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Crude Nicknames and Cruda Hacks

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Comedian Gadiel Del Orbe confronts the Fax about Dominican men, mixologist Kandy Cocktail has cures for crudas and influencer Michael Baca shares his sharpest family nicknames, plus el Chapo’s daughter the monster hunter, the latest Bitcoin mania and the biggest pharmacy chains start selling abortion pills.
Show transcript
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Yeah, Friday. Yeah,
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do. Yeah. Welcome back guys to Lincoln Bio.
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I am Jenny and we got an action packed show for you
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today. Bam. So let's get into where the topics are
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We're talking Kate Middleton.
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What's going on with Kate Middleton?
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We're talking the Bitcoin hype and the El Chapo Loch ness and
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Micho the airlines. So we're talking about do on their new
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tour. We have the return of the fax machine with Galen
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We're talking with the Black Mexican Michael Baca and hangover hacks
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with candy cocktails. So if you're trying to turn up,
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don't miss the show,
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you know what they see on Power 106.
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It's Friday. So let's get into it.
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So we're going across the pond here across the pond to
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the UK, the internet is making insane conspiracy.
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The about British Royal Kate Middleton since she was last seen on
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December 25th, Kensington Palace announced on January 17th that Kate was
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having planned abdominal surgery two weeks later,
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they said she was home recovering.
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However, this week,
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her husband, Prince William canceled on his godfather's funeral due to
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a personal matter that comment sent the internet in a spiral.
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So the conspiracy theories went crazy including saying the Princess of Wales
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was having a BBL because it takes 2 to 3 months to
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recover. Ok. So if she comes out looking like a
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coke bottle, this is why other conspiracy theories say she is
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having relationship drama with Prince William and others think she actually donated
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in Oregon to King Charles.
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This is because the king was hospitalized in the London Clinic at
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the same time as her.
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I believe that more than the BBL though.
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I mean, all the timelines match up though.
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So people have their receipts.
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So anything's possible. Anything is possible,
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brother, but the conspiracies got so bad.
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A spokesman for the palace told reporters we were very clear from
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the outset that the princess of Wales was out until after Easter
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So they already,
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you know, he said we said this,
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I don't know why y'all making these conspiracies,
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but basically you guys have to chill.
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They said she is doing well.
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What do you guys think is going on?
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You guys, what the hell out there?
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Let us know what you guys let us know your thoughts because
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I mean, I'm kind of hoping for the BBL too.
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That'd be kind of interesting.
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I'm just kidding, Snatch.
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I hope she's ok.
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We're hoping she's ok.
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Cryptocurrency is going crazy.
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So this week, Bitcoin's price reached $63,000 on Wednesday afternoon.
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The highest it's been since November 2021 and it actually went up
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43% in February alone.
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I didn't invest as you can tell you said you sold 10
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of them, right?
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I forgot how much the amount was,
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but I sold, I pulled out,
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I got scared and so I didn't say I didn't hold,
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I, I sorry guys,
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you know, all the diamond hands out there,
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stay, stay strong.
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Like imagine if you are in this game right now and you
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have money in there,
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you're freaking rich. Are you keeping this low key,
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like those guys that win the lottery or what?
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I'm keeping a low key brother.
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You know how they say like,
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you know, they don't know.
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Ok, cool. Well,
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I mean, it's,
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it's kind of like the GME thing,
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remember a few years ago with game stop.
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So apparently like this Bitcoin craze is going so crazy that the
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exchange platform Coinbase began glitching thing.
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I know, but it sounds like,
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you know, they're like,
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oh, it's kind of,
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you know, but in fact,
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Coinbase ceo Brian Sr said they were prepared for a 10 time
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surge in traffic but because it's again,
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everyone wants to get in on this.
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The platform is just flooded with traffic.
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Well, this is the peak.
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I think it's the,
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I don't know if maybe it's the wrong time to get into
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it or what brother.
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What do you think?
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I mean, I was,
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I was texting some people here at work and I'm like,
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sure I just like,
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throw in like 1000 and see what happens.
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Like, do not know like we're going and I checked the
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socks and it's going down a little bit.
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Exactly. Theyre going low.
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You have to go low,
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you have to take your chances.
