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What's up guys? Welcome to Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro and we have a really good show
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Well, Alejo, what are we getting into Cartoon Network?
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It's scrubbed offline. Oh,
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and we wanna freak you out but your social security number might
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have been leaked. And we get to chill with J
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That was not in my 2024 bingo card.
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Let's get into it sister.
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Are you screaming at 0.50 hot dot comma from Costco?
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You know what I think I am.
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Well, just make sure to have your own membership handy.
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That's all I'm gonna say.
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not mommy, your membership.
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Well, I mean I've been getting in with my dad's
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membership. They just flashed in the car.
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They're good. They just scan,
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they don't even look at the picture.
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Things are changing. That's not gonna apply anymore.
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You actually have to go scan your membership when you get into
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Costco. Now they're playing Netflix.
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Yeah, bro. They're not gonna let you share anymore like
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let me buy your cost of cards.
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No, if you're not on the thing,
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you're not getting in some bullshit.
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And Costco is actually the latest to crack down on membership sharing
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as businesses are over,
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people sharing their accounts without forking over membership fees.
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it's the end of an era.
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I feel like we should take a moment of silence.
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Gosh. Like, and then I would help my dad rack
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up them points. You know,
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that's what I would use when I moved to New York.
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Like I used my dad's membership card and they wouldn't care.
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And then he gets all the points,
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you can't do that anymore.
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No. And actually people have a lot of thoughts we posted
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about this and the comments obviously they came in.
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People were, let's see what they had to say.
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So first up we have Damu and he thinks that this was
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the downfall of Netflix and TB H they're right.
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I know, I feel like things are just getting so strict
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I mean, penny pinching for everything.
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And what are people saying,
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bro, let's see me Costco membership.
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We share. I remember my mom used to share with her
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Comadre. Yeah, my mom at Costco and then she had
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Sam's so like I like that.
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See you like you share your memberships and then it's a win
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win because you get the points you still get money.
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That's what I'm saying.
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But they want more people to sign up,
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which I get. What else do we got?
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I hope this helps shorten the long lines.
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because now people can get in without literally scanning Costa has been
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busy. But I feel like those little people that again use
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their parents cards to see if this is true guys.
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You know us, we're fucking Chismosa.
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We wanna get all up in there.
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So we decided to send our Dominican man to see if they
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could get in with someone else's Costco card.
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Let's see what happens.
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What's up Jenny and Alejo.
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So you know, I have to come to Costco to see
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if they really enforcing this rule.
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So I, I got Liam's Costco car.
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It shit looks nothing like me.
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As a matter of fact,
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turn the camera around,
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bro. So I'm how you look.
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Nothing like me, bro.
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So I got Liam's car.
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I'm about to pull up right now and see if this is
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if they cap like why y'all,
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why y'all scaring people and shit.
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Y'all not gonna be enforcing it.
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All right, here we go.
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We're about a approaching the door,
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Yo, they do not give two fucks that.
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This was Liam. Damn.
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All this shit close.
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You need to hire people here,
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Gucci, bro. They ain't checking shit.
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So I came to Costco to check.
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They're really enforcing this membership only thing,
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total bullshit. They let me in with Liam's expired membership card
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go get that fixed with the membership.
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Came right back out,
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used Jenny's car to buy some food right now.
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He didn't tell me anything.
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So don't be scared of coming to Costco with your friends cards
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or parents cars. They ain't enforcing shit out here.
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They're not gonna say no to money and now I'm trying to
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hear he and this glizzy is part of and I'll be right
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back. A notorious hacking group has reportedly stolen all social security
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numbers of potentially every American.
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Damn, my info been on the dark web.
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Brother had been up there.
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someone tried to take out a whole freaking car loan with my
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Oh, so you're already a victim this ok man.
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I literally went to the dealership too like I guess because I
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got a notification like a little thing in the mail and it
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said that like to come down and pick up my car,
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you know, like pick up my car.
