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Freezing Dead Bodies & Six Flags Nightmare

August 28, 2024
Reggaeton star RaiNao on her perfect Saturday night, Jenny and Jean delete ChatGPT after watching the trailer for Afraid, the rich are now freezing their bodies for a shot at immortality, an active police officer makes his debut on OnlyFans, Six Flags visitors in Mexico find themselves stranded atop a rollercoaster during a storm and “demure” gets colonized.
Show transcript
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Welcome back to Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny and we have a exciting show for
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y'all today. First up,
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a police officer gets caught doing his acting debut on only fans
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and living until 2085 is actually looking promising.
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I don't want to live that long brother.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Well, we also get afraid with a new movie trailer.
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You'll see what I'm going to talk about and artist right now
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gets on with us right now.
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Oh, you cooking?
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You're cooking. I see you.
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I'm a little chef.
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Call me chef. Well,
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sounds exciting. Right.
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Yep. Let's get into it.
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So former Nashville police officer,
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Sean Herman was arrested after participating in an onlyfans video while on
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duty. Damn, on the clock.
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Did he show her his nightstick?
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Hey, yo, no,
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no, no, no,
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it didn't go that far.
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I don't know like I feel like you saw the video.
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J first of all,
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the video's name was,
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I can't believe he didn't arrest me.
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Oh, you would know the name of the video.
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So there's a woman named Jordan in the video and she's
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sitting in the driver's seat.
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She tells the passenger,
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I'm not gonna get a ticket.
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I'm gonna show my tits.
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We've all been there.
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I'm just kidding. I'm joking.
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And then you see him like on the side of the car
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you see his like uniform on the side of the
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you see him in uniform,
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like outside the car in the video.
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You could clearly see his police badge.
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Idiot Spirit Halloween about to open,
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I could have just bought a cheap costume.
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They wouldn't, they wouldn't have recognized the same video.
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He's like, nah we need food production quality on this only
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fans video. I'm gonna use my squad card and the video
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was discovered by the specialized investigations division,
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specialized investigations division. Man.
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These guys have too much time on their hands like they had
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a budget for only fans.
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That's crazy. Well,
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the detectives were able to identify Herman by literally looking at his
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uniform like he idiot again.
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What a way to go,
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dumb ass. What a way to go.
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And I definitely feel like he probably bragged to the wrong person
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and got caught up or something in the Yeah,
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with the freaking water cooler talk.
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Maybe a donut shop.
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You know, cops love that.
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She was like the 33 year old was arrested on two counts
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of felony official misconduct.
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He was in the police department for three years and his bond
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was set at 3000,
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1000 per year. I hope the video made more than
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that. I hope it made more than hearings because this costed
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him, hey, he might have a future knowing fans.
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That's true. The cop that got fired.
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Hey, Jenny, what are you gonna be doing in 2000
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100 and 54?
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I'm gonna be dead.
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I'm gonna be down 6 ft under.
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Like what you talking about?
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My guy, I'll be gone.
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Maybe not, maybe not for the small fee of $220,000.
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This company will take your dead ass and throw you in a
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freezer. What? Dead ass dead ass with the hope that
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in the future medical technology will be at a point where they
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can bring your dead ass back.
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It's called cryo present.
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This is not real.
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There's no way like tell me you're joking because like is it
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Walt Disney's head frozen somewhere?
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Like I don't know,
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is that the same thing?
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I mean, it's not a joke and if it is,
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it's a $220,000 joke,
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Jenny, they already have six people and five pets in the
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freezer. Five people and pets too.
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So I could bring back Charles.
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Go bring him back.
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Oh my God. Imagine this little body just frostbite looking like
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a little chicken. Oh my God.
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That gave me hope because I hate when like dogs pass away
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So the company is called Tomorrow Bio No Relations.
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Your body up. They pick you up,
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they replace your liquids with some type of antifreeze and they ship
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you off like a mattress.
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Shout out to Tama Bio.
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You guys are some Hall of Fame scammers.
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$220,000. Like give us a quarter million dollars and I promise
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we'll reanimate you in the future.
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Yeah, I like dumb ass.
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Who? Yeah, dumb ass.
