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I know. But anyways,
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welcome back to Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny and sister.
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Thank you so much for joining us.
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And the last time we had Daniela fill in for you and
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you know, she's cool.
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But I miss my sister too.
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You're going to join us.
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I feel like, you know,
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all the sister I'll get out of here.
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That'd be kind of cool.
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Well, it feels good to be back.
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Brother does while I was gone.
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There's a lot that happened,
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guys, a lot has happened.
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Apparently you could reload at a vending machine.
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You'll see what we mean.
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And a teenage dodger makes his mom proud.
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Oh my gosh, this is amazing.
00:52
This is going to be amazing.
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And soccer kingpin is on the run from wholesome to freaking.
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And then in the world of cheese,
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man, we actually have some cheese made drama surrounding a Quince
01:04
We're going to break it down with Panchito and DJ Kenyon
01:07
Cody stops by and you know,
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shows us a thing or two about what's actually high and what's
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not. So let's get into it.
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Reloading will never be the same.
01:19
So there's vending machines now selling ammunition and they'll be available in
01:24
grocery stores in Alabama,
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Texas and Oklahoma. Damn.
01:29
So that's what they're doing to all those red boxes.
01:32
Brother, they're recycling them.
01:33
They kind of have a look like that.
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But no, but American rounds,
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the distributor of the machines uses A I technology to scan the
01:41
customer's identification as well as facial recognition software to verify a customer's
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identity according to the company's website.
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So A I is being used for a bullet vending machine.
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That's weird. I know it definitely feels like a movie from
01:57
the future, but it's our reality in 2024.
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And I thought, you know,
02:02
selling a Ouija board at Target was too much was,
02:08
you know, like that's crazy.
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No, I just take it to another level again selling
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bullets for rifles, shotguns,
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and handguns. So get your pound of coffee,
02:17
your beers and some bullets who asked for this just it's in
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the Alabama, Texas and Oklahoma.
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I think that's all we have to say on that.
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The south is going south.
02:33
The L A daughters have signed a contract with Esa Rivera,
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a Mexican baseball player from Culiacan Sinaloa.
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The 14 year old is being hailed as the next big prospect
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from Mexico. There's a clip doing numbers where Rivera shares the
02:47
life changing announcement with his mother over the phone and it's beautiful
02:51
It literally made me cry.
02:52
It's like that gets you in your fields and,
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but let me just break it down a little bit.
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So he calls his mom.
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He's like mom. I have some news.
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I finally signed with the Dodgers and his eyes are all,
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all his voice is cracking and he's telling his mom like mom
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you know, relax and rest and you know what,
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you can go back to Culiacan like you're good.
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I'm gonna send you back home like you can have your own
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place. He told his mom yu can cuan.
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I feel like first of all,
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he's only 14. That's crazy.
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That is what we do at 14,
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I was in quinceaneras or getting ready.
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I was, I don't know watching youtube.
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What were you doing,
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bro? I think was in junior high.
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You're probably in middle school.
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Maybe watching like Jersey Shore.
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Jersey Shore. Is that,
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is that the right age?
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I feel like that makes sense regardless.
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I think it's so interesting that the first thing he thought of
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was, oh, you're a good mom you're taken care of
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That's what's up and he's like going back home and letting
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her rest. That is so sweet of him.
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And I think it's cool because again,
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I'm sure this mom didn't expect that but she's like,
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oh when you said you're gonna say no,
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but like mom, I'm gonna take care of you.
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I'm gonna take care of the fam.
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Like that's the dream,
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right? Like you again,
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I'm sure a lot of my parents are.
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No Mio like, you know you do this but like nah
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screw that. Like I'm gonna take care of you.
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I'm gonna hold it down.
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Yeah, he's gonna hold it down for the family and I'm
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really excited to see how his career plays out.
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I mean, I feel like how does he work?
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Can a 14 year old be on a,
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so what they do is like,
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they're gonna do like the whole farm system like the there's
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different leagues in baseball where they kind of like,
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you know, get their prospects ready and get them all like
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you know, ready for the big leagues because when you
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it's like, you know,
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everyone's watching this. Meanwhile,
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there's like, you know,
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kind of like in soccer like the U 20 that the young
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talent because again, the guy has an arm like he's crazy
04:44
throwing 95. So the trust,
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I mean, they know he has potential,
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they're gonna cook with him essentially.
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You know, so I mean,
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you know, we wish you the best,
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but I can't wait to see you in your Dodgers Stadium because
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we'll see you in a couple of years,
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bro. Peso Pluma might be off the market.