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So I called the dealership Infinity and I was like,
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I'm not even trying to get a car and they're like,
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yeah, you applied for one.
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I'm like, what the hell?
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So I go and I'm like,
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hey, don't give them a car under my name.
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They're like, oh no,
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they just need to show their ID and make sure they go
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like, ok, that's as far as that.
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So I locked all my stuff.
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We'll get into that.
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We'll get into that.
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this hack is crazy because this hack,
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they got full names,
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addresses, dates of birth,
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phone numbers and this is all allegedly taken from a major data
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if you have terrible credit,
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you may not have much to worry about talking about Gene.
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Wow, what's going on,
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man? But also in the fact that they did not get
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passwords or emails, which is good again.
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Another plus. But that means that we have to act
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did you enable two factor authentication?
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Don't at it. Stop making things so easy for these hackers
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We all need a second form of verification.
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You're right sister. You're right when you're right,
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you're right, sister.
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Your passwords like I need them stronger,
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please like stop remixing your mom's name.
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Put a hole in there a crazy character.
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Please protect yourself, brother.
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You're right. I gotta do that.
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I mean and finally if your credit score's looking funky,
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freeze it. Trust me.
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You don't want anybody messing with your credit like me with that
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stupid infinity. Exactly.
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Pull that shit on someone else man.
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As the investigation into the plane crash in Brazil continues more details
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about the victims have been released.
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The 62 people who died include eight cancer doctors,
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two kids and a lawyer who handled airline lawsuits.
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The leading crash series so far is that the plane may have
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stalled partly because of severe,
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reducing its aerodynamic abilities and increasing its weight.
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All the bodies have now been recovered from the crash site which
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happened on Friday in Sao Paulo state,
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investigators have recovered the plane's so called black box containing voice recordings
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and flight data with a preliminary report expected within 30 days.
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Our hawk goes out to all the victims and we'll be
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sure to keep you updated.
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Cartoon network.com has officially been scrubbed from the internet.
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Warner Bros Discovery this week pulled the entire contents of Cartoon network.com
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redirecting visitors to a landing page on Mac disgusting.
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No sign up now for those who don't know,
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Cartoon network.com had a murderer's row of online games.
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All right, I'm talking Hall of Famers first ballot.
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You know how much time I spent on that as a kid
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bro. I should have been like focusing in class.
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Just like, hey guys,
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We're cooking teen Titans.
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That blitz game, dude.
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And you know what was the best part about it?
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It cost $0. Not like the games now like Roblox,
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Roblox VC points. You need money to swag out your character
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Now, this shit was just click and go and play
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fun. Yeah, it was an in between you play on
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your computer and then you pop outside,
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you get some sunshine.
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Go break an arm like I used to play and then go
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You want to fight people after fighting people in the game.
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It's the end of an era.
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And,, we wanted to take this moment to give
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our fallen heroes a moment of silence.
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Hi, I'm Liam and my name is Daniela.
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We are the Gen Z correspondents for me too.
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And we have some bad news dating.
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It's a game. It's a cycle.
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We actually have a diagram to show you what it's like.
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Oh my God. I'm sorry.
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What's his name? Actually,
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this was one of them.
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that leads us into the calendar.
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The cycle. You see this,
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this is what it's like out there.
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If you're single, it's very simple.
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It goes that way just like the days of the year.
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There are seasons to dating and we're going to break them down
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We have just wrapped up hot girl,
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summer, brat, summer,
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This means nobody's in a relationship.
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The boys are in Cancun girls are on yachts,
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everyone is tan and sexy.
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Ready to bump uglies.
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You can really see this starting to affect long term relationships.
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We have cheating scandals,
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divorces are brewing. Everyone wants sweet,
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sweet freedom and I don't blame him.
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And then that's going to take us to the next chapter,
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follow us here, follow us here.
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We are starting to build out that roster.
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It's the fall out of summer and we have a lot of
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new prospects. It's those who remember those who have made an
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impact that are still around during Thom.
