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Phony Rancheros and Healthy Chisme

July 31, 2024
Comedian and new dad Jesus Sepulveda gives parenting advice and tips on how to get over your ex, London-based Chilean-Italian singer Rosa Cecilia on music inspo and why Parisians aren’t beating the rude allegations, we get a sneak peek of “Harold and the Purple Canyon,” Hello Kitty isn’t who you think she is, chisme is good for you, and always remember to read the boneless chicken fine print.
Show transcript
00:07
Hey guys, welcome back to Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro sister.
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How are you? I'm good brother.
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Crazy show for y'all.
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It's a fun one.
00:15
Honestly. And so we're talking,
00:17
hello, Kitty. It's a heated debate.
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So, you know,
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we'll break that down a bit and apparently yapping like what we're
00:24
doing now is good for you.
00:25
So keep it up.
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Wonder. No wonder makes sense and does boneless actually mean boneless
00:32
more at 11. 0,
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ok. Well, comedian Jesus Sepulveda checks in with us and
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Rosa Cecilia calls in straight out of London out of London bruv
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Is that right?
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I think that was accurate and we get a sneak peek of
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Harold and the purple crayon and honestly,
00:52
our inner child loved it.
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You'll see. Anyways,
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let's start the show.
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So this story has everyone chatting and apparently the company that created
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Hello, Kitty unveiled at the 50th anniversary that Hello,
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Kitty is actually a little girl and not a cat.
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I mean, I know that already Jenny and this is coming
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straight from Joe Koch,
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the senior vice president of marketing and brand management over there.
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So like, so there's no confusion.
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How is she a little girl,
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like her name is literally,
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hello, Kitty. Like Kitty is short for cat.
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Like she's a straight goth.
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Don't like, don't make me feel stupid for clicks.
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Like it's like why would a little girl have cat ears?
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Whiskers and a boyfriend named Daniel who is also a cat with
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ears and whiskers. Like is this cosplay,
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like, explain that?
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Listen, Jenny, I don't make the rules.
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She's not a cat and she's not human either.
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She's just, hello,
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Kitty. She's always been,
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hello, Kitty to me and she will remain being hello,
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Kitty. She's five apples tall and she weighs about three apples
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Well, for the integrity of my childhood,
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she's a cat. I don't care what you think.
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What does a Dominican know about this?
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I'm just kidding. I'm joking.
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I'm joking. I'm joking.
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No. But seriously though,
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well, fine, agree to disagree.
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You think she's a little girl?
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I think she's a little cat.
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I think she's. Hello,
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Kitty. How is she?
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A girl? I don't understand.
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I mean her name is,
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hello K she's right there.
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All right. Don't be bashing my,
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my home girl like that.
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All right. I'm not bashing her.
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I'm just saying like a little girl that make a little girl
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make a doll,
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like a little doll.
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But that, this is literally a,
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a I, you,
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I bet you didn't even know she has a cat.
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What do you mean?
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She has a cat?
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She has a pet?
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Cat. She's not a cat,
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she's not a cat.
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She has, she has a baby.
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No, she has a pet cat on the show.
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you're ruining my childhood right now and I don't like
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it., I think you're playing my girl kitty white
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If you didn't know that's her real name.
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Oh, it literally,
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if you put, if you put the white in front of
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the kitty, it's literally white.
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Kitty, which is exactly what she is.
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So we'll agree to disagree.
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Listen, I'm sure homegirl has a little pasa Pue.
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I'm gonna find it online for you and we're gonna,
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you know, settle this once and for all.
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Sorry kitty. It's a very dark time in America sister.
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The nation is very divided.
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People are catching strays but we have to cover this.
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Apparently boneless chicken wings can have bones in them what this is
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coming from the Ohio Supreme Court.
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So if I order boneless wings,
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I mean, there better not be bones in them because they're
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boneless. Oh, but boneless,
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it just means there's less na na na see,
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that's where they get.
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So apparently this boneless drama started back in 2016.
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So it's been a minute,
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right? Some guy named Michael Berkheimer went to a restaurant in
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Hamilton, Ohio and had boneless wings,
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but a piece of bone in the wings causing pain and an
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infection. He later sued the restaurant,
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the chicken supplier and the farm saying they,
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you didn't warn about the bones.
