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The Kellogg CEO just called us broke.

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Inflation is killing us all and the company started a campaign cereal

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for dinner. The CEO said the serial category has always been

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affordable and tends to be a great destination when consumers are under

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pressure essentially saying poor people are good for business.

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Huh? Well, listen here Mr $5 million a year.

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Salary. Stop watching my pockets because you know what this cereal

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is actually a five star meal that y'all are sleeping on.

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Let me put you on something coming closer,

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you know about this,

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right? Do I fuck with that?

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Let them go con place some sliced bananas,

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put that on there.

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Look at that fresh,

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right? It's healthy because it's un Chingo.

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Er but it's a lot of bananas fruit and then you put

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sugar too ssss, ok?

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Sugar overload. But you get the idea Mr Ceo and then

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a little bit of milk,

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by the way, who the fuck puts milk first and then

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cereal? Oh I never do that.

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I always have cereal and then you just,

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I'm, I'm making a mess.

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So I look at my hand shaking but anyways this is how

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jam packed you want it and then typical Latino dad freaking like

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you know, dude,

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I don't know about you but I use the bowl of the

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fucking pozole. No,

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the pozole bowl you need like the walls like that way.

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You can take it to your couch and you know,

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haven't watched your favorite show,

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but look at this Mr Ceo,

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you've been missing out on this.

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If you wanna talk ideas,

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you know where to hit me up.

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That's right. Mm.

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I don't feel broke eating this.

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I don't, that's a,

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that's a breakfast for champions and I eat it before.

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I like at night time.

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I like having cereal at night time more than the morning.

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Listen here, Mr Kellogg Ceo.

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Don't call me poor and corporate speak.

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Don't tell, stay here for dinner because we've been doing that

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So let me enjoy my cereal.

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You stay in New Orleans.

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I'll stay in mine being broke.

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But no pasta, nada just,

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yeah, we've been doing that shit.

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Like he trying to take credit.

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Oh, I think like,

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he's a freaking genius.

Kellogg's CEO: Please Eat More Cereal