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Sources say he has a new girlfriend and he already tattooed her
05:16
The singer is rumored to be dating a model and influencer named
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Hannah Howe. That sounds white.
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You are correct, sister.
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She is white videos show Peso Puma walking backstage and kissing a
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blonde woman that looks a lot like her.
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I'm sorry, what is it with these like artistas like bad
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bunny, bro. Like what are you getting at sister?
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Bad bunny peso pluma.
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Are Latinas not in anymore?
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Like I'm a little jealous,
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I'm a little symbol.
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So I'm not going to lie.
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I'm going to have to dye my hair,
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blonde brother. Have you heard of the undercover nautical soccer player
05:57
in Paraguay dude? Yes,
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this story is so crazy.
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So investigators say that a player for Paraguay's soccer team Deportivo Capiata
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Sebastian Marce is one of the biggest cocaine traffickers in Latin
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America. According to the report,
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Marcet, who is Uruguayan laundered drug money by sponsoring soccer clubs
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and as a part of the deal,
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he got himself a spot on the team as a midfielder.
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He fulfilled his childhood dream but only because he was allegedly bankrolling
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the team with drug money and yeah,
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like homeboy sucked apparently,
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but no one said anything because the reports say that a Paraguayan
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senator was involved in this game too.
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Officials say the senator gave millions of dollars in cocaine money to
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the team and later brought in Marcet and the senator has since
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then been indicted. Dang all the Hawaiians dude,
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as for Marcet, he left the team and is nowhere to
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be found. Investigators say he has used multiple identities and has
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made more than $1 billion.
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So this man is scheming.
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He ghosted. He's on the,
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he's on the loose somewhere,
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enjoying his money, maybe has it in some Swiss bank account
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You know what's crazy?
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Maybe Panamanian maybe. I don't know.
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But it's crazy because we always hear stories about all the Marcos
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aren't involved with the soccer team or this chain of grocery stores
07:26
this guy really is was on the field for real,
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he was kicking away.
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But it's just crazy because when you think of Narcos,
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I don't know about you.
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But I see this in a lot of people,
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they only think Mexicans and Colombians,
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you know, it's like there's more people up there.
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So what are you advocating for?
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Don't stereotype, don't stereotype.
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It's not just Mexicans and Colombians,
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there's other finesse seriously,
07:53
but $1 billion and still nowhere to be found.
07:56
So his nickname is actually Ombre Deil Rostros.
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And they also call him Pablo Escobar and just so ruthless joking
08:10
with the last. But no,
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I mean, the man probably changes his face a lot.
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Who knows from having all these identities.
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he might be in the room.
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I mean, the man has a $1 billion more than $1
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billion. So he has the money.
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But I guess we'll see if only he could buy the talent
08:31
because he did suck.
08:33
Brother, dude, this Spider and Kamala News,
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the internet went crazy when it dropped.
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It was crazy. I was on vacation,
08:44
you know, and La Senora and Laver the lady in the
08:47
pool, she came in being like,
08:50
because we were talking politics and she's like,
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you know, he's dead,
08:53
right? And I'm like,
08:54
what Biden? They're saying that he's already dead and I'm like
08:58
how mascara the guy has a and this and this and
09:03
that, and she said that people were pointing out the wrinkles
09:05
in the back of his head that it looks like a mask
09:09
Like, I don't know if there's so many conspiracy theories to
09:16
But even the group chat was popping up.
09:18
Obviously, all the memes and all the reactions to this was
09:21
like, it was so good,
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honestly. All right.
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So the memes were popping,
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let's check them out.
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Oh Never misses Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race and
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you realize I dropped out on the race for your heart.
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If only you were to vote for us to have another chance
09:37
you don't have to respond to your mom.
09:38
Obviously, what this future meme always works for all these catastrophic
09:45
and historical events. Anyway,
09:47
reminds me of those cheesy cheesy shit that guys put on hinge
09:51
Damn. What next me telenovela as month in American politics
09:57
and who got that right.
09:58
I feel like every time I'm in the pool some shit goes
10:00
down. Yeah. Last time I was in Palm Springs,
10:04
Trump got shot while I was in the pool and then I
10:07
was in the pool this time then Biden drops out.
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I'm like I should stop going to the pool.
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Well, thankfully summer's almost over so that way you know,
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no more crazy events happening.
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Alright what else we got?
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Oh, this one was awesome.
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Ok, so you know Wolf Blitzer,
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ok. He was enjoying a Wolf Blitzer.