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Oh, so lower courts dismissed his case,
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which then went to the State's Supreme Court in its ruling.
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The Ohio Supreme Court's majority also wrote that boneless technically referred to
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a cooking style. Not a true guarantee that the food would
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really be without bones.
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So damn, that's a scam,
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bro. Like, like the Supreme Court that said,
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well, it's crazy brother because they're hitting us with a boneless
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chicken fine print. Like,
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and that's the thing,
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dude, you know,
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I actually know someone that died from eating wings.
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They choked on a bone.
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Ok? But they were br ip,
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they were in, they weren't,
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it was a club promoter that forced me to follow him and
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then I found out he passed away.
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So, but anyways,
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all right, a moment of silence or no,
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no, that's fucked up.
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Oh, no, no.
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You know what told me.
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But I don't know.
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But it's just kind of like other stuff that has like the
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fine print, right?
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Like, I don't know if you notice on drumsticks like it's
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not ice cream. Like the little corner I said something like
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about like being a frozen dessert.
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The USDA finds ice cream as containing at least 10% milk fat
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but drumsticks do not meet this requirement.
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And so it doesn't qualify as ice cream.
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Well, what kind of shit is that?
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Ok? But the bonus thing,
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exactly. I mean,
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like, look, everything,
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you know, is a lie.
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You have to read the fine print.
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Otherwise you're gonna freaking get infected by a chicken wing or you
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could pass away. It's so sad,
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bro. I would hate to go out like that Buffalo.
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I would hate to go out like that.
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And the only reason I know is because I was scrolling through
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the comments, you know,
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being c as to why that's the way he went to his
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IGR IP like his IG,
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I guess someone had the pass and he's coming out of the
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sky and I saw him in the comments.
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I'm like, shoot,
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I was like, well,
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how did he pass?
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And I was like,
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damn, they weren't kidding.
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Was he? So our have been honest with me this entire
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time. Yes. Yapping.
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Also known as C Nando with your friends is apparently really good
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for your mental health.
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Honestly, after a good yap ses I'm feeling good according to
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a study connecting with friends is really bad for your mental health
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no matter what you're talking about.
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Well, I think this is a proof to all those kids
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that had talks too much on the report card that they were
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on to something. Did you get that too?
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Because I was a perfect kid.
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Like in school, they were like the study highlighted that our
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convos don't have to be super duper deep,
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you know, for it to be good for us.
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Yeah. Researchers found that the specific type of conversation you're having
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doesn't really matter so much.
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It's just reaching out to a friend daily,
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really improved participants, feelings of connection and well being,
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whether it's yapping about your annoying as my coworkers too.
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Like they actually have the courage and I don't know how to
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end this story. So they just keep yapping and then they'll
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do their thing. Yeah.
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So we are here at the Rossa Cecilia,
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a Chilean Italian artist living in London and Yeah.
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Yeah, welcome. So you speak Spanish,
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French and English. Yes.
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But my Spanish is giving second generation.
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So like my ala speaks to me in Spanish and I respond
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in English but weirdly,
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I can't song write in French.
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I can only song write in English and Spanish.
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I don't know why I think it's because my mother tongue,
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it's like the ones I've spoken since birth.
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So it feels more natural and what's the best language to flirt
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in? I'm best at flirting in French.
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But I think the most enjoyable language to be flirted in with
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is Spanish. But like from the Caribbean,
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from the Caribbean, you know what I mean?
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They got me really,
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you have a do coworker and he's pretty with it.
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So he comes and I'm like they make you feel special.
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They really do. Can you give a flirty line in each
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language? Honestly, I feel like in Spanish it's not what
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you say. It's how you say it.
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Even if it's just like,
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that's cute. French.
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Little squint too. That you did.
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Same in French English.
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It doesn't work English.
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I just look, look,
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I just, I just Jenny.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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You? I can see you smiling like you got a good
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smile. Thank you.
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Thank you, Rose.
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So the food in the UK gets a bad rap.
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So, as a Latina,
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like where do you go to get Latino fixed?
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How do you spruce up your meals?
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And how do you make sure it has?
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That's a song. So I actually don't think that London has
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bad food at all.
