11:45
How did you feel when you saw it?
11:47
Because you probably weren't expecting it.
11:49
Right. Laverda. No moment.
11:57
I was about to quit.
11:59
Ye Mus Estados, Unidos,
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Buscando un mejor futuro una mejor that I kas like a hobby
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Segura ando Musica Pero Lovia consider queer my lifestyle,
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me proposito Anos as normal moments on the tra frustration unos
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I'm Mexican. So I know that Colombians have their own
12:36
breakup terminology, right?
12:39
Can you explain to me like the meaning of some so like
12:43
Tusa, Tusa, it's basically when you're heartbroken,
12:46
it's like that stage when you're super heartbroken and all just all
12:52
you want to do is cry.
12:53
And remember that person is a la Tua como is a momento
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Maduro una reac de terminar Naion depetro saep pe Yes.
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So cro que una de las Cosas en las que de las
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quero and squeals channel desa dear com empowerment la T on the
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Jacta persona. Don deci note ma grade on the Estas Tambien
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that you need a little drama,
13:51
you know, like you like that is so true.
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We really appreciate your time here with us.
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Como guru del Sabor today.
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We have Jay Flores a Cheetos,
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they got the ambassador and a scientist Jay.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Welcome. How are you doing?
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Appreciate you joining us.
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We wanted to learn more about your organization.
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It's not magic, it's science.
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Can you tell us all about it?
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Yeah, it's not magic.
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It's science came out during the pandemic.
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Actually I knew kids weren't going to have access to fun science
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experiments. They were going to have engineers visiting their schools,
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they weren't going to be able to do any hands on stuff
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School was going to be difficult on zoom and science and
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math were gonna be that much more difficult to be engaging on
15:07
zoom. So I wanted to find a way to engage them
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with science, things that they could do at home,
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but in a way that they weren't feeling like it was school
15:17
So they would come on,
15:18
they would just see this kind of magical trick and then maybe
15:21
hopefully worry or wonder how did he do that?
15:24
And since I'm a scientist and not a magician,
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I can actually teach you the science behind the trick and has
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just kind of exploded since then.
15:32
So it went from just social media to getting,
15:35
you know, of views on tiktok and Instagram to then now
15:38
I do a live show where I take the kids up just
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like you and I might go to a show in Vegas and
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the magician tells you to choose a card or something like that
15:46
I have the kids come up on stage,
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we have bigger versions of the experiments and then they all get
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to take home one of our,
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it's not magic, it's science kids with them to do the
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experiments themselves. So that's been one of the most important parts
15:56
for me is to increase that access and equity so that kids
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feel like they can do it.
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They don't have to have any special fancy equipment.
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It's all stuff that you can find around the home but presented
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in a really fun way.
16:06
That's cool. It's like Criss Angel.
16:08
But science, I love that.
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I love that. So what does it mean to be a
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Cheetos de Way ambassador?
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And what did it mean to you to be selected?
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You know, science isn't something that's as celebrated in our society
16:23
especially within the Hispanic community as much,
16:26
right? And so I wanted to make sure that I could
16:28
bring that to the table as something that should be celebrated as
16:31
a path forward for our community as a great way to
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kind of change generations and provide opportunities.
16:38
And the money has allowed me to be able to reach
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kids that won't always get these types of opportunities.
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And that's why it's been so meaningful for me to be able
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to be one of the ambassadors because not only are we providing
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Hispanic representation in the space where I never grew up seeing any
16:53
Hispanic scientists or engineers on TV or movies.
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And if I did it was on something like a Narcos type
17:00
movie, right? And so it was not the type of
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energy and education that I want the kids to be seeing.
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So not to be able to shine a light on that,
17:07
but then also provide the opportunities to the students that need it
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the most, the kids that aren't getting science kids bought for
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them or they don't have the most engaging experiences with it.
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Now they have someone that looks like them and they can go
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and do it themselves.
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What advice do you have for those trying to leave their mark
17:23
Because I know you're very influential,
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sounds like you're already leaving your mark.
17:27
But what advice do you have for others trying to do that
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too? The first thing I would say is that we often
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oh, I'm a volunteer,
17:35
I'm doing this work for others,
17:37
but it's actually so much more rewarding for yourself.
17:40
All of these opportunities that I've received,
17:42
starting my own business,
17:43
whatever cool things that have happened to me in life are usually
17:46
because I've cared about other people.
17:49
So the more you try to help other people,
17:51
the stronger, the more successful you personally need to become.
17:55
And so that kind of grows your impact on others,
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but also on what you're able to accomplish yourself.
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And then the other piece of advice is you got to
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figure out what you're passionate about as early as possible.
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And if you have that already,
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if you know, you love science or,
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you know, you love sports or whatever it is that you're
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passionate about, dig into that as much as you can spend
18:17
as much of your energy time,
18:19
money, if you need to,
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into that thing that you care about a lot because that's where
18:23
you're going to have the most success and where you're going to
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have the most impact on others.
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And if you don't know what that is yet,
18:28
just try a bunch of things,
18:30
right? Like pick up different sports,
18:32
try different hobbies, talk to people,
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look up youtube videos now on people that have success in different
18:37
areas and that will allow you to start figuring out what areas
18:41
you might be more excited about.
18:42
And once you find that one that really clicks,
18:44
you're going to then be able to find all that energy and
18:47
to make yourself very successful and impactful in that space.
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OJ Thank you for your time.
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I hope we get to catch a show like IRL one of
18:55
these days because I saw your social videos and they're awesome.
18:58
like you said, of curiosity behind magic is like,
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I want to know how he did it.
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I love how passionate you are about what you do.
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We're rooting for you and,
19:06
and everything you're doing.
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For the community. So,
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thank you so much Jay.
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And where can people find you on social media?