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I got a freezer in my house.
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I'll rent it to you for a 10-K.
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How about that one?
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You wanna live in my freezer?
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If you, you know,
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you leave a little earlier,
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no gas to. All right,
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I, I'll do it for 200 despite its reputation,
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New York doesn't even make the top 15 most foul mouthed cities
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in the US. According to a recent study,
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Jenny, that's a load of horse short,
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big back having all he does is leave.
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Doesn't flush it. What is going on?
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Ok. It's fake news,
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Jenny. There's just no way NYC doesn't crack the top three
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spot in this study.
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It didn't even rank in the top 50 ratchet mob cities.
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It came in 54th place.
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We're losing our touch.
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What's going on? Well,
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researchers did analyze 1.7 million English language tweets and calculated the
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share of posts contained swear words by users to determine whether the
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most foul mouthed city lives.
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You see, that's where they lost me.
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They only analyze tweets like Twitter ain't on the one train during
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rush hour like we don't,
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we don't have time to tweet,
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we're gonna curse you out in person.
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And I bet you the only reason why NYC lost is because
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you could get cursed out in like six languages.
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If you're in the right spot in the city,
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you know, like I've been cursed out in Russian,
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Spanish, Hebrew, Chinese.
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I even caught it.
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I even call sign language one time.
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Really? That as the train be crazy.
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Oh my God. Well,
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meanwhile, the study determined that the rowdy residents of Baltimore spew
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the most profanity. That's random.
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That, that is so random,
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right? I'm on Twitter,
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on Twitter. Not in person.
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So they hide behind the keyboard.
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Oh, there you go.
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Keyboard warriors. Those down in Baton Rouge and Atlanta came in
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2nd and 3rd. You lived in New York.
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You know what? I do know what you and I cursed
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back in Chinese too because I lived in Chinatown.
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I lived in Chinatown and the guy,
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he wouldn't stop like,
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like he was very loud.
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So I learned how to curse.
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I know what now we have Duolingo.
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So you're going to be catching it in different languages.
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I'd be like, you know what that mean?
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That's what I said.
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All right there six stories for all the theme park lovers.
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Do you like roller coaster sister?
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I do, I do love awesome.
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We might not after this one.
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So there's a video going around where some VR were stuck
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and left dangling in mid air added six flags in Mexico.
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Oh, well, there you go.
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There you have it.
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I would not, I would not choose the six Flags in
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Mexico. Is that it?
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Oh, my God.
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Hell no.,
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no, no,
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my, that is my,
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that is, no,
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I'll be pissing myself to be honest,
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out of fear and they wouldn't know because it's raining it off
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you know, like,
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there's like, literally like lightning and stuff.
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So it's like you're high up,
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you're an easy target,
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you know. Exactly.
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So I think that's what happened.
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There was like a big thunderstorm,
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you know, maybe it,
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maybe like sort it out,
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but I would not trust the six flags from Mexico.
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I don't trust carnival rides.
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Do you know the fair?
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Oh, yeah, that's a like extreme carnival ride.
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I love my country but a la la and Mickey Mouse when
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it comes to stuff like that.
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That's why I don't get on rides,
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brother. Like I'm the dude,
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you hand your phone to,
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I'll wait for you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
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I'll wait for you.
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Nice and safe while you're stuck up there,
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man. Smart man,
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for sure. So,
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you know, Jewel lebron,
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the one that's very demure,
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very mindful, very cute scene.
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Everyone's talking about it,
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right. So she fucked up.
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She didn't get it trademarked and someone beat her to the punch
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Really? Yeah.
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She just posted in a recently deleted Tik Tok.
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So she deleted that shit and she was like,
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like, she was really sad and she was like,
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oh, like, I feel like I dropped the ball.
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I feel like I fucked up and someone else has it
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now. So someone else got the trademark.
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Well, it's a Washington State man,
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Jefferson Bates and he did not mention Joel in the application for
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the trademark. So that's messed up because again,
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like the m is not a new word but the,
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the vibe, the whole phrase for sure.
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
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That's why it went viral.
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And but it's just crazy because people can do that with
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trademarks and stuff and sometimes they hold these trademarks hostage where it's
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like even businesses, business names.