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we're keeping them in mind.
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Yeah, fellas, we're making reservations.
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All right, we're going on dates.
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We do. You know what I like to do during Thom
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What does AD D stand for?
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So whenever it's a date coming up,
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I always go ad D always do drinks.
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I'm not doing coffee.
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Oh, I'm not doing dinner.
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Ok. It's our first time meeting drinks.
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Ad D nothing's deep at this point.
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We're looking for that franchise player.
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We're looking for someone to stick around to and if they're really
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not giving you all that first glance,
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then cut them. You gotta cut them.
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Thank you next because right after preseason and harvest comes the most
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important time of the year,
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cuffing season, cuffing season,
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cuffing season, cuffing season.
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I mean, we all have heard of this one.
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It's the most recognizable.
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We've done the recruiting,
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we've done the leg work and now let's lock in FALLA here
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We're shedding leaves and clearing the roster.
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I don't even know what the word roster means at this point
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I want you to stock up on your hoodies.
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She will be stealing them sex in the city.
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Pumpkin patches. Love bombing.
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The big test really is,
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are we going to be Hoing out on Halloween or are we
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doing matching costumes? I don't know.
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Really big, big test.
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I mean, there's been times where I thought she was my
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boo thing. She's texting me around,
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you know, 10 p.m. and I don't hear from her until
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three pm the next day.
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And so after cuffing season,
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if you made it through Halloween,
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you survived. We are entering the playoffs at this point.
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The soft launches are happening and boys,
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we're entering a war zone.
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All right, we're talking holidays,
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which means holiday parties,
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sue and sue knows pressure from the primos and primas.
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This is pressure, this is playoffs.
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Will you make it to the next chapter?
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Everything has amounted to this.
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If you were able to make it to the next chapter,
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if you survive the playoffs,
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ladies and gentlemen, you're going to the finals,
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you have made it to the championship.
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Congratulations. That's big,
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that's big Super Bowls.
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Everything has led to this.
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All this might even be a hard launch.
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well, maybe next year,
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you know, budgets have been approved and vacations are locked in
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as a couple energy matching is so crucial during this time,
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it really can make or break the relationship.
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It's real it's real,
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this is the championship and I look,
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I've built a good program.
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I feel like I'm a strong player and I've maybe once or
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twice made it to the finals.
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Have you? I've only made it once.
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I think I'm not gonna make it this year actually to the
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finals. So maybe next year it seems like every year,
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you know, if you're a championship caliber team.
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Yeah, I feel like I went into this year knowing that
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I wasn't what this is,
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what takes us to the most difficult chapter of them all.
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Breakup season. A K A spring cleaning at this point,
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you know, you're six months into a relationship and free agency
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is looming, you know,
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spring break, if you get broken up with right before spring
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break, it could be great.
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a good distraction. I mean,
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it's never, it's never,
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never good, but you're broken up with it.
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Decisions have to be made.
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Are we renewing the contract or are we packing it up?
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The honeymoon phase is far from over.
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You've been in the gym,
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summer's around the corner.
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Do you really want this ball and chain when the sun is
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out? This is when it happens.
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Breakup season, the D MS are officially open for business.
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All right. And we are getting ready to download those apps
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once again cleaning up the prompts,
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showing off those new photos thirst traps on close friends stories.
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You know what I like to do.
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I just do close friends but it's only women.
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Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
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Yeah, like close friends.
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But it's only the people we're interested in.
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But I feel like that's part of the process.
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That's sodom. That's,
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and then it's just like,
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yeah, there's not one,
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bro. My close friend strictly house for you.
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Thank you. But it has begun break up season and then
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that is what takes us to splash hot girl summer once again
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So everyone I want you to be safe,
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get checked out, you know,
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the whole machines running cleanly.
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Yeah. Really. Just protect yourself internally and externally.
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It's tough out here.
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I don't hate the player.
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Hate the game, Jenny.