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Yep. So my tiktok Instagram is at J Flores inspires.
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So that's Jay Flores Flores inspires.
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And then if you go to invent the change.com,
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I've got the links to all the youtube videos.
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If you want to do experiments with your kids or you want
19:28
to watch other science videos.
19:29
I've got great content that's geared towards K to 12.
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meet science standards and all that good stuff.
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I'd love to have you guys at a show one day.
19:38
It's great for all ages.
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I blow everybody's and we'll be in touch.
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Thank you for all you out there who are helping your communities
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go tell Cheetos about it.
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Apply for your chance to be the next Cheetos de Haua ambassador
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and win $25,000. We are here with the legend,
20:07
the comedian Sasha Mercy.
20:15
So how are you doing?
20:16
How's your summer been?
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My summer's been good.
20:18
It's been very eventful and it's not over yet.
20:21
Like what's been going on?
20:24
You know, a lot of parties that I'm looking forward to
20:28
I'm going to New York City.
20:29
So I'm not looking forward to that hate in New York City
20:32
It looks like people are literally melting outside and also super
20:37
random. But I wanted to get your take on this because
20:40
I saw this this morning.
20:41
There's this tweet that's like living in my head rent free of
20:45
feet. Yeah. There we go.
20:50
What, what is your take on this?
20:54
I don't see anything wrong with it.
20:56
As long as your feet don't stink.
20:58
Look, I was raised in Dr,
21:00
right. And we would either walk barefoot or with sandals.
21:05
So, toes, I'm not like toes are like the fingers
21:07
of the legs. You know what I'm saying?
21:10
I don't see anything wrong with it.
21:11
Yeah. And people wear sandals all the time.
21:14
So, absolutely. I don't understand what the problem is.
21:16
I look, I'm just minding my business.
21:19
you will never catch me.
21:22
So my motherfucking toes.
21:24
I want to also get your take on.
21:26
I know you're bi coastal.
21:27
I love picking your brain because you're so clever with things.
21:31
So I know you're bi-coastal the other day,
21:34
my sister Daniela, she was asked on a plane to switch
21:39
seats. You have to come to me with a sob story
21:43
Somebody in your family got to be dying.
21:46
I am a window seat person.
21:48
Was it a window seat?
21:49
It was a window seat.
21:50
I'm not giving up my window seat for nobody scoliosis.
21:53
I need the certain leverage to like take naps because my back
21:57
be hurting. I just honestly,
22:00
you don't know my medical issues.
22:01
I don't give a fuck.
22:03
I don't care if y'all want to sit together and then if
22:05
you're flying alone, it's like you can't be on someone's shoulder
22:08
You know, I had a nightmare.
22:10
So I had a nightmare.
22:12
I had a nightmare situation.
22:14
Happened to me. I happen to be in the middle seat
22:17
and I just remember thinking to myself if,
22:20
I'm pretty sure the devil is gonna put me in the middle
22:24
seat for the rest of my life because that was like,
22:28
that's why I want to be a good person.
22:29
So when I go to hell,
22:30
I never have to sit in the middle seat.
22:32
The thing about middle seats too is like,
22:35
I like to nap and I'm always like leaning forward like this
22:39
So I take a scarf and I just so that it
22:44
attaches itself to the seat.
22:45
So I'm just like in the middle,
22:50
like that's a good idea.
22:52
I don't even know what that patent pending.
22:58
What would you call it?
22:59
I don't know the seat head to head to seat a seat
23:05
nap. There was this guy that sat next to me,
23:07
this older man, we were flying to Mexico and yeah,
23:11
he was rotting inside.
23:13
What do you mean rotting inside?
23:15
Because I think he farted really bad but a silent one.
23:19
He was asleep. It was really bad but crazy stuff goes
23:23
we don't talk about how many people fart on planes.
23:26
let's switch. We're just getting really stinky we're talking about.
23:31
So parts. Why are you being stinky over here?
23:37
Ok. Well, let's change the subject.
23:38
Did you see the national anthem?
23:44
All right. So I saw it.
23:46
I was just kind of like how the heck did that even
23:49
happen? That's what we're talking about.
23:52
Like the managers, her publicist.
23:54
How did they allow that?
23:55
She sounded like a dying cat.
23:57
And then I think what was very funny was her not funny
24:02
her post afterwards was very interesting because she was like,
24:05
yo, guys, she didn't even make any excuse.
24:08
I was drunk. I love that.
24:10
She was like, she was like,
24:16
Who goes to rehab and say,
24:18
yo, I think it's gonna be fun in there.
24:21
There ain't no drugs in there.
24:24
You lying Amy Winehouse didn't even want to.
24:27
She did it. She said no,
24:28
no, no. I think we've heard many different like
24:33
horrible versions of the national anthem before and we kind of like
24:37
brushed it off, but I think we're talking about it because
24:43
it's not genuine at all.
24:44
It's disingenuous. So good luck to you,
24:48
Ingrid, whoever you are,
24:49
Ingrid, Ingrid, is there something that you just wanna put
24:54
on? The table and talk about.
24:55
Yes. So I have Maurice Nando coming up July 26th in
25:00
New York City at the United Palace.
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So that's something that I'm really excited about.
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And August 10th, I'm gonna be throwing Ateo out there and
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in October, I'm gonna be in Philly doing a play.
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It's called La Egoist.
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So I'm really excited about it.
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The Rain Girl, I'll be acting,
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I'll be doing comedy.
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I'll be doing it all while we're rooting for you.
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Where can people follow you?
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You can follow me on all platforms at Sasha Mercy.
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Let's give it up for Sasha girl.
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Enough of this nasty talk talk,
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papa talk, whatever.
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we'll see you guys on Wednesday.
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It's been Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Daniela.
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Thanks for having me.
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Thanks for tuning in.