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Dogman Gets Weirder

June 3, 2024
The man who spent $14,000 on a realistic dog costume plans to imitate other animals soon.
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Toco, the Japanese man famous for his hyper-realistic border collie costume, wants to “fulfill [his] dream of becoming another animal.” The man, who posts YouTube videos sleeping in a dog crate or “eating”...
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A Japanese man who dropped over 14 grand on a realistic dog
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costume so he could become a border Collie.
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Now says he hopes to fulfill his dream of turning into a
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different animal. This man legit is morphing like a Pokemon to
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see. But wait,
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he spent $14,000 to become a dog outfit.
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But I imagine you come home with that.
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How do you explain that to like your mom,
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your wife? Like I spent 14,000,
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but I don't even wanna think about him having a wife.
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That's bestiality. OK.
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So this Japanese dog man mentioned the challenges of moving like a
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dog has led him to consider imitating a host of other animals
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So I quote,
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this is what he said,
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dogs and humans have different bone structures and the way they bend
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their legs and arms.
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So it's very difficult to make movements that look like this.
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I mean, no shit.
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We're not supposed to fucking move that.
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But homeboy gets off on this and now he's like,
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oh well, like apparently some of the other animals he's considering
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are another dog.
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So another breed I guess I wanna see a French a
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big ass French. She,
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it's like, oh my God,
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Mutant Frenchie, like all cute.
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Anyways. So a dog,
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a panda or a bear?
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Which one would you pull off?
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Like what animal? Hm.
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That's an interesting question.
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A pig. All right,
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you got the sound out.
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I mean, maybe it still cost me for that.
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I think. I mean,
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I think this gorilla is easy,
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right? We're so close to the,
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you gotta go to LAZ,
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we should try that on,
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dude. I did,
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I would go to the neighbor's houses and my brother would film
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me and, but why you're like this guy?
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So maybe he's just bored.
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Maybe he was misunderstood or maybe he's just fucking weird.
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I don't know.