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Sunday, you know Sunday,
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Sunday at brunch, right?
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
10:37
He got called into work.
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Oh, that's messed up.
10:40
Yeah. So who was that brunch again?
10:42
Smiling cheesy with his little drink menu and then he's like,
10:47
I don't know if you saw it but Biden,
10:49
he dropped out. So come into the studio and then my
10:53
dude should have had his notifications on snoop.
10:56
No, seriously. Like after I saw that I I'm never
10:59
checking anything. That's why I don't check work stuff.
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I'm sorry guys, if you guys slack me on the weekend
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I'm not going to check it because of this.
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I'm getting a little tired of these unprecedented events happening on a
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weekend instead of business days between the hours of 9 to 5
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Exactly. You're in the fucking pool.
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Enjoying minding your own damn business.
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You're freaking 56 twisted teeth deep.
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It's not pretty. I'll be quitting your job on a Sunday
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is crazy. He sent in the two weeks.
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No, he sent in the right.
11:34
Like, what is it called?
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whatever it's called. But yeah,
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he quit on the spot.
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He's just like, you sure did.
11:45
Must be nice. The man knows his moment.
11:49
Oh, that's his favorite holiday.
11:53
I don't know. But it was like ice cream day.
11:55
And as you know that man love his ice cream.
11:59
He takes his grandkids.
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He's talked about that too,
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right? So it's like,
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hey, Beito likes his ice cream,
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you know what? I want my Thrifty ice cream cone and
12:06
I'm not going to let anything disturb me.
12:08
But you know what brother?
12:09
I hope he's OK because I like the rumors of him already
12:15
having passed away and there's a lot of rumors of him not
12:19
being ok. The rumors that you heard in the pool.
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I don't know. No in there a little convincing,
12:27
you know, she was convincing but whatsapp was whatsapp was fucking
12:35
how do people trust you with that name?
12:39
Open to work, linkedin,
12:42
you know linkedin when you're like,
12:44
oh my God, I'm open to work.
12:46
I'm looking for opportunities like,
12:48
hey man, he's networking already.
12:50
He's not wasting time.
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Don't waste no time.
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Oh my God. But I mean,
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if you guys have more memes,
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send them to us because I feel like memes are like,
13:04
it's a perfect way to spread happiness and also news as you
13:08
can tell this is stressful.
13:10
This election is hella stressful.
13:14
I guess making fun of it in a way kind of helps
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Latinos. We left our trauma with me.
13:23
It doesn't have to be so serious.
13:25
I mean, it is serious but there's a way to just
13:28
have fun with it too,
13:29
but I just hope B is OK.
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All right. See you later.
13:33
Prez what is up y'all today?
13:38
We have Pancho in the building.
13:42
I don't know if you guys know Pancho but he's a certified
13:44
cheese mosa man. He gets all the tea and like,
13:46
I don't know where he gets all this info but he's a
13:49
real deal. He's the real deal.
13:50
He's got sources and we've got things to talk about because you've
13:55
already heard about it on your for you pages.
13:57
Quince talk is the talk of the town.
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I mean, not just Quince talk.
14:02
So you know what I'm talking about.
14:04
I have to tell you more.
14:05
Did you guys see the quinceanera that was getting backlash for the
14:08
choreography? Well, there was more to it.
14:10
What the log in Dublin,
14:19
what kind of dances are these damn quinceaneras doing,
14:22
bro? They should have got the damn chancla immediately.
14:29
so you covered it but like what's going on?
14:32
Like, what was your reaction?
14:34
I found it a little disturbing,
14:36
you know what I'm saying?
14:36
A lot of the tias were tagging me in the video
14:38
like crazy. And then that's when I found out about this
14:41
choreographer. So who posted it?
14:43
So it was actually the choreographer.
14:45
He, I thought it was like someone's thea on Facebook Live
14:49
I thought she was like,
14:55
Yeah. Yeah. So he had the choreographer.
14:57
I don't know if his page is deleted now but I did
14:59
see he had like a bunch of dances that were kind
15:01
of his portfolio. Portfolio.
15:04
the same dress, same style,
15:06
same everything for the most part.
15:08
Yeah. And you mentioned the debate on your page like what
15:10
are people saying? What are almost like 99% were like Diaz
15:14
that were coming after them because they were like,
15:16
oh heck no, De las GRE.
15:17
I would have pulled them out,
15:18
you know what I'm saying?
15:20
yeah, they weren't approving of it.
15:21
Has the family said anything because they approve him posting.
15:24
This girl said anything.
