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Hurricane Debby Washes Up Party Favors

August 9, 2024
Hurricane Debby washed up $1 million of cocaine on a Key West beach because… Florida.
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This week, US Border Patrol recovered 25 packages of cocaine blown ashore on a beach in the Florida Keys. After Hurricane Debby made landfall in the state on Monday, a “good samaritan” found the bags of cocaine...
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Hurricane Debbie brought more than just powerful winds and storm surges before
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making landfall in Florida.
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What, what else do you think happened?
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What do I think happened?
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It must have brought something else in.
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You're exactly 100% correct.
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So us border patrol officials said that Debbie blew in 25 packages
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of cocaine. It blew.
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And I'm just kidding.
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Oh my God. No wonder she was hyped.
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I'm just kidding. I'm joking.
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So hurricane Debbie blew in 25 packages of cocaine onto a beach
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in the Florida Keys.
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Oh Keys. I was like they brought that on purpose this
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series. So the storm washed ashore $1 million of cocaine in
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its wake. Yo,
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I feel like this would only happen in Florida.
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It's like the Florida man with the bath salts like,
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yeah, and the,
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the, the shark,
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the cocaine shark story.
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You remember the movie?
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Like, I don't know if you remember but like a story
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dropped a while ago actually about sharks in Rio de Janeiro that
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had traces of cocaine in their muscles and livers.
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Oh damn. So they were like high on their own supply
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Like, I mean,
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look this cocaine goes to the ocean like somehow some way somebody's
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going to bite into it and then turn up.
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Well, Debbie seems to be supplying that white girl,
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brother. Wait, what's white girl like?
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Is that something? A cocaine?
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It's a code word for cocaine.
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I've heard of Booger Sugar,
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sugar, burger, burger,
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sugar. No, no,
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that was the first time I hear about this.
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Damn. I guess you gotta stay safe,
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man. Stay safe guys.
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Watch out Florida.