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So people are asking why is the price for Bitcoin so high
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now? And apparently it might just be due to supply and
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demand. Some reports say that the sec approved a few exchange
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trader funds this year which were buying up thousands of coins a
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day. So again,
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it kind of drove up the price,
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right? And since Bitcoin only makes 900 coins a day,
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they were selling not enough Bitcoin to accommodate all the new demand
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Bitcoin is H half in.
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What's the right half thing?
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They're cutting it in half.
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I don't know on April 20th,
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meaning Bitcoin block rewards will be cut in half.
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It happens every four years and it reduces Bitcoin supply,
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meaning it could go up even higher every four years like leap
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Oh, a good call back to us.
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But yeah, are you guys gonna buy into this whole
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Bitcoin craze? Do you guys already have Bitcoin if you have
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any suggestions for your boy?
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Because I wanna get in on this?
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Yeah, and let us know the best time like I I
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mean, I'm clueless when it comes to Bitcoin and stocks
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and all investing. So yeah,
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add to the group chat,
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to the group chat.
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I wanna learn in very random news.
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El Chapo's 18 year old granddaughter Frida Sofia Guzman Munoz went looking
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for the Loch Ness Monster in Scotland this month.
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That wasn't on our 2024 bingo card.
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Apparently the famous Narcos,
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NTA was vacationing in Scotland and reportedly joined a boat hunt
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for the Loch Ness monster.
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The mythical creature is said to live in the Scottish highlands.
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Loch Ness.
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Is that what it's called?
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Oh, so it's called,
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it's called the Oh my God.
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Ok. And it's a and essentially it's like a under water
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like sea monster version of the chupacabra.
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Oh, that's scary.
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Oh my God. Maybe we go into a conversation about Latino
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mythical creatures since you said chupacabra that you heard about growing up
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Como Pues el Chupacabra,
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la la sapa and la Mano.
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Honestly, they still scare us even more than Narcos.
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No, actually, no,
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it's always fake, but I mean,
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he's so scary but not because I'm more scary,
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but I mean, it's so random that this,
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you know, Chapo's great granddaughter,
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right? Or granddaughter is just out there living her best life
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looking for the Loch Ness monster.
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Maybe we can do that too,
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bro. We keep looking for the loch ness.
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Keep us posted. Miss,
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Sofia Guzman Munoz breaking news.
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Lavia Carol G had to make an emergency landing last night at
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Van Nuys airport in Los Angeles.
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The flight had just departed when smoke started filling the cockpit,
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prompting the emergency landing.
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Footage shows a fire truck following the aircraft as it landed and
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the Grammy Award winning singer on the tarmac hugging her besties.
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We are glad everyone's ok and we just wanna say we
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love you. Carol Graas.
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Adios que paso de eo de man.
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Damos. Una Brazo.
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Stay safe. Te queremos.
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Mucho. Yeah. Well,
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yeah, I mean like I love car when she came to
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the office at one time,
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like such a sweetheart and I love her music.
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So I'm glad I wish I would have got to meet her
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She has honestly,
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Carol G has so much charisma.
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I like, I feel like she's just like so humble Semira
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Vien Mile. You know,
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even though she's at the top,
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she still does not forget her roots and the people that have
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been there from the very beginning.
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Exactly. Beautiful. Thank you.
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And we have more breaking news.
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The biggest pharmacy chains,
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cvs and Walgreens will start selling the abortion pill,
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Mafe Prist this month making it easier for many to access the
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method. So those are the biggest pharmacies are gonna carry this
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this abortion pill.
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And remember that the conservative majority of the Supreme Court essentially took
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away the right to get an abortion about two years ago
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So again, many states started banning it.
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Yeah, I just feel like these conservatives are like trying to
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like, I don't know,
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like like block things,
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but yet, like we swivel our way around it,
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you know, like it's crazy.
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But, I mean,
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women in half the states have seen their access to abortion,
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severely restricted access to these pills and pharmaceuticals is gonna be
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very popular. I would say again,
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CV S Walgreens, two big players in the pharmacy game.
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It'll be interesting to see,
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how conservatives try to,
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again, get control of this.
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I think so. Yeah,
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I'm just, I'm curious to see what's gonna happen next with
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this sh solo sc Gene.
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What is going down,
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Jenny? You ready?