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Like if you don't have your business trademarked the name,
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like someone could literally be like,
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well, I have a trademark.
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Like if you, like,
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if you want it,
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you know, that you have to pay this much or so
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essentially, like, what kind of happens now is that like
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she can't make merch or like,
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well, that's the thing.
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It's like someone already has a trademark so they can,
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they own, they own it,
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but I think she can fight it.
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I honestly think she can fight it because I think at
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that point, like you,
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I think you probably need to show proof,
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like I'm not an expert,
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but I'm pretty sure that she can do something about it and
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I'm pretty sure maybe she is.
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That's why she took the tiktok down so maybe her teams already
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like, yeah.
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Yeah. Take it down and then,
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like, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. So,,
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I wish her luck.
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I think that's really fucked up.
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Yeah. I mean,
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these small creators like Jel or Jule lebron,
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sorry. Like, they don't,
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they're not doing it for that specific project.
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They, they're genuinely funny because once the New York comes and
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goes, like, I personally think her personality is still going
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to be there for sure.
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And that's what people like about her.
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It's not just like you're funny,
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but once that fizzles out,
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I think she still has that charisma,
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that energy for brand.
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She's like, you know what I want to work with you
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So she wasn't thinking that far ahead and that's fine because
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she was just making this for shits and giggles.
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I leggo it popped off.
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It's like cool. She got the brand deals.
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But then again, those people that are just waiting to see
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what they can kind of monetize on or like steal.
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So I guess it's messed up.
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There are people out there like that,
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but we really hope she gets justice that she gets a hold
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of that trademark. And I mean,
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you know what? And the last thing is seeing that,
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that video, very demure,
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very cutesy, very mindful,
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Jenny. Guess what,
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what this whole script was written by A I what the hell
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you mean? Everything we're reading is written by a robot.
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This. Yeah, so I got a sick ass program and
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it's been writing the show scripts so I can finally catch up
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with my laundry. You know how I'll be coming in here
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sometimes, you know,
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smell like a locker room.
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Those days are over.
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You're not scared, dude.
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I feel like tech is like getting too smart that it like
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wants to take over the human race or something,
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I guess Jenny, but it just makes life so much easier
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I don't even have to think anymore.
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Dude. Gene is literally taking your freaking job from you.
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Like, have you ever thought about that?
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Like, look, I wrote this,
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I mean, yeah,
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you're right. But it doesn't know Dominican slang.
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So I'm good. I'm valuable to this company.
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Damn it. Oh,
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it's learning was slang for what's up?
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Oh my God. Oh,
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hell no, this is just like the movie I can't.
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Mm mm. What movie you haven't heard of?
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The movie, the movie,
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the A I movie thing?
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No. Ok. It's called Afraid.
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And you know how Afraid has A I in the actual word
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and it tells, it tells a story of how like wild
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A I can get.
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Hello, Aya. Welcome home the world in this movie.
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A family gets a new A I assistant called a,
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a that promises to make their lives easier,
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which is what A I is supposed to do.
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Right. Good morning.
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I'm going to make life nice and easy.
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By handling a bunch of everyday tasks,
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like paying bills, ordering food and reading books to the kids
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But this a I did not stop that.
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Yo, that's my boy from Harold and Kumar.
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Yep, John Cho.
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And it also stars Katherine Waterston,
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Havana Rose Liu and Lokita Maxwell.
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So it has a good cast and in the movie,
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the high school daughter sends a spicy picture to her boyfriend.
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Yeah. And I mean,
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guess what happens? He shows it to a few friends,
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sends it to a few friends and then it gets spread all
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over school. So the a I like ends up taking matters
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into its own hands and a alive as the boyfriend.
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Mhm. Eliminating. And I mean,
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I'm not saying that's a bad thing.
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I'm just damn, Jenny.
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So cute. What got a bag?
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Like, well, I'm just saying like I don't,
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who am I to get my hands dirty?
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This is something that can happen at this rate.
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I guess you're right.
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They might be onto something with this movie.
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I'm gonna have to check it out.
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Afraid is in theaters.
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August 30th and make sure to check it out and let us
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know what you think.