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Yeah. So I haven't heard or actually one of the
15:29
Cham Belan parents spoke out and they were saying it was
15:32
part of their what is it culture that,
15:35
that, that their culture does that.
15:37
I was thinking, well,
15:38
I don't know which culture has the quinceaneras,
15:40
you know, doing all that crazy dancing.
15:42
But the girl actually did respond and she said her family
15:46
was ok with it and as for like the dress because,
15:48
you know, as we can see in the videos,
15:50
like so, so much was showing,
15:51
but she said that she couldn't get something and she got it
15:53
like five days prior so she couldn't change it.
15:56
Is she upset like she was,
15:58
she was, she kind of took it lightly like she was
15:59
in like in a good mood.
16:02
But she did admit that she thought that the dance was a
16:05
little bit inappropriate. Oh,
16:09
Are we getting a hold?
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Like it's just like,
16:12
are we just a Marga or is this a whole new era
16:17
Is that the culture thing?
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It's like, it's a new era of Quinces that we're just
16:20
not, we're the fi now.
16:22
But I just think that the issue of that maybe it's happening
16:26
is that the parents nowadays want to be like their best friend
16:28
instead of actually parents parenting.
16:30
Yeah. Instead they just wanna give them what they want.
16:32
But they don't see that some of the things that,
16:34
put their foot down on some of the,
16:36
or the chunk, you know what I'm saying?
16:37
I don't know. I just keep thinking about the parents and
16:39
what my parents would say.
16:41
What would your guys' parents say?
16:44
I don't know. I should go ahead,
16:45
bro. My mom saw that man.
16:48
She definitely would be judging,
16:49
you know, those judgy eyes and she'll probably leave the
16:52
party a little bit early.
16:53
She would leave. Oh no,
16:56
she'll bring, she'll bring me along with me and we'll both
16:59
leave together I think will happen.
17:01
And then a maybe a included.
17:03
Yeah. My parents like my dad,
17:05
he's very like if my sister did this thing,
17:07
he go crazy like that would never happen.
17:10
Aquire. Come on and my mom,
17:13
same thing. It's like my mom is the biggest hater.
17:16
Like whenever I'm like,
17:16
why am I such a hater sometimes?
17:18
And I see my mom hating on random shit.
17:19
I'm like, that's why and I'm just like,
17:21
so I know she'd be like no pinches mocoa.
17:24
So you know, I say ok and I like I get
17:28
to stamps but you know,
17:29
go off queen I think I did show my mom the video
17:32
She's like me like I don't even want to see that
17:36
So more on like the cheese man because you cover a
17:37
lot from this to like freaking celebrity cheese man.
17:41
Like how do you do your research?
17:43
Like do you have like a little like whatsapp Chat or what
17:47
I have like, I have a few tias that you know
17:50
I, I like to tias but they're my ch,
17:52
you know, so they help me out because it is a
17:55
or just randomly, people just send me a screenshot like
17:58
oh, did you see this?
17:58
Do you see this because they want me to put it out
18:00
there. But usually for the most part it's like my little
18:02
tias, like I'm sure,
18:04
you know, people want the ch so if they see something
18:07
they might start sending it your way,
18:09
you might kind of get a grasp on things or they,
18:12
they heard about it like what's actually happening here and then that's
18:14
where you come here.
18:15
Like we do a little research,
18:16
Panchito where can people follow you and keep up to date with
18:20
all the cheese that you cover?
18:21
Well, I'm kind of more on tiktok and youtube but
18:24
you can just search up Pancho,
18:25
does it better. You guys can check out the best cheese
18:28
man out there. You know what I'm saying?
18:32
But guys remember Pero,
18:40
hey, guys, you know what?
18:41
It's Friday and we're gonna take a little easy today,
18:44
but we didn't wanna leave you empty handed.
18:46
And that is why we have an interview with DJ Canyon Cody
18:50
Cardio, Nao. And we can't wait to show you.
18:54
It's so nice. Definitely.
18:55
It's gonna get you in the right party mode and summer vibe
18:58
It's, it's all in one most definitely.
19:00
And in case you don't know about Kenyon Cody,
19:04
he went viral on tiktok and he's been in the scene for
19:08
a while now and he's making moves.
19:11
Yeah. So you know what enough about us,
19:12
go ahead and check it out.
19:14
So thank you for joining us DJ Canon NAO.
19:18
Thank you. So we met you at the Roosevelt and the
19:25
video that I took of you went super viral the first time
19:44
yeah, I woke up and I had like 50 notifications.
