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CyberFunk

Link in Bio with Jenny and Alejandro
Jenny and Alejo chump Elon Musk for hyping up a truck that’s allergic to Earth’s basic elements.
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Cybertruck owners are complaining about the car’s supposedly stainless steel panels rusting in just a few weeks. Owners are taking to forums to complain, while others say they like the rust’s “patina” (an idea...
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All right, sister.
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Well, have you heard of the cyber trucks?
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Yes. And I actually have seen one outside the other day
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You saw one?
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I feel like it's so funny.
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People are like, so like,
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oh my God, I saw one and I'm like,
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but get in there,
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like, did you drive it?
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But it's funny because,
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well, not funny but people are spending so much
00:20
money on these trucks and they're getting rusted because I guess the
00:24
material and,,
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Tessa said these, yeah,
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like rusty trucks. Oh,
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no. Like, imagine that old car that's been seeing your
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lot, you know.
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Yeah, it's rusty but it's in the eighties and seventies.
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But this truck is brand new off the lot and already rusted
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shit. And you spend all that money on it.
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Damn. Yeah. And then Tesla and Elon,
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sorry, Elon. No shape.
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they're, you know,
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claiming that it's stain resistant but it's not rust resistant.
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So,, and yeah,
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people are saying that it shows,
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the stains kind of like some of our kitchen appliances
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that we see. Like someone even said,
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it looks like a dirty Kata in your sink.
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You're sitting there hard water stains.
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It's like no, dude.
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I think they dropped the ball on this 10 my God.
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So you wouldn't get one?
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I mean,
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I, no, I would not.
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I, I feel like I al,
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I also heard brother that people are like,
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I, I think that my friend told me that people are
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like, pressing a,
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but I think there's a button you press for the,
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for the thing to go down the trunk and people are getting
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their fingers chopped off.
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Yeah, dude, I don't know if that's a rumor but
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supposedly that's a thing where it's so sharp and they don't have
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the little bumper thingies.
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You know how like,
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like safety bumpers that people are like pressing the button and I
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guess sometimes, you know,
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they have la mano nose so it's literally chopping people's fingers off
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so they chopping fingers off and you can't drive this car in
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the rain because it's in a rust.
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Then. What the fuck are we doing?
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Yeah, dude, we're moving backwards.
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But I can imagine telling you that to your theos like your
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dad. Hey, so you got this truck but you
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can't use it as a truck.
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Like you can't drive it in the rain.
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You can, it's not rough and tough,
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like keep it locked up,
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make it look pretty but don't take it out.
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Nah, fuck out of here,
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Lan. This is not Edgar.
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Tacha approved. It's like,
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oh yeah. Come up on the.