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So, Romeo Santos A K A Mr So nasty,
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announced that he will be reuniting with Aventura for the Serrano Clos
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tour turning up in North American Arenas.
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This May and June.
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So, wait, I,
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I thought like their last tour was like the final tour.
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Like they were like marketing like,
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dude, you better come see us.
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This is our ultimo tour like sis,
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they've been on that wave for like 10 years now.
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They'll break up, they'll get back together.
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It's like a rumors here.
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This and that. Honestly,
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I just feel like Romeo is looking out for the other band
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members and you know,
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he's like, let's go on tour,
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you know, make some,
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everybody, let's eat again,
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you know, one last time.
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So I know, I,
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I know you grew up listening to them.
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Do you remember the first time?
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Like you, you listen and you were like,
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damn, like this band right here,
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of course. So it was like,
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I wanna say 2001,
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2002, probably like 10 year old Gene.
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We broke the rules,
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came out and literally,
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that's what they did.
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They broke all the rules because I never danced and I started
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dancing. So what are your top three Aventura songs?
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Top three. Let me see.
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I got solo Pereo Mira Socio and El P el Pelon.
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Oh Those are good ones.
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You know which one?
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I like the one,
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the mujer dude. That was a fucking story.
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Like I was singing both parts and I was like,
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que paso. Oh shit.
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Don't tell me, don't tell me he fucking slept with you
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Oh Imagine if Twitter existed when that song came out the
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drama. So why did Romeo Santos always say so nasty.
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I don't know. He's been saying it for like 20 years
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now. Like Romeo Dera was so nasty.
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Like we need to know already like is it you the fans
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was something that happened?
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Was it, you know what they need to do a study
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on the correlation of like pregnancy race and these concerts because I
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have like a cousin.
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Every time these guys get back together,
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she gets pregnant. What a coincidence.
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I like, yeah,
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I got like five little cousins from these concerts that have been
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made. So I did the math.
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So you know the concert starts in may.
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So nine months February.
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So like this holiday season,
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there should be a lot of baby showers.
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Some of those babies should be named Romeo.
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I mean, yeah,
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I would love to go.
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So if you guys can give us free tickets,
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that would be amazing.
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I do that. I mean like three backstage passes and maybe
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you'll see me pregnant on here.
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Hey guys, I'm here with Professor Cafe Con Leche.
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He has a specialty in studying Platanos Maduros and we're also here
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with my fax machine and let me warn you,
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this tells the truth.
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This thing is just got the facts.
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It is Dominicano Vela.
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See, see Tambora.
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So what's it like dancing with the Dominican man?
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Quiros? A dancing with a Dominican man is called mom.
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Come on Paraiso. Come on s Uno Coma.
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Manu I Los Ajito Salle Canara Bachata.
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OK. My father always told me never to say a lie
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in your life. No,
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I put there's something wrong with the fax machine.
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Let's have a look.
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65% of Dominican men have a secret family.
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No, pe ee epa the University of Phoenix.
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It. Torao is a movie in Quezon.
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Ques E Poconos, Platano Platanos.
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I'm curious, what's the most important relationship to a Dominican man
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The most important relationship to a Dominican man.
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Of course, is his relation to his woman and his mother
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We are loyal people.
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Ee Pero. Que ta Roto Seno.
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Take it back to radio shack.
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The most important relationship to a Dominican man is with his barber
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Come on. No,
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no, no. II I gotta,
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no, no, I gotta unplug it.
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This is a set up.
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You guys are setting me up here.
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Vino de Satana de Demonios.
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How close are you to your barber?
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Yeah. Yo. No,
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se a ay la vida.
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Barbero es como un her dings in Flores.
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That's my relationship with my Barbara.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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A de la to Cafe.
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Que yo man from Platano Mama to listen.
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I know when someone's flirting and it is not working.
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Oh no. Oh,
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flirting is working. No,
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no. Oh no.
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Oh OK. Cafe when the show is over.
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So you're a regular person being.
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Thank you for having a,
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we are here with the black Mexican Michael Baca in the house
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and I wanna talk nicknames sometimes we don't get to choose them
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They're given to us,
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right? Yeah. Like actually we roasted our coworker over
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there. His name is Gene.