19:47
like who died? And then I was like,
19:50
oh no, what did I do?
19:52
And II I called my little brother and I was like,
19:55
is it embarrassing? And he's like,
19:56
yeah, and then I watched it.
19:58
I was like, that's not embarrassing.
19:59
That's just how I dance and people were like,
20:01
loving it. And it's like the fact that you got the
20:04
little, the little app and you were like,
20:08
well, the thing about DJ is that you don't want sticky
20:10
fingers. So they kept on walking out with like,
20:12
you know, little tiny tacos or little things.
20:14
And I like, and then so you see that clean stick
20:17
perfect. I saw him walking out.
20:22
So we actually pulled some comments from the video.
20:25
So someone said, met him at burning man.
20:28
The only DJ playing salsa Bachata and Cumbias in the desert over
20:33
seven years ago. How was that,
20:35
I mean, what I found is that you can go anywhere
20:38
and play Cumbia and salsa and Latinos will come like,
20:42
gravitating. And that's the thing everywhere that I have made a
20:46
whole career out of playing like,
20:49
Cumbia and salsa at places where they're like,
20:51
oh, that's not the right music for here.
20:53
And then it turns out that,
20:54
you know, half the people there are Latino.
20:56
That's so funny. So,
20:58
it's like our little col Yeah,
20:59
you play Sonora Dinata and then just like out of the woods
21:03
And then another person said this looks like a history teacher whose
21:07
true passion was DJ.
21:09
See this one, I couldn't even be mad at this one
21:11
because I'm actually a DJ whose true passion would to be a
21:13
history teacher if it wasn't for the fact that I do not
21:17
like waking up before noon.
21:18
I would have totally happily been like 1/7 grade history teacher.
21:22
But you are an educator,
21:25
I like, teach people how to have fun.
21:29
I mean, I've been like,
21:30
pretty much just a party thrower my whole life.
21:32
I mean, I've done a lot of like research about
21:35
music and done a lot of,
21:37
I've thrown a lot of college parties.
21:39
That's cool. And people love you.
21:43
I did not think you were Latino.
21:45
That's the, I actually thought you were white.
21:48
But you are stupid and,
21:50
like, do most people automatically assume you're,
21:54
Yeah, absolutely. I mean,
21:57
I've been throwing,,
21:58
you know, illegal parties,
22:00
house parties my whole life and I am the guy that you
22:02
send to go talk to the cops when they are outside.
22:07
the reality is that,
22:10
Latinos come in all colors,
22:13
all types, all every day.
22:15
And it is one of those things where I got a
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young youth. I was like,
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no, I'm Latino and fight for it.
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And then eventually you just kind of like let people assume what
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they want and, you know,
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you can't worry about that.
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So it's 2024 now and I feel like some songs like must
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be taken off of the party playlist.
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What song would it be for you?
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unfortunately, you got to take Mia from bad bunny off the
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list. Drake Drake has ruined the song.
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Can't play it anymore.
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I mean, there's some songs that you know,
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you know, a quinceanera and I really need to get certain
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people to dance. I might lower my standards to play it
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But I would say at any self-respecting party you should not
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hear Sue. You think sue is done.
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You know what else I'm done.
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I'm done with Peeps.
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Pepa needs like a five year band and then we can bring
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it back as a throwback.
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Well, you know what?
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I don't think it's the same because now he's very,
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religious and all this other stuff.
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This is how we lost ele too.
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That's true. We lost him and supposedly we lost Daddy Yankee
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But I don't believe that one.
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Yeah. I don't believe that the Lord's taking everybody and then
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you see that Yankee too.
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I feel like like like Gasolina comes in like five year cycles
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Like we got to retire it for a while and then
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you can bring it back.
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Well, thank you so much.
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We really, really appreciate you coming in and just,
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you know, breaking the DJ life down for us.
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People gotta come party.
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I throw a party called Sub,
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We throw a great party.
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We always got live music.
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There's gonna be like live Cumbia,
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We get down and where can people follow you?
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So at Sub Suelo crew is where you're gonna find out about
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And then to see what I'm doing,
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what I got cooking up in the kitchen is El Canon.
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He's so cool in real life.
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I guess I prejudged just because you know it was,
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how cool he's playing Selena but no,
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he one of us and it's dangerous too because he be talking
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smack and it's like all these Guri too,
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man, they might be Latino is in too.
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Exactly. Well, thank you guys so much for joining us
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today on Lincoln Bio.
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I'm Jenny, I'm Alejandro and we'll see you guys soon.
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