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Comedian Nicky Paris reviews “Dune: Part Two.” Is it really just like “Shrek 2”?
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Everyone is talking Dune two.
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So we brought on comedian Nicky Perris to tell us how are
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you? Good and you.
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So he's gonna tell us a spoiler filled review on the Blockbuster
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So I haven't seen the movie but our producers have some
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questions for you. Oh,
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well, I'm so excited to be here.
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I got to see the movie yesterday and I enjoyed all
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19 hours of it.
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It was great. I bought snacks.
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I had lunch and dinner during the showing and did you
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see the original June?
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I did, I saw the original,
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I thought that was wrong.
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Was this one longer than the one was two hours 45 minutes
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The original Dune,
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I saw three times and understood zero of it.
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But dune two, I have to tell you I enjoyed it
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Was it four hours of sand?
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Yes. And do I feel like I might have mess up
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the oma and be entitled to some compensation maybe.
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So basically what's so exciting about this movie?
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And I'm sorry for the spoilers is Paul?
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I always get his name messed up.
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Paul Aides, Paul Aides Achilles Heel,
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something like that. Paul is Timothy Chala and he's the prophet
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And in this film,
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it picks up where the first film left off and it's about
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the war between the freedom and the Hark hands,
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which are the bald people.
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And it was very entertaining and Timothy Chalamet,
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which I just found out was his name.
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I was saying Chalamet for the last four years.
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Timothy Chalamet was incredible.
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And it, and you know what an impressive do you think
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Timothy Chloe could win a fight?
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I, you know what?
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I don't know, I mean,
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like that's why I was gonna ask,
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do you actually believe Timothy Chalo is like a tough guy?
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Like I didn't because to me,
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he, he's, I think he's sexy but I'd be afraid
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to sleep with him because I could break him.
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You know, I'm like double his side.
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Like I'm like Khloe Kardashian,
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he's Kylie and I,
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you know, I could just snap him in half.
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But I have to tell you I was nervous about seeing him
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fight because he's so light and tiny.
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I thought his biggest obstacle would be the wind,
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but he was very impressive,
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very real. And I was on the edge of my
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seat. He did an amazing job.
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There was a lot of interesting things that happened in the
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movie. Like I remember from the first one,
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the high priestess, she's like,
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put your hand in the box and don't take it out and
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you'll die that's what my first girlfriend said.
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That's when I knew that I was,
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I was gay. So it,
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it, it took me on,
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you know, a lot happens with his mother in this film
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She becomes the high priestess and she gets all these tattoos
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on her face and they don't explain it.
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She looked like Takashi.
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I was like, is his mother gonna drop a mix tape
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What's going on with her?
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I don't trust her.
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And she reminds me of Lynn Spears.
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What's that planet or Aan Narcan?
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Where they all do fentaNYL?
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I don't know the name of the planet.
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It sounds like Narcan which you take when you need to be
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resuscitated. And you know,
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it's also wait to Austin butler who I didn't even know was
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the bald guy who looks like he identified as Voldemort.
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That was Austin Butler in the film and he was very
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sexy, but here's the thing in the movie.
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Kisses his uncle. But how,
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what did you feel about that?
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But it wasn't in like a like a kid.
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Rock cracker barrel. Let's kiss behind the trailer park type of
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way. It was a dying moment.
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You know, I was sad and turned on it because
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they're both bald. They're both har cons.
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So I was scared and turned out,
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I kind of felt like I was watching a chemotherapy porn.
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Did you feel like the movie was over hyped?
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Because everyone right now is talking about it like,
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oh, you know,
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dune two, it's like out of this world.
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Like, what did you think it was overhyped?
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I loved it. I have,
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I, I tell you,
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I paid 20 I would have paid 22 for the ticket.
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That's how much I enjoyed it.
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It was. And,
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you know, just to sit there and be entertained when I
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saw the movie was two hours and 45 minutes.
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I was like, oh my God,
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what all the things I could do but I enjoyed it and
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did the person next to me have to fiddle their fingers through
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the nerds rope every 10 seconds.
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No, but shockingly the movie,
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the movie flew by and I enjoyed it.
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I'd go see it and I didn't like dune one but Dune
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two, it's kinda like Shrek one and two.
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Shrek two is better than Shrek one.
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Well, I feel like it also dune one.
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I mean, I haven't seen the second one but I feel
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like it sets up for dune two.
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You know how like if you're watching a series and it's like
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they're introducing people. It's like,
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and then it's like the foreplay for the real thing.
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One was more of like the dry humping over the jeans and
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and dune two was the penetration.
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Ok. That was,
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that was the set up for it.
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Do you think Zendaya?
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Because people were saying Zendaya could not hang with the other actors
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Is that like what does that mean?
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Like on set? I feel like on the movie people were
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saying that, oh,
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like I felt like she was acting and I love Zendaya.
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I mean, me too.
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Very attractive. She reminds me of the type of girl at
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every summer camp. That's like I could do more push ups
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than you. We're like,
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who cares? Zendaya?
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She just seems to smell like she's always like covered in dirt
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Maybe it's just the movie and the sand.
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But you know, in the movie,
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Paul A K A Timothy Chalamet,
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he chooses, he wants to marry the princess over Zendaya.
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And people were like,
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no, you know,
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that's the better choice.
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See, I would have went with the princess because she has
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a lot of different head gear.
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I could tell that she had was her own Etsy shop and
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Ainan, whatever the planet is.
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I could tell that she has an Etsy and she does shipping
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to all the dusty places and,
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and on the planet,
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she had a lot of headpieces.
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I would have chose her too.
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And worms, the worms,
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you love them or hate them.
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Well, when I saw the huge worm come out,
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you know, it remind me of the first time I saw
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a penis under the bleachers in high school.
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So it was jarring.
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I was shivering and scared.
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It took me back to that time.
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They were hideous. Yeah.
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They do look like they,
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no, and, and people,
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and then, and then they have to ride the worm.
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Really? We, we got,
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we got it. You sick.
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But www Wait, wait,
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wait, I, I can't believe I almost forgot this.
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So, do you know the big June cups that they're giving
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out? People are saying,
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I hope I can say this.
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It looks like a flashlight,
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the, the, the people on X Twitter,
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whatever it is. They're saying that the,
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you know what I'm talking about,
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the large people are putting the toys together.
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This is what our Children remember the days of Fisher Price when
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people used to play with easy bake ovens.
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Not now, the dune cup looks like a rectum and it's
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you can't tell me you make something like that and you're
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like, oh, how could people think it looks like this
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You know what?
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And which, which group would you be a part of
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the Freeman people or like the sand people or the Harkonen,
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the Haren? Because I have,
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I'm self conscious about losing my hair and I've always wanted to
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be bald all over like a seal and up here and in
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my no, no place.
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So I feel like there'd be a lot less pressure and
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you know, maybe I'll,
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I'll kiss Austin butler and his uncle.
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Maybe it'll be a group activity,
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all the people, all the bald people,
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Mr Clean. If you're watching,
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meet me on Ainan.
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Thank you. No,
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thank you. Where can we find you rehab?
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No, I you can find me on in you
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can find me on Instagram and Twitter,
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Nicky Paris beat, which is my confirmation name.
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Thank you. Yeah,
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thank you for having me,
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Jenny. I had a lot of fun and go see Dune
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