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He called him Pantalones.
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What do you think it fits?
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Right? If it's not too bad.
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Oh, there he is.
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Yeah, handsome gentleman there.
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You create a lot of content surrounding growing up half black
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and half Mexican. You know,
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when I got in the studio,
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actually, I was called Lavaca.
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Boom. I haven't heard that in years but it's now back
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now, Lavaca. I mean,
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you're in the La,
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the Latino sphere here.
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So they're gonna be like,
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what can I like?
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Roast? Don't figure it out literally.
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But I mean,
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getting a little more serious now,
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what was it like growing up Lexicon?
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You know, it was a beautiful mix of both cultures,
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I think. I had my black culture,
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you know, good food,
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Mexican culture, good food.
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We had good nicknames,
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you know, not only nicknames but we also had very much
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truth. So, I mean,
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you got the truth.
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You know, if you gain £5 you were go though,
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you know, if you didn't put on lotion,
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you were ashy. Like it just is what it is.
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The range, the range.
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Exactly. So which nickname is the most memorable one that you
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grew up with? I like negrito.
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Honestly, I feel,
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I don't know, I,
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I felt special because there's only one negrito,
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you know, and in the family.
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So it, it kinda had like a special place.
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It was like Neri is here,
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you know, you own it,
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you own it. Exactly.
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Let's look at some comments that we got on this gene video
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because some people are going in on the nicknames again in terms
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of the man, it's all love.
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But here if you wanna,
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I've been called Sheet more than once.
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Oh, because they're freaking their handle like OK,
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OK, my Spanish isn't the best.
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OK, let's see.
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Hey, I know that guy also.
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My grandma calls me Benny Santa.
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Oh, I got it grandma though.
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Grandma's cooking though. Hey,
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Santa, what's up?
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It's like, that's actually not a bad name.
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That, that's actually a really good name.
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Hey, we got a mad at work and we call him
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tape because shout out to,
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bro. That's, that's so creative,
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right? It's like,
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so creative and it's like the flex of like,
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I, I'm bilingual by the way,
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like, hey, and I guarantee you,
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it took someone less than half a second to come up with
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that nickname and ill be with Matt Forever.
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It's like with you,
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they saw back on the paper not even,
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I even hear you.
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There was like back on like,
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yeah, exactly. Thank you.
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Tape. We really appreciate that.
18:57
We have a guy named Cameron,
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guess how they called him at work.
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Maron Cameron Camaron shrimp.
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It's like, I hope he's not short,
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to be honest with you.
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That's like what really hurt my feelings?
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Little shrimp and the shrimp.
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All right, man.
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Well, thank you so much for coming through again.
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Like, hopefully we can do this more and I wanna
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learn more about the whole Mexican Mexican thing because I have a
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Mexicano baby coming and so it'll be interesting to see again.
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Like there's so much like cultures mixing.
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So, I mean,
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a lot of good like stuff from both sides.
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Do you have the,
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do you have the nicknames ready or do you have to researching
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them right now to say a lot of Latinos still say Chinito
19:37
even though they're not Chinese if they speak up about it and
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they're like, hey,
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like, I'm not Chinese,
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I'm actually selling, you know,
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but my wife,
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they, they don't care.
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I'm sorry, I'm not.
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Yeah, I mean,
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I've told my parents multiple times but my wife is just like
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I'm Chinna now and I accept like,
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she loves it, you know.
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But oh no,
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I'm actually from South Korea.
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That's amazing. Like,
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bro, I just told you.
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Exactly. Exactly. All right,
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cool. Well, thanks guys.
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This is black Mexican.
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Go ahead and give him a follow up.
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Plug your socials, bro.
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Yeah, you can follow me on Instagram.
20:08
You can follow me on youtube.
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You can follow me on Facebook.
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You can follow me on.
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There's one, what's the last one to Tinder?
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I don't know, Tinder.
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Tinder. Yeah. I don't know.
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I don't, whatever.
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What are you gonna say?
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Lavaca la la? I think we can agree that the older
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you get the worse.
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LA. Oh, yes.
20:33
It's not just a day anymore to recover.
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It's like multiple days.
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Like I don't know why you brother,
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but that's how it would be.
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All it takes a minute.
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But luckily we have candy cocktail here.