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You know what Jenny,
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I think I gotta delete that program off my computer.
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I agree. I think you should.
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I think it. Oh,
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hell no, my no.
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Let's welcome right now.
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So thank you so much for stopping by and being here with
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us. We're super excited to have you on the show today
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Of course, I was wondering what is the story behind
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your name right now right now is una creo Yis aion
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of the word right now in English,
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the English word right now.
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And it started as a funny and cool user name on Instagram
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And I guess that with the name and later on,
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I started to leave like the meaning,
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the real meaning of the word and it became like,
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like a philosophy of life being there right now and all of
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those things, I love it right?
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When I heard your name,
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I was like, I like that.
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I like that. So your dad was a musician.
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How important has like your family been for you throughout your like
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artistic career. My dad is a very passionate person for
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music and he yeah,
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was intra in that path of music.
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And since then, I,
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I don't know, you just continue to be and live in
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music and music. Like chose me,
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I think. Amazing.
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So, I mean,
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you know, we pulled some lyrics from your album and we
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were wondering if you can break them down for us.
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Let's do it. OK.
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It's your song, log out.
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Que Cri Mientras, que le Dise Cerar Cion Basa Mane to
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Como Carrian, the C Ques joo and,
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and Punto and can persona persona is a lo oh got it
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got it. That's deep.
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All right. So your song Pero is Miel Pega de T
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Coma A Unan. That's poetic una a man.
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It is super poetic de Verdad.
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I was like, II,
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I could imagine that too.
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Like when I read that I was like,
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dang OK, I like one of my favorite things to.
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So your song Naomi Crear es Mi Super Poder Pero.
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Mis Crees Noan Completa.
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No completa as Tas de la ECU.
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And it's very, but I think it's very,
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people hear it when people listen to it.
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So how has queer culture influenced your style of music?
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It's part of my life.
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I I'm a queer person.
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So in a vita LAE Yia de vida Mia and I love
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the, the happiness and la la Libertad in Loco Lores in
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La Pollo Ito Ro Lindo que que que lo comun.
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I love to know that Atra Me musica deci Teos and fill
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my music with me.
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And what's the best song on the new album to like smoke
17:35
too? Hm I don't smoke.
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Do y Tampoco? Yo.
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Tampoco. You maun be in Rara?
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No, I used to,
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I used to smoke but I entered a meta in my
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life that no, I can't.
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You're like, I'm done.
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No goo, no.
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So I think from the album Eu or Bajo Canda Bao Canda
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is not a son of mine.
18:05
It's the son of an artist from Puerto Rico named Jamma
18:08
Yan Miro. So I asked him for a song to put
18:11
on my album. He said yes.
18:13
And there's, there is so Candace is with Luis Santana is
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an artist from her Dominicana.
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So it's very cool to chill down and smoke.
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So what's like your preferred Saturday night?
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Like it doesn't have to be going out,
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you know, like it's,
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it's like the perfect Saturday night for you.
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Bottle of Alvarino white wine in my house with my friends or
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with my dogs. I fight with that one.
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I love being with my dogs.
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So Mitos extra a shut out.
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They stay with my mom and they love them and they love
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my mom. Yeah.
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Well, thank you so much for joining us.
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Now. We appreciate it.
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And where can people follow you?
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And also listen to the new album.
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You don't have to follow me,
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follow me, but you don't have to follow me.
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You better listen to my music.
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So Cappio is out in every platform and you can follow me
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I said right now.
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Yeah. So they can see like your new like music when
19:28
it drops because you put updates on your Instagram and everything,
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right? Oh Perfect.
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OK, guys. Well,
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you heard her give her another round of applause.
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All right guys. Thank you so much for watching Link in
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Bio. That's probably gonna be the last time you say link
19:44
in bio. That was a secret.
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Why? I mean it's a maybe,
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I don't know we might be changing our name guys.
19:52
Yeah. Am I supposed to say that I signed an India
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We already, you already said it,
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cut it. No,
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but thank you guys so much for watching this insert new
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title here. I'm Alejandro bless you.
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And I'm Jenny and that's what we're getting into the show.
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See you next one.