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So apparently the older you get,
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apparently the more you smell,
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I feel that not that I smell but I can get you
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So you heard that the those colognes you got at Macy's
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all that freaking Gucci.
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So it doesn't really help just you know,
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tone it down and anyways,
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it's too much. You walk into a cloud of perfume.
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But if you're wondering why old people tend to smell,
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it's known as non inal odor.
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So it's a unique scent that develops as people age due to
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the breakdown of certain fatty acids on the skin surface.
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So literally like we're not even kidding.
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It's not even about the cologne and shit,
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but your body starts to fucking stink.
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It just doesn't have the same scent that fresh scent used to
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get that new baby smell year by year.
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Oh for sure. But to lessen the intensity of the odor
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it's actually recommended to eat a balanced diet with antioxidants and
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stay hydrated. Using skincare products that keep the skin healthy and
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moisturized can also help soul.
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I mean, take your abuelos and Aguas to fucking Sephora for
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some skincare products and stay hydrated get them a hydro flask or
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whatever because you said Sephora and hydration.
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Yes. Yes. And I believe it because dude,
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I was on a flight with the Senor next to me,
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an older Senor. Oh my God.
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I think he just smelled because he farted on the plane.
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So that's what he ate.
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So actually that's the next slide.
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Perfect. Perfect segue to this next slide there.
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So it sounds like you really are what you eat the older
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you get. But I'm going to tell you right now,
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I actually really like the senora older I knew you were going
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to say something. Smells like Gardenia.
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It smells like they used a lot of fucking Heinz lotion.
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Heinz the ketchup. No,
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The Heinz Lotion, the one with the rose on it.
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Heinz I like that smell,
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but that's not their natural scent though.
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They're masking their natural scent.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Sister to the Beito out there that I'm watching.