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I have a surprise for you.
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Oh my God, what is it?
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You're gonna try to love me for the first time.
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I'm so excited. You know,
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I always put you on a Mexican.
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You are literally, I'm excited.
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Thank you for putting me on.
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Of course. But oh girl,
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this is the bare minimum.
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I have a lot more plan for you.
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Oh my God. And it a one up me girl.
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Oh I don't, it's not a competition.
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It's just a really good day.
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Something cool. Some would say one,
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my gosh, y'all have Chicharron.
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girl, we got it all.
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Don't worry about it.
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I have our order done.
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We're gonna do the Opto Chicharron.
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We're gonna do papa criolla.
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I paco. Don't worry.
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You look stressed, don't worry.
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You know, we have a guest coming.
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us two and a friend.
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y el Parce. But you'll wait and see Mexican,
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please please. The chea with J Balvin and OK.
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Get yourself high. I was so starstruck.
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I didn't even know what t is.
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J Balvin, I need your help explaining this to non Colombians
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because we're in Achiva.
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What is this? I mean this is,
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this is our culture,
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you know, like this is basically where all the people hang
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out together, go around the city playing music,
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drinking, it's like nightclub,
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it's a Colombian club.
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It's a Colombian club with wheels,
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Laos, como Colombia.
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Like I've never been.
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So what can you tell me about the people over there?
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What? How are we Jenny?
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And I love when you say Latino game,
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like the unity, like how important is it to all,
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all of us be united?
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To me. It's very important because since I started,
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I always wanna take Latinos to another level to take us out
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you know, like we can do whatever you want as a
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musician or designer or whatever you wanna do,
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you know, but just like,
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don't say because we're Latino,
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we have to be in this place working like this,
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we're global citizens, you know,
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we just like everyone else and I just wanna represent our culture
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So that's why I don't say Colombia Gang.
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Of course, I'm Colombia Gang.
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But, but it's about us Latinos,
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you know, we're minority in us.
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But we also Mity because they need us.
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You know, it's not the same without us.
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So, absolutely. We're in the Hollywood Hills,
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baby. What's the Hollywood sign?
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Yeah, we're going on a Hollywood sign.
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tourist thing and being Colombian as fuck.
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I wanna be Colombian.
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You are col I love being me.
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You're in and you're invited to the Cara Colombia and Mexico.
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I don't think they know what's coming for them,
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but they see, they see our flag already.
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This is amazing. Oh Come piano.
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We win it. We made it,
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we made it, it's time for the active party.
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All right, you guys,
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we made it to the after party.
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We sure did and we're gonna go see if people can match
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with this Chila energy.
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So best J Balvin song to get ready to say I am
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here for sure. Don't,
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you know, like I'm taking a shower.
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And I'm like, don't you?
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Hey, I feel like that's not really J Balvin though.
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It's like AJ XJ Balvin.
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We need AJ Balvin solo.
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Are Colombians? The hottest Latinas are we judging it based off
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of Daniela? I would say yes.
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Listen to the new album,
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I started playing. It's time to dance.
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It's time to enjoy ourselves.
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Are you ready? I am ready.
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But I have one question.
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Do you feel Colombian?
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I felt very Colombian today,
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Amiga. The owner is my God.
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You, you are Colombiana.
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Welcome to the club hot now.
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Well, that's today's show.
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Thank you guys for tuning in.
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I still can't believe my day with J Balvin in that Chiba
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Like that was epic brother dude.
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It looked lit, it was lit the Colombian party bus.
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I I'm pretty sure you got FOMO.
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I did. I was with the baby.
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I was so happy for them.
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s a really cool dude.
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Like he liked my Instagram post.
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It's official. It's official.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Me and Jose ah by person.
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Oh, not even JB the whole I'm saying.
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That's what I'm saying.
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But well, this has been Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Jenny and I'm Alejandro and we'll see you guys on Monday
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Have a great weekend guys.
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