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Yeah. So she's gonna give us a little bit of elixir
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of her own, but she's also gonna give us some
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of her professional insight on some suggestions that you guys sent in
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with your own remedies.
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Yeah, of course.
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I'm so excited to be here and I brought in my favorite
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Gruda hack. My family is from Jalisco,
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Mexico and we always do Michelada pre parada.
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So I brought all the ingredients so that we can go ahead
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and make that together.
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Electro lit, the Mexican Pedia Light.
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And I don't know when you the,
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the because I call a swe the swe do you have it
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before or after the,
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the hangover? Do you have it before?
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Because I know some people have it before,
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right? To avoid a hangover,
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you should do both honestly.
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Like you can never hydrate yourself enough.
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I feel like you need to hydrate yourself at least four hours
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before your Ruda starts.
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And then even if you want to prepare yourself,
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like you could even be drinking like water and electrolytes or Pedialyte
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like throughout your, you know,
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throughout the night and go back and forth.
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That's true. But also then it's gonna make your not make
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you get your bang for your buck.
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Honestly, it's like you don't get his lit the electro.
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All right, cool.
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Let's see. The next is go,
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you know what's up,
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bro? Pinche Carlito like after like on the morning after
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the day. That's why,
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that's why it's called PP so,
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oh, well, I think that we're gonna say fuck,
22:24
yeah. To this.
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Ha. What do you think?
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I honestly, any type of caldo even a good pozole like
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Agua mineral prea is some greasy birria tacos.
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Ok. Yeah. How do you prepare the agua mine?
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I don't know about the agua mineral.
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Maybe some lemon and some salad.
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I've never tried that before,
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but it doesn't sound bad.
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Honestly. What, what is it about?
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The consomme of the birria?
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That, that everyone says,
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oh, consomme helps with hangovers.
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I think. Honestly it's just like all the flavors that really
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like, settle into your stomach.
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It's like a warm little calo that you're eating with your greasy
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tacos. Like I,
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I think that's the hack.
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I think it might be the all the,
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all the, if you let that shit sit for a minute
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you'll see that cappa of like gra I get to scrape
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off, you scrape it off.
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I'm just gonna, oh This is yours.
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Yes. Here we got the proof here.
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Let's take this out of the way so they can see you
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working your magic. So what do we have in there so
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far? So what I've been adding is I added some Clamato
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I added some oysters sauce,
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la salsa, some tapatio for a little bit of spice.
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I added an entire lemon because I love citrus.
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So I Limon and then I'm just going to add the rest
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of the Morelo. Do you typically put ice in your mich
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Honestly, I when you're hung over,
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you just want to down this thing and just chug it a
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la panza. So just make sure your molo,
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your kama is really nice and cold.
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Ei a de la.
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It's, it's got a little warm but it's still good.
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Yeah. It, it's,
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it's gonna do the magic.
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Trust me. I'm not get that over here.
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I like to smell it.
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Girl, that shit is,
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that is not a,
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not to be like a pro or anything.
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I'm not a pro.
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I just like to eat Mich.
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It's like it, it,
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like you said, it tastes,
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it takes a lot of flavors and like to make it perfect
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because some people just put chile like it's I'm like,
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no, no, no,
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no. It's like it's a flavor.
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It's like a whole I,
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I have my babas in there brother Jo Jo Jack.
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Yeah. No. How do you like them?
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Baas? Not the burb dude.
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It's like it's ST it's so balanced.
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Like you get the tomato,
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you get the spice the citrus and like look at him.
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He's red like a Michelada.
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It's like stuck Maduro.
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Pre we finish that.
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You finish that. We only got a little sip.
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We only got a little taste of it.
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But and where can people find you?
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So we can get our own,
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you know, we can get messed up and then brought back
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to life with your,
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your Yeah, you guys can find me on Instagram or tiktok
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at candy cocktail. and that's candy with a K.
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There you go. Well,
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I don't know about y'all but I'm ready for the weekend.
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I feel like I'm ready to take on the lua.
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Yeah, cool. All right guys.
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Well, thank you so much for tuning in.
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I'm Alejandro and we have candy cocktail and I'm Jenny and
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we'll see you on the next episode.
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Thank you so much.
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Bye, let's go back 22.