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You can get amazing Latino food.
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The two like Latino hubs would be Elephant and Castle and then
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seven sisters, one's in South,
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one's in North, I will say though where I grew up
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which is around Shepherd's Bush in West,
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there's like a tiny Colombian scene.
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Like I went to school with quite a few Colombians.
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And so we have like our little Mercato and like all the
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stuff that we get,
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you know, but I feel like it's,
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there's more and more Latin food that I'm noticing,
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I think because of the internet genuinely.
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I think accounts like you guys,
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people have a craving for it and when family or friends travel
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outside of London and they go to Mexico or like,
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you know, Colombia,
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what do you ask for them like to bring you back?
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Did you bring back any goodies or did you make any requests
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I mean, I'm not Mexican but I love a tie
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Sorry to be basic,
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but like a little tacky with some lemon.
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My thing is like,
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I love home food.
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That's what I'm into.
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It's like I would just go to my alas to get umas
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which is like, UMA is kind of like a tamale but
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without the meat. So it's literally just like corn wrapped in
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the leaf and she bakes them and she sprinkles sugar on top
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and we have it for breakfast.
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Like for me, if I want Latin food,
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I just go to my because she lives in the suburbs of
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London. Yeah. To the source.
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I'm nice and home cooked too.
10:56
So your music has tons of influences and on your song,
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desire, you're covering it all.
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What's inspiring you these days for Desire.
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I was really inspired by Nati Pus's Mafioso because when I heard
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that song don't get wrong.
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I love reggaeton with all my heart.
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I can kiki Reggaeton till the cows come home,
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babes. Let me tell you.
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But, but when I heard my foa,
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I was like, this is a Latin pop hit,
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a global Latin pop hit that isn't reggaeton.
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And I'm a vintage girly.
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I love the sixties.
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I love the eighties.
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Like I love to collage when it comes to anything aesthetic.
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So when I heard that song,
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I was really inspired and encouraged that people were making music like
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that. So I was like,
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I want to make a song like that.
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But that has a bit more London Grip because I am a
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Londoner. And so that's what inspired desire really.
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And then I was listening to a lot of like Madonna's Erotica
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which is like kind of a niche Madonna album from the
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nineties. I've never heard of it before.
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So I was like,
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I kind of want to write something a bit kinky,
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a bit taboo. A bit erotic and desire was born basically
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Yeah. And more on music.
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Do Latinos show out at concerts in the UK?
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Like do they like,
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you know, show up?
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This is a question that I was asking myself.
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So I work closely with a friend of mine called Santiago who
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is Colombian. We decided to put on a show a year
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ago that was just Latin Acts.
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And we asked ourselves,
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we like, is anyone gonna turn up?
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Like, is anyone gonna calm?
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Does anyone even like Latin music in London,
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blah, blah, blah,
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fully sold out such good energies,
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whether they were Latino or not?
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They showed such a passion for the music.
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It was one of my favorite shows I've ever done.
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And then we po I posted a reel of it around like
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Christmas and it's on like 3 million views which is crazy.
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Latinos show up that FOMO is there.
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I feel like even people that are Latino,
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they like, they like the culture,
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the food, like they want to take it all in as
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well. And I think again,
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we're all welcoming, so it's for sure.
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It's like if you play like a Solina,
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like in an event that is super diverse,
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you're going to see all the Latinos just kind of just show
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up, right? Like you're going to see them even at
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parties out here, I notice they play Gasolina and even the
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white boys, they know these,
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the beats, the vibe.
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So I think they all want to be a part of it
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Most definitely. And I think what's so beautiful about our
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community is like, I think a lot of the time in
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the past being Latino has been given a singular rep,
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but there's so much diversity like we're an entire continent.
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Like, do you know what I mean?
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Like there's so much diversity within our culture in and of itself
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And I also feel like the UK and Europe need to
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have its time to show what our version of Latinidad looks like
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What's next for you?
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Desire out 26th of July and there might be a little video
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that comes with it.
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I'll be playing a few shows and then I've also got
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some other singles planned for this year.
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But we want to thank you also for your time and for
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breaking it down how you know the differences and all that,
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how your experience is over there in the UK,
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where can people find you and follow you so they can find
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me everywhere at. It's Rosa Cecilia or on tiktok,
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Rosa Cecilia music. You can find me on Spotify.
