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Sister. You love dogs,
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right? Well, you might like this next story here.
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A company in Ohio cleverly named Throw Flame is now taking or
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for the world's first flame,
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throwing robot dog. The thin,
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the Bluetooth and Wi Fi enabled puppy comes standing with an arc
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flame thrower mounted on its back and is capable of shooting gasoline
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or napalm up to 30 ft hot dog anyways and yes,
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it's legal in 48 states.
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Sorry, not in California,
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what the, I don't get the fun stuff.
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I feel like I feel like A I and technology like,
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I don't know, I'm scared,
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I'm really scared now.
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People actually want these dogs back ordered and they cost $10,000.
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Boy, you need all that,
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all that fucking fire.
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Well, don't worry because the company has an answer for us
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The company claims some legitimate applications of the robot dogs include
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wildfire control and prevention,
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snow and ice removal and of course entertainment and special effects.
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You know, it's like freaking universal studios in your backyard.
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Imagine going to the Carne Asada and your has the dog on
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like you guys were in my mind that wrote the script,
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like your blessing. Like the freaking Lena,
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you have your your fire pit like Los Yeah.
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People don't want, people are not going to even get grills
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anymore, brother, they're going to buy this fucking thing.
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Just throw the grill on top of the dog for all them
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jobs. But I don't know.
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Would you make a hardest for this?
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I know you're petrified Something.
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I wonder if you could pet it and go,
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it's gonna be lit literally.