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All right. Y'all help me in welcoming Comedia Lorena Russi.
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I don't know why I do that.
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I don't know. I've never met a person in my life
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I was raised by wolves.
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Oh, speaking of Colombia.
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Oh, sorry, I looked down and I'm like,
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So you're Colombian and not to like,
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you know, throw more salt in that wound.
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But did you see the Copa America?
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I just can't, I just,
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I really over Argentina winning every single thing.
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Do you know what I mean?
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At this point? They have meat.
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They have soccer but horrible personalities.
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The vest though is OK.
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No, you're perfect with the vest.
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So we redo it and I know there's no redoing.
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Babe. Did you hear about how the fields though?
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The pa the shitty field?
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So the fields were all fucked up because apparently it's a football
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it was turf of a football field that they brought in
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I don't know if this is fake news,
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but so that's why it was all patchy and divided and then
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that's how messy tamal they got all inflated Yeah.
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Poor guy. Have you ever played a sport?
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You're talking, like,
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And totally that football went that way.
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I never played, I know you're a pro.
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But for 30 seconds my career was the,
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did you ever play for,
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like, wake up from a nap?
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That's how long my career was.
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Really? I wanna talk about that.
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Like, how did talk about like,
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so like you started there and now you in comedy like,
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yeah, it's not good.
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The answer is not good.
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If you start as a professional athlete and end in comedy,
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your life went wrong.
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What was the moment?
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I basically, so I got scouted to play in Italy for
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a couple of teams and then I got a tryout for the
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Colombian National team, but I got pneumonia and I missed the
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World Cup tryouts and that's how I got into comedy.
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Yeah. Yeah. And the good news is that I'm still
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it's, there's no way to make money as a woman but
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you, you're coming up on Netflix and I'm actually starting now
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But the only the it's only the best and I saw
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your IG handle is literally colonial man face is how did that
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give us the story behind that IG handle?
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OK. I my Instagram handle is at colonial man face
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because I have resting colonial man face.
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You just look in the mirror like that is it?
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I had your haircut and I finally was able to put my
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hair up in a ponytail,
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stretchy. I'm a woman and I had my hair up and
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I was so excited because I was like,
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wow, I'm going to feel really feminine finally.
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And I run and I look into the mirror and I was
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like, oh, I look like Thomas Jefferson's ghost.
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I look like Zachary Banks from Hocus Pocus.
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So I realized that I look like Beethoven.
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that's when I decided to make an Instagram.
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I said, I'm going to make it a colon on my
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face and I was recently in at a com.
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What's up? What's up?
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No, tell me for real.
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I could tell you I killed my parents and you'd be like
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So I, I murder them and you'd be like,
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no. So I guess in that vein of getting row set
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of comedy shows, I said in the front row one time
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And what was their name?
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Eleanor Kerrigan Comedy Store?
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My career is with every second we spoke.
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OK, when O Mira I was there and in
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the, I got roasted and they were like,
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oh, you look like an Amish Mexican.
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And so I'm not laughing because it's true.
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I'm laughing because whoa comedy is so beautiful.
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I mean, I didn't feel bad.
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She's right. She's right.
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No, no, you're a handsome young man.
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OK, Mexican. That is crazy.
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I look like an Amish Mexican.
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If I gave you this vest it would be one Amish.
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So, what advice do you have for people that sit in
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the front row? What advice do I have for people?
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I think if you sit in the front,
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you, you just have to be prepared for whatever is coming
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your way. I think it's also like shows are too long
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know how long the show is because if it's a 60 minute
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show, great, I'll sit there and I'll be welcoming.
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But if it's a three hour show,
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sit in the back me specifically or anybody know anybody,
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you definitely, you are very nice.
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So I want to rip your heart out if you do.
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You know what I mean?
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Because it's like, I know that you're a good person so
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you shouldn't sit in the front because I'd be like,
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you look like an Amish Mexican.
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You're gonna be fine.
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Like the people come to you like,
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hey, tell me a joke or in general in
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bed people aren't like before they come,
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they're not like, wait,
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knock joke. They're not like orgasm and being like,
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who's there? The dating as a comic is interesting.
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Yeah. Just because I think you're performing all the time.
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So people are seeing you,
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but I want to be fair and that there's not an even
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distribution of energy. So you've listened to me talk for 20
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minutes. I don't know who you are.
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And I would like to potentially if you look like Rachel Weisz
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from the mummy, I would like to talk to you.
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Is it Weiss? How do we say her last name?
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Vice Weiss. I don't know.
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But, yeah, I know who you're talking about.
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At least that Gina Rodriguez,
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Gina from Jan, the virgin.
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I understand the, the person and you know,
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dating is funny. Funny.
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Why was the married?
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Ok. Have you ever been married?
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I'm married right now.
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Yes, it's, it's good.
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It sounds like you're getting endorsed.
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it's just definitely,,
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the baby is like a whole another level of that.
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So obviously, you know,
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you have your person.
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cool. I'm a dad now and I have to wake up
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like multiple times a night even though the baby popped out of
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I still, I still help out.
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So that's good. Wow,
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you seem like a cool guy.
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Thank you. And I know you're doing the bare minimum.
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ok. Ok. We have to go.
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No. Yeah, I think we're good when people watch you
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you can't. I have no idea.
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You're going to have to follow me on Instagram.
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People are always like,
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what can I, I'm like,
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I don't know what today is.
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oh, it's today Thursday and people are like,
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it's not. And I'm like,
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Someone was like, I texted a friend being like,
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oh, are you not in the country?
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I told you that and I was like,
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I don't know where I am today.
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People can call you.
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What's your, you can follow me at Colonial man face as
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we've discussed because I don't have a website anymore because I refuse
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to pay. I think it's embarrassing to pay.
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I go on Go daddy.com and I'm like,
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this is a reliable website.
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Yeah. IG I colonia man.
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Face. Follow along for all the dates.
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All the tour, all that stuff.
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For all those tours I have coming up.
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