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Please listen to my new song.
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It's got a Latin beat,
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British French Spanish lyrics.
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It's inspired by everything and it's a song for everyone.
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It's a hot girl summer song for sure.
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But you see Gracias de Mundo Mimi,
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take care. Ok,
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brother, there's been a lot of good movies this summer for
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kids. I mean,
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including myself, I saw inside out.
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We got to speak about four and now Harold the purple crayon
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is coming out this Friday,
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August 2nd. We're so lucky to have a kid in the
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office. Honestly, we actually surprised Daniela who was our Gen
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Z coworker and let her go outside to check out the movie
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She even took her crayons with her.
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Oh, that's so wholesome.
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It sounds like a blast.
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So let's see how it went.
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Hi, Little R today.
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We're here to talk about Harold and the purple crayon.
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I'm so excited. How are you feeling?
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I'm doing good. I mean,
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Moose, I loved your character in the movie.
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Tell me a little bit about Moose mentality.
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Moose Moose don't want no trouble.
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First of all, Moose Moose is a Moose and I did
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some research. I started watching videos of random moose.
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And one thing I love about the boos is that they're super
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laid back. They really,
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if you look at them in the forest,
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they, they're not running around doing too much.
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They kind of just eating their greenery and just minding their business
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minding their own business.
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And so I wanted to make sure I put that in there
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I wanted to make sure the innocence of,
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you know, moves and even all of us did that with
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Zach, with Harold and Tian,
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with porcupine. We wanted to make sure you saw the innocence
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of, of who these characters are.
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They only been in the book world the whole time.
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Exactly. And so to go into the Real World,
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everything was kind of intensified,
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like you moose had anxiety but it was innocent anxiety.
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Right? Yeah, we end up playing,
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I'm a moose. I shouldn't be flying.
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So I try to really dive into that as far as making
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sure the innocence of my character was around.
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Well, you saw it in the movie,
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I guess. Well,
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I mean, after the movie,
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I felt the strong need to bring out my box of crayons
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and get into my imagination.
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So I thought we could play a little game of pictionary.
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So if you could fast forward through any task or chore,
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which could it be and why I would want to mop fast
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like, just really just mop a floor really.
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Like if I had like the speed of like one of those
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superheroes who run fast,
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that's what I want.
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I want fast, mopping,
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mopping really fast. I like that.
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I, yeah, cleaning fast or not cleaning at all.
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I'm not the best drug.
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I'm not either. This is the best word.
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I try to keep it easy.
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All right. Ok.
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Ready when you are,
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you go first? Ok.
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It's kind of easy.
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But, oh, airplane,
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airplane, you got it right.
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But, but specific part of the movie,
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I don't know. We have air and I'm screaming,
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I turn into a moose.
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Yes. Your moose moment,
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your moose legs, your moose moment the legs are,
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are they giving Moose?
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Please tell me they're giving.
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I guess you and you got it right?
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You know, a part of the wings and I'm like,
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no, that, that's a moose leg.
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It's a moose leg.
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Ok. It's a wing and what you about to see and
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be. No, I think the time has come.
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I think I'm ready.
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This is a character in the movie.
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Ok. Spiky Smiley Personality porcupine.
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Yes, I got it right.
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And I'm sorry if this is like a hairy potato with tap
17:34
shoes though. A little bit of a hairy potato with top
17:37
shoes on. But this is being creative.
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What the movie is about being creative imagination.
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You use your imagination.
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That's why you knew what I did with you.
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Exactly. And you knew the moose was,
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was, was there because the imagination.
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It's all about getting into your imagination.
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And that's what I felt when watching Harold in the purple crowd
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I love it.
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Well, now I'm going to bring a little bit of my
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culture into this game of pictionary.
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So I'm going to draw something and there's a couple of treats
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that come with it.
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But I want to see if maybe you've been to one of
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these events. Oh,
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it's not really looking like a,
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it's not going to look like what it is.
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I'm gonna try this.
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It's the essence of some could say I'll give you a
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couple of words, family culture,
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party. I don't know.
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I don't think you will know.
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It's a pinata. Is it giving pinata?
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That's the event at the end of no,
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it's something you do at an event.
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You said you're right,
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you're right. It is something you do.
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Crazy pinata. Ain't no event.
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Well, you'll find no,
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I ain't going to.
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No, I never heard.
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You never know what I thought.
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But I'm like she said even so you did think it.
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But my wording messed you up.
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I apologize. But your imagination,
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it's no picnic. It's not.
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I was just thinking of event,
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event, the event like a vent and a person standing in
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front of you. You drew the sun and,
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and candy, candy,
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some candy goods that I that I have for you at the
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end of this interview.
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Well, I really enjoyed using my imagination,
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my purple crayon and just Moose mentality.
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Porcupine and pinata. Oh,
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thank you. That was,
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that was, that was not a pin,
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that was the pinata and some snowflakes.
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Sure. It's a pinata.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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That drawing was a little questionable,
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but the movie looks good.
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I mean, it's time to embrace Moose mentality like Lil Rell
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said and go watch Harold and the purple crayon with the family
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Help me welcome comedian Jesus Se Pada.
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First of all, I man,
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how you been, bro?
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How's the familia? We gotta wash those hands.
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Boy, boy Cheetos family is great,
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dude. great.
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The baby is waking me up like always speaking of the
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of the little man man.
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So like, you know the drama with raising kids now and
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and being Latino like,
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so like, are you raising a oao kid?
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Like, oh my God,
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he's gonna be an OSA kid because I'm an oao parent.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Jose Poquito. OK.
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I get the like the bare minimum.
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Like my parents taught me the Spanish.
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That's like the vulgar Spanish apparently.
20:37
Like I got, I got ghetto Spanish,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Ching? Hey, come on.
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Hey, let go.
20:41
I'm on. No ma like I just know those words,
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you know street Spanish.
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I don't know the proper span.
20:47
I feel like I learned the same way like drive through Spanish
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you know, like with the drive through operators yelling at
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you in Spanish. Like nobody saying that that's what I learned
20:55
That kind of Spanish.
20:55
So, so like what?
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I don't know all that,
20:59
the other thing that's going on with kids now and,
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and you know, I have nephews,
21:03
bro and it's, it's like the ipad situation.
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It's like, yo,
21:06
they start crying here.
21:08
Shut up. You look like an ipad.
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Oh, yeah. 1000%.
21:12
Me and my girl were talking,
21:13
we're just like, I don't want him to grow up as
21:15
like these ipad kids,
21:16
you know, like for sure this generation is like,
21:19
we're messing these kids up like they're just gonna be,
21:22
yeah, they're zoned in by the matrix and just like,
21:25
you know, and then he had his first tantrum and let
21:28
me tell you, dude,
21:29
I gave him that ipad so quick.
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I'm like, dude,
21:32
I need him to just like zone out.
21:34
I need him to get his hit of heroin and just nod
21:36
out, dude. So I've been peeping online like Rancho and
21:40
this whole western look is in man,
21:43
like we're in this new,
21:44
new stage. We're in this like country stage where people are
21:48
just dressing up cowboy,
21:51
right? They like the,
21:52
they like the gentleman.
21:54
That's what they want,
21:55
baby. They want a gentleman.
21:57
It went from, hey,
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hey, hey, look at that dad.
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Hey, come here real quick.
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Hey, come here to now.
22:02
Excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt you guys' conversation but
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your beauty captivated me.
22:08
And when you're done talking here,
22:10
how about I buy you a drink?
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And we get to know each other.
22:13
They like that baby.
22:15
They want some smooth shit,
22:17
that shit. Got me hot.
22:18
Got a little Stevie in here.
22:21
Your hair went straight,
22:22
dude. All the girl,
22:24
you know how to dance,
22:25
dance cowboy. I'm trying to learn,
22:27
bro. It's so hard with the little botic guys.
22:29
I feel like I'll be sliding over there.
22:30
I'm kind of, you know,
22:31
100 pounds, bro.
22:32
Like those boots aren't,
22:34
aren't built for me,
22:34
honestly. Right. You like that,
22:36
that, that cool guy cowboy that goes in the bar slick
22:39
back. You know,
22:39
I don't want no trouble.
22:41
I just want to sip of my whiskey and that's it.
22:44
That's the vibe and girls just like,
22:46
oh my God, I wanna dance.
22:47
It's like I was in love once and right now I gotta
22:50
to get tired of dance.
22:52
Oh my God. I got like fake dirt stains on me
22:54
you know, for the look.
22:55
I wanna cut his hair.
22:57
Oh my God. So I'll be running through your page.
23:00
Oh no. You know when I'm sad I hear him already
23:04
I just start scrolling through the reels and I'm like,
23:06
I wanna laugh, bro.
23:07
You know, like I wanna,
23:08
I'm, I'm feeling sad.
23:10
So there was a video that stuck with me,
23:11
bro. And it was the when you know your boy isn't
23:14
over his act when she comes in.
23:15
Can you ask her if she still loves me?
23:17
Because I don't care.
23:18
I don't care. I don't care.
23:19
I want it. I don't talk to me about that because
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we all have that one.
23:23
Boy that is just like the heartbroken homie.
23:26
Dude, I saw this,
23:29
oh, you can tell who's heartbroken,
23:31
right? Will they be acting like delete her number,
23:34
delete her number. We do no more.
23:35
I'm so glad it's over.
23:37
Like I just realized how talk she was,
23:39
you know, it was like,
23:39
bro, you know,
23:40
you're still searching through her page.
23:42
You got a, you got a fake profile right now keeping
23:45
tabs on her. Yeah,
23:47
exactly, dude. I mean neither.
23:50
I'm not gonna lie to you,
23:50
bro. No, I was,
23:52
I was that he was hurting.
23:53
I was that guy.
23:54
Wow. What vibe is my look giving right now.
23:57
Your looks giving like she just had two kids and she has
24:00
a house and a two story house because she,
24:03
the white f I don't know,
24:05
Russ, you're looking rough,
24:07
you're looking rough but you know what?
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You're gonna bounce back,
24:10
dog, you're gonna bounce back.
24:11
I'm gonna help you out.
24:12
I bet. So then put me on how you get over
24:15
somebody. It's tough,
24:17
dude. The best way is to just cut everything off.
24:21
Cry for two weeks because the thing is we,
24:23
we like to hold in the cry.
24:25
We like to hold that in.
24:26
And then what happens?
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You think you're good,
24:27
you're at a party,
24:28
you start seeing a couple that's in love and that's when it
24:32
just starts, it starts coming at your boys and you just
24:35
you just see that like damn,
24:36
like that used to be me.
24:38
I used to, I let her go da do the happy
24:40
place now. Dog.
24:41
Look, we were surrounded with girls dog.
24:44
No, it's because like the report this,
24:46
I would have changed my life for her.
24:47
You know, that's the thing.
24:49
You don't wanna cry and if you wanna let the cry out
24:51
already, dude, let it out.
24:53
So when you see that you're like,
24:54
yeah, that was me but I'm good right now,
24:56
dude, I'm over here eating animal style.
24:58
That's what I'm saying.
24:59
Eating three by threes.
25:00
I don't even care right now,
25:02
dog, but you gotta let it out.
25:04
Well, thank you for the wisdom,
25:06
bro. Come on,
25:07
baby. Come on,
25:08
baby. Let me know.
25:10
Where can we follow?
25:11
I'm, I'm gonna have to check in with you.
25:12
See if you're good.
25:13
You have to have a couple of wings.
25:14
Don't disappear, dude.
25:16
So where can we follow you?
25:17
Make sure you follow me on Instagram.
25:18
He sus the comedian.
25:19
You already know, dude,
25:20
check me out. Look at my skits like my stuff.
25:23
Share it. Hey,
25:25
take care guys. Come on,
25:26
give me a theatre.
25:27
Let's go to the,
25:30
that's what I'm talking about,
25:31
baby. Well, sister,
25:36
I don't know if you heard but I think it's also was
25:37
spitting facts. Maybe your man is not over you.
25:40
Oh Yeah, I know he,
25:43
hey, I don't know.
25:44
Thank you for joining us for bio.
25:47
I am Alejandro and we'll see you on Friday and hopefully our
25:50
sex life is better by then.
25:51
Bye bye guys.